Nice house you have there! Be a sSsSSsshame if something were to… wait… actually that’sssSssS pretty good! Okay I’ll let you off thissSsssS time!
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I LIVE IN A GIANT CREEPER HEAD… YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
You think that's gonna protect you? Just wait until they try to mate with it.
I made a giant creeper once on a multiplayer server.
For the record: Dyed wool is flammable.
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Minecraft Guy 1: "Do you hear something?"
Minecraft Guy 2: "That's just the house sssssssssssssssettling."
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So true…
tmotom… not trolling?
What is this I don't even
I have no clever comment for this submission. So here's a picture of Fluttershy with a Creeper.
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Ahem. Anyone?
Excuse me. Mister creeper. Could you please stop blowing up people's houses… that is…. if you don't mind?
Don't you read the description? He's reformed!
do the creep ahhhhh, do the creep…
I Ssssssssssssssssssssssee you.
If anyone can do it… it's her.
And then the Creeper explodes due to overheat from shyness the end.
So if you live inside a house shaped like a Creeper, will the regular creepers now be replaced with regular blocks?
Wait a minute…it all makes so much sense now! The Creepers are always blowing up Minecraftsmen's creations because they're clearing the land to make way for their branches of real-estate! They're nothing more than a bunch of greedy, aggressive land tycoons!
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Ooooohhhhhhhhh
Who lives in a creeper by a castle
Spongesteve Diamondpantsssssssss
This house should have around 50 TNT to make it realistic.
And also, Shawn, will the Minecraft server be up someday that isn't in Valve's Time?
IT'S PEOPLLLLLLEEEEE! THE CREEPERS EAT PEOPLLLLLLLLLE
"Mommy,daddy, why do they hate us?"
"Because we are different son…because we are…different"
Aww, look… baby Creeper made two explosions in his diaper!
Not if your argument is "Creepers are excellent models for architecture."
Can creepers blow up other creepers?
You enter and step on a switch.
The house is full of TNT.
<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcivg5wIOh1qd3fhv.png"> the horror
<img src="http://www.jetastudio.com/images/do-the-creep.jpg">
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
*grabs steel pickaxes*
Revenge time, mofo!
SHES A PONY YOU SICK FUCK!
And he's a….uh….er….plant….spider….exploding….shrub…thing. …I don't know who I feel worse for.
*Shoots Admiral Ackbar*
No. You don't get the warning for this one. The obviousness of the trap was off the charts. ITS A GIANT CREEPER HEAD WHAT ELSE WOULD BE IN THERE.
Shawn! Tear down that house, rel="nofollow"> You're making Mikuru cry!
"THEY'RE REPRODUCING
we're BOOMed!"
fixed
Actually, yes. It's frowned upon in most social circles, though.
No creepers were harmed in the making of this house.
This is what i actually think's gonna happen
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Cake?
rel="nofollow"> OH MY GOD !!!
*Sets house on fire*
Your argument. Is. Invalid.
I think that it'd be a great place to live, the smell of sulfur in the air, the crackle of the pork in the furnace, the hiss of the steam escaping from the fireplace…
Wait a minute… that's not the fireplace.
Oh Fu-
I wish I had a giant creeper house. I know exactly how I'd use it too.
Me: *Planting stuff outside my house.*
Creeper: Ssssssss…
Me: OH MY GOD! MR. CREEPER! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
Creeper: *Turns around* *Runs away in fear of a giant creeper*
Me: Haha. *Continue planting and whatnot.*
>inventory
You have a torch, a sword, a pickax, and a cooked porkchop.
>get torch
You are now holding a torch.
>ignite torch
The torch is now lit.
>throw torch
Throw at what?
>the wall
You throw the torch at the wall.
The TNT in the room ignites.
>
The TNT detonates with a large flash and a loud bang.
You have died.
Continue? Y/N
>
But the argument is about the creepers themselves, the flammability of the architecture was not part of the discussion.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Before you do…
SAVE THE DOUGHNUTS!!!"
He went double boom boom! rel="nofollow">
Aww… That's too bad…
No… I just left my Firefox open….
Am sorry. :(
But the memories will last forever.
"Any creeper can blow up a house.
House-creeper will blow up the whole freakin' server!"
-Sho Minacreepoto
+1's for massive reformation points!!
This is relevant: rel="nofollow">
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If so, then I wonder what they were thinking before they blow up…
Creeper: All I need to do is blow him up, and this land is mi…. wait, whats the point if I die?… SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIT! *BOOM*
Who lives in a Creeper Head under the sea?
SHAWN HAN-DY-SIDE!
The stare works on creepers? Why didn't you say so?!
make yourssssssssssssssssssssssssssssself at h*boom*
In the melancholy haze of purgatory you realise only one diabolical fiend could have created this in such cold cunning:
Kieshar
I think that the Creeper…in its self… is The Stare…just look at it…
Standard creeper volume: 10m3
Blast radius area: 37m2
Creeper house volume: 73m3
Blast radius area: 285m2
We're safe… for now…
Back in the Liberalized Indev it was possible, but now since the conservative Beta arrived it isn't seen very often
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YAY NEW PIC
Anyone else hear that constant hissing sound? I think it's a gas leak…
Oh. Uh…
*Dumps lava on a creeper*
How 'bout now?
It is dark. You are likely to be exploded by a Creeper.
A lot of creepers spawn each night…
REFERENCES = +1.
SYMBOLISM!
Relevant* rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
And then she… SHAT ON A TURTLE!
That would make Hobos the luckest people alive.
Finding & dying wool + crafting TNT = costs time
Griefing an griefer who is burning your creeper-house of wool by having it packed with explosives = Priceless
I'm currently building one right now, and I am turning it into a castle. It is made of Mossy Cobble however. Built solely for the fun of building :) And for the adoration of my younger cousins (I'm so lonely ;_;)
but it's wool, just punch 'em it is just as effective, and doesn't waste perfectly good pickaxes on a building
now, imagine an actual creeper walking up on you, it'd be nearly impossible to see
Jimmy Hoffa.