What makes me a good Demopan?! If I was a bad Demopan, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here with a treasure chest hat and shutter shades now would I?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2011 · 11:07 AM
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Yes you were first, but I'm afraid of the health of your e-peen.
Lots and lots of swords.
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Why they're all Half-Zatoichi's, I dunno.
Sell a Stout Shako for 2 refined.
Buy two craft hats.
Craft another Stout Shako.
We'll just pretend that didn't happen. Okay. Time for some jokes.
How about a funny Demolander Picture?
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!
as a pro demo, i hate this with a passion. dont let me catch you being a fail demo pan on the halolz server or i'll give you a "stern talking" to, and by stern talking to i mean i'll whip my bottle out and humiliate you. <img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3366/2011080600001a.jpg" alt="demoman" />
And so you see, kids, the amount of swords they friggin' threw at me eventually drove me to drink myself into a stupor and finally succumb to suiciding with the caber on a daily basis!
I solve practical problems. Like when the demo man is chasing down your team with a sword and beating the holy hell out of them. Solution? Use hat. If that don't work… Use more hat.
So is this a DEMOtivational poster?
Because i honestly doubt i'll get the chance, i will post something not entirely relevant.
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And also having an item that lets you self heal.
At valve TF2 division.
Ok boys, we need to update the demoman, Any suggestions?
"MORE HATS!"
'MORE SWORDS!"
"…Maybe a new grenade launcher?"
….. Frank get out of my office now, return under better behavior.
As i was saying…. SWORDS AND HATS?!
"YAAAAAAA"
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!
HAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!! *throws a monitor*
I like swords.
WELCOME TO CORNERIA!
I don't always play demo, but when I do, I'm a demoknight
I don't always demoknight…
but when I do, I demoknight with a Claidheamh Mòr
Wait. I thought it was a frying pan. Not sword.
I don't always shoot to kill…
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…but when I do, I use a REALLY BIG GUN.
Heavy disagrees. LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE BABY GUN!
It's now possible to be a demoman with no explosives whatsoever.
What next, a slow scout?
I have a sentry, point overruled
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MEANWHILE, AT THE DESK OF ROBIN WALKER:
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PYRO'S NO GOOD, I NEED UPDATES, UPDATES FOR DEMOMAN!!
"Are you saying I can shoot grenades?" "I'm saying that when you're ready… you won't need to."
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this is indeed an issue that needs to be sworded out.
Who needs guns when you can cut peoples heads off, that are 50 feet away from you…
Only by Natasha?
what you don't see is the spy about to back-stab him saying "Of course"
Dwarf Metal, you probably never heard it, it being so underground and all.
Advice poster…lurk moar
Objection?
Hm… suggestion? make your comment independent, and hopefully as early as possible. Maybe then YOU will be the highest rated comment.
To be fair, swords are the most awesome of the basic melee weapons.
Demos don't have that, unless you count the Persian Persuader's ammo-to-health thing.
Lemme dump my stuff, this is just for spy….
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You don't have a Gravity Gun.
He's not compinsating for something is he?
Engineer: NOPE
Holy shit, this is brilliant and creative. Too bad it's not a well-established meme, otherwise people would agree.
Will you take the red nade or the blue nade?
HAHA, A scout wearing a full suit of plate mail that gives him +300 health and reduces his speed by 70%, yes.
LOL, After that, the medic gets three weapons that only hurt the medic's own team, and cause him to lose 5 health/second.
HEHE, AND THEN!? The soldier starts using only lasers instead of rockets and bullets!
OBJECTION!!!
Half-Zatoichi. That is all.
We're too late for that third one.
And how the heck did Scout get his way to fallout 3 and get power armor?
Wait. You're disguised as them and you're going to go visit their mother?
What the f-
I call him… DeMorpheus…
You take the blue nade. The round ends. You wake up at your spawn point and believe…whatever you want to believe.
"You take the red nade. You stay in 2fort and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
I agree. Swords are a disgrace and goes against the class of Demoman
Axes on the other hand….
Wow, I actually HEARD the noise of the joke going over your head
Rinse, repeat.
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Cod again?
…Eye.
I see your point.
I fix it!!!!GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM MOVE THAT GEAR UP!!!!
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you need to use direct link
This is what I'm referencing… its played when you dominate a scout…
Actually that was the sound of mah arrow, sorry 'bout dat mate, won't happen again
::loads another arrow and takes better aim at Wetmang::
Fuck swords….
I've got a frying pan.
"And I bet you're wondering, 'Why didn't I take the blue nade?'"
inb4usemoregun
It may just be that the demoman needed to cut some of his expenses.
