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SLOWPOKE DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR (comic)

That’s a new way to crash your Pokemon game! Speaking of which, did you know the original Japanese games were so buggy you could beat the game in under eight minutes? I just learned this today.
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SLOWPOKE DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 14, 2011 · 1:47 PM 
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102 Responses to “SLOWPOKE DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR”

  1. El_bruno on April 14th, 2011 1:54 pm

    Don't be sure about that Shawn, I'm sure my copy didn't crash when I gave it to him

    Now that I think about it, where would that guy be……

    <img src="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-slowpoke.jpg"&gt;

  2. CriticalQuit on April 14th, 2011 2:08 pm

    What next? A Magikarp with Hyper Beam?

  3. bc524 on April 14th, 2011 2:09 pm

    [url

  • UndeadLex on April 14th, 2011 2:12 pm

    That Slowpoke was saying, "Yawn."
    There's your problem.

  • Redzeroine on April 14th, 2011 2:25 pm

    If a slowpoke is holding a quick claw, but forgets the movie "Amnesia", is it dividing zero by zero?

  • PaladinVance on April 14th, 2011 2:26 pm

    is that supposed to be a young Jessie Quick, or is there some rule 63 going on in that picture?

  • Totema on April 14th, 2011 2:30 pm

    Now, what happens when it holds a Slowpoketail?

  • bc524 on April 14th, 2011 2:31 pm

    well…um…you see…
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle…
    (i'm sorry, i don't know how to make links appear as a word.)

  • Haite on April 14th, 2011 2:33 pm

    Yeah, I always thought that slowpoke talk "slow…poke", not "yawn"!
    Obvious that he must had a missingo in his party.

  • Ataeru on April 14th, 2011 2:36 pm

    So? I can't sit back when this comic uses incorrect logic. I NEED to explain or I wont be satisfied. /geek

  • bc524 on April 14th, 2011 2:39 pm

    thanks!

  • C__F on April 14th, 2011 2:40 pm

    <img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6952379/Magikarp-used-Hyper-beam.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Magikarp&quot; img="">

    I warned you about Hyper Beam, bro.

  • C__F on April 14th, 2011 2:47 pm

    Pfft. Like I'd blow a million just to give a slowpoke another tail. I'd rather buy 3,333 lemonades and two Pokeballs. THAT'S smart shopping.

  • CriticalQuit on April 14th, 2011 2:59 pm

    No you didn't.

    SYSTEM ERROR: GAME LOST

  • Jimmy on April 14th, 2011 3:01 pm

    More like dividing by Zero^2

  • spaghettiweegee on April 14th, 2011 3:08 pm

    I TOLD YOU, GROWLITHE!

  • spaghettiweegee on April 14th, 2011 3:12 pm

    Woulda made more sense if it was a Mental Herb.

  • invadingduck on April 14th, 2011 3:23 pm

    The Monkey's Paw distorts all.

  • HughbertEsq on April 14th, 2011 3:47 pm

    So does the Platypusses… Platypi's…Platyp- *KABOOM* NOT AGAIN!

  • Dimomarg on April 14th, 2011 3:53 pm

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

  • Dimomarg on April 14th, 2011 3:54 pm

    MONKEY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Darth_Destro on April 14th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Any of these seems to be fine. Just relax.

  • DM - Gentrollman on April 14th, 2011 4:04 pm

    The Millennium Falcon could've beaten him. It made the Kessel Run in less than Twelve Parsecs *ERROR NOISE* in the most direct course *ERROR NOISE* twelve Standard Time Units GET OFF MY BACK LUCAS.

  • DM - Gentrollman on April 14th, 2011 4:12 pm

    I want to troll you, but damnit, I just can't bring myself to do so Ataeru. Anyone who knows that much about the mechanics of pokemon, and in particular, the mechanics of move speed and pokemon speed, has put themselves at a point where I cannot by being both geek-impressed and incapable of thinking a way to troll that fact.

    Why yes, I am capable of being both sincere and a jerk at the same time. Why do you ask?

  • TCC on April 14th, 2011 4:24 pm

    of coarse you're all still light-years away from facing Brock!

