ALRIGHT MAGIKARP! HIT ‘EM WITH A SPLASH ATTACK!!
‘Cause I mean, you kind of have to… it’s not like we have any other options!
By Smosh [via Destructoid]
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Never has there been a more fitting description of a Smosh video in the history of mankind.
Must be a hacked Pikachu.
http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/comics/1114904/…
Red: Ha! You can't possibly beat my Magikarp!
Blue: You fool, my Magikarp will defeat you!
Red: Magikarp use Splash attack!
It's ineffective
Blue: Ha, you've left yourself open! Magikarp hit um with a Splash attack!
It's ineffective
Red: Dang, well Magikarp give it all ya got with a Splash attack!
It's ineffective
Blue: You can never defeat my Magikarp's mighty Splash attack!
*video repeat*
Sunglasses Texan, Construction Worker Dave, Only Girl in the Video, Yellow Shirt Bob, Two Random Guys in Red, and Old Man w/ Cane want to battle!
What! MAGIKARP evolved into a PILE OF ASH!
PILE OF ASH wants to learn EMBER!
Excuse me. I think you dropped this, sir: rel="nofollow">
<img src=http://pawsru.org/fc/src/fc96846_Thats%20the%20joke.jpg>
The best actor definitely has to be the black pick-up truck in the distant background at 1:17.
*cough*
Hey, can I just have a bunch of +1s for no reason?
While an accurate representation of comments in general, and were it done in satire and not seriousness, would receive an abundance of +1s, no.
Since smosh can't lrn2pokemon.
Less Smoosh.
More Splash.
He could've just used thunderbolt to begin with instead of wasting it after using scratch…
*Watches beginning of video*
Wait, cars don't exist in the Pokemon world!
…unless of course they're all Gary's.
PILE OF ASH used KILL YOU ALL!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
does everyone in that line have magikarps?
while we're at rel="nofollow">it
FIRST OF ALL WHY DOES A MAGIKARP HAVE A HIGHER SPEED STAT THAN A PIKACHU
for that matter the magikarp costume was also flawed that yellow fin should be on his/its back not the belly
fail
*decides solemnly to put Coodoo down, Loads L96A1*
<img src="http://lonewolfsden.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/itn-that-cute-small.png" with="200" height="100">
Oh don't worry, all you have to do is go around them. It's not like these trainers have super vision.
EV and IV training.
-)FIGHT ITEM POKEMON RUN
Lordshadow used "insult smosh video"!
Its SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Lordshadow has won the battle and earned lots of e-peen!
Regarding the abundance of cars in this video
We must realise that the arrival of the Pokemon changed the world forever.
Since appearing, the Pokemon staggered the world with their exemption from the laws of Biology and unexplainable and unnatural powers, they then decimated the Earths natural ecosystem by overwhelming each indigenous species and crippled the human population by means of the direct predatation and dismantling of the food web. And every known trace of civilization began to wither, with people stranded in their home towns and cities and constantly besieged by these monstrosities. Soon everything simply collapsed: order, TRANSPORT, comfort, security and superiority.
The entire third world became a desolate, pokemon filled, wasteland with another country collapsing each day, even the ending of all human conflict could not stop them, as direct extermination of the invaders became more and more ineffective; the UN drawed the last vestiges of civilization to adopt a new strategy, of which Japan led the way.
They decided to slowly bring down the superiority of the Pokemon by reducing them to mere fighting beasts; the playthings of children, making them fight amongst each other, advocating technology that would draw them under the human heel and show them as one being that Earth was meant to be for the creatures of Earth; because they knew that these demons were not of this world
So with the Arctic seed bank working overtime and every man, women and child turning each Pokemon against their brethren, the humans would return the Earth to its true glory.
Never has there been a more fitting commentary of a description of a Smosh video in the history of mankind.
Magikarp can use Tackle, Flail, and Bounce. Bounce and Flail are actually pretty good moves, the latter being a non-HM Fly.
