I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE AT MARIO KART
BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I GOT HIT BY A BLUE SHELL INCHES FROM THE FINISH LINE.

That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
Did this one myself, and actually the image came out better than I expected… if any of you want to make your own “Most Interesting Plumber” pic’s here’s a blank template!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 23, 2011 · 4:08 AM 
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73 Responses to “The Most Interesting Plumber in the Mushroom Kingdom”

  1. Ultamia on August 23rd, 2011 4:16 am

    I don't even play Mario Kart…

    But when I do..

    I may understand this joke.

  2. ChemicalKirby on August 23rd, 2011 4:23 am

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    your welcome,please send your undying gratitude to my +1 box.

  3. VyseRogueKing on August 23rd, 2011 4:24 am

    That's nothing. Try getting blue shelled, then red shelled, then banana peeled after getting knocked around for a little bit inches before the finish line.

  4. primedawg9170 on August 23rd, 2011 4:35 am

    Well my friend here begs to differ…
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/GLsif.gif"&gt;

  5. RemielChibus on August 23rd, 2011 4:50 am

    I don't always play sports…

    …but when I do, I make princesses wear short skirts.

  6. Bobomberman on August 23rd, 2011 5:58 am

    You forgot to mention that the blue shell sent you careening towards a banana which sent you off a cliff… I feel like the game plans these things

  7. HughbertEsq on August 23rd, 2011 7:46 am

    GET BLUE SHELL'D
    *SUCCESS BABY*
    AVOID BANANA CLUSTER

  8. spplmj on August 23rd, 2011 7:58 am
  9. TehVortex on August 23rd, 2011 8:08 am

    I don't always win online at Mario Kart.

    But when I do, it disconnects and loses me around 300 points.

  10. Wookz on August 23rd, 2011 9:52 am

    I don't always fall asleep on the job…..

    …but when I do, I dream about lasagna.

  11. Omnomynous on August 23rd, 2011 10:42 am

    Blue shelled, Star'd Bullet bill'd TWICE then T-bolt in midair into lava pit =1st->12th

    I know because this happened to me the other day ;~;

  12. MasterLuigi452 on August 23rd, 2011 11:41 am

    That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!

    You have no idea how many races I lost thanks to that.

  13. Trainer_Black on August 23rd, 2011 12:08 pm

    "I don't always look angry…

    but when I do,
    My mustache still looks like a smile."

  14. CriticalQuit on August 23rd, 2011 12:34 pm

    That's why I avoid Mario Kart. It's not just a racing game (which I never enjoy), it's a racing game where you can fuck people over.

  15. penguindude42 on August 23rd, 2011 1:28 pm

    By the way, what's that red thing in this image? It looks a bit like Luigi…

  16. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 23rd, 2011 2:06 pm

    I don't always use warp pipes

    But when I do, I use warp pipe World 0

  17. Drjolt on August 23rd, 2011 3:15 pm

    I don't always rage-quit at Mario Kart WII, but when i do, it's one of those guys who use the motorcycle person and be a dick on a gamecube map.

  18. MasterLuigi452 on August 23rd, 2011 4:22 pm

    That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!

    Reading Shawn's comment again, I remembered something.
    Look out for any fake item boxes, banana peels, and sheels on the big ramp if anyone is willing to race me.

    These tricks work wonder.

  19. VoiceFromCorner on August 23rd, 2011 4:34 pm

    I don't always get hit by a green shell. But when I do, I'm the one who launched it.

  20. AManWithACloak on August 24th, 2011 5:32 pm

    Story. Of. My. Fucking. Life.

  21. Xolopitli on August 24th, 2011 5:45 pm

    Blue Shells = Mario Kart's Raeg Inducer

  22. codeman101 on August 24th, 2011 10:55 pm

    Ask before you make this if its good to you, but heres one i thought of:

    “I dont always save the princess”

    “But when i do, its after murdering hundreds of giant turtles”

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