Boot to the head? How about grenade to the face!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2011 · 5:39 PM
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Categories: Bungie, Explosives, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, Motivational, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (88 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Unless you implode a brofist.
<img src=http://massaker.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alliances.jpg>
Then that shit will last forever.
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Why would you post halo stuff on halolz?
Halo? in my Halolz?
Maybe he holds a grudge for all these elites you killed… maybe he holds a grudge because master chief made him lose his job…
(or maybe he found out that master chief gets anouther game and he doesn't)
Aka. the Luigi Complex
Halo?! In mah Halolz?! Someone check the calendar! When did this even happen last time?!
Reminds me of when I played Halo for the first time with my friend, and he said he wanted to work together and have our characters shake on it.
We faced each other. He threw a plasma grenade at me.
I only fell for this 2 more times.
"C'mere cupcake!"-The Soldier
What you don't know is that the grenade is the last hope for restating Master Chief's heart…
Alternate caption-
Halo submissions: They don't last 5 seconds without someone saying "halo? in my halolz?"
Lookin at this picture from another perspective, it looks like the human dude's firing a ball of light out of his body…
They can do that in halo right…?
Well, that's the end of the franchise,
WHO WANTS HATS!?
Halo in my halolz?
For the first time in MONTHS?!?!?
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Edit: Looks like I'm not first to be in shock and have seizures, good to know. To calm you down here is some jazz, its not only smooth rel="nofollow">its…
Why is he sticking the corpse?
The appropriate response to this situation is to crouch repeatedly over your teammates face. You use less 'nades that way.
inb4haloinmy…oh wait…
What he doesn't know is that he's in the wrong joke.
Looks like the alien is about to tea-bag him like a Typical Halo player.
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Nobody has used this joke yet. Really, guys? Really? I mean, it practically had its fucking trousers down.
…Humorous Video Game Screen Captions…In MY Halolz?
okay buddy let's clean this menace together, then i let you granade-my-face
You just know Arbiter was thinking "Wave goodbye to yer head, wanker!"
Rarely is a Halo submission funny these days.
This, yet again, is not one of those.