My friend Jen is a perfect example of this… I think she’d do anything Martin asked her as long as he asked with his usual British charm!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2011 · 8:37 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (273 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Foreign Object, Off Duty, Portal, Robots, Sequential Art, True Love, Valve Software, Weak Points

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103 Responses to “It’s The Accent”

  1. Hadouken on July 5th, 2011 8:44 am

    Well we brits are more sexy than hot skitty on wailord action

  2. MassiveDamage on July 5th, 2011 8:51 am

    I gave that bitch an English accent.
    Bitches love English accents.

    Then I gave her a lemon.
    Things went down hill from there.

  3. thereisnospoon on July 5th, 2011 8:58 am

    Oh God, obsessive Portal fans with ovaries. I never realized how unlucky Stephen Merchant is.

  4. CapnJakeBob on July 5th, 2011 9:02 am


    Suddenly, those years of watching American TV make me want to kill myself. MY POOR ACCENT HAS SUFFERED

  5. MC Ninja on July 5th, 2011 9:05 am

    *Girl approaches Stephen*

    Stephen: Hey, what's your name?

    Girl: *jumps*

    Stephen: Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Never mind, say "apple."

    Girl: *jumps again*

  6. General_Asshat on July 5th, 2011 9:30 am

    Little did those fans know that the accent was a lie.

  7. TehBlueOne on July 5th, 2011 9:49 am

    I misread his name as Stephen Magnet so many times.

  8. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am

    WARNING: Not effective in Britain.

  9. strayjohno on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am

    Tall, check. Gangly, check. British, check.

    I'm moving to the US.

  10. Dr. Furry on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am

    hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with a johny depp, especially after this

    until i can figure out how to embed images url will suffice

  11. spplmj on July 5th, 2011 9:56 am
  12. Inky Blue on July 5th, 2011 10:21 am

    I'm sad for my British accent, it's not the sexy one, it's a very broken Scots one, thanks to American Tv, movies, and video games I don't sound like anyone anymore.

    That and I'm mute, thanks Valve for that

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 5th, 2011 10:41 am

    Which begs the question, how does one keep rabid fangirls at bay?

    I'm thinking a reworked version of the Fallout 3 Repellent Stick.

  14. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 10:43 am
  15. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:17 am

    1. Learn to emulate a British accent by watching many, MANY British television programs and films.

    2. Make yourself look presentable (See: tall and gangly).

    3. Find a place full of non-British women looking for a mate.

    4. Get yourself a date easily due to previous steps.

    5. At the end of the date, reveal your true accent.

    6. Rinse and repeat to fuck with their minds.

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    I say, is there a complication? Are you angered, by Jove?

  16. Ryven on July 5th, 2011 11:43 am

    Ahm prouud to have a bitish accent :3 I shall cherish it

  17. HughbertEsq on July 5th, 2011 11:56 am

    I *may* follow in my sisters footsteps and spend my gap year in Ireland (land of the extended family) solely to replace my growing London/Jafaican accent for an Irish one.
    Is that a good idea or is it doomed to make me another grumpy Hibernian?

  18. MorningMoon on July 5th, 2011 12:08 pm

    You have now read every single comment to this picture in Wheatley's voice.

  19. ChemicalKirby on July 5th, 2011 12:50 pm

    You should see how many chicks David Tennet gets ;D

  20. RespectfulGlove on July 5th, 2011 12:53 pm

    I call your Stephen Merchant, and raise you one Nolan North.

    Bitches love the space.

  21. Gregjr794 on July 5th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Tall: Check
    Gangly: Check
    British: ……How far will "from Tennessee" get me?

  22. Shady Kitsune on July 5th, 2011 2:03 pm

    Can't blame the bitches. Wheatley was a pretty cool guy, funny too.
    Then the ball of scrap backstabbed Chell and punched her down a pit with a talking potato.

  23. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 5th, 2011 2:24 pm

    Vince McMahon?

  24. Hatmor on July 5th, 2011 2:30 pm

    At least he's not a moron…

  25. Ataeru on July 5th, 2011 3:50 pm

    The girl with the black hair in the first panel of the comic looks like an employee I used to work with. 0_o;

  26. Doctor Rover on July 5th, 2011 6:11 pm

    So it seems like 1 out 3 girls are gamers.

    What? didn't you get that out today's comic?

  27. CriticalQuit on July 5th, 2011 6:14 pm

    a girl I'm friends with has found herself Merchant-crazy as well. It's funny XD

  28. Redtroopa on July 5th, 2011 8:11 pm

    Wait, I thought bitches love Dragonite. But apparently bitches love British accents no matter what they come out of.

  29. SadFace298 on July 6th, 2011 12:41 am

    Sorry Australian is the sexiest accent of all time.

  30. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 1:52 am

    What? Its British Accents now? Just when I spent all my game corner tokens of a Dragonite…….

  31. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:17 am

    The moment he gets a sore throat, karma's gonna nail him in the ass.

  32. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:31 am

    Wait, is that Shaun Hastings???

  33. Strike_low on July 7th, 2011 11:53 am

    I thought Killing Floor is suppose to be a video game that makes British accent so popular?

  34. JboneDRS on July 10th, 2011 4:45 am

    It's actually a Scottish or Irish accent, I can't really discern the difference.

  35. LOL on August 1st, 2011 1:29 pm


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