Wait didn’t Brock ditch him for a little while during the Johto league? Also wasn’t that short period THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE? Dude should think about moving on!
By Bryan Lacie [KakuJomics], submitted by spplmj
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 13, 2011 · 1:04 PM
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Brock Pokebreeder has gone Berzerk.
Ash Pokecatcher has been slain.
Misty Watermaster has been slain.
May Prettymon has been slain.
Daisy Prettymon has been slain.
Brock Pokebreeder has been adopted by a Pikachu.
Misty "I got a gym!"
May "I got fame!"
Dawn "I got fame!"
Brock: "I got a rock…"
"his hardest" I see what you did there.
OBJECTION!
The final panel clearly shows Brock's eyes. Everyone knows he doesn't have any.
Brock Pokebreeder cancels slaughter; interrupted by Joy Healingnurse
I stopped watching the anime around Orange Islands.
Best decision of my life.
He was so annoyed he grew eyes just so he could make that face.
HOLD IT!
Your hipotesis is silly
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We all know why Brock (In the German Version he is actually named Rokko, as if there would be so much of a difference, why can't they keep calling him Brock?) REALLY sticks with Ash!
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Remember the first anime season in kanto?
*sigh*
now we have the disappointment of the latest seasons now… I miss Misty :<
Lucky for Brock, this is all just Ash's coma fantasy.
Its still weird to think I was probably around Ash's age (probably a little older) when this whole thing started. I think the anime went from odd to creepy when my friends of similar age and I started getting jobs, and Ash was still just as stupid and useless as ever. I mean, you can sort of understand him not aging, but come on, he's STILL getting his ass handed to him? Didn't his rat kill a god or something?
"…in my pants…"
Looks like Brock just hit…
*Put on glasses*
Rock bottom.
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*
The Johto series wasn't bad, if only because it was the best region in the games.
This is not my opinion. It is fact.
Word. This. I agree. This exactly. Yes. Indeed. Indubitably. Well said. Here, here. I agree. Correct.
Brock Pokebreeder has aquired item: Corpses of the fallen.
Brock Pokebreeder uses item: Corpses of the Fallen.
Brock Pokebreeder is currently humping May Prettymon's remains… [Wait, what?]
Brock Pokebreeder is currently doing unspeakable things to Ash Pokecatcher's remains! [Steve, this isn't in the programming...]
Brock Pokebreeder is… breeding… Oh dear God. There goes our Pegi rating. D:
So is Ash the one with the gravitiational black hole of suck that destroys everyone elses' dreams or is it Brock?
Actually, since Hoenn i think he never even had rock pokemon with him anymore. And that's terrible.
Relevant?
…well, the third panel is.
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In response to Shawn: Brock was present for the entire Johto league. He left between the Johto and Kanto regions, during the anime-only, Orange Island league, which broke the game rule of 8 badges far worse than Gary M.F. Oak did with it's 4 badges. Brock spent this time with Professor Ivy and her assistants. When Ash came home from winning the Orange League, he found Brock living with his mother, doing housework. Brock spent the majority of this episode becoming a blue color, crouched on the floor, rubbing it with his index finger out of depression from the events occurring during his stay with professor Ivy.
MY MIND! *PWOOOSH*
…
Is it me or am I exploding a lot latel-*KRAGOOM*
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Oh god! Kill it with fire! …Erm… wait… kill it with water/grass/fighting/ground/steel!
Brock did have his brief stint of freedom when he stayed with that science lady… it must be ash.
Dawn's hands on the second-to-last panel. WTF?!
"I know you're feeling down Brock but the truth is you are just a figment of my subconcious mind. So if you ever wish you never existed, well, you don't! :D"
You know how to cheer em up Snoogans.
Brock Pokebreeder used Charm
Joy Healingnurse is unaffected!
Joy Healingnurse used "You're just like a brother!"
It's super-effective!
Brock Pokebreeder swallows pride. Slaughter recommissions. +1 Berserk.
DAMN IT!
I knew this would come up.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/bigchiefbrett/BrocksEyesBalls.jpg"/>
Come to thing of it, Ash has never won a single pokemon league except for that one in Orange Islands that no one cares about (lol sea shell badges). The guy just radiates fail. The gen 5 gals are catching on to this wont touch him with a 3 foot pole.
You said "I agree" twice.
Just thought I'd point it out.
Ah that's right, I forgot it was the Orange Islands filler. WELL PLAYED
Objection! Those are the game counterparts.
Really, we have no one but ourselves to blame for Brock's suffering. As Shawn said, Brock left the group for a little while… and then the fans promptly flipped out. He was back in the next season. I dunno, maybe we just like watching him flail around?
I want to point out that brock is not in the current season
and has been replaced with the wimpyer Cilan (also a gym leader)
both he and his rock snake went through rigorous training in tight situations where no man has ever been before
two of my submissions in a row?
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Tell me first why you were looking at her hands.
