ALLIANCES - They don't last forever.

Boot to the head? How about grenade to the face!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2011 · 5:39 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (184 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5)
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Bungie, Explosives, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, Motivational, Xbox 360

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88 Responses to “ALLIANCES”

  1. Ice_Cold_Water on August 4th, 2011 4:51 pm

    Unless you implode a brofist.
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    Then that shit will last forever.

  2. thatoneguy_2021 on August 4th, 2011 5:40 pm


  3. greenxboy on August 4th, 2011 5:57 pm

    Why would you post halo stuff on halolz?

  4. Crimson on August 4th, 2011 6:00 pm

    Halo? in my Halolz?

  5. qwefg on August 4th, 2011 6:02 pm

    Maybe he holds a grudge for all these elites you killed… maybe he holds a grudge because master chief made him lose his job…

    (or maybe he found out that master chief gets anouther game and he doesn't)

    Aka. the Luigi Complex

  6. Alpar on August 4th, 2011 6:03 pm

    Halo?! In mah Halolz?! Someone check the calendar! When did this even happen last time?!

  7. GameboyPATH on August 4th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Reminds me of when I played Halo for the first time with my friend, and he said he wanted to work together and have our characters shake on it.

    We faced each other. He threw a plasma grenade at me.

    I only fell for this 2 more times.

  8. ProfessorLuigi on August 4th, 2011 6:14 pm

    "C'mere cupcake!"-The Soldier

  9. BoxeyBrown on August 4th, 2011 6:17 pm

    What you don't know is that the grenade is the last hope for restating Master Chief's heart…

  10. BlurrySandwich on August 4th, 2011 6:31 pm

    Alternate caption-
    Halo submissions: They don't last 5 seconds without someone saying "halo? in my halolz?"

  11. MoG on August 4th, 2011 6:40 pm

    Lookin at this picture from another perspective, it looks like the human dude's firing a ball of light out of his body…

    They can do that in halo right…?

  12. PortalMan118 on August 4th, 2011 6:44 pm

    Well, that's the end of the franchise,


  13. TheAl41 on August 4th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Halo in my halolz?
    For the first time in MONTHS?!?!?
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    Edit: Looks like I'm not first to be in shock and have seizures, good to know. To calm you down here is some jazz, its not only smooth rel="nofollow">its…

  14. TheArrived on August 4th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Why is he sticking the corpse?

    The appropriate response to this situation is to crouch repeatedly over your teammates face. You use less 'nades that way.

  15. SpartanJedi on August 4th, 2011 7:47 pm

    inb4haloinmy…oh wait…

  16. TheInsaneWombat on August 4th, 2011 8:31 pm

    What he doesn't know is that he's in the wrong joke.

  17. Redzeroine on August 4th, 2011 10:13 pm

    Looks like the alien is about to tea-bag him like a Typical Halo player.

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 4th, 2011 10:54 pm

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    Nobody has used this joke yet. Really, guys? Really? I mean, it practically had its fucking trousers down.

  19. Luken64 on August 4th, 2011 11:43 pm

    …Humorous Video Game Screen Captions…In MY Halolz?

  20. blacktepes on August 5th, 2011 6:12 am

    okay buddy let's clean this menace together, then i let you granade-my-face

  21. TheRedGrunt on August 5th, 2011 10:23 am

    You just know Arbiter was thinking "Wave goodbye to yer head, wanker!"

  22. Friskeh on August 7th, 2011 3:05 pm

    Rarely is a Halo submission funny these days.

    This, yet again, is not one of those.

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