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The Human Caterpie

Yeesh, this is not the evolution I was expecting!
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THE HUMAN CATERPIE



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 22, 2011 · 2:02 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (192 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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93 Responses to “THE HUMAN CATERPIE”

  1. Gordofrog on July 22nd, 2011 2:09 am

    This creates a horrifying new meaning for Butt-erfree. Bleh.

  2. MikeyMonster on July 22nd, 2011 2:09 am

    i thought I told professor oak to stay away from those caterpies

  3. tveye on July 22nd, 2011 2:12 am

    Bill's Pokemon teleportation experiments continue…

  4. BasketGT on July 22nd, 2011 2:13 am

    I don't even want to know what that'll be after it evolves.

  5. AuraMaster on July 22nd, 2011 2:20 am

    I'd hate to be parts B and C after the lead link eats a spicy Poffin….

  6. Jerach on July 22nd, 2011 2:24 am

    Professor Josef Heiter is the best pokeprofessor yet.

  7. Jakben Imbel on July 22nd, 2011 2:26 am

    It's basically the same movie, only the crazy german doctor (y'know, The Medic IRL) also glues a coat hanger on the the first person's head

  8. Fhantinabox on July 22nd, 2011 2:30 am

    A metapod and then a Butterfree.

    The Metapod is the most scariest… It learns harden then…

  9. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 22nd, 2011 2:32 am

    You can do a lot of crazy things with Crazy Glue!

  10. MasterLuigi452 on July 22nd, 2011 2:49 am

    <img src="http://myfacewhen.com/i/440.jpg"&gt;

  11. Henry_Wong on July 22nd, 2011 2:51 am

    Must….perserve….innocence

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/Michi_Neko/Gijinka Pokemon/Caterpie.gif">
    ahh, much better

  12. Fearow on July 22nd, 2011 3:11 am

    At least we won't have to hear an annoying hillbilly rattata.

  13. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:32 am

    Objective: To preserve innocence….complete
    second Objective: To make us go "DAWWWWWWW"…complete

  14. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:34 am

    <img src="http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j398/WanderTones/SmackJeeves%20Forum%20Avatar%20Emporium/My%20Little%20Pony/RarityEyeTwitch.gif"&gt;

  15. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:36 am

    did some take a crowbar to his head? and if so i have a likely suspect
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/e/ef/Gordon_crowbar_enemies.jpg"&gt;

  16. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:38 am

    its dangerous to go alone, take this with you
    <img src="http://typesofglue.com/images/Crazy-Glue.gif"&gt;

  17. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:40 am

    why would medic do that?
    <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LJ1NG_NGC_I/TgtktD8fWmI/AAAAAAAAAIw/CMFUitx9e24/s400/medic1.gif"&gt;

  18. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:41 am

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/120/269/memes-when-i-pikachu-my-metapod-hardens.jpg?1304577464"&gt;

  19. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:43 am

    he didn't listen because…
    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdrSJMsNgBpy9SBHB0YBZa8F2cT3_3Dr_f6McCK6Wu4WQkTvT3kQ&t=1"&gt;
    bitch got backup

  20. Darkangelsv1 on July 22nd, 2011 3:49 am

    Brings a whole new meaning to "Caterpie used Bite"

  21. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:54 am

    first a clefary, next a human caterpie, whats horrible abomination will he create next?
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teammusclemon.jpg"&gt;
    oh god no….

  22. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 3:54 am

    first a clefary, next a human caterpie, whats horrible abomination will he create next?
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-teammusclemon.jpg"&gt;
    oh god no….

  23. TomQuoVadis on July 22nd, 2011 4:04 am

    Go to Halolz.

    See this.

    WHAT DO.

  24. Gary_Blue on July 22nd, 2011 4:39 am

    Except PokeBlocks take the place of the cat food they feed them.

  25. Kam_Fakami on July 22nd, 2011 4:39 am

    *walks in from his TvTropes WMG binge*

    Hey guys. Oh a Human Caterpie joke. Not the scariest thing I've seen tonight. In fact, they should have made it the Human Whirlipede. I can just see the horrified pain on the faces of the people used to make such a monstrousity. It'll be hilarious.

  26. Ultamia on July 22nd, 2011 4:45 am

    Holy crap!

    Dear Jirachi…

  27. Ryven on July 22nd, 2011 4:46 am

    D: oh god

  28. Ryven on July 22nd, 2011 4:47 am

    they should rename it to criminally insane glue, in that case

  29. smartmonkey on July 22nd, 2011 7:06 am

    Internet, thank you for destroying my innocents childhoods memories. Now if you excuse me i've got to order 10 million can of brain bleach.

