That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
Did this one myself, and actually the image came out better than I expected… if any of you want to make your own “Most Interesting Plumber” pic’s here’s a blank template!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 23, 2011 · 4:08 AM
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I don't even play Mario Kart…
But when I do..
I may understand this joke.
You sir, are missing out
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your welcome,please send your undying gratitude to my +1 box.
That's nothing. Try getting blue shelled, then red shelled, then banana peeled after getting knocked around for a little bit inches before the finish line.
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and if you play wii, again, same
Been there,done that, cried in my sleep, built a bridge and got over it.
I don't always get shocked…
But when I do, it's because of comments like that.
I knooooooow!
Last time I played mario kart was on the N64.
I should punish myself somehow..
Well my friend here begs to differ…
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Your gamer license. Hand it over.
>Pass through all that
>Still win by a huge advantage
I don't always choose Rainbow Road online. But when I do, nobody else finishes the race.
I don't always play sports…
…but when I do, I make princesses wear short skirts.
Stay horny, my friends.
You forgot to mention that the blue shell sent you careening towards a banana which sent you off a cliff… I feel like the game plans these things
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YES
Anyone else thinking one year in space jail?
GET BLUE SHELL'D
*SUCCESS BABY*
AVOID BANANA CLUSTER
"When i am in charge every woman in the force shall wear short skirts"
is that what you're referencing good sir?
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does anything else come to mind?
I don't always win online at Mario Kart.
But when I do, it disconnects and loses me around 300 points.
I don't play TF2. So how out of place do you think I feel half the time?
to people who haven't watched this anime/don't remember that scene in particular this may have been a bit of a confusing post wouldn't it?
This is halolz. everything is confusing.
there it is!!!! the secret unlockable Mustang Rider!!!
a better punishment would be playing mario kart wii vs the computer player for a year
I don't always fall asleep on the job…..
…but when I do, I dream about lasagna.
Correction: This is the Internet, everything is confusing and/or rapes your mind
Blue shelled, Star'd Bullet bill'd TWICE then T-bolt in midair into lava pit =1st->12th
I know because this happened to me the other day ;~;
Millions still don't know about that blue shell dodging!
That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
You have no idea how many races I lost thanks to that.
The recoil off the Bullet Bills would've sent you into the lava inevitably. You were dead long before the lightning hit. Such is the gaming gods will.
The lightning was just adding insult to injury.
"I don't always look angry…
but when I do,
My mustache still looks like a smile."
That's why I avoid Mario Kart. It's not just a racing game (which I never enjoy), it's a racing game where you can fuck people over.
*looks at closet of hammers*
…..I honestly don't know what this falls under……Oh, well.
SCRIPT HAMMER!!!
It's not "short skirts" it's
TINY MINI-SKIRTS!!!! *fiery explosion*
I don't always race Rainbow Road, but when I do everyone wonders how the hell I manage to drift it properly.
By the way, what's that red thing in this image? It looks a bit like Luigi…
That's Mario. Now can you tell me who the devil this Luigi fellow is? I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of meeting him.
In a galaxy of ragequit, far far away
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Would it be too late to say "Wait…wasn't he the guy that saved Mario from the boos in that mansion? That guy's awesome!"?
I don't always use warp pipes
But when I do, I use warp pipe World 0
Not too late.
60% forgiven.
I mean why hasn't he got more games? He gets one game on the Gamecube then he gets ignored for nearly 10 years?!?
Nintendo, I am disappoint. Luigi is way better than Mario.
I will still say that not knowing Mario is a crime against Nintendo (even if you're pretending). With Luigi, it was a meme but it is still a crime.
Why bother with skirts at all? Let's get naked!
Luigi… you aren't talking about Green Mario, are you?
On a side note, I think it was a low blow to -1 for the "nobody knows weegee" joke. It's commonly used enough.
I don't always rage-quit at Mario Kart WII, but when i do, it's one of those guys who use the motorcycle person and be a dick on a gamecube map.
I'd prefer that this come immediately after:
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Well you should. It's F-R-E-E now, numbnuts.
THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! It's like like getting a toy at the bottom of a box of Raisin Bran (it doesn't exist…yet). You get your normal fiber, but NOW with a cool action figure. EXPLOSIONS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. EVERYTHING.
Well I don't like racing games in the first place. So it's still not fun, but with more reasons to curse.
Also, retrieve your arms from the chest.
LIIIIIIIIIIINE PIECE!
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*It's commonly used too much
I don't like most racing games myself (I tend to scrap the sides of the cars on walls), but Mario Kart and Diddy Kong Racing are still pretty sweet. HAVE YOUR BELOVED NINTENDO CHARACTERS THROW SHIT AT EACH OTHER ON THE INTERSTATE!
I don't always play sports… but when I do it's with friends and foes and we beat the crap out of each other with super powers.
^This.
That's why I rage when people uese this meme.
Thank lord that Luigi's Mansion 2 is coming out.
That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
Reading Shawn's comment again, I remembered something.
Look out for any fake item boxes, banana peels, and sheels on the big ramp if anyone is willing to race me.
These tricks work wonder.
I don't always get hit by a green shell. But when I do, I'm the one who launched it.
How did I know this was going to get posted before I even looked at the comments?
I propose we allow the use of this meme in only one submission out of… say, twenty-five?
Please, I thought we were gentlemen here.
The Space Jail is more humane.
I didn't know the god of Tetris controlled the fate of Mario Karters?
Stay fat, my felines.
It's a hobby.
It was inevitable, Mr Razorman. just as inevitable as a ValvE post having a Gaben joke, or a post about horses with tattoos on the buttocks filled with My Little Pony pics, gifs and demotivators.
This one time, I got blue shelled, AND STILL WON.
Of course, I was holding on to a bob omb for about a lap and a half…
Skill. Pure Skill.
Story. Of. My. Fucking. Life.
The driving is only a small part of the actual gameplay. Just hold A, and press B to slide around corners. The rest of it is tossing crazy shit at each other, crushing hopes and dreams with every throw!
Blue Shells = Mario Kart's Raeg Inducer
I don't always use Yoshi,
But when I do, I get an extra jump.
Ask before you make this if its good to you, but heres one i thought of:
“I dont always save the princess”
“But when i do, its after murdering hundreds of giant turtles”
Probably because it's almost entirely situational (thanks, fighting games *to be more precise, the Shoryuken website, full of scrubs in the comments*, you've done me a whole lot despite the fact I only play Smash Bros. regularly) to have a handy mushroom when want to avoid them.