Although in all fairness this highest level one can achieve in Jarate is yellow belt, not black belt.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 30, 2011 · 11:45 PM
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Rick thought this was a good idea until he realized Spy could sap him.
Spy sappin' mah Sniper!
But… does he know kung fu?
Or aikida?
parkour?
krav maga?
capoiera?
thumb wrestling?
And it was on this day that yet another 20 hours were wasted due to someone's careless linking of TV Tropes in the Halolz comment section…
You know Spy enjoys it, no matter how much he pretends.
No! I will not go back to that dark place… at least for another month.
I finally whittled down my last binge after willingly looking up Catherine. At night I had a strange dream, like I was being chased by a creature. All it could scream at me was,
"Your changes haven't been saved yet."
You forgot about Pyro with Homewrecker/Maul.
The precious recordings of him achieving Black Belt in Jarate are documented as "The Jarate kid"
Being an adventure sphere is a good job, lil lady. It's challenging work, out of doors, and I guarantee you'll not go hungry cause at the end of the test, as long as there's two people left on the planet there is danger to be had.
You know what the Space Core has a black belt in?
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and one of the others can be eaten to survive in the jungle of adventure.
…what?…I'm sure Rick has the Cannibalism perk.
What about Charity?
I also just want to share this…
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hehe
Wishes he has a waist…like the waist he now has?
"Hey. Hey lady. Hey. Do you even kn--space--know who you're talking to? D-do you have any idea? Any space idea who I am? Basically, space. You listenin'? Okay.
Space grows. Space flies. Space shines. And brotha, I love space.
I'm a force-a-space.
If you were from where I was from, you'd be from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That would be a Jarate yellow belt covered in oil. 0.o And on a side note, does he know…
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Nah, he seems the "Bloody Mess" type.
Um… am I missing something?
No, but he knows Mortal Kombat .
So, basically, it takes careful preparation, avoiding spy checkers, and W-M1'ers, and getting behind the enemy in order for the spy to win, while the sniper can just throw a couple jars of piss and a couple bags of shit, and call it a day?
I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT.
OMFG IT'S A TV TROPE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
…Bedroom.
Ever seen "Christian Brutal Sniper"? Watch that, then you'll see how much of a cold hearted murderer he is.
What better way to get rid of your waste than to use it as biological warfare?
Well, it seems like a time consumer, takin' a crap in a bag, and takin' a piss in a jar during a fight… Just sayin'.
Not if it's scared out of you mid-fight.
Bah. When I clicked your link they were doing an upgrade. Now I'll never be able to waste 20 hours reading about it!
Would the Medic be the cake core from the original Portal?
What's the likeliness that you're going to have your hand on your ass, and your pants are going to be pulled down, during a fight? Not to mention, would you really have time to throw said feces at the enemy before they shoot your face off?
Problem fixed.
And I +1d since I want to see TTGL wearing a top hat and monocle.
That post is as trippy as the day I was born.
Where were going, we don't need belts.
You forgot your link.
No, no, it's all prepared beforehand.
Have you played Portal 2?
To achieve the Black Belt in Jarate you need to be able to drink coffee and have it come back out looking the same when it went in.
But not at space.
The Space Core is the best at that.
How many pyros do you know hang around Snipers? Besides the sightblocker griefers.
I never saw sightblockers so…Around 1000. That is equal to 100 tens; 10 hundreds. I also often see Pyros invade enemy sniping spots on 2Fort.
What about gun kata?
by the way it's says made in new zealand with australia's flag and map on it, am the only one who realized? :3
So…when did I miss the Sniper merge with a personality core?
I can do that with energy drinks, I'm workin my way up.
o.O
Why would you want to share a scroll bar with us?
oh, my bad. i thought you meant Homewrecker for removing sappers. I almost forgot about the extra building damage. I approve of your joke now XD
I hate you watermark…..
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I'm proud of you, sons. You are space, now and forever.
Naw worries.It happens to the best of us.
:3
Shawn, the highest belt in Jarate is red. That's when your kidneys malfunction
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He's sharing the fact he was on 69 e-peen with us.
What's so special with 69 e-peen? Or rather, what makes just THAT amount special?
See red. No that blood.
NO TIME FOR CHARITY. ONLY ACTION.
But why is he Christian?
I was just sharing T_T
WHERE IS YOUR MONOCLE. 69 E-Peen gives you the right to put a monocle on your avatar.
I wear my Monocle behind my vivid sunglasses.
Ma, are you space?
Robo-monocle.
69 is overrated. 42 e-peen is where it's at.
I cant really put a monocle on some water, but I'll see what I can do…
He pissed blood -- jarate is throwing jars of piss at someone
I know. Go watch meet the spy it a blue spy covered in blood
How did he piss on his back?
Best thing about jarate is you can use that and another fighting form. a deeply combo surely to mini crit
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/f4/Spy_specialcompl…
Instead of being a lie (as it would be in Portal), it'd be a Spy?
There was no Jarate in Meet the Spy.
Hm. While the home page was still loading up, I said to myself "I wonder what it is today, Pokemon, Team Fortresss 2, Portal 2, y'know, the usual…oh, Team Fortress 2 mixed with Portal 2. We're really mixin' it up today, it seems. Dare to be wild.
Not ever the MAKER knows!
NO LINK INTENDED, ZYQUUX!
OMFG IT'S A TV TROPE! rel="nofollow">KILL IT WITH FIRE!
FTFY
I say, dear chap, that is quite the splendid avatar! However, it would be even better if you had a fancy mustache.
NO!!! KILL THE TV TROPES!