SEXY HEAVY - WANTS YOUR UBERS

SEXY HEAVY - LOOK THIS GOOD

SEXY HEAVY - PREMATURE UBERS?

When you look this good, it’s not unusual for Medics to have trouble controlling themselves!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 15, 2011 · 9:46 AM 
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66 Responses to “SEXY HEAVY”

  1. Exploderizer on August 15th, 2011 9:52 am

    Ye gods, I though we were saved from Courage Kratos, but it was only replaced!
    WHY, SHAWN, WHY? WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL APRIL FIRST?

    OR

    Oh, Shawn, your posts give me the most normal boners.

  2. greenxboy on August 15th, 2011 9:56 am

    Ask for a medic once

    the whole team change to medic

  3. TerrorPinguin on August 15th, 2011 9:57 am

    Sexy Heavy makes Natscha shot 200 bullets in 1 second.

  4. coltsman88 on August 15th, 2011 10:06 am

    Blue Sniper: I got ya in my sights you bloody wanker
    Red Heavy *sexy face into scope*
    Blue Sniper *head explodes*
    Red Medic *explodes*

    OR

    I need an adult?

  5. Vabolo on August 15th, 2011 10:12 am

    Also in the category of things ocurring next to him: recurring nightmares and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

  6. ChemicalKirby on August 15th, 2011 10:24 am

    I will never Uber this heavy…way to creepy…

  7. Pioneer1 on August 15th, 2011 10:36 am

    Stupid sexy Heavy

    sadly I couldn't find a video of it…

  8. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 10:44 am

    He speaks Sandvich, in Russian.
    His head can deflect the sandman and the huntsmen, at the same time
    He can detonate stickies, by just looking at them.
    He can make spy's back-stab themselves, by looking at them.
    He is the sexiest heavy in 2fort.

    "I don't always get ueber-charged, but when I do it's from the whole team."

  9. spplmj on August 15th, 2011 10:54 am

    <img src="http://i.min.us/ibJN2M.gif&quot; alt="" width="256" height="256" />

    It cost $400,000 to resist Heavy's charm for 12 seconds

  10. Vabolo on August 15th, 2011 10:54 am

    And they all have raging bonersaws.

    Okay, that sounds slightly more threatening than anticipated.

  11. Vabolo on August 15th, 2011 10:56 am
  12. TheInsaneWombat on August 15th, 2011 12:02 pm

    I don't like his friends, though. That Sasha chick is way too violent.

  13. Ice_Cold_Water on August 15th, 2011 12:18 pm

    This reminds me of a story! Uhh… I forgot how it went, but it ended in rape. But it was funny… ohh nevermind… stare at this kitten…
    <img src=http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg>

  14. Armetron on August 15th, 2011 12:53 pm

    YES YES!!!!! rel="nofollow">

  15. Azurik on August 15th, 2011 12:59 pm

    OCTO-HEAVY.

    'Nuff said?

  16. Azurik on August 15th, 2011 1:01 pm
  17. Ice_Cold_Water on August 15th, 2011 1:14 pm

    I use a bust of some dude… and THE KRITZKRIEG!!

  18. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 1:18 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with his fingers and mouth?

  19. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Then I must be in infinite debt.

  20. A_R_ on August 15th, 2011 1:26 pm

    Kitten says: "OBEY!"

  21. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 15th, 2011 1:27 pm

    BONESAW IS READY!!!

    OOOOOOH YEAH!!!

    R.I.P. Randy Savage…

  22. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 15th, 2011 1:29 pm

    GET THAT TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN A TOP HAT AND MONOCLE, SIR!

  23. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 15th, 2011 1:29 pm
  24. MokubaKaiba on August 15th, 2011 1:36 pm

    o god whyyyyy??

  25. spaghettiweegee on August 15th, 2011 1:40 pm

    Is that Sasha in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Because if it's Sasha in your pants, I might have to kill you.

  26. Marzen on August 15th, 2011 1:52 pm

    I'm too sexy for my medic, too sexy for my-

    *backstabbed*

  27. Sr_Pantalones on August 15th, 2011 1:54 pm

    Well… that's a face that no one can forget…

  28. TomQuoVadis on August 15th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Oh Lordy…I just got flashbacks to that time I found Medic x Heavy art on DeviantArt.

