Hipster P-body

I know what you’re thinking… what about Black Mesa? Man, Black Mesa is just too mainstream!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2011 · 12:05 PM 
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Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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75 Responses to “Hipster P-body”

  1. TehHoboGawd on April 27th, 2011 12:12 pm

    This picture is false! A real hipster wouldn't be caught DEAD with a Portal Gun considering it's been out of Beta for hundreds of years already.

  2. RemielChibus on April 27th, 2011 12:18 pm

    Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor? Too mainstream.

  3. sleepingdragon8 on April 27th, 2011 12:22 pm

    Makes me think that Cave Johnston was a hipster. Stairs? To mainstream! Use liquid asbestos!

  4. EphEphEcksIII on April 27th, 2011 12:34 pm

    GLaDOS little monsters.

  5. Trainer_Black on April 27th, 2011 12:35 pm

    "It's a horn rimmed glass. You've probably never heard of it, you have two eyes."

  6. Pearcer on April 27th, 2011 12:42 pm

    Lead based Paint is to mainstream, use ground up moon rocks

  7. Pearcer on April 27th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Grenades are far to mainstream for me, so I use combustable lemons.

  8. MorningMoon on April 27th, 2011 12:55 pm

    I was going to do parody of Cave Johnson's quotes where he starts recording messages for the hobos to fit with Hipsters… but, really, they work perfectly as they are already. O.O

  9. Dimomarg on April 27th, 2011 12:59 pm

    having a portal gun that fires different coloured portals is waaaaaaaaay too mainstream.

  10. dekuskrub1 on April 27th, 2011 1:00 pm

    but they were never released to the public
    so theyre still underground

  11. Banjo7J on April 27th, 2011 1:23 pm

    Anyone else notice that that's a Portal 1 screenshot? It has the old cube, door and textures. Might be a custom map but still.

    inb4 "Official maps are too mainstream, I only play custom maps"

  12. C__F on April 27th, 2011 1:26 pm

    You want to know what we do here at Aperture? We'd tell you, but public knowledge is too mainstream and not nearly underground enough.

  13. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 1:29 pm

    Of course Aperture's underground.

    It was started with a Cave.

  14. VaultLegend on April 27th, 2011 1:35 pm

    Human testing? Yeah I suppose that's cool. Robots are where its really at though. You wouldn't understand.

  15. invadingduck on April 27th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Black Mesa is such a sellout. Honestly, why does Gordan Freeman bother to wear the glasses?

  16. NekoKnight on April 27th, 2011 2:09 pm

    Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa.
    That was a joke, you probably didn't get it.

  17. Shawn Handyside on April 27th, 2011 2:10 pm

    You are technically correct. THE BEST KIND of correct!

  18. Lordshadow on April 27th, 2011 2:19 pm

    Horn rimmed glasses are too main stream. Horn rimmed monocles are more underground.

  19. invadingduck on April 27th, 2011 2:20 pm

    The average person has less than one eye. It's true.

  20. Lordshadow on April 27th, 2011 2:22 pm

    Alcohol is too main stream. They use their $60 on beard dirt.

  21. BTSnoogans on April 27th, 2011 2:30 pm

    In that case, what can be said about the average cyclops?

  22. penguindude42 on April 27th, 2011 2:36 pm


  23. razorman715 on April 27th, 2011 2:39 pm

    This site will become PORTOLZ.moc

    Why .moc? Because .com is too mainstream.

  24. Lordshadow on April 27th, 2011 2:46 pm

    That can't be right. You can't get LESS underground than moon rocks.

  25. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2011 2:49 pm

    I still don't know who this Black Mesa after beating Portal 1…
    Anyone kind enough to educate me?

  26. TomQuoVadis on April 27th, 2011 3:01 pm

    Wow really? Another Hipster parody?

  27. HughbertEsq on April 27th, 2011 3:06 pm


  28. HughbertEsq on April 27th, 2011 3:17 pm

    *Rapes the -1 button*

  29. elitetrashmob on April 27th, 2011 3:29 pm

    Hipster Turret: I'm different.

  30. TheViolentLoli on April 27th, 2011 3:41 pm

    lol, ever heard of half life? You know, the game THAT PORTAL ORIGINALLY CAME WITH IN THE ORANGE BOX. Portal and half life take place in the same universe, so if you like portal I advise you to go buy half life 1 and 2.

  31. VigilanteSpider on April 27th, 2011 3:42 pm

    Those aren't the homicidal robots. Those are hipsters. We sell those too.

  32. VigilanteSpider on April 27th, 2011 3:42 pm

    Edumacation! Only wiki link away!

  33. Pearcer on April 27th, 2011 3:51 pm

    Welcome to PORTOLZ.dos [Insert username here] Home of Aperture LOLZ Testing Laboratories. It is I, GLaDOS ..I mean [Insert site admin name here] please procede through the portal to you right to begin testing, failure to do so will result in a unsatisfactory mark on your Epeen score followed by death followed by loss of cake.

  34. Mentlegen on April 27th, 2011 4:06 pm

    I think Black Mesa is a pretty cool guy. eh brings aleins to Earth and doesn't afraid of anything.

    Now, you may check it here.

    And seriously, the fact that someone does not know about Black Mesa or never played Half-life is not a reason to "rape the -1 button".

