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He was just an ordinary Squirtle, until the Kanto government created the super rare candy syrum!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2011 · 9:40 AM 
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Artistic, Disguises, Here There Be Dragons, Movies, Nintendo, Pokémon, Shields Up, Superheroes/Supervillains

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104 Responses to “WARtortle”

  1. Gearheadmk2 on August 1st, 2011 9:44 am

    Pros: Pokemons, Marvel, shields and WW2 ar awesome
    Cons: Will never be made, we all know the ending, so patriotic it makes any non-american sick
    Do I like it or not?

    Also, you guys oughta thank me for blocking anyone from going "TH1RST OLOLO"

  2. SpartanJedi on August 1st, 2011 9:44 am

    It's the first thing in the morning, so I don't have anything witty to say (again! >.>), so I'd just like to say that this picture is winning.

    <img src=http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Chuck_Norris_Approves.gif>

  3. razorman715 on August 1st, 2011 9:56 am

    So, when is the dark and gritty remake?

  4. Link Lab on August 1st, 2011 9:57 am

    WARtortle is made by Rocket Media…
    Rocket Media has a symbol close to Team Rocket and is likely a part of Team Rocket…
    Team Rocket try to take over the world a lot…
    IT'S A TRAP!

  5. Lord_Science on August 1st, 2011 10:14 am

    Now we have another member of team 'roid rage

  6. BlurrySandwich on August 1st, 2011 10:15 am

    not sure if "special featuring Blastoise" text in the lower right corner is spoiler… or just additional character

  7. GazzyW007 on August 1st, 2011 10:29 am

    And then Dragonite asks you to join the Avengers.

  8. TehVortex on August 1st, 2011 10:33 am

    Huh…how have I never noticed until now that Wartortle looks a lot like a blue shell.

  9. TehVortex on August 1st, 2011 10:47 am

    Wartortle Manifesto:
    We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Kanto,
    we shall fight on the SS Anne,
    we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength atop Pokemon Tower, we shall defend our region, whatever the cost may be,
    we shall fight on Seaform Islands,
    we shall fight on Cerulean Cape,
    we shall fight in the routes and in the caves,
    we shall FIGHT;
    we shall never RUN AWAY.

  10. Vizardvalor on August 1st, 2011 10:53 am

    He didn't do it for America, HE DID IT FOR KANTO!!!

  11. VT_Juju_Man on August 1st, 2011 11:07 am

    Captain 'Merica approves of this!
    <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lloi4339KO1qbmcovo1_250.jpg"&gt;

  12. chetoos8 on August 1st, 2011 11:18 am

    The Pokemon Team:
    Staring Porygon-Z as Iron PokeMan
    Wartortle as Captain Kanto
    Primeape as the Hulk
    Electrive as Thor
    Ariados as the Purple widow
    And Braviary as Fearoweye

  13. Red_Zero on August 1st, 2011 11:28 am

    WARtortle, fighting for liberty against communist charizards and nazi spearows!

  14. Ice_Cold_Water on August 1st, 2011 11:36 am

    Turtle + Captain America = Ice Cold!!!!
    (sitcom laughter)

  15. TheArrived on August 1st, 2011 11:51 am

    There is nothing you can say to make this any more epic than it already is.

  16. Marzen on August 1st, 2011 1:44 pm

    On a barely related note, Peggy Carter, the female lead in that movie, was FUCKING HOT.

  17. Artakha on August 1st, 2011 2:11 pm


  18. CriticalQuit on August 1st, 2011 2:13 pm

    We need more Pokemon/Superhero crossovers.

  19. Dr.Panda on August 1st, 2011 2:46 pm
  20. EphEphEcksIII on August 1st, 2011 3:02 pm

    I'm just a turtle from Brooklyn

  21. TheInsaneWombat on August 1st, 2011 3:27 pm

    So if the non-parody villain is named Red Skull, would that mean this one is Char-Skull?

  22. KungFuDeli on August 1st, 2011 3:35 pm

    I can finally sleep at night knowing this exists

  23. Link Lab on August 1st, 2011 3:47 pm

    He's back. We need dispensers. I'll get someone to spread the word.
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-legendofzelda-scoutnavi.gif&quot; width="250" height="182">

  24. Tacogod225 on August 1st, 2011 5:34 pm

    Hail Hydr(o Pump)!

  25. MorningMoon on August 1st, 2011 10:06 pm

    I am a Marvel fan.
    I am a Pokemon fan.
    I am having nerdgasms over this page nonstop.
    I am now in love with Halolz.

  26. PortalMan118 on August 1st, 2011 11:39 pm

    so….what does he envolve into?

  27. BoxeyBrown on August 2nd, 2011 12:07 am

    So this movie is water vs flying?

  28. Red on August 2nd, 2011 12:37 am

    I'm sorry, but I can't see this movie. It is made by Rocket Media (see top left corner) and therefore Team Rocket. I cannot fund criminal organizations.

  29. CJ47 on August 2nd, 2011 10:26 am

    -- When WARtortle uses Rapid Spin, does he use the shield or himself?.
    -- HEIL HYDREIGON! *double headhand salute*

  30. TomQuoVadis on August 2nd, 2011 2:58 pm

    It took me a second to identify the parody, but when I did…oh, LOLZ were had.

  31. Kn0w1d3a on August 3rd, 2011 12:41 am

    Let's think about this
    Squirtle > Charmander
    Wartortle belongs to Gary and Charmander belongs to Ash
    This makes Nick Fury, GARY MOTHER****IN OAK!
    and Hitler is Ash Ketchum……

    what have you done?

  32. JboneDRS on August 3rd, 2011 3:15 am

    Prepare for shocking tales in " Battles Around the World! ". Our buddies over in the Kanto Region fight off the deadly Team Rocket menace! With Wartortle pushing the frontlines. You can do your part too by buying Pokemon brand battle bonds! Each coming with it's very own signed picture of one our frontline troops for the kids to enjoy! And remember! Gotta Catch 'em All!

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