He was just an ordinary Squirtle, until the Kanto government created the super rare candy syrum!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2011 · 9:40 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Pros: Pokemons, Marvel, shields and WW2 ar awesome
Cons: Will never be made, we all know the ending, so patriotic it makes any non-american sick
Do I like it or not?
Also, you guys oughta thank me for blocking anyone from going "TH1RST OLOLO"
It's the first thing in the morning, so I don't have anything witty to say (again! >.>), so I'd just like to say that this picture is winning.
<img src=http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/Chuck_Norris_Approves.gif>
Sorry, I already claimed that honor =D
So, when is the dark and gritty remake?
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WARtortle is made by Rocket Media…
Rocket Media has a symbol close to Team Rocket and is likely a part of Team Rocket…
Team Rocket try to take over the world a lot…
IT'S A TRAP!
WARturtle is made by Cerulean Film Productions. The ad is hosted by Rocket Media. Your argument has been invalidated
Take over the world? What happened with their obsession with Ash's Pikachu?
Captain Falcon's approval holds more power than that of Chuck Norris
Icwutudidthar wit dat "TH1RST"
:All hammer shields at 100%:
Only Jessie and James were obsessed with Ash's Pikachu. The rest of Team Rocket are trying to take over the world.
That may be true but I still believe it's a trap.
Now we have another member of team 'roid rage
not sure if "special featuring Blastoise" text in the lower right corner is spoiler… or just additional character
And then Dragonite asks you to join the Avengers.
HYPERBEAMSAYWHAT?!
Huh…how have I never noticed until now that Wartortle looks a lot like a blue shell.
So I have wartortle to blame for all of those times? Time to break out the Venusaur 'cause shit is about to get real.
Wartortle Manifesto:
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Kanto,
we shall fight on the SS Anne,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength atop Pokemon Tower, we shall defend our region, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on Seaform Islands,
we shall fight on Cerulean Cape,
we shall fight in the routes and in the caves,
we shall FIGHT;
we shall never RUN AWAY.
He didn't do it for America, HE DID IT FOR KANTO!!!
SPELLING HAMMER!!!!!
its WARtortle!
:hits self with spelling hammer:
DAMN THAT HURT!
To complete this holy trinity of approval…..
<img src="http://www.collegebound.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Charlie-Sheen-Winning-Poster.jpg">
Captain 'Merica approves of this!
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Don't you mean Derpmerica?
At least it wasn't my hammer
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The Pokemon Team:
Staring Porygon-Z as Iron PokeMan
Wartortle as Captain Kanto
Primeape as the Hulk
Electrive as Thor
Ariados as the Purple widow
And Braviary as Fearoweye
WARtortle, fighting for liberty against communist charizards and nazi spearows!
There is nothing you can say to make this any more epic than it already is.
I feel like Scizor would make a better Iron PokeMan than Porygon-Z. He's got the right types and the color scheme to boot!
Which of course leaves Spinarak as Spidermon.
I felt that, as Porygon-Z is a computerized pokemon it would work better, though Scizor works for Battle-Machine
Dude, that is owned by Sliph, we can't mention him. Only Marvel superpokemon
I do know two words that would do that exact opposite though.
Additionally, Tony Stark would be played by Snivy.
Turtle + Captain America = Ice Cold!!!!
(sitcom laughter)
Fuck the Officer Jenny's
Don't mind if I do! :D
Would that make you the First Avenger? :D
But Spiderman is a marvel character.
rel="nofollow">*Iron Maiden's Aces High starts playing*
But RedSkull (depicted as charizard) was the leader of Hydra, a group so fascist it made Hitler look like a hippy.
I mean owned by the marvel films studio. Spidermon is owned by Sony/sliph
Not sure if meme is getting old, or if I even want to use it to make a parody of itself.
rel="nofollow">The 1990's?
These comment duplication shenanigans are starting to get on my nerves, IntenseDebate.
Hey, is the gentlemen with the brostache invited to this party?
GET IT?! THIRST!!!!!!!! BECAUSE I'M WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahaha.
Intense Debate: Yo Dawg, I herd you like comments so I put a comment in yo comment so you comment while u comment.
(I'll just go in the corner now)
EDIT: I think I insulted Intense Debate so much that it broke for 20 mins.
