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My friend Jen is a perfect example of this… I think she’d do anything Martin asked her as long as he asked with his usual British charm!
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It’s The Accent



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2011 · 8:37 AM 
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108 Responses to “It’s The Accent”

  1. Hadouken on July 5th, 2011 8:44 am

    Well we brits are more sexy than hot skitty on wailord action

  2. MassiveDamage on July 5th, 2011 8:51 am

    I gave that bitch an English accent.
    Bitches love English accents.

    Then I gave her a lemon.
    Things went down hill from there.

  3. thereisnospoon on July 5th, 2011 8:58 am

    Oh God, obsessive Portal fans with ovaries. I never realized how unlucky Stephen Merchant is.

  4. Fhantinabox on July 5th, 2011 9:01 am

    That's nothing! I gave my bitch a portal gun!

    …She never came back ;_;

  5. CapnJakeBob on July 5th, 2011 9:02 am

    I…

    Suddenly, those years of watching American TV make me want to kill myself. MY POOR ACCENT HAS SUFFERED

  6. Psycroc on July 5th, 2011 9:02 am

    So far Ive given my bitch an English Accent, Dragonite, and a smiley face.

    Bitch better be happy

  7. MC Ninja on July 5th, 2011 9:05 am

    *Girl approaches Stephen*

    Stephen: Hey, what's your name?

    Girl: *jumps*

    Stephen: Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Never mind, say "apple."

    Girl: *jumps again*

  8. General_Asshat on July 5th, 2011 9:30 am

    Little did those fans know that the accent was a lie.

  9. TehBlueOne on July 5th, 2011 9:49 am

    I misread his name as Stephen Magnet so many times.

  10. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am

    WARNING: Not effective in Britain.

  11. strayjohno on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am

    Tall, check. Gangly, check. British, check.

    I'm moving to the US.

  12. Dr. Furry on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am

    hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with a johny depp, especially after this

    until i can figure out how to embed images url will suffice http://www.mobytalkies.com/wp-content/uploads/201…

  13. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 9:56 am

    You need to go on this 12 week re-Britification course I went on. In involves Vindaloos, spelling things with a "u", and insulting everyone who moves including ourselves.

  14. spplmj on July 5th, 2011 9:56 am

    Seriously though… rel="nofollow">how can anyone say no to him?

  15. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 9:58 am

    So your bitch gets her cock sucked every hour?

    ….
    Whatever your heart desires, mate.

  16. Dimomarg on July 5th, 2011 10:03 am

    Gave that bitch a Merchant. Bitches LOVE Merchants.

  17. Dimomarg on July 5th, 2011 10:05 am

    hm…
    <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l599z6ndle1qcn59io1_400.jpg"/&gt;

  18. Inky Blue on July 5th, 2011 10:21 am

    I'm sad for my British accent, it's not the sexy one, it's a very broken Scots one, thanks to American Tv, movies, and video games I don't sound like anyone anymore.

    That and I'm mute, thanks Valve for that

  19. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 5th, 2011 10:41 am

    Which begs the question, how does one keep rabid fangirls at bay?

    I'm thinking a reworked version of the Fallout 3 Repellent Stick.

  20. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 10:43 am

    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qroOKmu3WvY/SckTRttMAgI/AAAAAAAAAGs/19oD5RJccX4/s200/screamapillar.png"&gt;

  21. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 10:46 am

    How does Wheatley work?

  22. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 5th, 2011 10:53 am

    Quick answer: they hire drunken scots…
    bitches hate drunken scots.

  23. SS4FireFox on July 5th, 2011 10:57 am

    <(img src="imglink")>
    remove the parentheses, and BAM.

    <img src="http://www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/news2001/29963/bam.jpg"&gt;

    there it is.

  24. CapnJakeBob on July 5th, 2011 11:02 am

    WHAT.

  25. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:08 am

    I gave that bitch some Bacon Bits and a new frisbee. Bitches love Bacon Bits and new frisbees!

  26. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:09 am

    Don't forget Monty Python and Mr. Bean!

  27. SirNumel on July 5th, 2011 11:11 am

    And a touch of Doctor Who.

  28. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 5th, 2011 11:11 am

    What about the fangirls who play TF2?

  29. SirNumel on July 5th, 2011 11:13 am

    I don't want to talk to no GLaDOS. She's just gonna lie.

  30. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:17 am

    1. Learn to emulate a British accent by watching many, MANY British television programs and films.

    2. Make yourself look presentable (See: tall and gangly).

    3. Find a place full of non-British women looking for a mate.

    4. Get yourself a date easily due to previous steps.

    5. At the end of the date, reveal your true accent.

    6. Rinse and repeat to fuck with their minds.

    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/096/0/b/british_troll_face_by_lunchmonster-d3dcdw0.png&quot; /img>

    I say, is there a complication? Are you angered, by Jove?

  31. Link Lab on July 5th, 2011 11:25 am

    <img src="http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/17-long-neck-reaction-guy.png&quot; width=315 height=296>
    What is going on with that avatar's body?

