When you look this good, it’s not unusual for Medics to have trouble controlling themselves!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 15, 2011 · 9:46 AM
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Ye gods, I though we were saved from Courage Kratos, but it was only replaced!
WHY, SHAWN, WHY? WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL APRIL FIRST?
OR
Oh, Shawn, your posts give me the most normal boners.
Ask for a medic once
the whole team change to medic
Sexy Heavy makes Natscha shot 200 bullets in 1 second.
Blue Sniper: I got ya in my sights you bloody wanker
Red Heavy *sexy face into scope*
Blue Sniper *head explodes*
Red Medic *explodes*
OR
I need an adult?
Also in the category of things ocurring next to him: recurring nightmares and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
I will never Uber this heavy…way to creepy…
Stupid sexy Heavy
sadly I couldn't find a video of it…
He speaks Sandvich, in Russian.
His head can deflect the sandman and the huntsmen, at the same time
He can detonate stickies, by just looking at them.
He can make spy's back-stab themselves, by looking at them.
He is the sexiest heavy in 2fort.
"I don't always get ueber-charged, but when I do it's from the whole team."
<img src="http://i.min.us/ibJN2M.gif" alt="" width="256" height="256" />
It cost $400,000 to resist Heavy's charm for 12 seconds
And they all have raging bonersaws.
…
Okay, that sounds slightly more threatening than anticipated.
rel="nofollow"> Here is the original, in beautiful low quality!
I don't like his friends, though. That Sasha chick is way too violent.
YES YES!!!!! rel="nofollow">
OCTO-HEAVY.
'Nuff said?
rel="nofollow">This is what happens when Sexy Heavy is unleashed upon the world.
I use a bust of some dude… and THE KRITZKRIEG!!
What the fuck is wrong with his fingers and mouth?
This reminds me of a story! Uhh… I forgot how it went, but it ended in rape. But it was funny… ohh nevermind… stare at this kitten…
<img src=http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg>
Then I must be in infinite debt.
Kitten says: "OBEY!"
BONESAW IS READY!!!
OOOOOOH YEAH!!!
R.I.P. Randy Savage…
GET THAT TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN A TOP HAT AND MONOCLE, SIR!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-gurrenlagann-yokosniper.jpg">
o god whyyyyy??
Is that Sasha in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Because if it's Sasha in your pants, I might have to kill you.
I'm too sexy for my medic, too sexy for my-
*backstabbed*
Well… that's a face that no one can forget…
Oh Lordy…I just got flashbacks to that time I found Medic x Heavy art on DeviantArt.
Why is his Everything messed up?
Because SCIENCE
My Sandvich's bring all the Scouts to the Spawn
And they're like: It's better than yours
Damn right, its better than yours
I could teach you, but Medic has to charge
At least not without a little help.
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God Dammit! This is what I get for using that Sexy Heavy spray in the halolz server. *kills self*
You disgust me
Be single medic
have four heavies needing your ubers
Let's hope this works.
<img src="http://k.min.us/idOghZ2RD.jpg" width="256" height="256" />
Click for larger version.
I'm, to sexxy for the store. Too sexxy for the store, i'm, too sexxy for the uber..too sexxy for the uber..
It got sexy heavy off your mind, didn't it?
He's got a point.
I don't think they make them big enough.
Yes mastah
Ok, carry on then.
What were we talking about again? :looks at top of page: AH HELL NO! :takes more brainbleach:
MY MIND!!! GET ME MY AXE SO I MAY CLEANSE THE INTERNETS OF THE MADMAN/WOMAN THAT MADE THIS!!!
The Birth of a meme…
BTW this is a noob question and I cant find the answer on google but how cant I make my text YES YES!!! the actual hyperlink
The phrase, DO NOT WANT comes to mind…
Rape Face Heavy is more like it…
If this gives you a normal boner, I REALLY do not want to know what gives you abnormal boners.
I read this in heavy's voice
<img src="http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cat-voices-telling-me-to-kill-you.jpg">
Oh God someone should stop hi-
BAAAAAAAWWW
Apply directly to the mind
< a href="website" > your text here < /a >, without the spaces!
"Wanna dance?"
"WHO F**KED MY GUN?!"
It.Has.Been.Done.
I keep stockpiles of it in case I remember……whatever it was. Something about a fairy.
rel="nofollow">Possible side effects of kittens include:
Sneezing
Tiny Scratches and
Erectile Dysfunction…
Thank you very much
See Sniper picture above.
Heavy is an adult. *sexy heavy face*
It costs $400,000 to please a woman…for 12 seconds.
Too sexy for my medic…
i think i would rather see sexy heavy rather then snipers bulge…
Edit:
Red Heavy: You are great, Doctor
Red Medic: Ubercharge ready!
Red Scout: … I need an adult?
Blue Spy: I am an adult *backstab*
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Kittens, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.