The Legend of the Hipsters
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Hipster Link

I’m really into Goron music right now. You’ve probably never heard of it, it’s really underground.
Artwork by CauseImDanJones, cosplay photo by Chris C.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2011 · 1:48 AM 
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77 Responses to “The Legend of the Hipsters”

  1. TWKUK on November 29th, 1999 7:00 pm

    Did no one else notice Jade and Rose off in the background?

  2. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 1:54 am

    SO MANY GODDAMN HIPSTERS!! MAKE IT STOP SHAWN! MAKE IT STOP!

  3. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 1:56 am

    wait……i dont get the cigarette connection to zelda

  4. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 1:57 am

    there isn't any game here….ganondorf doesn't steal zelda because it's too mainstream

  5. ChemicalKirby on August 5th, 2011 2:06 am

    actually, he wasn't lol

  6. Rexxmech on August 5th, 2011 2:08 am

    Magic? too mainstream, i just turn into a wolf

  7. Hipsters! on August 5th, 2011 2:12 am

    Meh, I was raging on the internet about hipsters before it became mainstream.

  8. Ice_Cold_Water on August 5th, 2011 2:21 am

    I'd love to see what the The Legend of the Steampunks looked like…
    <img src=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/3606868419_86dda6fb89.jpg>
    Ha, cool…

  9. MokubaKaiba on August 5th, 2011 2:24 am

    everyone drinks lon lon milk, so i had to stop. if i told you where i got this drink, it would get too mainstream

  10. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 2:24 am

    doesn't shape shifting require magic?
    you could be a poly morph rel="nofollow">red dwarf

    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Red_dwarf_polymorph.jpg"&gt;

    or a spy
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/clubpenguinfanon/images/7/75/Spy_troll.png"&gt;
    ether way were burning you with fire

  11. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 5th, 2011 2:27 am

    Hey, Natural Spirits. We barely sell any of those things at the gas station I work at.

    That said, I need a better job.

  12. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 2:28 am

    polymorph…for people who don't know red dwarf….is a engineered shape shifting super soldier that eats your emotions…it can be anything anywhere….and is FUCKING INSANE….that and it can use your thoughts against you…..a barrel of laughs all around

  13. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 2:32 am

    don't feel bad, i have to physical labor in crappy working conditions…just so i can buy virtual hats

  14. RemielChibus on August 5th, 2011 2:38 am

    iPhone? Hipster?

    No wonder Ganon loses. He's too mainstream.

  15. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 5th, 2011 2:39 am

    Chateau Romani is what I drink, but you've probably never heard of it…

  16. The_AntiVillain on August 5th, 2011 2:40 am

    probably going to happen eventually

  17. GameboyPATH on August 5th, 2011 2:47 am

    Actually, Ganon can be considered just as much of a hipster as the other two. Along with every other stereotype of the hipster trend, it's claimed that, while most hipsters do indeed shun mainstream clothes and accessories, they have a weakness to Apple brand products such as the iPhone. This idea has fueled claims of hipsters being hypocritical in their lifestyle.

    Seriously though, everything I've learned about the hipster culture I've heard from criticisms and jokes from the internet. I've only met 2 or 3 people in my life who'd be considered close to the hipster stereotype, and yet everyone on the internet has a say about their lifestyle.

    [/rant]

  18. ZeikHunter on August 5th, 2011 2:52 am

    He'd only kidnap Zelda ironically, just like why he still plays energy ball tennis after concluding that Roger Federer was too current.

  19. MoG on August 5th, 2011 3:09 am

    I never thought that saving princesses was cool… It's usually taxing and annoying.

    Especially Peach. It's like every other Wednesday she gets kidnapped. She needs to either take some martial arts classes or hire an actual bodyguard.

    …MoG doesn't like hipsters

    *sits in corner*

  20. Drjolt on August 5th, 2011 3:32 am

    Hey man, I've been to Ganon's dungeon, but you've probably haven't heard of it though. It's really underground…

  21. Happy on August 5th, 2011 3:33 am

    >cosplay pics
    >recognise HS cosplayers before actual subject of photo

  22. inylchilar on August 5th, 2011 3:44 am

    I saved the princess… ironically.

  23. Link Lab on August 5th, 2011 4:30 am

    I'm hoping they do The prophecy of Zelda (A zelda game based in the future) at some point as well.

  24. Link Lab on August 5th, 2011 4:37 am

    Wait, isn't the Legend of Zelda mainstream?

  25. Link Lab on August 5th, 2011 4:46 am

    Here's a random quote from Arnold Rimmer in that episode: ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!!!!!

    Ps. Arnold Rimmer is imnutty's avatar

  26. NightWight on August 5th, 2011 5:33 am

    I sure hope that lantern thingy is soundproof.

