IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL SUCCEED UNLESS YOU'RE DIGLETT

Diglett used BELIEVE! It’s not very effective.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 12, 2011 · 11:36 AM 
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87 Responses to “IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL SUCCEED”

  1. Jimmy on May 12th, 2011 11:38 am

    Well, it looks like Diglett's been…
    *Blackglasses*
    Grounded.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  2. NekoKnight on May 12th, 2011 11:48 am

    Balloon Science™ your solution to life’s everyday problems.
    <img src="http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b419/NekoKnight/Solution.jpg"&gt;

  3. spplmj on May 12th, 2011 11:49 am

    Just a tiny Diglett.
    Living in a lonely hole.
    He took the underground tunnel going anywhere.

    *passes song onto next person*

  4. spplmj on May 12th, 2011 11:50 am

    inb4wesellthat

  5. Jasic on May 12th, 2011 11:53 am

    Little did everyone know, this was actually a limbo contest. Diglett won three gold medals that day.

  6. Doc_ock_rokc on May 12th, 2011 11:53 am

    Diglet might not be good at the high jump…
    But he is the KING of limbo

  7. death_by_Cucco on May 12th, 2011 11:54 am

    A jigglypuff in a dark cave
    A smell of smog and sweet scent
    For a smile they can share the night
    It goes on and on and on and on

  8. Leo E. on May 12th, 2011 12:00 pm
  9. Inky Blue on May 12th, 2011 12:08 pm

    They all laughed at me when I said digletts were Eldritch Abominations

  10. Galaros on May 12th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Can’t let you Diglett.

  11. KZN02 on May 12th, 2011 12:20 pm

    Not really. Ever seen Seismic Toss being used on a Diglett or Dugtrio?

  12. ChemicalKirby on May 12th, 2011 12:26 pm

    Poor Diglett,forever cursed

  13. Dimomarg on May 12th, 2011 12:27 pm

    well he could always eat the pole…

  14. Azurik on May 12th, 2011 12:28 pm

    As low as that bar is, it'd be more impressive if somebody could fit underneath it…

    …wait a second.

  15. TehVortex on May 12th, 2011 12:35 pm

    If you dream, you will soar. Unless you're Golem.

  16. Nick Soapdish on May 12th, 2011 12:46 pm

    I believe in you Diglett, you just need to dig deep.

  17. pirate_slug on May 12th, 2011 1:14 pm

    Why blackglasses? He's ground type not dark type =P
    or maybe http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/30/can-you-diglett/… ?

  18. NekoKnight on May 12th, 2011 1:29 pm

    I must go, my people need me.

  19. razorman715 on May 12th, 2011 1:33 pm

    Thats what she said.

  20. Zyquux on May 12th, 2011 2:03 pm

    (To be read in a Wild West voice)

    Looks like yer new 'round these parts, so I'll go easy on ya.
    In this here site, we use Blackglasses when makin' a CSI: Miameme joke 'bout Pokemans, regardless if the Pokeman in question is actually a Dark-type.

  21. PumpkinKing on May 12th, 2011 2:23 pm

    I see what you did there.

  22. HughbertEsq on May 12th, 2011 2:25 pm

    Yep, I'm gonna go cry now…

  23. HughbertEsq on May 12th, 2011 2:30 pm

    and off to the emo sites we troll

  24. Redzeroine on May 12th, 2011 2:46 pm

    Upon Retrospect, he would also be pro at Minecraft.

    In words that I made up, " A friend that mines is a friend of mine ".

  25. Cubia on May 12th, 2011 3:01 pm
  26. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on May 12th, 2011 3:10 pm
  27. Alpar on May 12th, 2011 3:14 pm

    Yeah… wait…

  28. Shatman on May 12th, 2011 4:12 pm

    That's not a turret, that's a diglett. It's a wild animal, so go catch one yourself, using our new Pokeballs.

    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  29. Red on May 12th, 2011 4:12 pm

    Balloons. Now made by Aperture apparently

  30. Red on May 12th, 2011 4:14 pm

    But when it evolves into Dugtrio…
    it will still fail.

