Mama mia! That’s how I want to commute to work!
Now updated with Delfino Plaza music to make it 300% more awesome!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2011 · 9:56 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
A hundred times WANT.
If everyone were to use a Jetpack F.L.U.D.D to commute, we'd better start packing our bags and begin building Rapture.
Now how in the World did they get their hands on F.L.U.D.D. and why aren't they using it to clean up the world?
Also, where was it during the Gulf Coast oil disaster?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
sorry idk how to post picture
Jetpack? Meet Wetpack.
SHUT UP AND TAKE M…
Wait, what do you mean it's not for sale? :(
I wanna see someone cross the ocean with one of these things.
or move to venice maybe….
It is. They just don't say the price.
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Oh wow a new DLC for Vice City Stories.
eeew, that sounds dirty
Wetsack sounds dirtier though.
I gotta say that is pretty cool man
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$99500 if you click on the order form it tells you how much
if i could get one…
those somalian pirates would be fucked…
lets see them hit a jetpack equipped artillery man!
Wait, so now this means it's possible to live in a world where bigger watermelons are all the more fragile, dinosaurs have come back to barf cleaning liquids, and gigantic birds made of sand exist to mock your very being?
What has our world fallen to!?
SO. JELLY.
"Huh, you'd think all these people with cameras had never seen such fantastic shorts before…"
*Yoshi spits juice lol. Not cleaning liquid.
Now we just need to make a vacuum that sucks up ghosts.
Because the Gulf Coast disaster wasn't caused by evil baby turtle king tagging everything with graffiti and kidnapping princesses. Duh.
Use it on a duck and you'll get wetquack.
-notices the large hose attached to the back of the wetpack-
WHY THE HELL DIDN"T MARIO THINK OF THAT????
inb4over9000
With that baby, I can go back to Korea whenever I can!
I really want it now…
We'd also need canals everywhere, seeing as that thing tows a small boat :/
One word: Sploosh
- thank you Pam of Archer
that is plain awesome.
I've heard of the water-based jet pack before, in a Popular Science magazine once.
Practicality: 0.5/10
Amazingness: 195.55/10
It cleans that weird orange lava thing in the pipes, so case closed >:I
Please note that I am eating a wet tic tacC-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
…or was it?
Spoilers: Bowser is the head of BP
Also, surprisingly, spraying water at oil floating on top of water doesn't really do much.
Mario could make it work, he did it in Sunshine.
To bad it doesn't transform into a rocket, a water gun, or high speed ground transporation.
Please Ignore the Man above as i can neither confirm nor denia that bowser exisits therfore he is not the leader of our wonderful organisation which is currently partenered with appature science and black mesa
where would mario put the pump for the tube
that's some pretty intense graphics upgrade for a DLC…
I think you forgot a few letters…
… said soaked Alpar.
Wow… that must be a ridiculously long hose….
Let's see, a brand new car for $20,000, or a water jetpack for 5x that much.
DEF WATER JETPACK!
gary oak could do it
only 100 times?
9001 GRAMMAR JACKHAMMER STRIKES!
Please ignore the man above as I can neither confirm nor deny that Bowser exists. Therefore, he is not the leader of our wonderful organisation which is currently partnered with Aperture Science and Black Mesa.*
This reminds me of the obsession with "moist" that the Pokemon4Life chat had. If anyone was there, you know what I'm talking about.
Zyquux, I hate to do this to you as you have been so proficient with the Grammar Hammer but…
GRAMMAR HAMMER
organization*
Impressive, but the Rocket and Turbo nozzles would be even better
Any logical man would agree with that
It'd suck to go to high though.
Must… Try… This!
I know something I'm adding to my bucket list.
Doesn't Peach have a lot of storage capacity?
Moist of us here weren't.
Pun intended?
Also, here's a fun lesson for you grammar-impaired netizens:
To: can be used in instances such as "I need to defecate, but there are no toilets in sight", "I don't want to be caught, but that Mercedes-Benz is inviting as Hell" and "I'm going to the police station".
Two: 2, dumbshits.
Too: can be used both as an indicator of excess ("I think you had a drink too many") or of emphasis ("I think you have something in excess too. BEING A JERK. Put another one on my tab, Sam!").
Remeber kids, proper spelling and punctuation is the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
If only the music in the video were that of Delfino Plaza.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British…
GRAMMAR HAMMER REVOKED!
Simple, target moving at around 10mph so can be easily picked off by any guy with an AK, incapable of carrying much heavy weapons because of, well, weight and not very conspicuous due to the boat supplying all the "fuel" being less than 5 meters away.
So yeah not the best choice for maritime warfare.
Vegas dub, AWAY!
Hear, hear!
Oh how naïve… Weegee doesn't need stairs! =D
Sweet dreams! ^_^
*turns off the lights*
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Achievement Unlocked: Advice, hold the meme.
Post some actual advice instead of a Courage Kratos.
