Hipster P-body

I know what you’re thinking… what about Black Mesa? Man, Black Mesa is just too mainstream!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2011 · 12:05 PM 
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Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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74 Responses to “Hipster P-body”

  1. TehHoboGawd on April 27th, 2011 12:12 pm

    This picture is false! A real hipster wouldn't be caught DEAD with a Portal Gun considering it's been out of Beta for hundreds of years already.

  2. RemielChibus on April 27th, 2011 12:18 pm

    Four walls, a ceiling, and a floor? Too mainstream.

  3. EphEphEcksIII on April 27th, 2011 12:34 pm

    GLaDOS little monsters.

  4. Trainer_Black on April 27th, 2011 12:35 pm

    "It's a horn rimmed glass. You've probably never heard of it, you have two eyes."

  5. Pearcer on April 27th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Grenades are far to mainstream for me, so I use combustable lemons.

  6. MorningMoon on April 27th, 2011 12:55 pm

    I was going to do parody of Cave Johnson's quotes where he starts recording messages for the hobos to fit with Hipsters… but, really, they work perfectly as they are already. O.O

  7. Banjo7J on April 27th, 2011 1:23 pm

    Anyone else notice that that's a Portal 1 screenshot? It has the old cube, door and textures. Might be a custom map but still.

    inb4 "Official maps are too mainstream, I only play custom maps"

  8. C__F on April 27th, 2011 1:26 pm

    You want to know what we do here at Aperture? We'd tell you, but public knowledge is too mainstream and not nearly underground enough.

  9. CriticalQuit on April 27th, 2011 1:29 pm

    Of course Aperture's underground.

    It was started with a Cave.

  10. VaultLegend on April 27th, 2011 1:35 pm

    Human testing? Yeah I suppose that's cool. Robots are where its really at though. You wouldn't understand.

  11. invadingduck on April 27th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Black Mesa is such a sellout. Honestly, why does Gordan Freeman bother to wear the glasses?

  12. NekoKnight on April 27th, 2011 2:09 pm

    Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa.
    That was a joke, you probably didn't get it.

  13. Lordshadow on April 27th, 2011 2:19 pm

    Horn rimmed glasses are too main stream. Horn rimmed monocles are more underground.

  14. invadingduck on April 27th, 2011 2:20 pm

    The average person has less than one eye. It's true.

  15. razorman715 on April 27th, 2011 2:39 pm

    This site will become PORTOLZ.moc

    Why .moc? Because .com is too mainstream.

  16. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2011 2:49 pm

    I still don't know who this Black Mesa after beating Portal 1…
    Anyone kind enough to educate me?

  17. TomQuoVadis on April 27th, 2011 3:01 pm

    Wow really? Another Hipster parody?

  18. elitetrashmob on April 27th, 2011 3:29 pm

    Hipster Turret: I'm different.

  19. VigilanteSpider on April 27th, 2011 3:42 pm

    Those aren't the homicidal robots. Those are hipsters. We sell those too.

  20. Alpar on April 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Black Mesa was just… too MAINSTREAM.

  21. CaveJohnson on April 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Pfft, I was around before robots could use portals.

  22. TheAl41 on April 27th, 2011 4:48 pm

    Metro-sexual P-Body wants to fight Atlas.
    Wait they can't?
    Well good luck at completing the tests… http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/25/video-pokemon-in

  23. Toldry on April 27th, 2011 5:54 pm

    God, when will the Hipster jokes stop?

  24. The_AntiVillain on April 27th, 2011 5:56 pm

    is it just me or do hipsters and stereotypical representations just piss you off as much as it does me?

  25. Dr. Furry on April 27th, 2011 6:04 pm

    funny, a hipster using a mainstream graphics card, because that screencap looks terrible

  26. Hatley96 on April 27th, 2011 6:49 pm


  27. Nyoron on April 27th, 2011 8:32 pm

    Looks like aperture…….

    ….Just got CAVEd in!

  28. Red on April 27th, 2011 8:33 pm

    Hipster Chell:
    I was testing… before robots

  29. femaxunit on April 27th, 2011 8:46 pm

    What about making potato GLaDOS happy?

  30. PKMN Trainer Lucas on April 28th, 2011 12:43 am

    panels are WAY to mainstream, i only use crushers
    (they sell those too)

  31. Kn0w1d3a on April 28th, 2011 12:33 pm

    I'm a sentry with a portal gun, lasers and machine guns were just too mainstream.

  32. gAmer_Matt on April 13th, 2012 10:41 pm

    Anyone else reminded of a reboot character when they see this?… mixed with a Hitler haircut?

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