Get with the times old man, no one cares about hats anymore! Well unless they’re on robots…
By Alex Di Stasi [Corpse Run Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2011 · 1:16 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Fashion Faux Pas, Hipsters, Off Duty, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (75 Comments) |
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I'm sure somewhere, Gordon Freeman has a palm full of face right now.
Can't say I blame the poor guy for being trendy…
you may be hatless, but my stock of hats are the hats that will pierce the heavens!
This is the part where I get confused, check the TF2 blog, read about the hatless update, and get surprised.
…Oh hey! Look at that! It's an update without hats! I am so surprised now that I have checked the TF2 blog page.
Upon realizing that his most valuable possession had been stolen, the famous Cat in the Hat became highly distressed, his worries growing daily and interfering more with his daily activities. The stress and concern took a toll on his psyche -- his generally eccentric and carefree attitude turned cold and hostile. He visited several clinicians to receive various forms of treatment, including that of a Dr. Seuss, known famously for helping a rather large patient with schizophrenia cope with hearing voices from specific fauna. However, all forms of therapy only subdued the symptoms. He deviated from the "One pill, two pill, red pill, blue pill" prescription until he became independent of therapy altogether.
After nearly a month of isolation, he began a chaotic march down suburban streets. As he juggled chainsaws, fishbowls, and petrified children, eyewitnesses could hear him shout nonsensical sentences such as "I am Sam, Sam I am." Local Who-Police were able to neutralize him before any casualties occurred.
I have dispensers that call for themselves. You wouldn't get it.
Scout is… Damned sexy…?
Oh what? You think wearing glasses without needing them is cool? How about I take this high powered laser and burn your fucking eyes until you actually need them you lucky unoriginal little bastard. /rant
One Hat.
Two Hat.
RED Hat.
BLU Hat.
Hats are
out of
fashion,
you twat.
As you were any better. boyo.
<img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/bulletsmainstream.jpg">
*Adjusts eyepatch*
Jeez, Soldier, get with the times. What next? You gonna show off your Goddamned medal?
Green Eggs and Ham sandwhich anyone?
Pffffft. I was into horn-rimmed glasses before they were mainstream.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
Sandwich*
Cat In the Hat Abridged version:
Cat: "Hey kids I'm here to fuck up your house!"
Fish: "oh hell no!"
<later after things (1 and 2) happen>
Kids: "Get out wanker!"
Kids: "Mums coming home, fuck!"
Cat: "Look! I just fixed up all your shit!"
The End
Needs more rhyming….
HEAVY HAMMER!!
SANDVICH!!!
Frakin' hipster…
GRAMMAR HOMEWRECKER!
Sandvich*
EGAD! I converted it into regular English when I should have converted it into TF2 English. This is my second Grammar Hammer faux pas. Perhaps I should lay the hammer down so that I may never again misuse the fabled weapon of mass correction.
Oh, and something about hipsters and Team Fortress 2.
Now every scout is going to have them. They'll all be running around trying to convince each other that they were the original hipster scout…
Next thing you know, it will be more hip to have hats or something!
Oh look, Scout is a hipster. Another reason for me to kick him in the fucking face.
Also, being an annoying troll with FaN isn't mainstream? AS IF.
Uuuurrrrrumeeeerrrrrrgghhhhkurrrmmmmm No, No
I was hipster before it became mainstream, now i'm n- * ILLOGICALITY EXPLOSION*
TF2 hatless? Just as likely as Gabe Newell being fatless.
I instantly regret this.
So am I the only one that's wondering why Scouts' fingers are so long?
Hey I got one of those hats.
I painted it green and called it "Green crits and spam" :3
Nobody's ever dared to drink my mad milk cause it's so underground.
Actually I think there's files in the TF2 folders for hatless soldier aswell, but never released.
Scout: I have three fingers, you wouldn't get it
some url: mal virus is on halolz. ;/
inb4 Half-Life3-Getting-Delayed joke
How come I have TF2 for almost 2 years now and besides the special-action hats I got none at all?
Is that now good or bad?
So a thief, a barbarian, and a priest walk into a library…
Relevant, as the barbarian is a hipster
Moral of the story, cats SUCK.
That guy looks like he should be drinking percolated coffee from a tin can. And if you don't understand my logic, he looks kind of like a hobo with that hat.
It's all a matter of which hammer you use. THIS is mine. http://tinyurl.com/3l63fjf
My glasses should be coming in any day now.
Totally gonna do something like this with them.
Somewhat pertains to the topic on hand.
rel="nofollow">"I have three fingers, isn't that fascinating?"
Hipsters. Glasses. Manly Guys doing Manly Things. Sure, it'll work.
ONLY. THREE. FINGERS.
ITS SLENDERMAN'S BOSTONIAN COUSIN
Because having a feasible anatomy of the manus region and possession of the digitus mínimus mánus is like so mainstream
GUH
The Demoman is a black Scottish cyclops. If he were any more underground, he'd be coming out the other end of the Earth.
and this is mine
<img src="http://sidor3.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/biscuit1.jpg">
yes, I know you guys hate scrolling, but I recently discovered the HTML tags, and meaning is sometimes lost with resizing
The sniper's even more hip.
He's so underground, he's in Australia.
Of course, the day you hear him say anything about it is the day that he becomes a little less awesome.
Poor Dr. Freeman, he can't say a thing about it.
Whoa… hipster barbarians… I think that just blew my mind.
I must play one.
MY ALMIGHTY HAMMER!!!
<img src="http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/images/products/out/medium/DMC10273.jpg" WIDTH="500" HEIGHT="500">
Thumbs up for giant hammer. Does the King of the Cosmos wield that?
If you hear of it, it's already too mainstream for me.
It's bad. Don't mind the hipsters; they think being POOR AND IRISH is underground.
DAMN!!!
ive been workin so hard to get my hats and now there pointless?!
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/swiper.jpg?t=1303322168">
aww man!
meh okay.
sometimes the hat is green though.
i should know cause i got one. and i own a house.
of course his daily diet of rotten eggs and ham didn't help either
Im a Panda…since when do i care about spelling :p
I've never heard of intercourse with eyes, it sounds quite painful
and this is mine <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091002065521/monsterhunter/images/thumb/c/c5/Gunhammer.png/183px-Gunhammer.png">
"You kids today don't know how to accesorize!" -HF2 Soldier
Since you got that monacle and became a doctor.
oh, these are mine as well
It's the Biscuit Hammer from Hoshi no Samidare; see link. http://somemangas.com/manga/Wakusei_no_Samidare/1…
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