  30. primedawg9170 on July 22nd, 2011 7:07 am

    …..I cannot handle handle the manliness, let alone Musclekarp.

  31. primedawg9170 on July 22nd, 2011 7:09 am

    Normally i'd call hax, but then again, he is the grandfather of Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  32. primedawg9170 on July 22nd, 2011 7:12 am

    <img src=http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/87add4f1984499699568c99351e805da/5108%20-%20twilight_sparkle.png />

  33. CriticalQuit on July 22nd, 2011 7:43 am

    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck no no no no no

  34. VT_Juju_Man on July 22nd, 2011 8:26 am

    YOU WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT. STAY TUNED FOR MORE TALES OF INTEREST
    <img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71099_372681381152_1804980_n.jpg"&gt;

  35. Ultamia on July 22nd, 2011 8:53 am

    You have no idea how afraid I am right now…

  36. dekuskrub1 on July 22nd, 2011 9:12 am

    objection!
    professor oak only has 3 pokemon
    and he gives away 2

  37. razorman715 on July 22nd, 2011 9:14 am

    I have seen that picture in recent posts numerous times already.

    It must be disturbing halolz post week.

  38. Vabolo on July 22nd, 2011 9:18 am

    Warner Music Group?

  39. Vabolo on July 22nd, 2011 9:20 am

    You know how there are only 5 legendaries in Gen 1? There were 157 before Oak came along.

  40. Vabolo on July 22nd, 2011 9:23 am

    To Protect the World from devastation
    To Unite All People within our Nation
    To Denounce the Evils of Truth and Love
    To Extend our reach to the Stars Above

  41. Vabolo on July 22nd, 2011 9:23 am

    I'd hate being any part of that, personally.

  42. inb4SlenderMan on July 22nd, 2011 9:28 am

    look at all that manly abs >_O

  43. werewolfsfury on July 22nd, 2011 9:42 am

    I told you not to press B dude! I told you!

  44. Sceptilianblade on July 22nd, 2011 9:44 am

    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JvpwUz1nl4A/S96LEfW-IJI/AAAAAAAABMs/F2LEenWlS1o/s400/Daffy+duck+confused+face.jpg&quot; img>

    Mother…

  45. Sceptilianblade on July 22nd, 2011 9:49 am

    I… need an adult?

  46. Vabolo on July 22nd, 2011 9:54 am

    <img src="http://oz.plymouth.edu/~cplamprey/CSDI1200/HellaJeff.jpg&quot; /img>

  47. Aaron Hong on July 22nd, 2011 10:34 am

    But if this is First Sequence, is it Human Metapod and Human Butterfree up next?

  48. vash_ts on July 22nd, 2011 10:48 am

    JESSIE!
    JAMMMES!

  49. vash_ts on July 22nd, 2011 10:49 am

    mmmno, That was:

    THE SCARY DOOR

  50. VT_Juju_Man on July 22nd, 2011 10:57 am

    rel="nofollow">

    I reckon 0:25 onward sums up my opinion on this

  51. ChemicalKirby on July 22nd, 2011 10:58 am

    I would not want to see what that evolves into.

  52. KungFuDeli on July 22nd, 2011 11:00 am

    Gary Oaks dream has finally been realized, Ashes mouth has been sewn to his ass…
    I guess Ash will "have" to takes Gary's shit
    *glasses
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  53. Banette on July 22nd, 2011 11:01 am

    Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
    Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

  54. vash_ts on July 22nd, 2011 11:12 am

    Meouth! thats it!

    WOOOBOFFET!

  55. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 22nd, 2011 11:13 am

    BUT… CAN… IT… READ?!?

  56. C__F on July 22nd, 2011 11:33 am

    Oak caught them all…

    And yet he wants you to catch the mundane 'mons.

  57. C__F on July 22nd, 2011 11:36 am

    AHA, the body pile doesnt stop from getting taller.

    <img src="http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/Tau_Rho_lambda/SBaHJReactionFace.jpg&quot; /img>

  58. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 11:55 am

    THE TWILIGHT ZONE… *vampire joke imbound.*

  59. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 11:56 am

    … what about the ditto one where ash and the gang did it to annoy them?

  60. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 11:56 am

    what about garaboss?

  61. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 11:57 am

    gordon froman…

  62. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 11:58 am

    … yay I can glue octoroks together and make a … octorok centapede.

