In all fairness, it does not take much to set things on fire in Minecraft. Seems like everything in that game is just a five alarm fire waiting to happen!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2011 · 8:31 PM 
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97 Responses to “[VIDEO] Cave Johnson burns your house down… with the LEMONS”

  1. GameboyPATH on May 2nd, 2011 8:35 pm

    Aperture Science.
    We do what me must because we can.

  2. Vatonnage on May 2nd, 2011 8:35 pm

    Ooh, I like this guy.

  3. Axel X on May 2nd, 2011 8:37 pm
  4. Doc_ock_rokc on May 2nd, 2011 8:41 pm


  5. invadingduck on May 2nd, 2011 8:48 pm

    Cube Johnson. We're done here.

  6. Redzeroine on May 2nd, 2011 9:00 pm

    Does Aperture Science now sell combustible lemons along with the crushers?

  7. Alpar on May 2nd, 2011 9:02 pm

    Portal 2 jokes

    Portal 2 jokes everywhere

  8. seanhl on May 2nd, 2011 9:11 pm

    waitaminute… where's GLaDOS practically having an orgasm at what Cave is sayng

  9. seanhl on May 2nd, 2011 9:13 pm

    Am I the only one mildly nervous about the guy who made this video living under a giant dome in minecraft? something doesn't quite seem right about that.

  10. seanhl on May 2nd, 2011 9:19 pm

    suddenly I'm listening to the rel="nofollow">ending song from portal 2, again

  11. seanhl on May 2nd, 2011 9:30 pm

    unfortunately for Cave, life's house is made from stacked wooden slabs (as of right now they are rel="nofollow">fireproof)

  12. Red on May 2nd, 2011 10:12 pm

    Call the Space Cops,
    cos the Lemon Arsonist is on the loose again!

  13. greenxboy on May 2nd, 2011 10:17 pm

    next test is to burn a house with a lemon IN SPACE!!!!

  14. Nick Soapdish on May 2nd, 2011 10:25 pm

    Now if you'll excuse me, all this arson has made me hungry.
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  15. The_Uber_Geek on May 2nd, 2011 10:31 pm

    Must. Have. Mod. POST THE FRIGGEN LINK TO THE MOD, SHAWN!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. deathbychickens on May 2nd, 2011 11:01 pm

    this is my lemon. it contains the equivalent of 26 molotov cocktails, and costs $30,000,000 dollars to throw once

    dont piss me off

  17. EphEphEcksIII on May 2nd, 2011 11:19 pm

    I hear if you wire lemons to a light bulb……nah you guys wouldn't be interested

  18. CriticalQuit on May 2nd, 2011 11:29 pm

    Texture packs are fun.

  19. Red on May 3rd, 2011 12:14 am

    Aperture Orchards???
    (We grow what we must, because we can)

  20. bc524 on May 3rd, 2011 12:50 am

    Pyro approves.

  21. AuraMaster on May 3rd, 2011 1:42 am

    Was setting the pig ablaze really necessary?

  22. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 3rd, 2011 1:56 am

    Using lemons to commit arson is mean….
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    …so you shouldn't do that anymore.

  23. dope92 on May 3rd, 2011 2:03 am

    im at a loss.

    how do the "in space" jokes relate to this?

  24. bc524 on May 3rd, 2011 2:18 am

    how do you submit stuff we want Shawn to consider putting on halolz?

  25. Citrovc4 on May 3rd, 2011 2:27 am

    Remember back in the good old days of beta when the fires would never go out (on wood blocks at least)

    setting entire forests on fire was quite enjoyable.

  26. WhiteMagey on May 3rd, 2011 4:30 am

    ..Am I the only one who thinks this guy sounds like BENDER?

  27. chuckpebble on May 3rd, 2011 6:45 am

    I think it'd be funnier if they used the full context of the quote. "When life gives you lemons…"

  28. Strike_low on May 3rd, 2011 8:19 am

    The house is now burned!
    Anything is possible when you are mad.
    I'm on fire!

  29. ChemicalKirby on May 3rd, 2011 8:23 am

    I'm already using combustible oranges,where are you guys?

  30. Uzumakiclan43 on May 3rd, 2011 9:38 am

    Hey, guys, I like Portal as much as the other guy, but why all the grief over the Portal 2 submissions? I mean, it's not as bad as that three-week nightmare where our site was taken over and renamed by the bane of Halolz, the He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named of video games, Kr-

  31. oreopizza47 on May 3rd, 2011 3:25 pm

    That is not an arrow. That is a lemon. We sell those too.

  32. truegentleman on May 3rd, 2011 4:51 pm

    Setting Pigs on fire! For science! Someone get more pigs! And Lemons!

  33. death_by_Cucco on May 3rd, 2011 6:53 pm

    I want a turret that fires combustible lemons

  34. AManWithACloak on May 3rd, 2011 8:50 pm

    How… I MUST KNOW HOW! I need to augment my burning skills in Minecraft!

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