Excursion Funnels
Excursion Funnel – Click here to zoom!

Pneumatic Diversity Vent
Pneumatic Diversity Vent – Click here to zoom!

Aperture Science appreciates your willingness to take part in our highly rigorous testing procedures! Be assured, any and all sacrifices you will make during this testing phase will aid the progress of science. Of course failure to comply with Aperture testing protocols may result in sudden onset of sleep, nasuea or sudden cases of death.
Source of these blueprints are unknown, possibly official wallpapers?

Thermal Discouragement Beam
Thermal Discouragement Beam – Click here to zoom!

Thermal Discouragement Beam
Repulsion Gel – Click here to zoom!

Aerial Faith Plate
Aerial Faith Plate – Click here to zoom!

Propulsion Gel
Propulsion Gel – Click here to zoom!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 15, 2011 · 6:17 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (90 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Bad Ideas, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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  1. Redzeroine on April 15th, 2011 6:22 am

    Needs more Companion Cube

  2. Alpar on April 15th, 2011 6:33 am

    All this Aperture Science is making me wonder when Black Mesa will quit sitting around and give us Episode 3.

    ….or maybe that's just what their plan was all along.. hm…

  3. Marzen on April 15th, 2011 6:55 am

    We here at the Aperture Science Testing Center would like to remind you that the Excursion Funnel cannot speak. If in the unlikely instance where the Excursion Funnel does speak, we suggest you ignore its advice.

  4. VyseRogueKing on April 15th, 2011 7:09 am

    If we somehow survive the liquid asbestos tunnel will there be cake?

  5. sasuketoo on April 15th, 2011 7:16 am

    Propulsion gel? "Wheeeeeee~" *fizzles out*

  6. XSV225 on April 15th, 2011 7:20 am

    i could use one of them aerial faith plates when the in-laws are over…

  7. SHODAK on April 15th, 2011 8:04 am

    The Enrichment Centre is required to remind you that you will be propelled, and then there will be wallpapers.

  8. spplmj on April 15th, 2011 8:29 am

    All that i can think of when i see those little Valve stick/paper guys is this…

    <img src="http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/f/f7/Portal_paper_mario1.png/228px-Portal_paper_mario1.png&quot; alt="" width="228" height="228" />

    What could be more epic then a Paper Mario/ Portal crossover?

  9. Darth_Destro on April 15th, 2011 8:48 am

    Repulsion Gel?
    Propulsion Gel?

    I…..I'm pretty sure I don't want the Cake anymore.

  10. JediaKyrol on April 15th, 2011 9:41 am

    These are from the Portal ARG, and have been on the ARG wiki for months…don't know why it's taken so long to get up here though.

  11. invadingduck on April 15th, 2011 9:54 am

    New background.

    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

  12. Jade Catima on April 15th, 2011 10:17 am

    I got yer source right here.

  13. RemielChibus on April 15th, 2011 10:41 am

    The Aperture "Projectile Diet": calorie-reduction plan supplemented with our gel products, participants may only consume what does not fling itself from a bodily orifice, natural or newly created.

  14. SentryGunner on April 15th, 2011 11:20 am

    -thinks- What would happen if I was to mix the Propulsion and Repulsion gel?

  15. spplmj on April 15th, 2011 11:45 am
  16. Darth_Destro on April 15th, 2011 11:54 am

    Anyone else saw the timer Valve put up at http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh

  17. Deep Thought on April 15th, 2011 12:11 pm

    *Meanwhile, at Aperture Science*
    *Spit take*
    Another blueprint leak!?!
    *Goes onto PA*
    Let it be known that here at Aperture Science, that we are working on a number of other projects as well, including, but not limited to, sentry shower curtains, portal shower curtains, shower curtains with artificial intelligence, and other integrations of our shower curtain technologies. The blueprints are located right on the inside wall of our unnecessary waste mass incinerators. A friendly reminder to all Aperture Science employees, that Aperture Science is no longer responsible for the safety of employees who attempt to ruin the advantage we have over Black Mesa. Any employee who is caught distributing classified material to outside sources will be terminated and forced from the premises.

    Remember, here at Aperture Science, We Care for the Paying Customer, (More than at Black Mesa)

  18. Ichiinu on April 15th, 2011 12:33 pm

    Speaking of… http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

    Boil'em, mash'em stick'em in a stew, do whatever you want with them, just GET THEM!

    Edit: Actually, turns out you just need to have the game running to count as a "CPU" Right now everyone is focusing on the "Wonderful End of the World" so just have that running (you don't even need to be actively playing) in the background.

  19. Wetmang on April 15th, 2011 12:46 pm

    All these devices were found insufficient when the Aperture Science Crusher Plate was introduced. Now the only device necessary to every day living is the Aperture Science Crusher Plate. Any suggestion to the contrary will result in immediate testing of the Aperture Science Crusher Plate ON YOUR FACE!

  20. Tartaurus on April 15th, 2011 1:47 pm

    Are they even thinking with portals anymore?

  21. zeldafan8 on April 16th, 2011 12:55 pm

    Cures for mercury poisoning.

  22. ZeikHunter on April 16th, 2011 9:48 pm

    Hey, Shawn scanned that Game Informer I got last year! Cool beans.

  23. Deenreka on April 17th, 2011 12:24 am

    These were part of some magazine's (I think game informers) original story break on portal 2.

  24. mattbatcraz on May 29th, 2011 2:02 pm

    I'ts kind of sad that the Pneumatic Diversity Vent isn't used for the purpose that thay showed in the video for it, I't appears only a few times. 1) after the nurotoxin generateor imploded 1 sucks you in 2)befor battleing Wheatly 3) used at the end of the 1st set of test chambers ins Co-Op to shoot a Laser Redirectiton cube into the air to grab befor it falls back in the tube. Relly it's not used much atall. (sad, I was rly looking forword to it befor Portal 2 was released.)

  25. brent917 on June 9th, 2011 11:40 pm

    I don't use the Pneumatic Diversity Vent, I use THE MOON

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