Dah da da daaaaaahh! *slurp*
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2011 · 7:29 AM
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because spilling boiling hot coffee over monsters is a more effective means of defending yourself than beating them up with a bloody wooden sword.
Shame you have to pay 400 rupees for a refill tough…
This… Is awesome.
That is all.
The legendary Master Cup combined with the Tri-Flavor Coffee will rock the commercial foundations of the kingdom of Hyrule!
The bottom of the sign is 100% correct. It is error. It should be a cup of Tim Horton’s coffee, anything else is heresy.
Having trouble starting you day?
Find it difficult to accomplish usual tasks?
Try Triforce Coffee.
Triforce coffee supplies you with:
The COURAGE to confront your boss.
The WISDOM you need to understand the work to do.
The POWER to get everything done and more.
Triforce coffee, Here for you.
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I dont' always defeat Gananondorf
But when I do, it's with a cup of Triforce coffee.
Where can I order this Triforce Coffee?
You can get it at any starfox coffee.
If I were to see this whilst smashing vases and destroying small bits of foliage, I would definitely stop and spend all of my pilfered cash on whatever else they sell in there, besides that powerful drink.
have you ever been hit by a wooden sword, those things hurt
But there a wolf blocking the entrance.
If i saw this on the street, I would go in and order like five cups of coffee.
I prefer my Smashing Board
I think the advertiser for this place has been playing his new Ocarina of Time for 3DS too much…
I am Error? I am not disappoint.
Not surprising he needs that. The man never sleeps. No 'rest an inn' option for him.
Would you like any sugar in your coffee?
HYAAAHHH!!!!
also at starfox coffee is where you can buy a bottle or a can of Falcon Punch
I'LL TAKE EIGHT!
I actually work in a coffee shop and may I suggest…Don't take the coffee as its 49% coffee 49% Milk and 2% spit
>I don't spit in customers drinks but the 17 year old student you just remarked under you breath did
That doesn't really affect me, because I don't drink coffee (or any energy drinks for that matter) because caffeine does this to my brain:
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^ GANNON BANNED ^
Or the original Zelda.
Stay heroic, my friends.
Impressive, but if a coffee shop ever makes a Cave Story based advertisement, I will go inside and buy more coffee than is healthy for me to consume.
And all the muffins. ALL OF THEM.
I hate coffee
*goes alone, attacked by octorocks*
Relevant:
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I always used to think I'd never come to like coffee in any exception possible.
Didn't think this would come along.
400?!?! But my wallet only holds 255 rupees.
inb4 newfagcan'ttriforce
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Damn! You beat me to it…
Too late, Shawn already linked to that in the description.
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS TRIFORCE IN YOUR COP!
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You get a +1 for flipping the f*** out.
any chance I can get an Irish coffee? I'm no good without a little liquid triforce of courage in my jo.
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The only way to comment on an image is with a SIMILAR IMAGE FROM THE SAME WEBSITE.
Then use the boost to get through
But you have to be 21 to buy it, because its a hard drink. It wouldn't be a true Falcon Punch if it was a soft drink now would it?
*Grammar hammer* Ganon
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Does this work, too?
BEST.
COFFE AD.
EVER.
its a children's drink that has the tears of chuck norris, is 290 proof and has 3 times the minimal lethal dose of caffeine
side effects includes:
(Males)
balls dropping
voice of billy dee williams
death
resurrection and dying again (because dying once isn't enough)
growth of facial hair to epic beard-like proportions
getting jacked
(Females)
Boobs growing 3 cup sizes
Making them automatically in their twenties
banging bodies
unable to get stds and make babies
*Logic Hammer* its spelt different in other regions
*cup?
i would be very afraid of cops with triforces and it would make my mornings pretty shitty
I'll take OVER 9000!!!!11!!!!1!!!11one!!!1eleven!!
If that don't work, then try some Mushroom Munchies
With tasty outer cap, a chewy layer of spores and a crispy root section.
Mushroom Munchies can give that growth in stamina and confidence that'll help you throughout your day.
Mushroom Munchies, available at all MK StarFox's now.
I will only drink coffee if it brings me a GIRLFRIEND. FOR NO OTHER REASON WOULD I DO IT, EVEN IF IT WAS LIFE OR DEATH!!!111!!!1!!!1!!!!!!1!111!!one
Get this, a deleted scene from the TP archives shows that Link would fall flat on his face from exhasution after finally beating Ganon, Midna and Zelda would then have to drag him to the smoking remains of Hyrule Castle Town.
truestory.jpg
SEE the Demo about getting some much needed shots in your daily Brain-Buzzer
He doesn't look exactly rejuvenated though…
Is this 'brown potion'?
That looks…. kinda awesome?
LINK OR GTFO.
SPELLRYUKEN!
*cup.
i thought mushrooms were for erectile dysfunction
(ooohhhh i see what you did there)
290 proof. It's 145% alcohol. IT BREAKS SCIENCE
I'm sure that means its okay for minors.
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They probably should've put some squiggly lines above the coffee cup. At first I thought Link was holding a trashcan. :I
Kinky.
Trust me, you'll need this to deal with Navi all day long.
I've got five thumbs up. I'm cool.
ya just what I need, more crap to carry around.
ultimate source of power my ass….
Cave O'Johnson here. Here at Aperture Distilleries, we don't buy into the idea that you can only get a 200 proof whiskey. So I had the boys down in the brewery figure out some science mumbo-jumbo to let two alcohol molecules occupy the same space. As such, we have the highest-proof alcohol in the country. Still melts your guts though.
He beat you by 5 hours
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Dodongos dislike decaf.
Silly Artakha, what will you do with over 9000 cups of coffee?
Unless you're a certain visored Prosecutor, you won't be able to drink all of them in one court session (or throw them at a certain spiky haired Defense Attorney).
only when fighting gods of death, and sweets
dawwww
at least you have your smashing board
ya, originality is to hard
The last thing that Neil remembered he was drunk playing a game of zelda, when he whipped out his wallet, and he headed down to the coffee store cause he was about to start masturbating to the fairy in the game cause she was kinda hot, and then he saw this sign- uh
relevance :http://www.atom.com/channel/channel_legend_of_neil/
Link might not want to put this in his pants…
The opposite side:
"Hey! Listen! Try our gourmet blend!"
We need 10,000 cups of coffee. I have less than a thousand.
We also need a length of rainbow ribbon, some cardboard, 2 copies of Halo: Reach, a lawnchair, 4 gallons of 100+ octane gasoline, and the essence of the morning dew.
Some cloning equipment will also help.
Why?
FOR SCIENCE.
I would suggest doing a barrel roll.