Shut up. Those all belong to Gary and you know it D:
what about me can I have a bunch of -1's also?
Heck, I'd beat up magikarp all day for $20!!!
Alternate Ending:
Finally, I beat him! AND 20 PokeDollars! Now its time to contin- What? No…NOT A SHRUB! NOOOOOOOO!
*See Trainer Staring Off in the Distance*
*Walk Around Him/Her*
Next trainer looks in all compass directions…
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Never has there been a more fitting commentary of a commentary of a des-
Wait a minute. Gonna stop this now before it goes on forever.
but lrn2pokemon is taught by that old guy move tutor!
It's literally one of the first lessons of the 90's!
*taps on shoulder*
TV Tropes would like to have a word with you…
Don't make me bring Pinkie Pie down on your ass!
rel="nofollow">This kind of logic ROCKS!
*Logs onto Halolz.*
*Sees a Smosh video.*
Me: Well, maybe there will be something good tomorrow.
Well played
Red turn around there is a mew under that truck across the street!
also…
Shawn why u no give me credit?
Wouldn't they eventually run out of PP and resort to struggling?
tl;dr, felt the aura of awesome from it, and +1'ed it still.
Aw come on Jimmy, it's not that hard. You just have to time it.
*Walk around the trainer with timing*
See? it wasn't so ba…
*See next trainer with his back up against the wall*
……….Aw crap. How can this get any worst?
*Look behind me to see…*
<img src="http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/058/801/original/Gary_Oak_troll_face.jpg?1278950824">
I think McBane can handle him >:)
Metro-sexual Hipster wants to battle you.
Trainer tried to run away
Trainer could not escape
Metro used gay talk.
Trainer tried to run away
Trainer could not escape
Metro used the sad truth. It's super effective!
Trainer used disgruntled agreement. Fag's happiness went up.
Metro used more gay talk.
@3:15 gangsta pikachu is gangsta http://www.deviantart.com/download/188849644/gang…
dam it, whats the trick to the show pics?
Ohhhh reverse psychology.
*slap in face*
WE DO NOT USE LOGIC IN A GODDAMN SMOSH VIDEO!
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/351/8/4/mario_bros_haters_gonna_hate_by_mattmcmanis-d352c8d.gif">
Coodoo: -12
Sisseltheundeadcat: +12
<img src="http://gbatemp.net/pix/183895/TrollFace.png">
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_blDPCML4OP4/SGmR6nwCbuI/AAAAAAAAA_0/KreMLtlKQzI/s400/Clue-MovieShot11.jpg"/> I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, IIIIII DIDNT DO IT!!!
Admit it. We've all done that last part.
"Well that was a long grueling cave, I sure hope there's a pokemon center after—"
*Bridge full of trainers waiting*
"FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Well, at least you tried. But as we all know: effort is hazardous to your health.
Heck, you even get free sushi out of it if your Pokemon know cut or slash.
Not so easy now is it? TROLOLOLOLOL
He really stayed true to his role.
Dear Youtube
There appears to be an incomprehensible "Like" option available for this video.
please fix it now.
its better than splash
Trainer pwned Metro-sexual hipster
Trainer earned 20 PokE-dollars
Metro-sexual hipster continues to wait for 5 more weeks
who makes that guy's outfits anyway?
I may be lame for saying this but I really laughed when the fake old guy came up and said" Well do ya wanna get past him, then ya gotta fight him you stupid jack***, stupid kids and their not knowing anything about pokemon. I do miss the older pokemon games all the time. I agree with the old guy. lol
Heck if you have a fire type you can even cook you're dinner!!!
or get an ice time and save it for later!
1….2….3…… POOF
PILE OF ASH forgot SMOKESCREEN
and
PILE OF ASH learned EMBER
then give me my 20 PokeDollars because one of them had a Zubat
he waited for 5 weeks? That explains what happend to his gyarados
I like to think that i've earned this trollface