Is it me or are these virtual items getting a TAD ridiculous? This saddens me, it really does.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2011 · 6:19 AM
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I mean another difference is only half of the bear in the tf2 case
Guess TF2 players can't BEAR to buy a real life bear.
Sad attempt 1, Still countin.
Digital Bear = $17.50.
Actual Bear = Terrifying as fuck.
Also, love the title. "A Combearison…"
For these horrible sins against humanity, I will destroy you with my own bear hands.
*switches camera to Gabe's Scrooge Mc. Duck gold tower where he's swimming in an ocean of gold coins*
What's worse, that bear is almost as expensive as the game itself. I don't mind digital items for purchase but most places charge way too much for everything.
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Why?
This is bear-y funny
Paw-lus one to you
*gets cracked in half*
Digital Sentry Gun: 130 metal
Actual Sentry Gun: Doesn't exist.
I think that makes up for it.
I find these puns to be un-bear-able.
How emBEARrrassing for them.
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Maybe that's why i don't get any hats…
I bought the Orange-Box for 10 bucks and never spend a Cent at this Mann Co. Store
maybe I just need to throw a little more cash into Valve's throat?
I miss the TF2 that I bought. So much.
i cna't bear this false market anymore. need a pure vanilla server
I can BEAR-LY contain myself from laughing
*suddenly burst into flames*
<img src="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/8/8f/RED_Warrior%27s_Spirit.png">
"Stout Shako for 1 Teddy Bear!"
That's what happened when Im playing TF2 just now..
I think most people do.
But the digital one has goggles.
Bitches love goggles.
You know things have gone too far when virtual goods cost more than their physical counterparts.
Gabe seems to like the color GREED a bit much.
Valve, I am dissapoint.
But if our precious Gaben chokes on the money, who will come up with more efficient ways of scamming the public?
Oh, right… Blizzard
I don't want a clone of Gabe. I don't make enough money to feed something like that.
Thank goodness I am property of Ninty and Co.
And 1 teddy bear for two refined!
Thank goodness they haven't found a way to gang-bang the public yet.
Well, the Second Amendment allows it.
Or maybe Gabe will finally be able to buy the moon, to reenact that part in Majora's Mask like he always wanted.
Teddypan?
Gabe Newell rejects your reality, and substitutes it (-25% HP) with the one he owns. Which happens to include his savings account.
That would either bring about the end of modern economics, or it would be the greatest thing ever.
The best we can hope for is that it'll do both.
Remember the day when TF2 was just a shooter?
I don't.
*le sigh*
He'll eat the puppy, wich should hold him off for about 2 minutes. You then need to run down to the store and buy Gaben chow. It comes with a free hat
The 300 lb bag of chow should occupy him for about 1 hour. While he's eating, you need to repeatedley stab him until you get to his heart, which should take about 45 minutes. Don't let him taste human flesh. Upon death, he will transform into Half life 3 episode 1 and episode 2. Then we will wate another century for Half life 4.
He'll buy the moon so he can eat it. Once he does, He will get very severe kidney stones.
I thought that was the right to arm bears?
Why America…
Why?
that too.
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Bear in mind, there's a pawsibility that making you happy is not Valve's only goal. Just bear with them.
You CRACK me up little buddy *explodes*
This has nothing to do with reality and digital, it's just team competion, See how the cheaper bear is BLU team whilst the more expensive bear is RED team.
Oh no, bear puns! Where's Teddie?
I think bear arms work just as well.
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Digital molecules have more love per surface area than physical molecules.
Teddie: You're stealing my jokes! This is un-bear-able!
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In their defense, they did give out the $100 Valve Complete Pack to the people that got all the golden potatoes…. I still think Valve is the best developer out there.
SHUT UP no one likes you Teddie, I wanted to punch you within 5 seconds of meeting you.
Money.
On another note, I'll take 5.
"Wait. What do you mean it isn't made of cheese?"
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great, now we'll never see episode 3, I hope your happy
why yes, I concur. *sips tea*
It is a necessity though. Possibly a bare one. Barely.
He would eat it it even if it was made of lava.
You should've added "I'm going BEAR-ZERK!"
But here's the trick: only one of them is bullet proof!
Engie bear can outsmart boollet?
But he did release Left 4 Dead, did he not?
It's unBEARable…
BearoPan.
ZE GOGGLES! They apparently cost around five dollars.
Or he'll fall deathly ill of moon poison like Cave Johnson.
Then they must have gotten better. Last I heard they did nothing.
Because we AmeriCAN!
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I just show myself out.
You won my internet for the LFGcomic reference.
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF MY MONEY FOR THAT.