    In other news, I'm working on a Space Core comic,
    I may or may not scan it & submit it

  31. Red on May 12th, 2011 4:15 pm
  32. dekuskrub1 on May 12th, 2011 4:19 pm

    the first explanation somewhat justifies his explaining the joke to pirate_slug

  33. Red_Zero on May 12th, 2011 4:25 pm

    Well, it looks like Diglett…
    *puts on glassess*
    …is on the level

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  34. Funkalicous on May 12th, 2011 4:27 pm

    I can't Diglett. It's just just not the style that's Mine.

    And that Digglet is so Burrowed from Photoshop.

  35. TheSpaceCore on May 12th, 2011 5:41 pm

    Space core approves.

  36. killercartoons on May 12th, 2011 5:57 pm

    I second that comment.

  37. killercartoons on May 12th, 2011 6:00 pm

    We need more plans. -_-;;

  38. SentryGunner on May 12th, 2011 6:02 pm

    Well, that's something you don't see everyday.
    A Halo picture on Halolz

  39. smartmonkey on May 12th, 2011 6:29 pm

    I must go, i need to pee.

  40. DTurboKiller on May 12th, 2011 6:36 pm

    The 2nd one actually kind of makes sense, even if it looks silly.
    Altough I wouldn't really reccomend you sitting on that sofa from now on.

    …IMAGINE THE SURPRISE PARTIES

  41. pirate_slug on May 12th, 2011 6:54 pm

    I got the joke, you can't be on halolz for more than a day without finding at least one CSI meme, just thought it was funny that he said blackglasses, another reference to pokemon….

  42. Lord of Chaos on May 12th, 2011 6:55 pm

    Don't believe in yourself, Diglett. Believe in me who believes in you!

  43. Armetron on May 12th, 2011 7:13 pm

    Well, it seams that Diglett…
    *puts on glasses*
    cant stay on-top of things
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  44. Red on May 12th, 2011 7:23 pm

    guest starring HAL9000

  45. Red on May 12th, 2011 7:26 pm

    *drink piss
    <img src="http://img.listal.com/image/1867253/600full-bear-grylls.jpg&quot; alt="" />

    oh, before I forget
    <img src="http://www.quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/faces_of_evil/animation_debut2.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    I must squadala, for Koridai needs me

  46. Xyxoz on May 12th, 2011 7:46 pm

    There's a reason girls don't wear pants at my house.

  47. Jimmy on May 12th, 2011 8:01 pm

    Arts? Submitted by users on MY Halolz? I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

  48. pirate_slug on May 12th, 2011 8:07 pm

    Pray that he doesn't kill us all now…. o.O

  49. Red on May 12th, 2011 8:21 pm

    It isn't a very developed idea though; the main joke is how the S.C. can make noise in space

  50. Red on May 12th, 2011 8:23 pm

    <img src="http://brewmodo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brain.gif&quot; alt="" />
    Plans!? I've got plans! How 'bout:
    TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!

  51. Red on May 12th, 2011 8:24 pm

    rel="nofollow">
    go to 0:10

  52. Dr.Panda on May 12th, 2011 8:32 pm

    <img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/Kamina_squirtle_by_shinyscyther.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">
    Kamina Squirtle says:
    "Don't believe in your self, Diglett believe in the me who believes in you! Yours is a drill that'll pierce the heavens(or at least jump the pole)! WHO THE SHELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"

  53. death_by_Cucco on May 12th, 2011 8:43 pm

    your logic confuses me its a diglett not an aron

  54. death_by_Cucco on May 12th, 2011 8:48 pm

    actually that's what balloons do more or less in the pokemon universe

    5th gen battle item
    obtained in battle subway

    description:
    When held by a Pokémon, the Pokémon will float in the air. When the holder is attacked, the item will burst

  55. Lord of Chaos on May 12th, 2011 9:05 pm

    With voice work by SHODAN.

  56. RedIon1992 on May 12th, 2011 9:14 pm

    How is it possible that this has gone eight hours without a hipster/underground pun?

    I'd post one myself, but I liked it better before it came to the surface of my thoughts…

    (Yeah, that was horrible.)

  57. Red on May 12th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Oh you silly, silly person
    (almost as silly as the diglett)

  58. Axel X on May 12th, 2011 10:31 pm

    Be sure to give your regards to the next frog you meet.