  32. Ryven on July 5th, 2011 11:43 am

    Ahm prouud to have a bitish accent :3 I shall cherish it

  33. Ryven on July 5th, 2011 11:49 am

    same here :L

  34. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:53 am

    Nor most of Ireland.

  35. HughbertEsq on July 5th, 2011 11:53 am

    You mean this SMEXY beast?
    http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/89eac3012fcf…

  36. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:54 am

    Guidos saying, "Need a dispenser here!" all the time.

  37. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:56 am

    I hope he doesn't keep an incinerator around the house, because some chicks are lethal with those.

  38. HughbertEsq on July 5th, 2011 11:56 am

    I *may* follow in my sisters footsteps and spend my gap year in Ireland (land of the extended family) solely to replace my growing London/Jafaican accent for an Irish one.
    Is that a good idea or is it doomed to make me another grumpy Hibernian?

  39. MorningMoon on July 5th, 2011 12:08 pm

    You have now read every single comment to this picture in Wheatley's voice.

  40. VaultLegend on July 5th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Don't expect to find a job easily. Then again, that's probably true anywhere right now.

  41. HughbertEsq on July 5th, 2011 12:31 pm

    Don't forget a downright hatred of anyone who tries to be sociable in the street or public transport, a need for tutting in the event of annoyance, a permanent fixture to the "bystander effect" syndrome, a distrust in nearly any child nearing adolescence for fear of them randomly stabbing you; particularly if you're in London.
    And finally an immediate disapproval of any notion taken by the government as soon as the cost comes to light, no matter how noble eg. Libyan intervention, foreign aid etc etc

  42. ChemicalKirby on July 5th, 2011 12:50 pm

    You should see how many chicks David Tennet gets ;D

  43. RespectfulGlove on July 5th, 2011 12:53 pm

    I call your Stephen Merchant, and raise you one Nolan North.

    Bitches love the space.

  44. Combatbeaver on July 5th, 2011 1:26 pm

    oh so Chell was a fan of british accents all along! who knew…

  45. alexderper on July 5th, 2011 1:28 pm

    PFFT there's no girls in TF2.

    Except the Pyro….

  46. Combatbeaver on July 5th, 2011 1:31 pm

    …i dont even….

  47. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 1:34 pm

    England prevails, Mr. Finch.

  48. Gregjr794 on July 5th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Tall: Check
    Gangly: Check
    British: ……How far will "from Tennessee" get me?

  49. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 5th, 2011 1:59 pm

    I thought scout was from south Boston?

  50. Shady Kitsune on July 5th, 2011 2:03 pm

    Can't blame the bitches. Wheatley was a pretty cool guy, funny too.
    Then the ball of scrap backstabbed Chell and punched her down a pit with a talking potato.

  51. Shady Kitsune on July 5th, 2011 2:07 pm

    No girls in TF2? Then where does all the (rumoured) yaoi stuff come from?
    'cos you know, with fangirls comes yaoi fics and art. No exceptions. And that's terrible.

  52. Seanhl on July 5th, 2011 2:07 pm

    and she murdered my damn computer

  53. Seanhl on July 5th, 2011 2:14 pm

    there is a secret underground Italian group of families, they aren't underground to stay secret, they just can't go out in sunlight without extensive use of spray on tan, it's like hyper sunblock to them <img src="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/snookiii.jpg"&gt; observe

  54. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 5th, 2011 2:24 pm

    Vince McMahon?

  55. Dimomarg on July 5th, 2011 2:30 pm

    Vic Mignogna

  56. Hatmor on July 5th, 2011 2:30 pm

    At least he's not a moron…

  57. Dimomarg on July 5th, 2011 2:35 pm

    Simple. Shout "THEY'RE GIVING AWAY FREE YAOI AT THE MALL" If you're in the mall, it's zombie fangirl day

  58. GameboyPATH on July 5th, 2011 2:39 pm

    I gave that bitch a mild case of serious brain damage.
    B-… actually, nevermind.

  59. GameboyPATH on July 5th, 2011 2:43 pm

    To clear up any complications, the audio was probably from one of these

  60. smartmonkey on July 5th, 2011 2:44 pm

    …I do even…

  61. GameboyPATH on July 5th, 2011 2:47 pm

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLOCKS

  62. strayjohno on July 5th, 2011 3:18 pm

    I assume that I can just walk around talking to strangers and they'll start throwing money, women and their wives and daughters at me.

  63. strayjohno on July 5th, 2011 3:21 pm

    Those trousers are rubbish etc.

  64. Ataeru on July 5th, 2011 3:50 pm

    The girl with the black hair in the first panel of the comic looks like an employee I used to work with. 0_o;

  65. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 4:31 pm

    Tally Ho, you wanker.

  66. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 4:33 pm

    Vic McDerpaderp?

  67. Psycroc on July 5th, 2011 5:12 pm

    Wait..
    wait
    wait

    shit

  68. Lord_Science on July 5th, 2011 5:18 pm

    Speak to a bitch with a British accents, bitches love British accents

  69. Lord_Science on July 5th, 2011 5:19 pm

    I hate it when that happens.

