What makes me a good Demopan?! If I was a bad Demopan, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here with a treasure chest hat and shutter shades now would I?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2011 · 11:07 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
We'll just pretend that didn't happen. Okay. Time for some jokes.
How about a funny Demolander Picture?
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!
Yes you were first, but I'm afraid of the health of your e-peen.
Lots and lots of swords.
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Why they're all Half-Zatoichi's, I dunno.
Sell a Stout Shako for 2 refined.
Buy two craft hats.
Craft another Stout Shako.
as a pro demo, i hate this with a passion. dont let me catch you being a fail demo pan on the halolz server or i'll give you a "stern talking" to, and by stern talking to i mean i'll whip my bottle out and humiliate you. <img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3366/2011080600001a.jpg" alt="demoman" />
And so you see, kids, the amount of swords they friggin' threw at me eventually drove me to drink myself into a stupor and finally succumb to suiciding with the caber on a daily basis!
I solve practical problems. Like when the demo man is chasing down your team with a sword and beating the holy hell out of them. Solution? Use hat. If that don't work… Use more hat.
So is this a DEMOtivational poster?
And also having an item that lets you self heal.
At valve TF2 division.
Ok boys, we need to update the demoman, Any suggestions?
"MORE HATS!"
'MORE SWORDS!"
"…Maybe a new grenade launcher?"
….. Frank get out of my office now, return under better behavior.
As i was saying…. SWORDS AND HATS?!
"YAAAAAAA"
I don't always play demo, but when I do, I'm a demoknight
Wait. I thought it was a frying pan. Not sword.
I don't always shoot to kill…
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…but when I do, I use a REALLY BIG GUN.
It's now possible to be a demoman with no explosives whatsoever.
What next, a slow scout?
I have a sentry, point overruled
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/16/Sentry-to-lvl3.gif">
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MEANWHILE, AT THE DESK OF ROBIN WALKER:
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PYRO'S NO GOOD, I NEED UPDATES, UPDATES FOR DEMOMAN!!
"Are you saying I can shoot grenades?" "I'm saying that when you're ready… you won't need to."
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Who needs guns when you can cut peoples heads off, that are 50 feet away from you…
He's not compinsating for something is he?
Engineer: NOPE
I agree. Swords are a disgrace and goes against the class of Demoman
Axes on the other hand….
I see your point.
Fuck swords….
I've got a frying pan.
"tf_medieval 1"
Demoman used to be about "no kill like overkill," now it's about charging headfirst into a wall of bullets to cut down the people shooting said bullets. Demoman plays like first person Touho minus the ability to fight back at long range.
dang. shutter shades. *not sure what else to say….*
Meanwhile at Valve:
employe 1:" Lets Make a Engineer Update!"
Everyone else: " YAAAAAAY!"
Robin Walker: "NO, he shall only….. GET MORE HATS"
Everyone: "AWWWWWW"
*Meanwhile, in Bee Cave, Texas*
Demoman: *sobs uncontrollably* Me mother don't love me n' more, she says "I have nae true and proper Demoman" and kicks m' oot It…It *takes a swig and cries some moar*
Engineer: *pats Demo comfortingly* y'ain't alone in your weaponless sorrow boy
I only play demoknight because I suck balls at the original way. Seriously. Launchers are not for me.
Next demoman update: a grenade launcher that shoots explosive swords.
Then it has come full circle.
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Demoman: Use explosives? What's wrong with that tiny little head o' yours?
Damn -1 trolls. I eat you for breakfast.