  59. deathbychickens on May 12th, 2011 10:32 pm

    oho! ees funny because he is short!!!!!

  60. Axel X on May 12th, 2011 10:34 pm

    Clap your hands if you believe, little Diglet

    …wait.

  61. KZN02 on May 12th, 2011 10:44 pm

    Don't forgeting Flying Pikachu and Pokemon Dash.

  62. Jimmy on May 12th, 2011 11:04 pm

    What is this reason you speak of?!? Teach me oh great one!!!

  63. Jimmy on May 12th, 2011 11:12 pm

    LOL just do it anyway. No harm no foul right?
    I like art. A LOT. Like SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! …but without the Earth-home-sickness afterwards.

    So do it. Draw!!!

  64. madhatter0082 on May 12th, 2011 11:13 pm

    Explains why the Japanese says "Diglitt is floating with a balloon!"

  65. Jimmy on May 12th, 2011 11:18 pm

    So THAT'S how Diglett can use Aerial Ace…wow. Neat!!!

  66. Red on May 12th, 2011 11:28 pm

    what is this "Earth" of which you speak?

  67. 1avidgamer on May 13th, 2011 12:05 am

    *I must go, my mountain needs me!

    Fix'd

  68. Red on May 13th, 2011 12:21 am

    touche

  69. Dimomarg on May 13th, 2011 4:28 am

    ……so?

  70. BTSnoogans on May 13th, 2011 4:47 am

    You know what? I believe in Diglett. He's worked miracles before. Like when he used scratch.

  71. 1avidgamer on May 13th, 2011 6:40 am

    inb4therestofthesong

  72. razorman715 on May 13th, 2011 7:24 am

    Looks like these comments,
    *Arms -1 cannon*
    Are getting worse and worse…..

    ……What? you want me to scream? What overused CSI joke? OH DAMMIT!

  73. CriticalQuit on May 13th, 2011 7:34 am

    Finally, we get an explanation of how the Space Core's sound can move in the vacuum that is his beloved space.

  74. CriticalQuit on May 13th, 2011 7:36 am

    I don't believe you.

  75. dope92 on May 13th, 2011 2:37 pm

    who says thats not a limbo pole?

  76. SirNumel on May 13th, 2011 5:54 pm

    You bastard. Diglett has no mouth. WHY MUST YOU HATE HIM SO?

  77. penguindude42 on May 13th, 2011 8:47 pm

    HELLO! This is the part where I kill you!

  78. Nyoron on May 13th, 2011 9:29 pm

    I can't let you do that, red. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  79. Nyoron on May 13th, 2011 9:33 pm

    THIS HORN DRILL WILL OPEN A BRIDGE IN SPACE, AND THAT BRIDGE WILL BE NAMED AFTER ARROW'S IN THE SKY! THE HOPES OF THE FAINTED, AND THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE, COMBINING THOSE FEELINGS INTO AN EXP. SHARE, I'LL BUILD A BRIDGE TO THE FUTURE! THAT'S, FINAL EVOLUTION! THAT'S GURREN BLASTOISE! MY SHELL IS THE SHELL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! Did i just really state the whole second movie ending speech? Wow. I'm such a gurren lagann fanboy.

  80. Nyoron on May 13th, 2011 9:41 pm

    This "mountain" of which you call your abode, is one of many on this planet called earth. Questions?

  81. dope92 on May 13th, 2011 11:16 pm

    and then there was golurk

  82. dekuskrub1 on May 14th, 2011 1:35 am

    does it involve mountains?

  83. TehVortex on May 14th, 2011 7:12 am

    Rules of the house:
    Guys: No Pants, No Shirt, No Shoes…No Entry
    Girls: No Pants…Free Drinks

  84. Nyoron on May 14th, 2011 6:30 pm

    WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

  85. esspytood on May 17th, 2011 3:37 am

    new shirt please

  86. ryik7 on July 29th, 2011 7:35 pm

    THAT MAY BE SO.

    but diglett will always win at Limbo <3

  87. KingStarscream on October 12th, 2011 12:17 pm

    1. Put your Diglett in the High Jump Pokéathelon contest.

    2. ???

    3. Profit

    Also, this is a limbo contest. Diglett owns at that.

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