Portal 2 Personality Core Alignment Chart
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Portal 2 Alignment Chart
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For a game with so few characters, I was surprised to see not one but TWO alignment charts for Portal 2 in my inbox today!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 28, 2011 · 10:42 PM 
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123 Responses to “Portal 2 Alignment Charts”

  1. KZN02 on April 28th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Is there room for Chaotic Stupid?

  2. RemielChibus on April 28th, 2011 10:48 pm

    It doesn't behoove an alignment chart to have the same person on there twice. Unless it's Batman.

    Why? 'cause he's the goddamn Batman, that's why.

  3. smartmonkey on April 28th, 2011 10:48 pm

    weird to see the crazy scientist is lawful good. When it should bee chaotic good. You know form all the pills his taken.

  4. BoxeyBrown on April 28th, 2011 10:49 pm

    The people at Aperture Science really know what they're doing. They've covered all kinds of human personalities with their AI programing!

  5. Jade Catima on April 28th, 2011 10:49 pm

    "Oh no, this is the part where he kills us."
    "Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"
    Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

    … I wonder if he's gonna try and kill you.

  6. Red on April 28th, 2011 11:02 pm

    Seeing Mr. Cantima's comment, I feel I must take it a step further:
    GLaDOS: "this is the part where he kills us"
    Wheatley: "hello! this is the part where I kill you!"
    *pops up on screen "The Part Where He Kills You" *
    Chell: *jumps**

    *read: "apple"

  7. VigilanteSpider on April 28th, 2011 11:04 pm

    How DARE they call the companion cube true neutral? It is the embodiment of all that is good in this world, nay, this universe!

  8. spplmj on April 28th, 2011 11:07 pm

    Halolz alignment chart:

    Chaotic Evil:

    <img src="http://i51.tinypic.com/zj8ap2.png&quot; border="0" />

  9. MasterLuigi452 on April 28th, 2011 11:17 pm

    So goddamn true.

  10. Totema on April 28th, 2011 11:29 pm

    So Adventure Sphere is a Black Belt in Karate, and Larate… but not Jarate?

  11. CriticalQuit on April 28th, 2011 11:32 pm

    As an enthusiast of Dungeons & Dragons, I just had a braingasm.

    Give me a moment, I can't see because my eyes were blinded by the sheer amount of awesome I just saw.

  12. TheUnknownNoob on April 28th, 2011 11:36 pm



    Tried to kill you all.

    What the fuck am I reading.



  13. KarmikCykle on April 28th, 2011 11:51 pm

    If being chaotic evil means being voiced by Mike Patton, I really need to start barbecuing more orphans.

  14. Wetmang on April 29th, 2011 12:25 am

    Lawful Good- Louis
    Neutral Good- Coach
    Chaotic Good- Zoe
    Lawful Neutral- Bill
    True Neutral- Rochelle
    Chaotic Neutral- Francis, Nick
    Lawful Evil- Witch
    Neutral Evil- Boomer
    Chaotic Evil- Tank
    Chaotic Stupid- Ellis

  15. Tartaurus on April 29th, 2011 1:16 am

    Erm. Who's the lawful good on the second chart? I dont recognize him right off.

  16. thereisnospoon on April 29th, 2011 7:08 am

    I feel like the defective turrets deserve some place on the second chart.

  17. Citrovc4 on April 29th, 2011 8:53 am

    I like how no one else seems o have noticed the Neutral Evil in the first chart gets shifted to Lawful Evil in the seccond chart, though this may be more so to charicter comparison

    also: why isnt lawful good called Lawful Stupid

  18. Puflwiz on April 29th, 2011 11:00 am


  19. Spacefan8 on April 29th, 2011 11:23 am

    I'm in space.

  20. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 29th, 2011 12:09 pm

    I'm going to point out… I just made a Cave Johnson mechanic for my next campaign. Lulz will ensue.

  21. Grammar Berzerker on April 29th, 2011 4:21 pm

    >Comes to Halolz
    >Sees DnD submission
    >My face below

    <img src="http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x15/Canadian_Boy62/Awesome_Face_bigger.png"&gt;

  22. TheAl41 on April 29th, 2011 5:13 pm

    Wheatley should be Neutral evil, who agrees?

  23. Leon_Rios on April 30th, 2011 12:42 pm

    Chapter 9 -- The Part Where He Kills You.
    "Oh no, this is the part where he kills us!!!"
    "Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"
    Achievement Unlocked -- Part Where He Kills You



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