No, this implement of murder is much too small. We demand bigger!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2011 · 3:20 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (121 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Balls of Steel, Cosplay, Katamari Damacy, Kickin' It, Namco, Video Clips

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73 Responses to “[VIDEO] Man vs. Katamari”

  1. Peterdivine on July 5th, 2011 3:26 pm


  2. fmarulz on July 5th, 2011 3:34 pm

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  3. SS4FireFox on July 5th, 2011 3:34 pm

    hmm, a blank slate, well, blank short of the man making a rick roll pun.
    I have to think of something! Being among the ground-breaker posts is the gateway to the E-Peen Oasis!
    What to do?!
    CSI meme, Most interesting man in the world? CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYLCES?!

    alas, i have no idea, so here's a picture.

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  4. Jeevas on July 5th, 2011 3:35 pm

    I actually wanted to write pun like "What a Kata-strophe!!!" here, but I guess then I wouldn't be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror anymore.

  5. Jerach on July 5th, 2011 3:35 pm

    This is the best anti bullying PSA ever.

  6. 3K9 on July 5th, 2011 3:57 pm

    Good thing, Heavy wasn't there, otherwise he'd be the first one to be picked by the "eety-beety-teeny baby man"

  7. Doctor Rover on July 5th, 2011 4:13 pm

    And that's why you don't start shit with a tiny guy who can roll over 200 tons of random crap into a ball.

  8. Henry_Wong on July 5th, 2011 4:14 pm

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    I see you've put Freddie Wong into this planet. Then I shall name it Cybertron

  9. RespectfulGlove on July 5th, 2011 4:21 pm

    "You can't win, man. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

  10. Darkangelsv1 on July 5th, 2011 4:48 pm

    Man, I wanna go to that one place the Prince went to get his items.
    From the looks of it, it's a place where they sell brightly-colored striped Sofas, wheels, guns and pallets.

    Best. Store. Ever.

  11. Wetmang on July 5th, 2011 4:49 pm

    If you rolled up Halolz it would just be the word "Trollolololololololololololololololllo…." wrapped up into a ball.

  12. Ovahdrive on July 5th, 2011 5:33 pm

    Is there going to be a Katamari grenade in Red Faction now?

  13. RemielChibus on July 5th, 2011 5:56 pm

    The Prince has BALLS OF STEEL.

    Well, at least iron. Can't make a star without iron.

  14. HughbertEsq on July 5th, 2011 6:03 pm

    "Super Asian!"
    Allows all previously inferior collectings to either get better right nao or leave this famiry forever! For they have brought great dishonour!

  15. CriticalQuit on July 5th, 2011 6:15 pm

    Freddie Wong can easily defeat armed robbers and even Madness-Combat-level armed mercenaries, but he's no match for a miniscule alien garbage collector.

  16. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Does anyone else think that the Jaws music (Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun) should be replaced by brief sections of the Katamari song (Like when it passes by the window)?

  17. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 5th, 2011 7:36 pm

    Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing???

    Where the fuck did that katamari pick up vulcan cannons?

  18. Ultamia on July 5th, 2011 7:52 pm

    Whatever happened to jumping to the left?

  19. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 8:25 pm

    You know, for sticking it up to a guy twenty-eight times his size, that prince has… rel="nofollow"> Big balls.

  20. C__F on July 5th, 2011 9:36 pm

    You see a guy that's 6 inches tall and your first instinct is to harass him? Heck no.
    Stick him in a jar and proceed to Step Three.

  21. ProfessorLuigi on July 5th, 2011 11:24 pm

    Who else was humming the kamatari song for 15 minutes after they watched this?

  22. Nyoron on July 5th, 2011 11:25 pm

    Balls. Balls everywhere.

  23. TheRustyBucket on July 6th, 2011 7:45 am

    "Then when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing…"

    Yeah, terrible joke.

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