  • TCC on April 14th, 2011 4:27 pm

    wait a minute… *checks duke nukem box*

    …

    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  • TCC on April 14th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Platypod?

  • Jaser965 on April 14th, 2011 4:30 pm

    I'm sorry, but…
    rel="nofollow">You brought this upon yourself.

  • Dimomarg on April 14th, 2011 4:39 pm

    … you know what, paw? you're alr-
    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • TehVortex on April 14th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Not gonna lie. Unsure whether the use of the word redundant was intentionally ironic or whether to post this.

  • TehVortex on April 14th, 2011 4:48 pm

    Similar result, 'cept the screen says, 'You seriously bought that?'

  • Dash12345678 on April 14th, 2011 4:57 pm

    I like this submission solely because of the entertainingly confused comment responses it wrought.

  • SirNumel on April 14th, 2011 5:43 pm

    +1's to all of you for great justice!

  • SirNumel on April 14th, 2011 5:46 pm

    STACKOVERFLOW

  • demospyro on April 14th, 2011 5:52 pm

    That pyramid head is a pi!

    3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113

  • Solid_Snivy on April 14th, 2011 5:57 pm

    Damn trainers and their world destroying paradoxes. WHY do you think we hide those things, anyway?

  • smashpro1 on April 14th, 2011 6:01 pm

    Did somebody say "Hyper Beam"?: http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2010/09/27/2…

  • Deep Thought on April 14th, 2011 6:30 pm

    Yeah, well Kyle Katarn did it in ten…

  • Uzumakiclan43 on April 14th, 2011 6:41 pm

    Slowpoke:
    He yawns at your pitiful gifts.

  • Ataeru on April 14th, 2011 7:10 pm

    Well actually, I ask why would you want to "troll" me?

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:39 pm

    SPELLING HAMMER!!
    *course.
    Yes, I am a jackass. You got a problem with that?

  • epicspoon on April 14th, 2011 7:39 pm

    0^2 would equal 1 because zero to the power of anything would equal 1. why?
    0 goes into 0 one time because they are the same number and 1 to the power of anything ALSO equals one.

    woah…. i just broke my mind with my own logic.

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:42 pm

    Is it now? I'd buy the slowpoketail, but, instead of giving it to him, I'd force him to watch me eat it, then, when he tries to use Amnesia to forget the horror, he discovers that I forced him to forget that.

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:42 pm

    tssssssss…

  • epicspoon on April 14th, 2011 7:43 pm

    *gives blackglasses to krookodile*

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:44 pm

    Because he hates trolls.
    WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW???

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:51 pm

    YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME HEADACHES.
    <img src=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUQXOIHYUz2NIe2hI6Y33aPnb5hZ8deTfc9g0tHcfrN86ItFYFqA>

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:55 pm

    OBJECTION!!!!!!! Slowpoke in Azalea Town in Johto, many, if not all, Slowpoke say "…Yawn?"
    NO ERRORS THERE. TRY AGAIN.

  • Red on April 14th, 2011 7:57 pm

    See, if gold here had stayed in regular school, he would have learned this would happen…

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 7:59 pm

    <img src=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpxMmOxKs7yn1LO-50MUr48qHOBF-KtGbtF2HxDHQpkcDofMzmgQ>

  • quaker171 on April 14th, 2011 8:00 pm

    Uh… that makes no sense. "The point is, it doesn't"
    *Reaches for Grammar Hammer*

  • nighten2_0 on April 14th, 2011 8:45 pm

    O.O but you should not be able to- *MISSINGNO APPEARS!* OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!! * MISSINGNO USES GLITCH THE **** OUT!* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

  • nighten2_0 on April 14th, 2011 8:50 pm

    good for you! wait… are you a girl…

  • nighten2_0 on April 14th, 2011 8:53 pm

    … OH I KNOW!!!! THIS WHAT NEEDS TO BE PUT HERE!!!! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=296

  • nighten2_0 on April 14th, 2011 8:56 pm

    *takes it* sorry…. but that is a good grammar situation. you will not be allowed to use this for one more day…

  • MasterLuigi452 on April 14th, 2011 8:57 pm

    Silly Shawn…
    You don't know that Pokemon can be finished in 1min and 30 seconds… rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…

    And here is the page how it's done! http://tasvideos.org/2942S.html

  • nighten2_0 on April 14th, 2011 8:58 pm

    *about to give a Slowpoke a Quickclaw.* what? … uh hmmmmmmmmmmmm *gives him it* ERROR?! WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUU- oh wait… *turns it off and back on* fixed! … I don't remember being in twin leaf… OH GOD DANG IT!!!!