  35. Alpar on April 27th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Wow. Have we grown so intolerant we start -1ing a poor Asian gamer who's semi interested in Valve stuff?

    For shame Halolz. For shame.

  36. Alpar on April 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Black Mesa was just… too MAINSTREAM.

  37. CaveJohnson on April 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Pfft, I was around before robots could use portals.

  38. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 4:20 pm

    Portal 2 is too mainstream. I exist in Portal 1!

    I don't think Portal 2 had any light-rail platforms, actually. They also had no energy pellets. Like they said, not more of the same, more of the new.

  39. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 4:23 pm

    They're under the moon's ground.

  40. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 4:23 pm

    It's hard to sell a product when the entire sales department takes a heavy dose of neurotoxin.

  41. Banjo7J on April 27th, 2011 4:30 pm

    Yeah, neither of them were in Portal 2. The energy pellet was replaced by the Thermal Discouragement Beam and the light-rail platforms were never really needed. Also, I see no energy pellet in the picture.

    EDIT: Just noticed the reciever, durr.

  42. Zyquux on April 27th, 2011 4:36 pm

    They're so underground, they're ABOVE ground.

  43. Zyquux on April 27th, 2011 4:42 pm

    Their humour is too deep for you; you wouldn't understand.

    (Yes, I intentionally spelled "humor" the British way; it seems to fit better.)

  44. TheAl41 on April 27th, 2011 4:48 pm

    Metro-sexual P-Body wants to fight Atlas.
    Wait they can't?
    Well good luck at completing the tests… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/25/video-pokemon-in

  45. 3K9 on April 27th, 2011 5:48 pm

    I rather be blind…

  46. Toldry on April 27th, 2011 5:54 pm

    God, when will the Hipster jokes stop?

  47. The_AntiVillain on April 27th, 2011 5:56 pm

    is it just me or do hipsters and stereotypical representations just piss you off as much as it does me?

  48. Dr. Furry on April 27th, 2011 6:04 pm

    funny, a hipster using a mainstream graphics card, because that screencap looks terrible

  49. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 27th, 2011 6:31 pm

    Gravity? Gravity is for those mindless losers… We'll make armor… armor for our portal devices.

  50. Hatley96 on April 27th, 2011 6:49 pm


  51. dekuskrub1 on April 27th, 2011 7:13 pm


  52. Nyoron on April 27th, 2011 8:32 pm

    Looks like aperture…….

    ….Just got CAVEd in!

  53. Red on April 27th, 2011 8:33 pm

    Hipster Chell:
    I was testing… before robots

  54. Red on April 27th, 2011 8:33 pm

    its too ironic now

  55. Nyoron on April 27th, 2011 8:33 pm


  56. Red on April 27th, 2011 8:34 pm

    I had one eye before it was popular?

  57. Red on April 27th, 2011 8:34 pm

    we're done here

  58. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 8:41 pm

    He has an astigmatism, I assume. They're prescription.

  59. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 8:45 pm

    He should have looked it up himself at least. Not knowing Half-Life is like not knowing TF2 around here. They're in the same box.

  60. femaxunit on April 27th, 2011 8:46 pm

    What about making potato GLaDOS happy?

  61. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 8:51 pm

    Prometheus: Intact livers are too mainstream.

  62. TomQuoVadis on April 27th, 2011 9:08 pm

    I guess I just don't find it funny because I've never really met any hipsters.

  63. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2011 9:40 pm

    Well I'm sorry.
    I only have Portal 1 thx to CoF informing me about free Portal.
    In addition, I'm not much of Valve game player.

  64. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2011 9:40 pm

    Yeah I should have.
    But I only got Portal 1 thx to CoF forum.

  65. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 10:11 pm

    That's fair. Portal CAN be purchased on its own.

  66. PKMN Trainer Lucas on April 28th, 2011 12:40 am

    I would hit you with the grammer hammer,
    but thats too mainstream

  67. PKMN Trainer Lucas on April 28th, 2011 12:43 am

    panels are WAY to mainstream, i only use crushers
    (they sell those too)

  68. Kn0w1d3a on April 28th, 2011 12:33 pm

    I'm a sentry with a portal gun, lasers and machine guns were just too mainstream.

  69. SonicsmyName on April 29th, 2011 5:39 am


    Top hat and monocle WITHOUT 69p??

    Sir, frankly I am shocked and disgusted.

  70. CriticalQuit on April 29th, 2011 1:57 pm

    Well most of us have never met Gabe Newell but we still make fun of him.

  71. TomQuoVadis on April 29th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Yeah. But he's an easy target. He's fat and he rips people off. Until the hipster meme came around I'd (get this) never heard of them.

  72. HughbertEsq on April 30th, 2011 12:29 pm

    You there, Come hither

  73. 3K9 on May 2nd, 2011 5:44 pm

    I was born with it. and if I reach 69p It will be double monocles and double top hats

  74. SonicsmyName on May 3rd, 2011 11:05 am

    Oooohh… Then please accept my apologies, and further luck with your quest for e-peen.

  75. gAmer_Matt on April 13th, 2012 10:41 pm

    Anyone else reminded of a reboot character when they see this?… mixed with a Hitler haircut?

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