This was when Brock decided he should ditch Ash and enter politics…
He is now the president of the United States of America!
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the poke-Caruso?
Even in his dreams he isn't as good as Gary Oak. Who he one day wishes to be. (Can anyone blame him?)
Brock will forever be a virgin.
Period.
We need MORE humiliation!
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…and of course, more Super Effective.
That's just the magnitude of his agreement.
It got old, I think we need a new protagonist already, this one has already gone through every bit of reasonable character growth one character can have, now it's just annoying.
Also, his Pikachu got owned by a Snivy. Justice is sweet.
BEND OVER AND TAKE IN THE CREATIVITY!!!
Don't feel bad. Your childhood gets violated the moment you realize that you're no longer a kid and can form your own LEGITIMATE opinion.
Gary MotherF$%^&*g Oak never hung out with Ash from the start. The key to his success…
…and he got laid!!! He's even got kids now!!! YAY!!!
He did have to ditch his styling outfit for a tie and suit though.
Whoa whoa! Best time of his life? Didnt he experience something so traumatizing that the mere mention of Professor Ivy made him keel over in the nearest emo corner?
it's like ash in his misfortune and failed pokemon leagues inflicts an aura of failure around those who surround them
Looks like Ash…
*drops sunglasses*
Damn. Hang on a sec…
I stopped watching the anime around the part where I heard Ash's voice.
And that suit and tie is what got him the girl!
I mean, look at him, all… presidential…
<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqbmwtlEo1qh6fqvo1_500.jpg" alt="" />
(that in the background is Hillary Clinton, I think)
his VP is Joe-dude Biden!
DAMN! By the way, am I the only person who actually evolved their starter BEFORE the first gym? Cuz I did.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-
At this point, my foot spends so much time in my mouth that it has a reserved parking space.
That Onix is really tough… but, he's had a HARD life, so what do you expect?
Like when you become Champion, just like every other player in the universe.
It's only one confirmed counterpart, Brock is still named Brock.
NO IT ISN'T! His VP is Joey Biden. Brock no longer has a phone, he smashed it.
Is it Brock's 3 foot pole? (It's a black joke)
Why is it every time I hear the word "figment", it's talking about the mind? Are there any other kinds of figments?
I can. Like this!
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Those poisonous punches have totally ruined his testicular extremities. Now, his children will be Tympoles.
Hey, penguindude42, here's a REAL PROTIP: Don't be a jackass, jackass.
…Maybe.
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Like the zoo! Or a mountain.
P.S. have you found my hiding spot yet?
Did somebody say
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Jackass?
He Brock Smashed his phone? Did he have the right badge?
*bullet shoots through quaker171's head, instantly killing them*
doesn't matter now, does it?
(I think that makes it 4-0)
New Pokemon (anime) writing staff:
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*brock
*retrieves sunglasses*
has just had his view of (his) life
*puts on glasses*
Rocked!
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/krookodile.jpg" alt="" />
KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK(odile)!!!
MY MIND! *CHOOM*
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*hypothesis
how about a little Bohemian Rhapsody for the celebration???
DO NOT WANT!
*stabs Red in the back, revealing a Dead Ringer*
NOW! OFF TO A NEW HIDING SPOT!
*sneaks off to a new hiding spot*
Not in that sense, but yes.
*Hydro Cannon*
OHKO! Krookodile is unable to battle!
BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well, Misty, that may be all fine and dandy…
…but have you yet taught Psyduck how to swim?
I'm pretty sure Misty's fame is highly exaggerated…did you all forget about Lorelei?
A relevant reply that also includes MLP… surely this is an advanced trolling art.
Diplomatic inmunity, your grammar hammer does nothing
Good day sir
I love you…..
really? My favorite generation was the third one… THERE WAS SO MUCH WATER…..
I like water. strange seeing as how im a cat…. well technically an undead cat but still
*watches quaker hide* hey Red I'll tell you where he is for five dollars…
<img src="http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x398/lexiloves/alsdkjfhlkasj-2-1.png"> Aww, look at forever alone. He loves it when people are not forever alone!
Fine *pays up*
I'll give you a bike voucher if you arrest him
btw, nice try quaker, but it was a sniper, not me
poor brock.
daily paralyzed sex with croagunk cant even heal the memory of fucking professor ivy….
brock is kicking himself for staying with this anti ageing, mountain hating reak.
No, he just saw how deformed his junk was. Ask Red, he can describe it to you IN GREAT DETAIL.
How do we know the sniper wasn't you?
*hits up supply locker for new Dead Ringer*
*cloaks as one of the many birds around the mountain*
*blends in, then hides*
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*immunity.
*cough*dumbass*cough
Yes. Yes we did.
I WEAR A CUP! YOUR CROTCH SHOT IS INVALID.
*Quaker171 used ACTION REPLAY!*
*Quaker171 used CATCH OTHER TRAINERS' POKEMON!*
*Quaker171 used MASTER BALL!*
Would you like to nickname your new Krookodile? Yes. Name: Ugly.