  27. TehVortex on August 5th, 2011 6:43 am

    Is it just me or is the cosplayer's sword, a guitar. Zelda's lullaby is good, but you're gonna have a hard time saving princesses.

  28. TehVortex on August 5th, 2011 6:47 am

    No-one goes there anymore. You should check out Ganon's fortress. Not many people know about it, since it's guarded by search lights, moblins, a giant-ass bird and it's on the sea an' all.

  29. TehVortex on August 5th, 2011 6:55 am

    Hi, um, I don't seem to see Hot Spring Water on the menu…you have heard of it, right?

  30. Flamerider on August 5th, 2011 7:11 am

    Thumbs in the pockets.
    You could not get any cooler than that.

  31. VT_Juju_Man on August 5th, 2011 7:41 am

    So, what you're saying is you can't kill hipsters with fire, but you can kill them with apple products…..Excellent
    <img src="http://iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mr-burns-evil-laugh.png?w=260"&gt;

  32. Azurik on August 5th, 2011 8:13 am

    Sorry, Steampunk isn't as overdone as hipster shit and therefore isn't funny. Try again next creative net-cycle.

  33. Gearheadmk2 on August 5th, 2011 8:30 am

    OK. I know that its funny to piss them off, but can we PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING HIPSTERS?!? I get it, they think there superior and they dress like retarded rappers, but can we STOP NOW? ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE GOD-DAMMIT!
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  34. razorman715 on August 5th, 2011 9:03 am

    Wait, your username says hipsters!

    *Head asplode*

  35. razorman715 on August 5th, 2011 9:15 am

    Its the legend of hipster and its not mainstream, those creatures from ganon are pretty original. With mainstreams, goths, and athletes too, But with your help our hipster pulls through.

    "The unsuper nintendo entertainment system. Your parents help you hook it up. The legend of hipster sold seperatley."

  36. CriticalQuit on August 5th, 2011 9:35 am

    Bullshit, Link! Mario made it cool and his game was before yours!

    So many fucking hipsters, can we please go back to the ponies? At least only about a third of us hated the ponies, but EVERYONE hates hipsters.

  37. straYDoubter on August 5th, 2011 9:56 am

    If this is the Urban Legend of Zelda, I want no part of it. Unless Link gets a gun.

  38. straYDoubter on August 5th, 2011 10:02 am

    There's funny, and then there's cool. That image was an example of the latter. Please think before you act critical.

  39. Vizardvalor on August 5th, 2011 11:10 am

    Goron music is too underground that its mainstream….

  40. orreso on August 5th, 2011 11:28 am

    I smell new character design!

  41. imnutty on August 5th, 2011 11:41 am

    except fucking nuts from a space mad cow sickness and holding a penguin puppet

  42. inb4SlenderMan on August 5th, 2011 11:55 am

    I assume this is relevant to the post (sorry I'm new and don't know how to post pics o__o)

    http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2010-12-

  43. Ice_Cold_Water on August 5th, 2011 11:59 am

    Hey! Listen!
    *Clang*
    Mmf! Mmmf!

  44. Ice_Cold_Water on August 5th, 2011 12:01 pm

    He broke my feelings!
    <img src=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXmfHRO33rnQHpFENenY1-NZ6b-eM0PIIwfNq68TWDy_jBKjpnTg>

  45. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on August 5th, 2011 12:01 pm

    <img src="http://images.jambase.com/fans/Human_Centipede/the_more_you_know.jpg"&gt;

    If you don't understand that…

    If Kamina would do it, it falls under cool.

  46. codemaster525 on August 5th, 2011 12:30 pm

    Well there are those hipsters who can avoid apple and buy themselves a Zune. Honestly I find the Zune better than apple products.

  47. codemaster525 on August 5th, 2011 12:32 pm

    Thats like you hate someone because they are different than you. Besides, most hipsters aren't offended by this really. They just laugh it off and continue with their life. They ignore it because raging is too mainstream.

  48. Zyquux on August 5th, 2011 1:01 pm

    They just ignore hipster jokes because making hipster jokes is too mainstream.

  49. Zyquux on August 5th, 2011 1:02 pm

    What about…..COURAGE HIPSTER PONIES. Bam, instant raeg-bait.

  50. VT_Juju_Man on August 5th, 2011 1:03 pm

    Can you help me reprogram my Zune, no wait I have an Ipod, just like everybody else.
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/2/2c/Bill_Gates.jpg"&gt;

  51. The_AntiVillain on August 5th, 2011 2:16 pm

    steam punk is probably the most "advanced" technology-wise Zelda is ever going to go

  52. KungFuDeli on August 5th, 2011 2:28 pm

    No! uh uh!! F**k you!! No!! I like Links pants though…

  53. Kiyobi on August 5th, 2011 4:41 pm

    I dunno about you, but Hipster Zelda is smoking hot.

    cigarette pun not intended.