  29. HughbertEsq on August 15th, 2011 2:28 pm

    Why is his Everything messed up?
    Because SCIENCE

  30. HughbertEsq on August 15th, 2011 2:34 pm

    My Sandvich's bring all the Scouts to the Spawn
    And they're like: It's better than yours
    Damn right, its better than yours
    I could teach you, but Medic has to charge

  31. Link Lab on August 15th, 2011 2:48 pm
  32. AubviusTroll on August 15th, 2011 2:54 pm

    God Dammit! This is what I get for using that Sexy Heavy spray in the halolz server. *kills self*

  33. Link Lab on August 15th, 2011 3:03 pm
  34. NightWight on August 15th, 2011 3:08 pm

    Be single medic

    have four heavies needing your ubers

  35. Isandriel on August 15th, 2011 3:47 pm

    Let's hope this works.
    <img src="http://k.min.us/idOghZ2RD.jpg&quot; width="256" height="256" />
    Click for larger version.

  36. Drjolt on August 15th, 2011 4:13 pm

    I'm, to sexxy for the store. Too sexxy for the store, i'm, too sexxy for the uber..too sexxy for the uber..

  37. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 15th, 2011 4:37 pm

    It got sexy heavy off your mind, didn't it?

  38. Vabolo on August 15th, 2011 4:55 pm

    He's got a point.

  39. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 5:37 pm

    I don't think they make them big enough.

  40. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 5:37 pm

    Yes mastah

  41. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 5:38 pm

    Ok, carry on then.

  42. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 5:38 pm

    What were we talking about again? :looks at top of page: AH HELL NO! :takes more brainbleach:

  43. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 5:40 pm

    MY MIND!!! GET ME MY AXE SO I MAY CLEANSE THE INTERNETS OF THE MADMAN/WOMAN THAT MADE THIS!!!

  44. PortalMan118 on August 15th, 2011 6:06 pm

    The Birth of a meme…

  45. Armetron on August 15th, 2011 6:45 pm

    BTW this is a noob question and I cant find the answer on google but how cant I make my text YES YES!!! the actual hyperlink

  46. BTSnoogans on August 15th, 2011 7:51 pm

    The phrase, DO NOT WANT comes to mind…

  47. CriticalQuit on August 15th, 2011 8:02 pm

    Rape Face Heavy is more like it…

  48. Lord_Science on August 15th, 2011 8:29 pm

    If this gives you a normal boner, I REALLY do not want to know what gives you abnormal boners.

  49. Lord_Science on August 16th, 2011 12:32 am

    I read this in heavy's voice

  50. A_R_ on August 16th, 2011 1:02 am
  51. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 2:55 am

    Oh God someone should stop hi-
    BAAAAAAAWWW

  52. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 3:54 am
  53. Happy on August 16th, 2011 4:45 am

    < a href="website" > your text here < /a >, without the spaces!

  54. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 4:52 am

    "Wanna dance?"

  55. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 4:57 am

    "WHO F**KED MY GUN?!"

  56. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 5:01 am

    It.Has.Been.Done.

  57. Link Lab on August 16th, 2011 6:38 am

    I keep stockpiles of it in case I remember……whatever it was. Something about a fairy.

  58. Oddwan on August 16th, 2011 7:24 am
  59. Armetron on August 16th, 2011 8:03 am

    Thank you very much

  60. Vabolo on August 16th, 2011 11:22 am

    See Sniper picture above.

  61. penguindude42 on August 16th, 2011 2:22 pm

    Heavy is an adult. *sexy heavy face*

  62. penguindude42 on August 16th, 2011 2:32 pm

    It costs $400,000 to please a woman…for 12 seconds.

  63. A_R_ on August 16th, 2011 3:19 pm
  64. MokubaKaiba on August 16th, 2011 6:05 pm

    i think i would rather see sexy heavy rather then snipers bulge…

  65. coltsman88 on August 16th, 2011 8:47 pm

    Edit:

    Red Heavy: You are great, Doctor
    Red Medic: Ubercharge ready!
    Red Scout: … I need an adult?
    Blue Spy: I am an adult *backstab*

  66. Cake Core on August 16th, 2011 10:05 pm

    Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Kittens, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.

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