+1 Granted
Screw hydrogen powered cars, I want my hydropack!
are you referring to this?
sorry for the loss of your next day
I don't think this is what she meant.
it aint the water that is splooshing…
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For some reason, when I watch this, I can't help but think of the Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius theme song playing through my mind. Minus the "Super-powered mind" part, because a Mario with a super-powered mind would just be silly, would it not?
Trope Trolling: You're doing it wrong. You never apologize for it.
You know that's right. Weegee uses the Gunboats.
TECHNICAL OBJECTION!
Both of you are correct. I was intending to correct him in terms of American English, but am thankfully covered by the good ol' British English.
*Returns Grammar Hammer to BTSnoogans and pays Vabolo his attorney fees*
Weegee? A Soldier?
Well, the helmet/hats do cover his eyes to keep him from being OP…
Oh, I SEA what you did there.
Oh God, Phantamanta CAN exist.
*shudder*
Either way, my Grammar Hammer use was not completely valid. I shan't question you again.
Now we just need to figure out space travel by only using spinning and using stars to get from one planet to another
ROW ROW
…FIGHT THE POWAH
That can be arranged. :O
for giving me this learning. +1 two you good sir
-Puts on boxing-gloves- Alright, where's this "powah" you speak of, dear sir?
Yours is the hose that will….spray……the heavens……. Ok that doesn't work….
Yours is the water powered jetpack thing that will lift you…up? Nah, that don't work either. Damn.
Looks like the police were there to ask him……..
*shades*
….water he was doing!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god horrible puns…
Yeah, but to be fair, two of those things can end horribly. the rocket? what comes up, must comes down unless you're on the moon. That mode where it harnesses a bit of Captain Falcons speed? make sure that you're as indestructible as Francis, or have a good reaction time.
Can't I just go on Halolz, see submissions and read comments without SEA-ing a pun of sorts? Wait a minute…..
Mario games have secretly been funding the research of theoretical technologies for years, with Super Mario Sunshine being the first to come to fruition. Just wait until the work is complete on the giant head spaceships.
I don't know, doesn't seem like a practical idea…
your still a little WET behind the ears to dodge an OCEAN of puns and not act like MOIST of us and join in, waitaminute DAMN IT
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Ah this take me back to my first ever achievement, "ewww sticky" in ODST. Why yes I laughed my ass off, why do you ask?
OBJECTION!!!
Looks more like undulating pineapple M's to me. Also, Yoshi needs fruit to swallow & spit up. Doesn't need Windex, Pinesol, or Lysol. LOL
Alright, now WAVE to the nice men in white coats.
Let the Gamers hit the mute
Let the Gamers hit the mute
Let the Gamers hit the…
MMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
…
Okay not anymore
Relevent:
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after all I Want my Jetpack
I don't know if it's just me, but I may be a very valuable asset to this word for my skill. That skill is that whenever confronted by this site I can usually manage to break free within 20 minutes.
It doesn't matter if it's "practical", if matters if it would be cool. Which, it would.
……..ironic.
Now if someone came along with a red shirt, gloves, blue overalls, a red cap and a mustache (super-glued on) came along to try that cool contraption out, my life would be complete…well almost until half life 2: episode 3 comes out, THEN it would be complete.
Yours is the hose that will cleanse the heavens!
awww…
but i wanted to save the world…
while everyone else used them to get to work faster. i mean really? u need a water jetpack to go 20 feet? walk dammit!!
It raises you up, so you can stand on mountains.
It raises you up, to walk on stormy seas.
…oh hey Red will comment soon. Hey Red!
Alanis Morissette is spinning in her grave!
[...I hope you knew I was sarcastic.]
Stll a nice average of just over 100 out of ten.
inb4wanttoplaySuperMarioSunshineagain
Who says the fruits don't turn into cleaning liquids in his digestive tracks?
you deserve to be punished.
"You got the touch! You got the po-WAH!"
Dem loopholes, yo.
These puns are having a SPLASH-effect on the rest of us too.
HYPOCRISY HYPOCRISY, EVERYONE LOVES HYPOCRISY!
No lemons, no disinfecting. Case closed.
You forgot to say Final Destination.
inb4metoo
All of you who think puns are awful, this is your… PUNishment.
Remember kids, it's spelled remember.
We'll need to give it a catchy name too… Blohst 900? No…. Sucktre 600? Too kinky… There's gotta be something.
DAMN YOU PHOTOBUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!
(edit: never-mind, my computer was just being a pain)
:D
Fucking keyboard jams…
I don't deserve to be PUNished. You know who deserves to be punished? Trolls.
I still think it would go better with Guile's theme…
We must research this resistance, and use it to save those poor souls whom lack such an immunity!
*Puts on a ruber glove in a very loud and ominous way*
If we put Guile's theme on everything, it would take away from its magnificence.
…
No, never mind, it's magnificence cannot possibly be diminished, it can only be enhanced.
Optimus, what are you-
BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
nope.avi
… I am strong when you are on my shoulders… well, you'd have to have some muscle if you wanted to walk with that rig, unless your either Cloud or anyone in the monster hunter series
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TOO BAD. CAN'T AFFORD.
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Too busy getting high on mushrooms.
inb4where'sweegee.