It’s no wonder he’s the last one… it’s pretty hard to shove a Wailord into a tardis!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 1, 2011 · 8:02 PM 
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116 Responses to “I’M THE LAST OF THE WAILORDS”

  1. Henry_Wong on May 1st, 2011 8:07 pm

    His reason for travelling between dimensions?
    To find the Skitty he fell in loved with

  2. Lordshadow on May 1st, 2011 8:10 pm

    Good sir, we do not take kindly to "First!" business here at Halolz. We make insightful comments, not comments based upon in which order they were placed (or, failing that, making a reference to Portal and/or motorcycles.)

    Also….. PORTAL REFER-No, I'm kidding, I won't do that.

  3. demospyro on May 1st, 2011 8:10 pm
  4. Jimmy on May 1st, 2011 8:21 pm

    I was hoping for a submission of like…


    Lord of Wails. Then a wedding invitation to Skitty Middleton and William Wailord's wedding.

  5. TCC on May 1st, 2011 8:32 pm

    it's bigger on the inside…. the entrance however, is still too small.

    also, Fezzes are cool.

  6. DaberWebir on May 1st, 2011 8:35 pm

    I'm a whale now. Whales are cool.

  7. quaker171 on May 1st, 2011 8:38 pm

    This unholy abomination has forced me to create the one, the only, CHRONO-HAMMER!
    *Proceeds to beat the shit out of Ragnellrok with the Chrono-Hammer*

  8. BoxeyBrown on May 1st, 2011 8:39 pm

    Ragnellrok alerted the Halolz horde!

  9. Lord_Yuan on May 1st, 2011 8:40 pm

    He is very old and very kind. And the very, very last of his kind. He is the beast below the tardis!

  10. aimless_void on May 1st, 2011 8:51 pm

    Watch as he takes on the greatest threats to all of time and space--

    The mass-producing and conquest-bound Magnemen!

    The most evil race in all the known cosmos, bent on declaring their supremacy through the extinction of all other life in existence, The Voltaleks

    And finally, the Wailord's greatest, and most cunning rival, the Pokemon Master!

  11. Jimmy on May 1st, 2011 8:51 pm


  12. quaker171 on May 1st, 2011 9:02 pm

    That has already been stated.

  13. SentryGunner on May 1st, 2011 9:51 pm

    Time Traveling?
    Guess you could say he is having a whale of a time

  14. shadow649 on May 1st, 2011 10:03 pm

    Actually phone a friend. I phone… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/30/video-space-core… He says it's that darn Oort cloud… http://discovermagazine.com/2004/nov/cover/outer-

  15. Uzumakiclan43 on May 1st, 2011 10:10 pm

    Yeah, like the Magikarp, the Wailord are just that fuckin' epic.

  16. CriticalQuit on May 1st, 2011 11:18 pm

    Wait a second! I thought Wailord were ocean vehicles, not time travelers!

    No seriously, in the second Ranger game they wanted to use a Wailord as a Cargo Ship. What the hell.

  17. Gamerofloz on May 2nd, 2011 12:15 am

    So… Where does he keep the sonic screwdriver?

  18. TheTopHatKid on May 2nd, 2011 12:29 am

    Oh good! It's been too long since I've smelled blood around here…

  19. Ataeru on May 2nd, 2011 12:39 am

    Finally, that will mean no more HSOWA

  20. Timey16 on May 2nd, 2011 1:37 am

    Interesting fact about Wailords:

    With 14.5m (47'07") length, the length of a real life blue whale, but only 398kg (877.4lbs) in weight, Wailords would be so light they could fly :P

  21. AuraMaster on May 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

    I researched Dr. Who and common in-jokes so I could make a witty pun.

    But then I heard the US got Osama, and I forgot the joke in the midst of celebration.

  22. TehVortex on May 2nd, 2011 3:38 am
  23. HughbertEsq on May 2nd, 2011 3:45 am


  24. k3man on May 2nd, 2011 4:02 pm

    Dr. Wailord I presume?

  25. Sid_Diddly on May 2nd, 2011 4:16 pm

    Even though it is bigger on the inside the doors are still only four foot wide. ):

  26. Gamerofloz on May 3rd, 2011 4:44 pm

    inb4 any inb4's!
    …. Dammit!

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