It’s no wonder he’s the last one… it’s pretty hard to shove a Wailord into a tardis!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 1, 2011 · 8:02 PM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
His reason for travelling between dimensions?
To find the Skitty he fell in loved with
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HotSki…
Good sir, we do not take kindly to "First!" business here at Halolz. We make insightful comments, not comments based upon in which order they were placed (or, failing that, making a reference to Portal and/or motorcycles.)
Also….. PORTAL REFER-No, I'm kidding, I won't do that.
SLAP HIM LIKE A BITCH!
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/8664/slap3sh.g…
*love
GRAMMAR HAMMER OF TIME!!!
I was hoping for a submission of like…
Wailord:
Lord of Wails. Then a wedding invitation to Skitty Middleton and William Wailord's wedding.
it's bigger on the inside…. the entrance however, is still too small.
also, Fezzes are cool.
You have made me proud, grasshopper.
You left out a comma between entrance and however. This was not worthy of my grammar hammer.
I'm a whale now. Whales are cool.
That's the next one to get posted. I guaran-damn-tee it.
This unholy abomination has forced me to create the one, the only, CHRONO-HAMMER!
*Proceeds to beat the shit out of Ragnellrok with the Chrono-Hammer*
Dumbass.
Ragnellrok alerted the Halolz horde!
He is very old and very kind. And the very, very last of his kind. He is the beast below the tardis!
ARG! ANOTHER TVTROPES LINK! I'll be back in an hour or six.
Seriously, we need to stop linking TV Tropes before I go on a rampage and kill a bunch of people. After I take half the day to browse TV Tropes…
*nudge nudge wink wink*
Thank you sensei. *Bows*
Would only he had a stetson!
Watch as he takes on the greatest threats to all of time and space--
The mass-producing and conquest-bound Magnemen!
The most evil race in all the known cosmos, bent on declaring their supremacy through the extinction of all other life in existence, The Voltaleks
And finally, the Wailord's greatest, and most cunning rival, the Pokemon Master!
PAPPY-SLAP!!!
That has already been stated.
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Grammar hammer on the grammar hammer Guaran-damn-tee is not a word
*Bows back, only to headbutt Jimmy*
Damn move tutor in Ilex Forest.
Use this.
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Ten cookies to the first person to identify this object and who used it on what city in what country.
not the tardis
(creepy wink)
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You mean the Skitty?
OBJECTION! It is a phrase made famous by Larry the Cable Guy. It is a combination of guarantee and damn. I am correct here. If you do not believe me, I have a clip from WWE Raw, which I do not watch, that uses it. I couldn't find any footage of Larry using it though. I think it was in one of his specials. It's at 11:24, I believe. rel="nofollow">
…. Why do you care?
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Could I use that to beat the crap out of Lavos? It's just that, to me, it sounds like the Chrono Hammer might have uses other than disciplining "FIRST" people, like destroying the time-devourer. I don't know. It's your invention but if it can be used as a weapon against Lavos, could you let me know? Before 1999? Or whenever, I guess it doesn't matter if you time travel.
(Wow. I went out of my way for a bad joke that is in no way funny. Is there something wrong with me?)
The fatman! Used on Nagasaki in Japan By Americans. Next question please!
Just finished ww2 in social studies not that long ago. :P Canadian history! It's like 25% about America in the wars.
Why doesn't halolz and tv tropes merge at this point?
It be better because the we can call the site TvHatropelolz.com.
CORRECT! <img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuSZJyPyiVHROfD7w3CKWQuZWipzKWEWHkiP7AuGCdjhT1bxi6Jw>
Oh, did you want them baked?
Here we go. Question 2: What is the name of the hypothesized spherical region of comets around the solar system?
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/7d4c684cc198…
someone has to, may as well be me
So, we should call it Tv-hat-rope-lolz? I get the hat part, but…
Time Traveling?
Guess you could say he is having a whale of a time
Look at my picture. LOOK AT IT. READ THE DESCRIPTION. READ IT! I AM Grammar. I care about myself.
All I see is a little piece of paper with shapes in it. I think either my laptop or your picture is screwy.
*Tosses the Chrono-Hammer to BTSnoogans* Keep this one. I'm gonna mass produce them.
*Starts building a forge and some molds*
Go ahead and use that to hit yourself before you made that joke.
try refreshing now
Actually phone a friend. I phone… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/30/video-space-core… He says it's that darn Oort cloud… http://discovermagazine.com/2004/nov/cover/outer-…
That is correct! Because you used a phone a friend AND a help line, your cookies will remain uncooked until you answer this next question!
In the popular MMORPG RuneScape, what is the most expensive weapon available to free-to-play players, and what is the lowest level monster that drops it?
Yeah, like the Magikarp, the Wailord are just that fuckin' epic.
What about a poké ball?
Wow, I'd never thought I'd get to use this, but Ragnellrok has alerted the -1 horde! *peers up in stereotypical anime fashion at comments* DAMMIT!
Giggity giggity?