On a barely related note, Peggy Carter, the female lead in that movie, was FUCKING HOT.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
You and Brooke should do a double act.
ALRIGHTY, THEN!
We need more Pokemon/Superhero crossovers.
Also from Pokemarvel…
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I'm just a turtle from Brooklyn
So if the non-parody villain is named Red Skull, would that mean this one is Char-Skull?
I can finally sleep at night knowing this exists
only if he's ready to rock
He's back. We need dispensers. I'll get someone to spread the word.
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Actually, it just does that from time to time. No explanation, it just does.
I think you're forgetting someone…
<img src="http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/1/1f/Techno-viking.jpg"/>
I know but I found it funny/weird that it did it right after I made that comment.
Is that the guy from Mercenaries 2? XD
Not sure if dislikes meme, or just making one off joke.
So Snivy wears Porygon-Z? ._.
' _ ' dude… SPIDERMAN= SPIDERMON. YOU IMBECILE!
Hail Hydr(o Pump)!
Ditto as the Absorbing Man
Machoke as Abomination
Sableye as Loki
Registeel as Captain Rocket/Nazi
Liepard as Baron Zemo
I know that, I was just saying that we are only taking superheroes that are owned by marvel film studios, so as to not worry ourselves about the xmon or other stuff like that. I was trying to not break character
Objection! Take a look at this picture.
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as you can see, his shell is brown, therefore it couldn't have been him.
WANT.
SO MUCH.
But who would be the other famous characters like Deadpool and Wolvie?
And Alakazam as The Trainer, Magnezone as Ivan Vanko, Aggron as Steel Monger
I like to think of it as controlling Porygon-Z. After all, it is just a computer program, right?
rel="nofollow">Nice Try
Additionally, it looks like those Spearow are sporting the same insignia as WARtortle, so I have to assume they are Allied aerial aces.
Not to mention you can obviously see the shell on Wartortle right? But… I STILL SEE NO FUCKING SEAKING!! 'O'
Smeargle as Taskmaster.
Pretty sure Deadpool would somehow just be himself.
Although. this guy is a shoe in for Mr. Snikt:
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Ask and ye shall receive
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I am a Marvel fan.
I am a Pokemon fan.
I am having nerdgasms over this page nonstop.
I am now in love with Halolz.
It's the Nyan viking ._. oh god run to space!
I don't care.
At dawn….
We ride
Allow me to crack the bubbly!!!
so….what does he envolve into?
O o
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So this movie is water vs flying?
I'm sorry, but I can't see this movie. It is made by Rocket Media (see top left corner) and therefore Team Rocket. I cannot fund criminal organizations.
She's ten, you sick fuck!
*spelling hammer/language hammer* It's German so *Heil Hydr(o Pump)! But +1 for the creativity :D
Icwutudidthar :D
All I can think of is Samuel L Jackson doing a voice-over for Dragonite…
Yeah Dawg!
- When WARtortle uses Rapid Spin, does he use the shield or himself?.
- HEIL HYDREIGON! *double headhand salute*
I made the exact same mistake as you Red. It's made by Cerulean Film Productions. The ad belongs to Rocket Media.
but what about the rocket game corner?
It took me a second to identify the parody, but when I did…oh, LOLZ were had.
Not sure, But I do know what Zubatman evolves into!
But you have to trigger the special event in which it is found by the green ring's energy.
Nope. It's water vs. Fire.
Still… if they're involved…
i bought the place and gave it a SPACE!!! theme
Let's think about this
Squirtle > Charmander
Therefore
Wartortle belongs to Gary and Charmander belongs to Ash
This makes Nick Fury, GARY MOTHER****IN OAK!
and Hitler is Ash Ketchum……
what have you done?
Prepare for shocking tales in " Battles Around the World! ". Our buddies over in the Kanto Region fight off the deadly Team Rocket menace! With Wartortle pushing the frontlines. You can do your part too by buying Pokemon brand battle bonds! Each coming with it's very own signed picture of one our frontline troops for the kids to enjoy! And remember! Gotta Catch 'em All!
I drew that Iron-Scizor http://statewee.deviantart.com/
And you will know THE ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONITE is the lord, when he lays his HYPERBEAM upon thee…
WEEEEEEE.