Normally I’m skeptical about new weapon designs for TF2… but in this case I have to say MAKE IT! MAKE IT NOW!
Cave Johnson. We’re done here!
By forte-girl7, can’t remember who sent this in!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 4, 2011 · 5:10 PM
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I'm not entirely sure this would be how Cave Johnson would design this. It seems a little too…. practical. That is unless it costs $400,000 to fire the lemons for 12 seconds. Then that seems more up Cave's alley.
Someone needs to make this a Flare gun skin NOW!
Someone needs to make this a Demoman Launcher NOW!
GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
Put this in portal 3 instead of the portal gun. XD
This is what i hear in my mind: yes, Yes, YES!
Have to make an prerecorded message to my engineers about that one. We´re done here.
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Relevant.
sadly no lemon projectile skin either.
I just came……………………………………. down to halolz and checked out this awsome post!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*than
You know, I could have a real PARTY with this thing.
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AND THEN FLUTTERSHY
"B-b-but I asked you not to.. to *whimper*"
Heavy: "CRY SOME MOAR!"
Futtershy: *THE STARE*
Heavy:o_o
What makes me a good Lemoman?
When life gives you lemons…….
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You know before when I was talking about having a party? That was a reference to lemonparty. I’m sorry. When you didn’t react, I was afraid that it had sailed right over your head, and then this apology would’ve sounded insane. That’s why I had to talk about lemonparty a second time just now.
I don't want your damn lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn your base down………WITH THE LEMONS!
^First post in a long while and THIS is all I can come up with. I replaced one word -sits in corner-
The only thing missing is a lemon hat.
And then Rainbow dash captures and delivers the intelligence in ten seconds flat.
Ok, I've got some conceptualization going on here.
Rainbow Dash = Scout
Rarity = Spy
Applejack = Engineer
Spike = …. maybe demoman?
Fluttershy = Medic
Pinkie Pie = Hell if I know. Maybe pyro?
Twilight Sparkle = Sniper maybe?
Celestia = Announcer
First post, ever, and there is no need to change any of Cave's dialogue. Even if it is totally out of context, it will always be both relevant and awesome. And insane.
take the lemons, grind'em up with some moon rocks, make a gel out of it! call it ignition gel, torches anything it touches. remember napalm? its like that but it leaves the sweet taste of vengeance behind.
cave johnson, we're done here
Our lemons will blot out the sun!
-smacks- Don't go giving them any ideas! Are you daft man!?
Needs more combustion.
That's not a lemon that's a orange…. we sell them too
No, no, I'm pretty sure that is, in fact, the Aperture Science Hand-held Incendiary Citrus Device.
PYRO EEZ CAVE!
Why are you using a Grammar Hammer when there's a perfectly good Combustible Lemon Launcher right there?
Hello, this is Life. While the Lemon Launcher, which I have called LL for the sake of convience, Has the lemons on the chart. I do understand that those aren't included, but…
WHY AREN'T THEY MY LEMONS?! I PAYED DAMN GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE LEMONS, AND YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE ME CREDIT! You know what… I give up. Cave, Burn down my house. I dare you.
Demoman launcher. Lemons set targets on fire, but the player is more vulnerable to… let's say falling damage.
Explaining the joke further kills the joke.
Actually…
Rainbow Dash= Soldier
Flutterhy= Heavy
Scootaloo= Scout
Sniper= TS
according to the likes of this guy http://www.youtube.com/user/CancerousCinema
Don't you mean
YES!
…
YES!
You just shot your joke in the face… with a combustible lemon launcher.
When life gives you lemons…….blow shit up.
GRAMMAR HAMMER *a
Weird….. how could vengeance taste good after a napalm attack if it's supposed to be dish best served cold?
GOD DAMMIT you beat me to linking him to hel… er, tvtropes
why, of all the things to blow up, would you blow up FECES I think someone has a good response to that
Imagine if each one was a mini-nuke
wouldn't it be a sour taste, or has aperture science found a way to grow SWEET, combustible lemons
We seem to be getting that a lot lately, don't we?
And the best part?
Once you're out of ammo, you can still use it as a club!
It was intended to be a replacement for the Demoman, but changed it to be a Flare Gun replacement. She has two other items to make a Portal Pyro Pack. Hopefully Valve notices.
Somebody make this a skin for the Demoman's grenade launcher.
In the words of The Arbiter from Unforgotten Realms, "LEMON GRENADE!"
