I know what you’re thinking… what about Black Mesa? Man, Black Mesa is just too mainstream!
By dsorjr, reshopped by me!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2011 · 12:05 PM
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This picture is false! A real hipster wouldn't be caught DEAD with a Portal Gun considering it's been out of Beta for hundreds of years already.
Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor? Too mainstream.
Makes me think that Cave Johnston was a hipster. Stairs? To mainstream! Use liquid asbestos!
GLaDOS little monsters.
"It's a horn rimmed glass. You've probably never heard of it, you have two eyes."
Lead based Paint is to mainstream, use ground up moon rocks
Grenades are far to mainstream for me, so I use combustable lemons.
I was going to do parody of Cave Johnson's quotes where he starts recording messages for the hobos to fit with Hipsters… but, really, they work perfectly as they are already. O.O
having a portal gun that fires different coloured portals is waaaaaaaaay too mainstream.
but they were never released to the public
so theyre still underground
Anyone else notice that that's a Portal 1 screenshot? It has the old cube, door and textures. Might be a custom map but still.
inb4 "Official maps are too mainstream, I only play custom maps"
You want to know what we do here at Aperture? We'd tell you, but public knowledge is too mainstream and not nearly underground enough.
Of course Aperture's underground.
It was started with a Cave.
Human testing? Yeah I suppose that's cool. Robots are where its really at though. You wouldn't understand.
Black Mesa is such a sellout. Honestly, why does Gordan Freeman bother to wear the glasses?
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, you probably didn't get it.
You are technically correct. THE BEST KIND of correct!
Horn rimmed glasses are too main stream. Horn rimmed monocles are more underground.
The average person has less than one eye. It's true.
Alcohol is too main stream. They use their $60 on beard dirt.
In that case, what can be said about the average cyclops?
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This site will become PORTOLZ.moc
Why .moc? Because .com is too mainstream.
That can't be right. You can't get LESS underground than moon rocks.
I still don't know who this Black Mesa after beating Portal 1…
Anyone kind enough to educate me?
Wow really? Another Hipster parody?
Crrrrrrit!
*Rapes the -1 button*
Hipster Turret: I'm different.
lol, ever heard of half life? You know, the game THAT PORTAL ORIGINALLY CAME WITH IN THE ORANGE BOX. Portal and half life take place in the same universe, so if you like portal I advise you to go buy half life 1 and 2.
Those aren't the homicidal robots. Those are hipsters. We sell those too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa
Edumacation! Only wiki link away!
Welcome to PORTOLZ.dos [Insert username here] Home of Aperture LOLZ Testing Laboratories. It is I, GLaDOS ..I mean [Insert site admin name here] please procede through the portal to you right to begin testing, failure to do so will result in a unsatisfactory mark on your Epeen score followed by death followed by loss of cake.
I think Black Mesa is a pretty cool guy. eh brings aleins to Earth and doesn't afraid of anything.
Now, you may check it here.
And seriously, the fact that someone does not know about Black Mesa or never played Half-life is not a reason to "rape the -1 button".
Wow. Have we grown so intolerant we start -1ing a poor Asian gamer who's semi interested in Valve stuff?
For shame Halolz. For shame.
Black Mesa was just… too MAINSTREAM.
Pfft, I was around before robots could use portals.
Portal 2 is too mainstream. I exist in Portal 1!
I don't think Portal 2 had any light-rail platforms, actually. They also had no energy pellets. Like they said, not more of the same, more of the new.
They're under the moon's ground.
It's hard to sell a product when the entire sales department takes a heavy dose of neurotoxin.
Yeah, neither of them were in Portal 2. The energy pellet was replaced by the Thermal Discouragement Beam and the light-rail platforms were never really needed. Also, I see no energy pellet in the picture.
EDIT: Just noticed the reciever, durr.
They're so underground, they're ABOVE ground.
Their humour is too deep for you; you wouldn't understand.
(Yes, I intentionally spelled "humor" the British way; it seems to fit better.)
Metro-sexual P-Body wants to fight Atlas.
Wait they can't?
Well good luck at completing the tests… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/25/video-pokemon-in…
I rather be blind…
God, when will the Hipster jokes stop?
is it just me or do hipsters and stereotypical representations just piss you off as much as it does me?
funny, a hipster using a mainstream graphics card, because that screencap looks terrible
Gravity? Gravity is for those mindless losers… We'll make armor… armor for our portal devices.
Hi-P-Body-Ster
seeing
Looks like aperture…….
….Just got CAVEd in!
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Hipster Chell:
I was testing… before robots
its too ironic now
HAHA, FAT CHANCE
I had one eye before it was popular?
we're done here
He has an astigmatism, I assume. They're prescription.
He should have looked it up himself at least. Not knowing Half-Life is like not knowing TF2 around here. They're in the same box.
What about making potato GLaDOS happy?
Prometheus: Intact livers are too mainstream.
I guess I just don't find it funny because I've never really met any hipsters.
Well I'm sorry.
I only have Portal 1 thx to CoF informing me about free Portal.
In addition, I'm not much of Valve game player.
Yeah I should have.
But I only got Portal 1 thx to CoF forum.
That's fair. Portal CAN be purchased on its own.
I would hit you with the grammer hammer,
but thats too mainstream
panels are WAY to mainstream, i only use crushers
(they sell those too)
I'm a sentry with a portal gun, lasers and machine guns were just too mainstream.
Whu…
Top hat and monocle WITHOUT 69p??
Sir, frankly I am shocked and disgusted.
Well most of us have never met Gabe Newell but we still make fun of him.
Yeah. But he's an easy target. He's fat and he rips people off. Until the hipster meme came around I'd (get this) never heard of them.
You there, Come hither
BRIT-FIST
I was born with it. and if I reach 69p It will be double monocles and double top hats
Oooohh… Then please accept my apologies, and further luck with your quest for e-peen.
Anyone else reminded of a reboot character when they see this?… mixed with a Hitler haircut?