The Cave Johnson Combustible Lemon Launcher

Normally I’m skeptical about new weapon designs for TF2… but in this case I have to say MAKE IT! MAKE IT NOW!
Cave Johnson. We’re done here!
By forte-girl7, can’t remember who sent this in!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 4, 2011 · 5:10 PM 
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Portal, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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96 Responses to “The Cave Johnson Combustible Lemon Launcher”

  1. Lordshadow on May 4th, 2011 5:14 pm

    I'm not entirely sure this would be how Cave Johnson would design this. It seems a little too…. practical. That is unless it costs $400,000 to fire the lemons for 12 seconds. Then that seems more up Cave's alley.

  2. Doc_ock_rokc on May 4th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Someone needs to make this a Flare gun skin NOW!

  3. Kinockun on May 4th, 2011 5:19 pm

    GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
    Put this in portal 3 instead of the portal gun. XD

  4. Jones-250 on May 4th, 2011 5:19 pm

    This is what i hear in my mind: yes, Yes, YES!

  5. Sandbag on May 4th, 2011 5:22 pm
  6. razorman715 on May 4th, 2011 5:25 pm

    I just came……………………………………. down to halolz and checked out this awsome post!

  7. Sceptilianblade on May 4th, 2011 5:25 pm


  8. Lordshadow on May 4th, 2011 5:25 pm

    You know, I could have a real PARTY with this thing.

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  9. HughbertEsq on May 4th, 2011 5:37 pm

    "B-b-but I asked you not to.. to *whimper*"
    Heavy: "CRY SOME MOAR!"
    Futtershy: *THE STARE*

  10. ChocoMongoose on May 4th, 2011 5:38 pm

    What makes me a good Lemoman?

  11. El_bruno on May 4th, 2011 5:38 pm
  12. Tobikun on May 4th, 2011 5:39 pm

    I don't want your damn lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn your base down………WITH THE LEMONS!

    ^First post in a long while and THIS is all I can come up with. I replaced one word -sits in corner-

  13. MC Ninja on May 4th, 2011 5:41 pm

    The only thing missing is a lemon hat.

  14. MasqueNoMercy on May 4th, 2011 5:50 pm

    take the lemons, grind'em up with some moon rocks, make a gel out of it! call it ignition gel, torches anything it touches. remember napalm? its like that but it leaves the sweet taste of vengeance behind.

    cave johnson, we're done here

  15. Bobomberman on May 4th, 2011 5:54 pm

    Our lemons will blot out the sun!

  16. nemb94 on May 4th, 2011 6:00 pm

    That's not a lemon that's a orange…. we sell them too

  17. invadingduck on May 4th, 2011 6:08 pm


  18. Haeso5 on May 4th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Hello, this is Life. While the Lemon Launcher, which I have called LL for the sake of convience, Has the lemons on the chart. I do understand that those aren't included, but…
    WHY AREN'T THEY MY LEMONS?! I PAYED DAMN GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE LEMONS, AND YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE ME CREDIT! You know what… I give up. Cave, Burn down my house. I dare you.

  19. Uzumakiclan43 on May 4th, 2011 7:52 pm

    And the best part?

    Once you're out of ammo, you can still use it as a club!

  20. CriticalQuit on May 4th, 2011 8:13 pm

    Somebody make this a skin for the Demoman's grenade launcher.

    In the words of The Arbiter from Unforgotten Realms, "LEMON GRENADE!"

  21. Red on May 4th, 2011 8:24 pm

    I had some schematics for a combustible lemon….
    It was sort of 50% lemon 50% molotov cocktail and 50% hand grenade

    It would have looked like this:
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  22. TheAceOfSkulls on May 4th, 2011 8:36 pm

    I'm beginning to think Cave must have sponsored my company's founders until they were able to take off the ground. It would certainly explain why I have a crate of these labeled "Shower Curtain Cleaners" in storage.

    Thankfully, we've at least learned not to build with asbestos… for the executive offices.

  23. KZN02 on May 4th, 2011 8:41 pm

    How do you like them … lemons?

  24. Armetron on May 4th, 2011 8:44 pm

    Demoman is now testing for Aperture Science

  25. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on May 4th, 2011 8:56 pm

    Guess who has combustible lemons in their D&D game now!

    All I need is a reason to flip out and use them.

  26. Lord of Chaos on May 4th, 2011 9:55 pm

    We shall burn their houses down! WITH SCIENCE LEMONS!!

  27. sleepingdragon8 on May 4th, 2011 10:29 pm

    I LOL'd

  28. Dash12345678 on May 4th, 2011 11:00 pm

    Everyone quick, spam the image to Gabe's email account! Worst case scenario he'll find a way to troll his customers more.

  29. Nyoron on May 4th, 2011 11:13 pm

    Looks like this gun is so sweet…..


    …'s sour.

  30. Dr. Borok on May 4th, 2011 11:14 pm

    Now we need SPACE LEMONS!

  31. Gamerofloz on May 5th, 2011 3:57 am

    I want this gun. I want this gun, now.

  32. TheSpaceCore on May 5th, 2011 7:43 am


  33. TheUnknownNoob on May 5th, 2011 2:53 pm



  34. Nyoron on May 5th, 2011 5:57 pm


  35. munkyface710 on May 5th, 2011 9:46 pm

    If valve had thought this through, there would have been a lemon gun in TF2 a loooong time ago.

  36. Jcranjel on May 7th, 2011 3:31 am

    This is the most amazing gun ever. I'll take 50 of them.

  37. PortalMan118 on May 7th, 2011 6:35 pm

    I smell DLC…..and fire….

  38. TBman256 on May 7th, 2011 11:26 pm

    HOLY SH*T!!! I just remembered on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee joked about valve making a “tube that shot lemons”.

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