We’ve come a long way baby!
By SirKemper, submitted by Ogre
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2011 · 7:59 AM
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Why deny it?
Valve loves The Black Scottish Cyclops.
Why do we even have the medic class anymore…
Because only he makes this possible
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rel="nofollow"> Jump-rope
Maybe if medic looked like this then people would play him more
<img src="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tf2-medic.jpg">
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Problem, laddy?
We might also need more medics if Engineers would rebel against the injustice of how few items they get by refusing the many "POOTIS" requests for dispensers.
I AM BULLETPROOF!
What's that Valve? New weapons? Oh, that's okay. I'll just stick to the classic load out and use my vintage items.
The Medic must be a hipster, since he was self-healing before every other class did. …and there is the case of him and his buddy Pyro having the vintage hats before other items became vintage… I think I should stop there…
Bad microphone made my ears bleed D:
But still, nice vid :D
How about we look at the massive amount of engie support, look at his latest new weapon ….'
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Robin Walker: We're introducing a new candy cane weapon for the scout! On each kill he will be able to hea-
*shot*
…That looks like a picture of my grandma.
That would probably work what with all the prepubescent males playing TF2.
rel="nofollow">Uber-tag-teaming.
I'm gonna call weapons that cause invincibility next.
Stop kissing Soldiers Ass and give the Endineer some Attention.
And give the Demoman Explosives for God's sake!
that's all fine and good, but only the greatest of medics can pull off rel="nofollow">THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!
Also, when did all these other classes get medical licenses? Granted it never stopped the medic, but come on now…
Hi. I'm a RED.
and I'm a BLU.
I was rollin' when I saw all those weapons pop out and that guy just yells, "Ohh, go fuck yourself!!"
yeeeaaaaah cus people use the powerjack for healing….
cus no one in their right mind uses anything other than the milk or a sandvitch for regular healing….
So what the game needs is Sniper self-healing, you say?
Once you go black, you never go back! ;D
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They don't even have lab coats!
Bonk! Atomic Punch came with the Scout update.
And the Mad Milk is also a reliable source of health regeneration.
<img src="http://withfriendship.com/images/d/19781/philip-j-fry-by.jpg" /img>
"I'd still hit that."
Also, the glasses he wears. All he needs now is a plaid shirt! :D
Demoknight is credit to other team!
<img src="http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p48/Sonuckles0/HipsterSyndrome.jpg" /img>
Needs moar hats.
But remember kids, Thermite grenades are unbalanced.
Demoman: Truth.
rel="nofollow"> inb4 "durhur learn 2 spel termite"
Hey, don't count the other classes out.
The Medic got multiple weapons that focus on self healing…
Heavy got various miniguns, boxing gloves, and sandviches that let him heal himse--
Sniper got a piss dart that can't headshot and a sacrifice of SMG for more hea--
Okay, fuck it. TF2 is about going on your own and healing your own damn self.
cougars? you would know kaiba, with your ancient girlfriend and all…
OH MY GOD GUYS! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! THE ENDINEER!
And once you go Scottish, you never… uh… I'll get back to you on that.
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/a/a5/Twelve_seconds_later.jpg" img="">
"Was it good for you, Doctor?"
"400,000$ and all I get is THAT?"
*heavy_smug_face*
This is why we love SirKemper. Hat's off to you my good man for telling it like it is. Although I think you made the video about the wrong game. This didn't look like Hat Fortress 2.
5 quid that Meet The Pyro will have a joint Engie/Pyro update
Once you go Scott they can never be forgot?
Surprised not to see the "One-eyed Monster" pun.
Only a man with no control over his own destiny would become a Scotsman.
QUICKLY, WE MUST SOOTHE HIS ANGER! BRING YOUR WRENCHES, YOUR SHOTGUNS, AND YOUR NOVELTY HANDHELD ELECTRONIC DEVICES!
Try to explain the demoman's changes? Fucking impossible.
I don't remember many Scottish people in that new Stargate series, but I didn't really watch it that much.
wait, if that is still a him…
relevent http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/862
indeed
And will be released two days after HL: Episode 3.
No one gets an ironic comment unless it's surrounded by sarcasm tags.
What about the heavy? He has a machine gun, fists, and a……. sandwich…. that heals you….
Well, medic still has a laser that heals you. Lasers are cool. Therefore, medics will still be played.
Good thing he didn't look at Engy, he only has 5 other weapons, and no self-heal.
Okay, lesson learned: No one wants to play Medic. EVER.
And apparently, the more I comment about it, the more points are taken away from me. I really need to learn how to shut my piehole.And my mouth, too.
Unfortunately, it turns out he doesn't wear a plaid shirt, he wears a sweater vest.
5 quid that Meet The Pyro will just be soldier and demo weapons
You shoulda done Duke. "Hell, I'd still hit it!"
EDIT: Always bet on Duke!
You dare insult sirkemper, a fellow halolzman like us??!?!?!
Is it weird that you're talking to yourself?
That was one of the shorter conversations I've had with myself, actually.
So, what about the Engineer?
He has three weapons that actually does something cool and some leftovers that have minimal changes over his other few weapons.
I'm not insulting him. Just his microphone.
the spy stabed that.
Doctors are the best commentators since Gordon Freeman.
And then Grordbort weapons were released for the soldier. Fuck.
Engie could self heal from the start…
Erectin' a dispenser!
I (scotch) tapped that.