I had some schematics for a combustible lemon….
It was sort of 50% lemon 50% molotov cocktail and 50% hand grenade
It would have looked like this:
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or shoot portals… the weapon does look familiar.
I'm beginning to think Cave must have sponsored my company's founders until they were able to take off the ground. It would certainly explain why I have a crate of these labeled "Shower Curtain Cleaners" in storage.
Thankfully, we've at least learned not to build with asbestos… for the executive offices.
How do you like them … lemons?
Demoman is now testing for Aperture Science
Grammar Combustible Lemon Launcher?
Yeah, that's a gift. Open it and you'll find cake.
I wonder how Abstergo's handling with those portal armed assassins…
Guess who has combustible lemons in their D&D game now!
All I need is a reason to flip out and use them.
Having combustible lemons isn't reason enough?
Grammar Launcher for short?
We shall burn their houses down! WITH SCIENCE LEMONS!!
(flames rise behind)
HUGHBERTESQ!!!
And their goes my time. Meh, it's not like I could just go on PSN or somethin'.
Do you know how they made those lemons?
WITH SCIENCE!!!
You know how revenge is a dish best served cold?
Here at Aperture Science, we put that to the test. Guess what we found out…
Give up?
We have a new recipe! Revenge isn't best served cold; it's best served with a large dose of Aperture Science Combustible Lemons. We took your favorite fruit, added a little plastic explosive, solid potassium, and napalm to the mix. Now, instead of stabbing someone in the back, set them on fire, with the lemons that life gives to you.
This is our little way of sticking to the man.
Aperture Science, peace out, bitches!
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Congrats. It's a lemon.
I LOL'd
Like a mine field around here!
Oh, you can't see the mechanics of it.
There would have been a button hidden by the bit on top, which would have initiated the timer,
you then throw the lemon… and after 3 seconds… IGNITION!!!
Everyone quick, spam the image to Gabe's email account! Worst case scenario he'll find a way to troll his customers more.
SWEEEEEEt, SWEEEEEET, SWEET VICTORY, YEAH!! DID i really just make a spongebob reference? FML
Looks like this gun is so sweet…..
*SHADES*
…..it's sour.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we need SPACE LEMONS!
Well, i just came………………………from around the city block to tell you something. AWESOME POSTS ON HALOLZBIKES
I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO ERECT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON SENTRY TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
NO Rainbow dash should defanately be scout.
I just came………………………………to disinfect everything on HALOLZ with my CUMBUSTABLE LEMON LAUNCHER.
Mmm…lemon-y
Combustible lemon cake in space?
Make it so.
do you think CAVE JOHNSON has time for grammar hammers?
I just came……………………………………………………………………………..literally. No, i was just kidding. Or was i….?
I came…
to ask why you guys are including the word "just" in your sentences.
What? You guys are crazy, I would never send anyone troll rel="nofollow">links
I want this gun. I want this gun, now.
Space? SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
Space? Did someone say space? Lemons in space? Gotta go to space. Go get lemons. Gotta go to space.
i would have never known if it werent for the fact that you just said it…
I've just been informed by Tobikun that I should NOT have mentioned lemon hats.
That gave me an idea. Make more suggestions about lemon hats!
I pay the bills around here, I can say anything I want about them.
Fuck both of you with the remains of my burnt down house.
THIS NEEDS TO BE A FUCKING WEAPON.
NAO.
Both- at the same time…
Who do you think you are to give CAVE JOHNSON A GRAMMAR HAMMER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I´M THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN- WITH THE HAMMERS! Ect. Ect.
EVIL.
EVERY
VILLAIN
IS
LEMONS
I came……..
to tell you that i don't know why.
This. Is. Relevant. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… Couldnt really find a video with an english title or that wasnt filmed so here ya' go.
If valve had thought this through, there would have been a lemon gun in TF2 a loooong time ago.
This is the most amazing gun ever. I'll take 50 of them.
I smell DLC…..and fire….
HOLY SH*T!!! I just remembered on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee joked about valve making a “tube that shot lemons”.
I'll just leave this here: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-my-li…
but wasent PSN down… you might have no money now… credit cards and all…
O.O how did you get out of the half-life universe… OK THATS IT!!! NO MORE UNIVERSAL TRAVEL!!!! ALL GAME CHARACTERS MUST STAY IN THERE UNIVERSES!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
it's a guy… OR IS IT?!?!