Fuck swords? That sounds incredibly painful and detrimental to one's wang.
i don't always make bad jokes
but when i do
i prefer doing it on Halolz
I always forget that the Soldier and Demo share that. Thanks.
Stay dominated, friends.
"tf_medieval 1"
This man has a very Sharp wit.
Wait what?
Demoman used to be about "no kill like overkill," now it's about charging headfirst into a wall of bullets to cut down the people shooting said bullets. Demoman plays like first person Touho minus the ability to fight back at long range.
I don't think I'm the one who'll be humiliated considering your horrible weapon names
jump on the server sometime and just ask about me, you'll hear horrible stories about me.
dang. shutter shades. *not sure what else to say….*
OH GOD!!! OH MAN!!!!
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FREAKING HELL, TCC. STOP MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD, I JUST ATE.
Meanwhile at Valve:
employe 1:" Lets Make a Engineer Update!"
Everyone else: " YAAAAAAY!"
Robin Walker: "NO, he shall only….. GET MORE HATS"
Everyone: "AWWWWWW"
I'm sure robin walker was the one responsible for this meeting.
Do one for this!
We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.
It would be funny. :O
sounds less like op weapon but damn horrible lag on your part. o.o
We don't know who capped first, us or them, but we do know it was us that scorched the point. At the time, they were dependent on hats. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as ABUNDANT as Gabe Newel. ( CUS HE'S FAT! LAWLZ)
Mind BLOWN. ;D
use more sword
AND MY SPADE!
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!…
*Meanwhile, in Bee Cave, Texas*
Demoman: *sobs uncontrollably* Me mother don't love me n' more, she says "I have nae true and proper Demoman" and kicks m' oot It…It *takes a swig and cries some moar*
Engineer: *pats Demo comfortingly* y'ain't alone in your weaponless sorrow boy
rel="nofollow">And my Vuvuzela.
Stay away from my crown! *flails wildly*
well I don't know what to say to that… but you know what I do know?
"I know Sun tzu…"
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ok, that one wasn't as good. :\
Between the minor server lag and the charge speed of a demo, I could catch the far edge of your stickies and land right in your face with a big, sharp piece of metal. Or just not be a god damned idiot and not walk over the god damn glowing bombs.
I only play demoknight because I suck balls at the original way. Seriously. Launchers are not for me.
"Why, oh why, didn't I try to RTV?"
Stick to hitscan bullets then.
Yes, make him trade refined to you until he's accidentally crafted all his swords into metal and can't use them on you XD
i see you've only played against scrub demos that only lay stickies
The link is inert…
I used to use the same thing basically, just replace the bottle with either the caber or the frying pan….but….that new sword and shield.
No, no more crabs. They've had a good enough life. Let them die and take their hellish creepiness with them.
To hell.
The Demoman. Wields swords, can self heal, has area damage attacks and (if lucky) has a fancy hat.
Sound familiar?
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Next demoman update: a grenade launcher that shoots explosive swords.
Then it has come full circle.
I…what did…um… I can't even describe what I just saw, but it was amazing. You win.
He's Seto FREAKIN' Kaiba. His suggestions are always heard, no matter where they may be located.
Ever watch Tangled? Them's pans are deadly.
Gandalf : It is time, Frodo, TO ROCK!
NO HIPSTERS ALLOWED ON NON-HIPSTER POSTS
Seriously, the community here hates hipsters. You have been warned.
Oh, Shit. FIGHT TO THE DEATH: ROCK BAND!
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THE SEVEN SAMURAI HAVE COME A KNOCKIN'
DAMN YOU!! Now Episode 3 has been delayed again
Don't you mean, come rockin'?
Swords that explode???
THAT'S IMPOSSIBRU!!!
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Sorry?
Demoman: Use explosives? What's wrong with that tiny little head o' yours?
Oh, oh, is my backpack cool? :D http://www.tf2items.com/id/jesterjoe
lol, just making a joke
I've seen these weapon names far too often…
Damn -1 trolls. I eat you for breakfast.
HE'S A RED MAGE!
No, i just move a couple inches to the left or right when A GLOWING FREAKING BOMB IS COMING AT ME.
but can you deal with mindgames
I take the Wheatley approach.
no think the next part through? im counting on that.
No, no, the Wheatley approach is to simply choose one answer or the other. No paradoxes if you just ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION. NO GIBLETS IF YOU JUST AVOID THE DAMN GLOWING BOMBS.
Ammo = Health = Infinite Life for demoknight.
i dunno, you keep getting rapped by me pretty hard.
First of all, I kinda suck. I've come to terms with that.
Second, you're obviously a very practiced demoman.
Third, I often go on a suicidal rush to provide spies with a distraction, as evidenced here. http://thatguywithacape.deviantart.com/art/Vengea…