Yeah you know im a blackbelt in pretty much everything

Although in all fairness this highest level one can achieve in Jarate is yellow belt, not black belt.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 30, 2011 · 11:45 PM 
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Kung-Fu, PC, Playstation, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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74 Responses to “Yeah you know im a blackbelt in pretty much everything”

  1. Ice_Cold_Water on July 30th, 2011 11:13 pm

    You know what the Space Core has a black belt in?
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  2. CriticalQuit on July 30th, 2011 11:47 pm

    Rick thought this was a good idea until he realized Spy could sap him.

    Spy sappin' mah Sniper!

  3. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 30th, 2011 11:51 pm

    But… does he know kung fu?
    Or aikida?
    krav maga?
    thumb wrestling?

  4. Ovahdrive on July 31st, 2011 12:02 am

    You know Spy enjoys it, no matter how much he pretends.

  5. Psycroc on July 31st, 2011 12:10 am

    The precious recordings of him achieving Black Belt in Jarate are documented as "The Jarate kid"

  6. VyseRogueKing on July 31st, 2011 12:13 am

    Being an adventure sphere is a good job, lil lady. It's challenging work, out of doors, and I guarantee you'll not go hungry cause at the end of the test, as long as there's two people left on the planet there is danger to be had.

  7. BoxeyBrown on July 31st, 2011 12:22 am

    What about Charity?

  8. ibbolia on July 31st, 2011 12:31 am

    Wishes he has a waist…like the waist he now has?

  9. Roflcopter419 on July 31st, 2011 12:52 am

    Um… am I missing something?

  10. CakeBard on July 31st, 2011 12:57 am


  11. TheInsaneWombat on July 31st, 2011 1:10 am

    Would the Medic be the cake core from the original Portal?

  12. ChemicalKirby on July 31st, 2011 3:10 am

    Where were going, we don't need belts.

  13. Shady Kitsune on July 31st, 2011 4:34 am

    To achieve the Black Belt in Jarate you need to be able to drink coffee and have it come back out looking the same when it went in.

  14. PortalMan118 on July 31st, 2011 9:49 am

    So…when did I miss the Sniper merge with a personality core?

  15. knick-knack on July 31st, 2011 10:58 am

    Shawn, the highest belt in Jarate is red. That's when your kidneys malfunction
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  16. TheAl41 on July 31st, 2011 11:21 am
  17. Sagevale on July 31st, 2011 11:59 pm

    Best thing about jarate is you can use that and another fighting form. a deeply combo surely to mini crit

  18. sims796 on August 1st, 2011 9:14 am

    Hm. While the home page was still loading up, I said to myself "I wonder what it is today, Pokemon, Team Fortresss 2, Portal 2, y'know, the usual…oh, Team Fortress 2 mixed with Portal 2. We're really mixin' it up today, it seems. Dare to be wild.

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