I can see the trailer now. THIS SUMMER, IN A WORLD OF QUANTUM PHYSICS, ONE WOMAN DARES TO SURVIVE. It would probably have this for a movie poster too!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2011 · 10:33 AM 
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Depressing, It's A Trap!, Paranoia, Portal, Science/Math, Valve Software, Video Clips

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46 Responses to “[VIDEO] Portal: No Escape”

  1. BlurrySandwich on August 24th, 2011 10:42 am

    I know it is overposted, but still
    <img src="http://lusipurr.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Futurama-Phillip-J.-Fry-Shut-Up-and-Take-My-Money.jpg"&gt;
    Somebody in hollywood better get on this project NOW

  2. Vabolo on August 24th, 2011 10:49 am

    Damn she's buff!

  3. Geek 2.0 on August 24th, 2011 10:53 am

    I would PAY for someone to buy me a ticket to this movie

  4. GameboyPATH on August 24th, 2011 11:03 am


  5. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 24th, 2011 11:26 am

    I'm noticing a distinct lack of murderous AI constructs…

  6. masashi98 on August 24th, 2011 11:36 am

    well i guess it was ok to look into the operational end of the device after all "3:08"

  7. Jeevas on August 24th, 2011 11:51 am

    "Submitted by everyone" is indeed an accurate statement.

  8. VyseRogueKing on August 24th, 2011 12:00 pm

    I think this is the only movie that can get away with the main character not talking.

  9. Bobomberman on August 24th, 2011 12:17 pm

    I was half expecting to hear GLADoS to make some witty quip about the mashed potatoes, or the woman's muscles, but that was good too.

  10. coltsman88 on August 24th, 2011 12:22 pm

    Tell me I'm not the only one who was waiting for an extra after the credits.

  11. FrEEz on August 24th, 2011 1:56 pm

    If it was made, it would suck.

    End of story.

    At the very best it would be mediocre.

  12. Thaytay on August 24th, 2011 2:08 pm

    My first thought at seeing the chip in her neck: Caroline? oO

    GlaDOs -- the Beginning

  13. TCC on August 24th, 2011 2:23 pm

    …. Guards? really? The REAL Aperture Labs just would have used Murderous AI constructs.

  14. DTurboKiller on August 24th, 2011 3:00 pm

    The only thing that looks like Portal is the gun itself and the physics. The rest looks very different… No excessively white rooms and corridors? Lack of murderously charming AI, instead we have guards? Not a single GLADoS appearance?
    Sounds like a Hollywood movie alright, all showy and no heart to it.

  15. Drjolt on August 24th, 2011 3:42 pm

    For your safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from hitting the guards with the portal device. Not even partially.

  16. OrangeKegon on August 24th, 2011 3:59 pm

    Now her biggest challenge will be… saying apple

  17. spplmj on August 24th, 2011 4:53 pm

    I dont know why but maybe it was the building jump scene that reminded me of The Matrix.

    "You enter the blue portal — the test ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You enter the orange portal — you stay in Aperture and I show you how far the testing track goes."

  18. AManWithACloak on August 24th, 2011 6:37 pm

    I… I have no words for this.

  19. CriticalQuit on August 24th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Aperture taking lying to a new scale.


  20. benymol on August 24th, 2011 8:28 pm

    it would have been awesome if one of the cubes lit up with a heart at the end.

  21. Cake Core on August 24th, 2011 11:32 pm

    HEY! Do not look in the the operational end of the device!

  22. Gamage on August 25th, 2011 2:38 am

    She wakes up in a mysterious room wearing a straight jacket, looks in the mirror and what are her first thoughts?
    1. Change clothes
    2. Get a hair cut
    3. I'm fat and need to lose some weight

    This is why we can't have female leads…

  23. tstriker1 on August 25th, 2011 7:14 am

    *notices Shawn said that everyone submitted this*
    *remembers nothing about submitting this*
    *realizes that Shawn doesn't think I'm anyone if "everyone" submitted this* ;;-;;

  24. witchkitty on May 4th, 2012 12:31 pm

    The only problem i have at all is that it doesn't follow the real story -.- yes it is cool and looks amazing and i would love to see a portal movie i think it would be awesome but i think it should follow the actual story because the real story is amazing

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