Last E3 post I swear! …Maybe!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 12, 2011 · 3:35 AM 
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102 Responses to “E3 2011 DRINKING GAME”

  1. bearrelroll on June 12th, 2011 3:38 am

    Congratulations! You now have alcohol poisoning!

  2. Yoshemo on June 12th, 2011 3:53 am

    If only this had been posted a couple weeks ago..

  3. KamikazeGible on June 12th, 2011 4:03 am

    So basically we're all drunk out of our fucking minds. Fun!

  4. _XD on June 12th, 2011 4:06 am

    For everytime you don't get the joke, kindly ask the person next to you to take a drink, and then punch you.

  5. Darkangelsv1 on June 12th, 2011 4:17 am

    For last week's conference: Take a sip every time Microsoft mentions something about Kinect.

  6. Sid_Diddly on June 12th, 2011 4:44 am

    You forgot the "If Valve announces L4D3, Episode 3, or Team Fortress 3." Take a dri-- Oh, nevermind. ): Maybe next year.

  7. FoxyMayo on June 12th, 2011 4:46 am

    I would have been WAY beyond hammered on Captain…


  8. Haeso5 on June 12th, 2011 5:01 am

    Everytime someone else takes a drink, take a drink.

  9. Ultamia on June 12th, 2011 5:16 am

    I don't like the sound of that 'maybe' in the description.

  10. Jet_Sparrow on June 12th, 2011 5:34 am

    See someone who can't handle their alcohol? TAKE A DRINK!

  11. MoG on June 12th, 2011 6:05 am

    *hic* I like this game…

  12. Nick Soapdish on June 12th, 2011 7:53 am

    Drink to new consoles being revealed. Find out what they're called.
    Drown your sorrows.

  13. SirNumel on June 12th, 2011 8:34 am

    Take a hit every time a remake of a game from over ten years ago is announced.

  14. razorman715 on June 12th, 2011 8:45 am

    Here are some E3 drinking games to keep you sober!

    Drink a whole bottle of beer everytime sony dosen't say there sorry.

    Drink a whole bottle of vodka for everytime you got excited during the Disneyland adventures demo.

    Drink a bottle of beer everytime you don't laugh at the star wars kinect demo.

    And finally, Drink liquid plumber everytime you didn't happily cheer during the Nintendo press conference,

  15. TheRustyBucket on June 12th, 2011 8:49 am
  16. Psycroc on June 12th, 2011 10:04 am

    The E3 drinking game? That's been known to kill people!

  17. CriticalQuit on June 12th, 2011 10:25 am

    Playing this drinking game will result in a slight inebriation of your central nervous system.

    Followed by death.

    Good luck!

  18. TheAl41 on June 12th, 2011 10:27 am

    Hey! I remember this, well not really, i passed out. I dont know if i did it…

  19. Jimmy on June 12th, 2011 11:01 am

    Next year, I'm going to be SOOOOO drunk. Cheers!!!

    BTW, FYI I've got an idea for next year's E3. I'm planning on making like, EVERY drink from http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/ and dousing them all down to these rules. XD

    They've got slightly different rules on there for E3's conferences.

    <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5v7mqtB6j1qa8q3yo1_500.jpg"&gt;

  20. Nirual on June 12th, 2011 11:47 am

    I was expecting a line about taking a drink whenever the Kinect is mentioned.
    Guess this one was made before E3.

  21. tmotom on June 12th, 2011 11:54 am

    E3 related, plus hilarious. Shawn, if you would post this next, it would be satisfactory. It would relate to your E3 related string of posts, plus it's Hejibits, so I know you love it.
    http://www.hejibits.com/comics/cash-cap/ (<—- sacred link)

  22. Kn0w1d3a on June 12th, 2011 12:35 pm

    If a new console is announced, and it looks like you'd hurt yourself with it if you played it while drunk….take a drink

  23. Dr.Panda on June 12th, 2011 12:55 pm

    *after playing the e3 drinking game*

    "I'll get a want as i drunk-a-be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  24. tmotom on June 12th, 2011 5:20 pm

    Come check out my Blog at http://tmotom.tumblr.com/ It's really cool. Seriously. Check it out. Do it. Do it now! What are you waiting for?!?! It's titled my first REAL dent lol.

  25. Alpar on June 12th, 2011 5:47 pm

    Woo, third submission.

    Don't forget to bring this up next year, Shawn. Ya better remind us.

  26. Red on June 12th, 2011 6:52 pm
  27. Red on June 12th, 2011 8:28 pm
  28. Ovahdrive on June 12th, 2011 11:38 pm
  29. AuraMaster on June 13th, 2011 1:10 am

    Are we still taking shots at Sony's 2006 conference? You might wanna throw in a Giant Enemy Crab rule in the drinking game for good measure.

  30. Dycro on June 13th, 2011 1:48 am

    Playing by Fallout's rules, you would be VERY thirsty by the end of this E3!

  31. ThatOneDude on June 13th, 2011 2:07 am

    Every time you smell B.O. take a drink…

  32. PortalMan118 on June 13th, 2011 2:57 am

    Funny thing, I know someone who did this. He went to the store, got as much beer as he could carry, and said if he sees something that gets mentioned way too much in one of the press conferences he'll do the game with that. I came back an hour later,he was passed out, their was no more beer, and mircosoft was showing off the kinect.

  33. Zyquux on June 13th, 2011 4:43 am

    Now try this with the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!


  34. k3man on June 13th, 2011 8:48 am

    Every year Microsoft has a disappointing E3 conference, down a whole drink.

    *prepares self for incoming Microsoft fanboys*

  35. Uzumakiclan43 on June 13th, 2011 9:50 am

    Every time a fangirl squees when Vic Mignogna makes an appearance…

    …wait, this isn't AnimeNext.

  36. sisseltheundeadcat on June 13th, 2011 2:31 pm


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  38. SnowKatana on June 16th, 2011 11:28 pm

    Fail Post!
    Bandwidth Exceeded!

  39. Alfa on June 16th, 2011 11:57 pm


  40. Segashinobidude on June 17th, 2011 1:27 am

    Lol Bandwidth Exceeded!

  41. ZeikHunter on June 17th, 2011 3:02 am

    Every time you exceed your bandwidth on Photobucket, finish your drink and get a new one.

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