Heavy Weapons Guy is a welcome member in any MMORPG battle party! Even Vindictus!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 19, 2011 · 5:53 PM 
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75 Responses to “[VIDEO] Vindictus – Meet the Heavy”

  1. Alpar on April 19th, 2011 5:57 pm

    Oh, not too late for this one!


  2. Lordshadow on April 19th, 2011 6:02 pm

    Um…. Uh…. Vind…Hat..us… On motor cycles….

    Yeah, I got nothin'.

  3. WeegeeDoll on April 19th, 2011 6:09 pm

    I want to play this RIGHT NOW

    Why didn't Valve offer this as a promotional skin or something? Didn't they help make it or something?

  4. SS4FireFox on April 19th, 2011 6:11 pm


  5. C__F on April 19th, 2011 6:13 pm

    Freakin' Prestige Classes; how do they work?

  6. Sid_Diddly on April 19th, 2011 6:13 pm

    Heavy is awful calm about Sasha being under the sea given how violently he reacted to a fingerprint on her barrel.

  7. Mentlegen on April 19th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Your lance has a lot of range but deals only BABY medieval damage.

    Sasha has less range, but it's faster and does real SOVIET DAMAGE!

  8. SS4FireFox on April 19th, 2011 6:16 pm

    Gesnetic Emerald Heavy Gunsmash?

  9. smashpro1 on April 19th, 2011 6:18 pm

    Damn, Heavy got some sweet wrestling moves!

  10. VigilanteSpider on April 19th, 2011 6:20 pm

    Heavy: such a badass that he will dispatch his foes with wrestling moves while carrying a MINIGUN.

    Also: Russian wrestling is always number one!

  11. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 19th, 2011 6:21 pm

    If this video taught me anything, it's that Heavy would make a great Street Fighter character and that only jiggle-boobed scythe chicks are allowed to "touch his gun".

  12. Oddwan on April 19th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Huh, guess he was out of bullets…
    Where's a freaking dispenser when you need one?!

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 19th, 2011 6:23 pm

    You know who also got her barrel touched?
    <img src="http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19300000/Muscle-Man-and-High-Five-Ghost-regular-show-19382912-300-168.jpg&quot; alt="some_text">

  14. fmarulz on April 19th, 2011 6:40 pm

    heavy throwing Sasha?!?! that is impossible, it must be a sp-

  15. nemb94 on April 19th, 2011 6:48 pm

    this is just like those candlejack comments nobody finish tho

  16. Caelun_Niveus on April 19th, 2011 7:03 pm
  17. Leo E. on April 19th, 2011 7:17 pm

    I see your Distortion Drive and I raise you rel="nofollow">Lambda Motherfucking 11.

  18. Zyquux on April 19th, 2011 7:23 pm

    Try this:

  19. Caelun_Niveus on April 19th, 2011 7:25 pm

    Your fanboying her this hard and have yet to change your avatar?

    Also, you are now imaging Mima in the Nu/Lambada armor

  20. Caelun_Niveus on April 19th, 2011 7:25 pm

    Medieval mode, sorry.

  21. nemb94 on April 19th, 2011 7:27 pm


  22. RemielChibus on April 19th, 2011 7:27 pm

    It costs $400000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds…

    It costs even more to throw it in an ocean and make Red replace my gun.

  23. VigilanteSpider on April 19th, 2011 7:30 pm

    Wait, if it was Medieval mode he wouldn't have had the minigun to begin with.

  24. VigilanteSpider on April 19th, 2011 7:31 pm

    Grammar Hammer!

    *You're fanboying

    Also… you monster. Yes I am.

  25. SS4FireFox on April 19th, 2011 7:34 pm

    I see Your Lambda Motherfucking 11, and Raise you Gary Mother Fucking Oak

  26. Sid_Diddly on April 19th, 2011 7:37 pm


  27. MoG on April 19th, 2011 7:58 pm

    I want a Heavy League of Legends skin now…

  28. Barry Allen on April 19th, 2011 8:06 pm

    Yes, indeed.


  29. Vabolo on April 19th, 2011 8:23 pm



    French, fourreur de mères, do you speak it?

  30. Vabolo on April 19th, 2011 8:25 pm


  31. Vabolo on April 19th, 2011 8:27 pm

    I will also add: "You are now imagining Mima in the Nu/Lambada armor"

  32. Pringer X on April 19th, 2011 8:28 pm

    He modded the server.

    In real time, from the school computer room.

    Or was that Yuki who did that?

  33. Pioneer1 on April 19th, 2011 8:34 pm


    in other news, I HATE TABUU!

  34. Grammar Berzerker on April 19th, 2011 8:34 pm

    So…this game is free, you say?

  35. Leo E. on April 19th, 2011 8:36 pm

    I've mentioned her once or twice around the forums, and have been using her as an avatar there for a little while. I don't think that qualifies as fanboying.

  36. Zyquux on April 19th, 2011 8:43 pm

    But for who….?
    Lee Sin?

    I know! CHO'GATH.

  37. MoG on April 19th, 2011 8:45 pm

    Om nom nom nom… Delicious!

  38. VigilanteSpider on April 19th, 2011 9:01 pm

    Incidentally, if you want that particular stylized e (é), hold alt and press 1,3, and 0. http://media.photobucket.com/image/i%252527m%20he

  39. Ataeru on April 19th, 2011 9:10 pm

    "jiggle-boobed scythe chicks"
    That was a succubus, absorbing his soul through intercourse.

    Paulrus, I'm surprised you did not know this.