<img src=http://thesynopsis.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/quagmire-3865.jpg>
Space?
Well, it's better than using Outrage, you could have been dizzy after a short while. *Sinnoh Move Tutor*
Uzumakiclan43 posted a link!
It's not very effective…
Laser Poke'Balls are the Pokemon Master's primary weapon.
You got me that time. I surrender!
So you manufacture hammers?
Allow yourself to create the "Stupid Question Hammer" right here if you must.
Miss-capitalization is improper grammar.
Wait a second! I thought Wailord were ocean vehicles, not time travelers!
No seriously, in the second Ranger game they wanted to use a Wailord as a Cargo Ship. What the hell.
Corrupt Dragon Battle-Axe at GE price of 3,649,001 and by a level 7 Revenant Imp.
"Miss-"
OH U.
I don't care any more. I really don't.
In fact, I pretty much never did.
So… Where does he keep the sonic screwdriver?
Oh good! It's been too long since I've smelled blood around here…
Finally, that will mean no more HSOWA
Space on motorcycles?
Interesting fact about Wailords:
With 14.5m (47'07") length, the length of a real life blue whale, but only 398kg (877.4lbs) in weight, Wailords would be so light they could fly :P
You know what I hope is on motorcycles?
Fire.
I hope you get on a motorcycle
and catch on fire.
I researched Dr. Who and common in-jokes so I could make a witty pun.
But then I heard the US got Osama, and I forgot the joke in the midst of celebration.
hahhaha Lordshadow what a ridiculous thing to say. Something like that could never happen….
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OH MY GOD!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEE!!!!!!
What joke? *wink*
<img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/315j1up.jpg"> = <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/vyxgzn.jpg">
You gotta burn the rope, du-uh!
Oh goddamnit, I was gonna do that V:
'MERICA! >:D
Which they do, to an extent:
<img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/P/Pokemon%20Diamond%20Pearl/Everything%20Else/Pokemusings/week%2046/Wailord--article_image.jpg">
Skitty's got that under control….
GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSFUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSFUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUSYGUSYGUYGUSYGUGFGRUYGSRLFBAOESFVCNSTVS
WE GOT THE BASTARD!!!!
OBJECTION We all know wrestling is fake therefore the word is fake
I see what you did there…
because it's only with science that you can shove a wailord in a Tardis.
No, I'm saying we should call it TV-HA-TROPE-LOLZ.
For science!
Better question: Do people still play runescape? I thought WoW put the nail in it's coffin years ago.
Another note: Potatoes or Lemons?
Dr. Wailord I presume?
Even though it is bigger on the inside the doors are still only four foot wide. ):
http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/28/fuck-science/
It's mostly played by free to play players. (i.e. poor nerds)
YOU ARE CORRECT! Sadly, you were not competing. CHALLENGE OVER.
It's not dizzy, it's confused. I thought you knew pokemon! :'(
With my monocle!
OBJECTION!!!!!!! Wrestling didn't invent the term! Watch the Blue Collar Comedy Rides Again! IT IS THERE. I can't post a clip due to my computer being a dickhead.
He's carrying the fat man.
ON A MOTORCYCLE!
SPAH CHECK!
Done!
*WHAM*
There you are, good sir!
You are incorrect. <insert tvtropes link here>
That can be excused to signify rage, or insolence, depending on the context and type of miss-capitalization.
Good sir, e' is not a valid replacement for é. If you do not know how to type them, use this page: http://www.studyspanish.com/accents/typing.htm
IT IS FIXED!
If the Skitty can't handle it, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
so fourth graders who don't get allowances.
So glad I got a paying job
I appreciate the enlightenment, my good mallet.
I am no lowly mallet. I am a glorious sledgehammer. Make that mistake no more.
I asked my English Professor about it. I'll leave out the obscenities, but in short he said no.
O.o you be right, too late to correct that now (I guess I must have used that move myself. *d'oh*)
*Lucas of Twinleaf's Sturdy*
Th…thank you…goo…d…si…r. *picks up hammer*
*whacks self*
Ah touché.
Damn. I was hoping for the save.
inb4 any inb4's!
…. Dammit!
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Sturdy? I think you might mean study. Do you? CLARIFY YOURSELF!
Oh, alright. FOR THE SAVE: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
I love this job. GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*"You are right"
And yes I am.
English Professors do not use the internet for comments. They use it for boring research and reading. YOUR POINT IS INVALID.
If we are only talking chicken and chicken eggs, the chicken. If we are talking chicken and eggs in general, the egg.
Dude, POKEMON GAMES
Ability: Sturdy
Allows you to survive a One-Hit KO (either actual OHKO move or move that could have otherwise killed you instantly like a critical hit) while at full health, leaving you with 1 HP.
That's it, I'm labelling myself as the guy with broken English. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MAH BOI
sorry I just found this pic on the web and I thought it looked cool so I used it as an avatar I'll change it asap
Thanks, I really do appreciate it.
Well I'm not doin that again…