  • MagmarFire on April 14th, 2011 9:05 pm

    I'm willing to bet that Splash will actually do damage next.

  • Jimmy on April 14th, 2011 9:09 pm

    *Your saved file data has been corrupted.*

    No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

  • TCC on April 14th, 2011 9:27 pm

    SHUT UP MALLET!!

    …. so…. yaknow….. shut up. >:I

  • Ataeru on April 14th, 2011 9:46 pm

    But im not a troll.

  • TheUnknownNoob on April 14th, 2011 10:12 pm

    Put WD-40 on duct tape.

  • BTSnoogans on April 14th, 2011 11:31 pm

    Splash is the ultimate Pokemon attack. But we have not found a Pokemon proficient enough to use it effectively.

  • sleepingdragon8 on April 14th, 2011 11:54 pm

    Idiot! There are no girls on the internet!!

  • KZN02 on April 15th, 2011 2:00 am

    Related

  • KZN02 on April 15th, 2011 2:00 am

    Well, it's only a 10% chance.

  • A_R_ on April 15th, 2011 4:57 am

    Square root of minus slowpoke divided by zer&^Q@HJW
    5&*q6346$A$7agg462&$****************$6@$6

    &*$*

  • bc524 on April 15th, 2011 11:05 am

    um…wouldn't that be 0^0, because 0^2 = 0 x 0

  • KZN02 on April 15th, 2011 11:35 am

    Would explain why you get the Quick Claw in the school in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.

  • epicspoon on April 15th, 2011 5:42 pm

    If I was a girl I wouldn't bean undead cat. i'd be a cat.

  • Jimmy on April 15th, 2011 5:54 pm

    Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat baked beans with every meal!!! ♫♪♪

    *If I was a girl, I would not have been an undead cat. I'd just be a cat.

    Also:

    Post mathematical joke just for shits & giggles:
    Have everyone checking their equations.

    (-.-)

  • Funkalicous on April 15th, 2011 10:47 pm

    But…
    I c wut u did there TCC.

    Coarse = A descriptive term often applied to rocks, such as Coarse Stone.

    And Brock is a rock type leader. So hahaha you must of done it on purpose hahaha.

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:37 pm

    >_<

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:38 pm

    He's got you by the cat-balls now!

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:41 pm

    OBJECTION! INCORRECT INFORMATION!
    THE QUICK CLAW GIVES AN 18.75% CHANCE OF LETTING THE USER GO FIRST IN THE CHOSEN MOVE'S PRIORITY BRACKET!
    LEARN YOUR FACTS, SCOOTER!

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:42 pm

    *Takes from Krookodile, dodging a snapping jaw*
    *smashes on ground*
    *disguises as a Pidove and sneaks away to Red's mountain.*

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:43 pm

    Or Super Crazy Glue on Teflon.

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:44 pm

    It doesn't matter. He trolls because he hates anyone who trolls, including himself, and he trolls when he's angry. I ask again, WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW???

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:46 pm

    *deflects*
    *Stabs TCC with Honor Sword, which is a homing sword that cuts through any deflecting or blocking object.*

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:46 pm

    I vote Samurott.

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:49 pm

    *Punches nighten2_0 in the nose*
    *retrieves Grammar Hammer*
    *CRUNCH!*
    The error was in the context. You used it in conjunction with a proposal, not a point.
    NEVER. TOUCH. MY. GRAMMAR. HAMMER.

  • quaker171 on April 15th, 2011 11:52 pm

    And THAT is why you should never touch my Grammar Hammer.

  • KZN02 on April 16th, 2011 12:08 am

    Whoops, thanks for the correction.