  40. Ataeru on April 19th, 2011 9:15 pm

    Nexon Stokes now rose by 400,000% for 12 seconds.
    ok ok, ill get off the stage.

  41. Mentlegen on April 19th, 2011 9:20 pm

    I think he meant "Lambda" instead of "Lambada" too.

    Unless Lambada is acceptable/it's the actual name in the game.

  42. VigilanteSpider on April 19th, 2011 9:46 pm

    At least you could say Heavy…
    went out with a bang.

  43. Th3l4st0ne on April 19th, 2011 10:07 pm

    *open closet and find nemb94 tied up*
    Goddammit, I told him to keep his guys out of my house.

  44. Nick Soapdish on April 19th, 2011 10:14 pm
  45. EphEphEcksIII on April 19th, 2011 10:15 pm

    Heavy feigned death at 0:40

  46. TCC on April 19th, 2011 10:16 pm

    POW! Haha!

  47. Caelun_Niveus on April 19th, 2011 10:18 pm
  48. Fawful on April 19th, 2011 10:19 pm

    It costs $400,000 to make an awesome video….for 1 minute and 25 seconds

  49. Th3l4st0ne on April 19th, 2011 10:26 pm

    Also, while on a roll:
    <img src="http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/107/510/original/0b72981d-0eaf-4e1e-b992-d7b3e4056af9.jpg?1300640709"&gt;

    Anyway, better love Candlejack than Beib

  50. Vabolo on April 19th, 2011 11:00 pm

    Honestly, I don't know who Lambda is.

    *Le gasp of shock*

    I…I'll go away now.

  51. Vabolo on April 19th, 2011 11:01 pm

    And your assets.

  52. CriticalQuit on April 19th, 2011 11:14 pm

    If the Heavy could move like that in TF2, he'd be overpowered as hell.

    All those cowards would be running home to mama. Until they got murdered.

  53. VigilanteSpider on April 19th, 2011 11:25 pm
  54. fmarulz on April 20th, 2011 12:44 am

    back in the old times of halolz, where captain obvious was always first, nick would give us tickets to hell and dai and badonk where some of the few people that had 100 e-peen,
    people would make a chain of at least 50 comments from this kind of comment and it would go out of the page…..
    I miss the good old days….
    I have been here too long hoping to achieve 69 e-peen but it seems that an old man like me can never get his dreams to become true.

  55. Alpar on April 20th, 2011 6:31 am



  56. Squikker2001 on April 20th, 2011 8:27 am

    NO! It must be for GRAGAS

  57. GeneroMeleri on April 20th, 2011 9:00 am

    You're supposed to euthanize your companion cube, not use it as a club against a towering wolf beast that'll eat your head off! It just wants to make you happy!

    Nerve of some people….

  58. Queen of Souls (DT) on April 20th, 2011 12:31 pm

    Oh my.

    It seems that Russia has managed to put the essence of Zangief into the other greatest fighter that they have produced.

    They've perfected the Heavy Zangief

  59. Zyquux on April 20th, 2011 1:20 pm

    But Heavy doesn't drink….he only NOMS.

  60. Zyquux on April 20th, 2011 1:21 pm

    Hey, I was just helping him think of a joke, not starting the meme-chain.

    I can haz volcano bakemeat naow?

  61. Herman Groenenboom on April 20th, 2011 1:53 pm

    It costs four hundred thousand dollars to smash this weapon in your face for twelve seconds…

  62. dope92 on April 20th, 2011 1:54 pm

    even though id be a drone after that.

    i would make it last. by taking control.

  63. HughbertEsq on April 20th, 2011 2:51 pm

    Now how about a Demoman skin?

  64. Xenrek on April 20th, 2011 2:55 pm

    i… i dont remember that chck that did the sexually suggestiv things. did i miss a big udate before i forgot that i installed the game?

  65. seanhl on April 20th, 2011 3:43 pm
  66. seanhl on April 20th, 2011 3:56 pm

    OH GOD, not the endless loops AGAIN!!!! Quick change it before someone comments, otherwise it can't be fixed and a tear will open in space/time <img src="http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=hidden_trollface1.png"&gt;

  67. seanhl on April 20th, 2011 4:01 pm

    promptly afterwards, Sasha broke up with him

  68. seanhl on April 20th, 2011 4:03 pm

    *look at my own e-peen*
    *looks at the amount of time I've been commenting* <img src="http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=hidden_trollface1.png"&gt;

  69. seanhl on April 20th, 2011 4:06 pm

    Okay, you heard the old man, everyone thumb him up, he needs to monocle out his avatar post-haste

  70. Zyquux on April 20th, 2011 7:40 pm


  71. MattK974 on April 21st, 2011 5:59 am

    Who's that chick at 0:40 ?

  72. SonicsmyName on April 21st, 2011 3:39 pm

    Welcome to Halolz! I coulda been writing a funny introduction message telling you all about us, such as Zyquux beeing a troll for constantly linking to TvTropes, or Grammar Berzerker being THE grammar berserker, but I'm too lazy.

  73. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 22nd, 2011 1:30 am

    I know what a succubus is.
    I just did not know that the haphazard collection of BDSM, goth garb, and fanservice was supposed to be a succubus.

    And when the fuck did succubi ever carry scythes?

  74. xytiso on April 26th, 2011 9:58 am

    Heavy Karok… Oh man genius. Too bad I'm still waiting for Succubus to hit NA.

  75. Cactuar213 on April 26th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Well there was the April Fool's event….

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