  63. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 12:00 pm

    … get rid of the derpash and ban this GR@$$hole…

  64. Xyxoz on July 22nd, 2011 12:01 pm

    TEAM ROCKET'S ROCKIN'!
    ,,,Oh wait, you did the motto…damn…

  65. nighten2_0 on July 22nd, 2011 12:01 pm

    … MS PAINT ADVENTURES FTW!

  66. Rain on July 22nd, 2011 12:53 pm

    Pretend you never saw it.

    See it again anyway in your nightmares.

  67. TheAl41 on July 22nd, 2011 12:55 pm

    Thats Ok! I wasn't intending on sleeping tonight anyway!

  68. imnutty on July 22nd, 2011 1:12 pm

    im going to stalk you forever with this
    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VY9lef3Ripw/SpkC4esNXFI/AAAAAAAALBg/6-3apJQY23k/s400/Borat_VeryNice.jpg"&gt;

  69. Dr.Panda on July 22nd, 2011 1:17 pm

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
    OR A ROCK
    OR A FLYING TYPE MOVE

    y'know what screw it,lets use A flying rock on fire, that'll learn em….

  70. KZN02 on July 22nd, 2011 1:17 pm

    Why not a human Scolipede?

  71. CriticalQuit on July 22nd, 2011 1:41 pm

    Please, don't encourage this kind of thinking.

  72. HughbertEsq on July 22nd, 2011 2:09 pm

    NO

  73. HughbertEsq on July 22nd, 2011 2:11 pm

    BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHRGHGSHGRHGHRG

  74. HughbertEsq on July 22nd, 2011 2:13 pm

    The bulge…. It's so….

  75. HughbertEsq on July 22nd, 2011 2:16 pm

    The Human Caterpie: Kill me
    Medic: Lat- *SWISS PUNCH!*
    Switzerland: If you insist >:-)

  76. Dash12345678 on July 22nd, 2011 2:45 pm

    Yes, I was going to post that the comparison with that is more accurate.

    And then its the post at the very bottom of the page that foils my plans.

  77. Th3l4st0ne on July 22nd, 2011 2:52 pm

    <img src="http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/882384HURRDURRPONY.jpg"&gt;

    Can't let you do that, primedawg!

  78. Trolldad on July 22nd, 2011 3:25 pm

    <img src="http://files.sharenator.com/poker_face_meme_RE_PART_2_I_want_you_to_smile_or_grin_at_least_once_during_this_post-s257x244-186621-580.jpg"&gt;

  79. BTSnoogans on July 22nd, 2011 3:39 pm

    Still waiting for The Butterfree Effect.

  80. quaker171 on July 22nd, 2011 4:17 pm

    ATTENTION HALOLZERS! MY LITTLE PONY AND THE LEGEND OF ZELDA HAVE BEEN FUSED! I don't like MLP, but I can't keep this from the public. http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/story_of_the_bla…

  81. Seanhl on July 22nd, 2011 4:20 pm

    the only man to fly using a rel="nofollow">shovel. Good thing he grabbed that crowbar, otherwise it would of been a game about trying to find the combine overlord's homeworld

  82. PortalMan118 on July 22nd, 2011 4:30 pm

    SCIENCE

    Ain't it a bitch?

  83. vash_ts on July 22nd, 2011 5:33 pm

    I didnt saw that one!

  84. penguindude42 on July 22nd, 2011 6:15 pm

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING

  85. Hatmor on July 22nd, 2011 6:48 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Caterpie can't use bite!
    However it can use Bug Bite

  86. Kam_Fakami on July 22nd, 2011 7:55 pm

    It means Wild Mass Guessing.
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/Ptitlea…

    Have fun trying to sleep.

  87. Red_Zero on July 22nd, 2011 8:35 pm

    I think everyone will need this: http://eyebleach.com/

  88. spankymac314 on July 22nd, 2011 11:54 pm

    Maybe it's because I'm a pretty heavy insectophobe, but that is fucking horrifying.

  89. Artakha on July 23rd, 2011 2:05 am

    I see now why he's stayed at 10 all these years.

  90. quaker171 on July 24th, 2011 1:17 am

    <img src=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRrWyD_MfQCGm2Sn5kpNxY8Kf28y9OEU-bzkdGkDp9hJCJ-1c_>

  91. quaker171 on July 24th, 2011 1:19 am

    <img src=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBBLKjInmvVTPorvNJaeqLrHlBaDdhuQe8i6WqQqMnA9D6bMkiMA>

  92. Vabolo on July 25th, 2011 9:24 am

    Doctor assisted suicide, yaaayy! :D

  93. Goldngreen on August 14th, 2011 11:48 am

    Wait, shouldn't it be Human Scolipede?

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