  • TCC on April 16th, 2011 3:44 am

    YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

    I SUMMON BIGGER FISH!

    *bigger fish eats quaker, and I miraculously heal for no explained reason*

  • Lucas of Twinleaf on April 16th, 2011 7:32 am

    I'm pretty sure Celebi and Dialga could beat a Slowpoke holding a Quick Claw -- thanks to their time travel, they can finish the race before it starts!
    Then, there's either a mathematical error once more or disqualification. But I'm pretty sure Giratina would scare 'em enough to make sure everything goes via the flow it should be in… //inb4cannothaveabilityintimidate with counter argument of PRESSURE

  • quaker171 on April 16th, 2011 10:30 am

    OBJECTION! "BIGGER FISH" CANNOT HAVE ACTIVATED, AS NO "BIG FISH" HAS BEEN PLAYED. YOUR "BIGGER FISH" IS INVALID, AND YOU ARE STABBED. DEAL WITH IT. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ONLY HOMING SWORD IN THE GALAXY, WHICH IS BOUND TO ME.
    CAPS LOCK FTW!

  • quaker171 on April 16th, 2011 10:31 am

    I'm just here to let everybody get a little bit more in-tune with pokemon. And to make people feel stupid.

  • TCC on April 16th, 2011 12:26 pm

    oh yeah? well BIGGER FISH was summoned, so deal with it. you were eaten, and my passive is a healing factor.

  • Ataeru on April 16th, 2011 9:01 pm

    So you're saying the fuel for his trolling is from other trolls and himself trolling, much like an engine. Give it a spark and it will run under its own power.

    Though there is a flaw to your theory, there were no troll posts in this submission in the first place. Why would he want to troll if there were no troll to start the chain?

    As for my LOGIC, how would you like my response? Long but detailed? or short but lacking on detail?

  • DM - Gentrollman on April 17th, 2011 2:02 am

    I cast "ultimate summon bigger fish". Wailords fall. Everyone dies.

  • TCC on April 17th, 2011 2:26 am

    thank you.

  • Dimomarg on April 17th, 2011 6:03 am

    <img src="http://oi55.tinypic.com/212tkau.jpg"/&gt;

  • DM - Gentrollman on April 17th, 2011 6:10 pm

    S'what I do sir.

  • Jimmy on April 18th, 2011 1:00 am

    (TT^TT)

  • PortalMan118 on April 22nd, 2011 7:28 pm

    It's not as bad as 2 Falcon Punches connecting…

  • Pokepowahs on April 23rd, 2011 1:41 pm

    Slowpoke evolved! Congratz, youre slowpoke evolved in fastpoke!

  • TehVortex on April 24th, 2011 5:04 pm

    The point was that the proposal was proposed in irony…duh.
    <img src="http://gbatemp.net/pix/183895/TrollFace.png"&gt;

  • quaker171 on April 24th, 2011 10:32 pm

    The Grammar Hammer recognizes no irony, for it has no mind. I have no soul, so I go by my Grammar Hammer's rules.
    *Kicks TehVortex in the testicles*
    Don't try to fight the Grammar Hammer.

  • quaker171 on April 24th, 2011 10:35 pm

    YOUR LOGIC IS FAULTY!
    Zero times anything is zero, so zero times zero would be zero, not one. The fact that they are the same number has no relevance, as 2^2 is four, not one.
    SUCK MY LOGIC.

  • quaker171 on April 24th, 2011 10:37 pm

    "Bigger Fish" was, as you stated earlier, a trap card. Trap cards cannot be summoned, so your logic is broken. Your Life Points have depleted to zero for attempting to break the rules.

  • TCC on April 24th, 2011 11:06 pm

    1. late response is late, but I suppose it's excusable due to the fact that this submission is about slowpokes.

    2. DM- Gentrollman already ended the disscusion, so shut up.

    3. TRAP MONSTERS MUTHA FUCKA!

  • TehVortex on April 25th, 2011 11:15 am

    y so srs, quakey? A virtual kick to the testicles is no way to behave for, at most, a little 'fragment sentence'…I just got bored of the lack of updates and found a bunch of replies on a week old comment.

    I didn't even really want anyone to see it.

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