  70. Lord_Science on July 5th, 2011 5:23 pm

    I do odd.

  71. Doctor Rover on July 5th, 2011 6:11 pm

    So it seems like 1 out 3 girls are gamers.

    What? didn't you get that out today's comic?

  72. CriticalQuit on July 5th, 2011 6:14 pm

    a girl I'm friends with has found herself Merchant-crazy as well. It's funny XD

  73. Kevvo on July 5th, 2011 6:44 pm

    "Hey its Vince with Shamwow!"

  74. penguindude42 on July 5th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Suddenly, fangirls!

    THOUSANDS OF THEM, OH GOD.

  75. penguindude42 on July 5th, 2011 7:08 pm

    FABULOUS!

  76. BTSnoogans on July 5th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Nah. She's just jealous because she doesn't have any accent. She doesn't even talk.

  77. Redtroopa on July 5th, 2011 8:11 pm

    Wait, I thought bitches love Dragonite. But apparently bitches love British accents no matter what they come out of.

  78. Frankenstrat247 on July 5th, 2011 9:40 pm

    MY HOUSE

    GOD DAMMIT, IT WAS ALMOST PAID OFF

  79. Zyquux on July 5th, 2011 10:33 pm

    WARNING: OVERUSED MEME INCOMING!

    Portal 2 is a pretty cool guy. eh kills robots and doesn't afraid of anything.

  80. SadFace298 on July 6th, 2011 12:41 am

    Sorry Australian is the sexiest accent of all time.

  81. SadFace298 on July 6th, 2011 12:43 am

    It's true. I literally will be walking in a crowed and hear an accent and stop and stand off to the side awkwardly just to hear them talk…. I think I have a accent stalking problem.

  82. SadFace298 on July 6th, 2011 12:45 am

    Those fangirls give us real female gamers a horrible, annoying, bad name.

  83. SadFace298 on July 6th, 2011 12:47 am

    Bitches should stick to what's really important. And that's a little bit of Adventure~

  84. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 1:52 am

    What? Its British Accents now? Just when I spent all my game corner tokens of a Dragonite…….
    Damn

  85. Shady Kitsune on July 6th, 2011 4:06 am

    … Considering my previous comment, being surprised of a female commenting on Halolz seems incredibly hypocritical.

  86. Shady Kitsune on July 6th, 2011 4:07 am

    Well, unlucky is relevant. Some are into that kind of thing…

  87. Shady Kitsune on July 6th, 2011 4:09 am

    If I get exposed to any more fabulousity (not a real word…) I might start radiating a rainbow glow.
    Do not want.

  88. Shady Kitsune on July 6th, 2011 4:10 am

    Black belts in karate, judo, larate, jarate, bed…

  89. Shady Kitsune on July 6th, 2011 4:11 am

    What about Dragonites WITH british accents?

  90. Quinthala on July 6th, 2011 4:31 am

    …i do the dew.

  91. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 4:38 am

    What about a Dragonite with a British accent while wearing a top hat and monocle while falcon punching wolf?

  92. Jimmy on July 6th, 2011 6:19 am

    I gave that bitch some cake…

    …no I didn't.
    (bitches love cake).

  93. Jimmy on July 6th, 2011 6:21 am

    Adventure you say?
    <img src="http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-grab-ma-boobiee.jpg"&gt;

  94. Jimmy on July 6th, 2011 6:23 am

    *for (GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!)

    NOPE.avi
    **Dratini

    Psh, and you call yourself my rival… :-P

  95. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 10:10 am

    So you've been shot through the heart, and they're to blame?

  96. Ikurx on July 6th, 2011 10:38 am

    Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!

  97. Ikurx on July 6th, 2011 10:40 am

    Thats not a girl, thats a guy that likes to rave (hence the rave glowstick bracelets) TITS OR GTFO

  98. GazzyW007 on July 6th, 2011 3:13 pm

    Do do do-do do.

  99. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 3:55 pm

    Important people can buy Dragonites from the game corner

  100. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 4:37 pm

    She does talk. With cold, murderous action. You monster.

  101. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:17 am

    The moment he gets a sore throat, karma's gonna nail him in the ass.

  102. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:28 am

    You must not have eyes.
    TITS OR SPARTA

  103. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:30 am

    As long as you have enough rupees.

  104. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:31 am

    Wait, is that Shaun Hastings???

  105. smartmonkey on July 7th, 2011 7:37 am

    Especially in north Ireland.

  106. Strike_low on July 7th, 2011 11:53 am

    I thought Killing Floor is suppose to be a video game that makes British accent so popular?

  107. JboneDRS on July 10th, 2011 4:45 am

    It's actually a Scottish or Irish accent, I can't really discern the difference.

  108. LOL on August 1st, 2011 1:29 pm

    WTF HOW THAT GIRL GOT WHEATLEY ON HER HANDS?

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