TO THE PC FOREVER FOR YOU!
I thought Lorelei was a self-proclaimed master of the Ice type?
indeed, a hard life and rigid training to survive in the bush
Oh, the dude does not abide…
I'm afraid I'll have to get the top authority, my friend… Chuck:
<img src="http://denouement32.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/chuck-norris.jpg" alt="" />
so we have you Jimmy/Ethan and Black/Hilbert all we need now is a Ruby/Brendan and a Diamond/Lucas and halolz will have the complete trainer set!
Regarding the games, I love all of them, third gen especially with Blaziken and its epicness.
It's just the anime that got old for me.
I ought to read the manga. I have a few of the first gen ones and it's pretty much what the anime SHOULD be but isn't. And also they keep the characters generation-relevant.
Yeah what he said, that was totally on purpose… OH GOG I'M A JOKE BLUH HUHUHUH.
Yes, more students of the way of the mountain (step one: beat pokemon league (any one works) step b: find a mountain phase 3: stand on top of that mountain for *insert number here* years)
Misty is becoming a woman.
Period.
We prefer to be called "differently abled", SIR.
Duh, why do you think that Ash has such a limited number of friends…
I don't know…his replacement may have sucked hard enough to compensate.
can we officially call that the never alone face now?
I forgot about the photographer and then May's brother.
erection
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We're going to need a bigger hammer.
Nope.avi
A figment is a fabrication of the mind, a notion conceived by imagination.
Nice thinking, though.
I think Johnny Knoxville could do a better job than the current writers.
*Ahem*
Gentrollmen?
In every battle except for the rematch in FRLG her team has been equal parts both
Indeed. And now, he's here to troll US! So listen up, boy, or memes starring My Little Pony will be the SECOND worst thing that happens to you today.
He wasn't actually a photographer, he was an artist named Tracey. And yeah, people hated him. A lot.
Because anything else would have summoned Chris Hansen.
He's hiding inside of a cracked boulder on your mountain. as for the bike voucher I don't need it because as you can see. I am a cat. so can you scratch my ears instead?
this is the new never alone face.
would this look awesome on a mudkip? y/n
lets take it a step further and make a wisdom never alone brock. the face he's making is oddly soothing.
sure… and how about this:
*pulls out laser pointer*
WRONG SIR! That was my last hiding spot! I switch spots every few hours. Cloaked as one of the many Pidove dive-bombing the mountain.
*scratch scratch*
I love kitties:D
Why don't you take a seat? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CHAIRS!
Oh, haha. A mind pun. You must have THOUGHT that one out carefully.
SPELLING HAMMER!
*immunity
YOUR "INMUNITY" IS INVALID!
WHAM!
no, just no. you ruined this. It's time for you to die.
Brock's Eyes: the warning sign that shit just got real.
*chases laser and accidentally rams head into wall*
*cough cough* I'll get you……. for this….
*bites* lucky for you I'm not a zombie cat but the ghost of a cat possessing my own corpse
That wasn't what I was going to do.
*throws laser pointer off of mountain*
( ^ that's what I was gonna do ^ )
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I think not
Scout: Rainbow Dash makes me cry!
Hey you know what? I will believe if you're a cat if your account name is Sissel
….or else you are just …..well….epicspoon
y
Don't forget the chicks!!!
May/Hikari
Dawn/Platina
Green
I stopped dating Marina/Crystal…it just…well…got weird on here. (I swear that chick is stalking me…)
I just came from Mt. Coronet and caught Giratina. What'd I miss? God, that place freezes…I dare a challenge against your Mr. Snugglekins with my newly-nicknamed "Baby Toys"!
(The user's real self, FieraDevilWings, will speak in [square brackets] if I want to comment without making too much of a pun and stuff. I'm only new to Halolz-style commenting, but have made a few stuff here and there. As you can see, I am doing somewhat of a horrible job right now, but if you don't get the Baby Toys joke it's on the fact that I kinda imagined Giratina Origin's claws as a sort of thing you would find over a baby's crib every night…for some reason…)
Wait, what happened to Lyra?
Oh, and I just got called on a PokeGear I bought recently that Leaf's not going to be too happy with you for getting her recognition wrong [although you may have based off of the Manga, as there was a "Green" there who later took Leaf's design]
[Read my comment to Red to know why I speak in square brackets. ~FieraDevilWings]
Dem eyes alone scare me.
"Oh this is pretty funny so far, I can kinda see the joke bui- OMG MAYS BOOBS IN PANEL 5 O_O <3" *drooooooooooooooool*
- my thoughts as i read this o.o
Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.
Torchic as starter? ALWAYS evolve before first gym. :P
Following this logic, killing off Ash entirely will send the Pokemon TV series skyrocketing into heretofore unrealized heights of awesomeness.
Anyone remember that TV pokemon special without Ash, and it was the guy from gold and silver?