  54. werewolfsfury on August 5th, 2011 4:44 pm

    that's easy! just add goggles,wrenches,steam,top hats and metal to everything then paint it mostly brown.

  55. Pioneer1 on August 5th, 2011 4:52 pm

    well, here is a Hipster pony, but not so much courage hipster.
    better yet, it's fluttershy:
    <img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkl9xxKE9C1qjxtmio1_500.jpg&quot; width=450>

  56. Link Lab on August 5th, 2011 5:31 pm

    I doubt they will even become that advanced. But one can hope. Just like I hope they reveal the official timeline evantually.
    Inb4timelinedebate

  57. Link Lab on August 5th, 2011 5:33 pm

    With any other fairy, I would consider this too cruel.
    With that goddamn fairy, I would consider it way too mericful.

  58. penguindude42 on August 5th, 2011 7:22 pm

    *insert '90s Kid quote here*

  59. penguindude42 on August 5th, 2011 7:24 pm

    *pants esplode*

    *face explod*

  60. CriticalQuit on August 6th, 2011 3:22 pm

    The thing that discredits this, though, is the generic line. It has nothing to do with Fluttershy, so the fact that the image is fluttershy is mere novelty, and the joke comes accross as failed niche. If the words were in some way related to MLP, particularly to Fluttershy in general, the image would be far funnier.

    </jokecritique>

  61. CriticalQuit on August 6th, 2011 3:22 pm

    Throw in some Star Fox and BAM! you have the recipe for the end of halolz as we know it!

  62. Pioneer1 on August 7th, 2011 12:00 am

    I see your point.
    too bad I cant swap the image for either of these, because they would have been so much better:
    <img src="http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/14846100d594e7697a676b5a955edc56/7274%20-%20fluttershy%20hipster%20hipstershy.jpg&quot; width="400/">
    <img src="http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/20882412e8b46cd81d2b76ab9bc85c38/4708%20-%20fluttershy%20glasses%20hipster.png&quot; width="400/">
    but I found them after you replied, so it is moot.

  63. vash_ts on August 7th, 2011 8:17 am

    in wich game did that goddamn fairy appeared?
    I only know her for the "hey listen" song, so I still love her…

  64. Link Lab on August 7th, 2011 10:06 am

    ಠ_ಠ
    Vash, I am disappoint.

  65. vash_ts on August 7th, 2011 10:12 am

    please Mr link, dont gaze me that way….
    I dont have any console besides the PC and the emulators are… Moody…
    Im about a quarter of twilight princes for gamecube so I still didnt saw Ganondorf in other place than SSBB

  66. CriticalQuit on August 7th, 2011 7:50 pm

    Joke has been successfully augmented. +33 exp

  67. Pioneer1 on August 7th, 2011 9:55 pm

    rel="nofollow">WOOT!
    wait… I should stay on topic.
    rel="nofollow">yay

  68. straYDoubter on August 7th, 2011 10:16 pm

    A lantern that make annoying fairies sound like a Pyro? I'll take twelve!

  69. straYDoubter on August 7th, 2011 10:23 pm

    There, there. Broken feelings are no harder to repair than, say, enthusiasm that's falling apart.

  70. straYDoubter on August 7th, 2011 10:25 pm

    Dont worry. Just get yourself a 3DS and you'll be up to speed with the rest of us.

    (Heads up: Dont let the Water Temple discourage you).

  71. vash_ts on August 8th, 2011 7:47 am

    I still dont know where is that fairy…
    and I dont Know where are you from, but where I live, the consoles/games are quite expensive…

  72. Link Lab on August 8th, 2011 12:28 pm

    It's from Ocarina of Time, which has been on N64 and 3DS. I see you're from Argentina so I have no idea how much anything costs. Just out of interest, what does a game normally cost, in pesos?

  73. vash_ts on August 8th, 2011 12:52 pm

    my e-mail notification and your comment differ!
    (no offence taken)

    a Ds game, for example, is more or less $150/$200
    a ps3 is +- $300

  74. Link Lab on August 8th, 2011 6:16 pm

    I edited my comment coz I felt it may have been seen as offensive. Also, damn that's really expensive.

  75. vash_ts on August 8th, 2011 7:58 pm

    Oh, but I saw what you did there ¬¬
    Dont worry, It wasn´t.

    and yeah, it IS expensive, so I emulate everything I can…

  76. Water_Fire_type on August 9th, 2011 3:58 pm

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