Wait didn’t Brock ditch him for a little while during the Johto league? Also wasn’t that short period THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE? Dude should think about moving on!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 13, 2011 · 1:04 PM 
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Anime, Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, Pokémon, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Strike A Pose, TV Shows

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144 Responses to “FRIENDS FOREVER!”

  1. Deep Thought on April 13th, 2011 1:13 pm

    Brock Pokebreeder has gone Berzerk.
    Ash Pokecatcher has been slain.
    Misty Watermaster has been slain.
    May Prettymon has been slain.
    Daisy Prettymon has been slain.
    Brock Pokebreeder has been adopted by a Pikachu.

  2. Wetmang on April 13th, 2011 1:26 pm

    Misty "I got a gym!"
    May "I got fame!"
    Dawn "I got fame!"

    Brock: "I got a rock…"

  3. Zyquux on April 13th, 2011 1:27 pm

    "his hardest" I see what you did there.

  4. Darth_Destro on April 13th, 2011 1:27 pm


    The final panel clearly shows Brock's eyes. Everyone knows he doesn't have any.

  5. CriticalQuit on April 13th, 2011 1:47 pm

    I stopped watching the anime around Orange Islands.

    Best decision of my life.

  6. Timey16 on April 13th, 2011 1:56 pm

    We all know why Brock (In the German Version he is actually named Rokko, as if there would be so much of a difference, why can't they keep calling him Brock?) REALLY sticks with Ash!

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  7. Ataeru on April 13th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Remember the first anime season in kanto?
    now we have the disappointment of the latest seasons now… I miss Misty :<

  8. BTSnoogans on April 13th, 2011 2:02 pm

    Lucky for Brock, this is all just Ash's coma fantasy.

  9. invadingduck on April 13th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Looks like Brock just hit…

    *Put on glasses*

    Rock bottom.


  10. Sid_Diddly on April 13th, 2011 2:28 pm

    So is Ash the one with the gravitiational black hole of suck that destroys everyone elses' dreams or is it Brock?

  11. Dash12345678 on April 13th, 2011 2:58 pm

    In response to Shawn: Brock was present for the entire Johto league. He left between the Johto and Kanto regions, during the anime-only, Orange Island league, which broke the game rule of 8 badges far worse than Gary M.F. Oak did with it's 4 badges. Brock spent this time with Professor Ivy and her assistants. When Ash came home from winning the Orange League, he found Brock living with his mother, doing housework. Brock spent the majority of this episode becoming a blue color, crouched on the floor, rubbing it with his index finger out of depression from the events occurring during his stay with professor Ivy.

  12. spaghettiweegee on April 13th, 2011 3:01 pm
  13. MorningMoon on April 13th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Dawn's hands on the second-to-last panel. WTF?!

  14. NekoKnight on April 13th, 2011 3:11 pm

    Come to thing of it, Ash has never won a single pokemon league except for that one in Orange Islands that no one cares about (lol sea shell badges). The guy just radiates fail. The gen 5 gals are catching on to this wont touch him with a 3 foot pole.

  15. VigilanteSpider on April 13th, 2011 3:40 pm

    Really, we have no one but ourselves to blame for Brock's suffering. As Shawn said, Brock left the group for a little while… and then the fans promptly flipped out. He was back in the next season. I dunno, maybe we just like watching him flail around?

  16. death_by_Cucco on April 13th, 2011 3:43 pm

    I want to point out that brock is not in the current season
    and has been replaced with the wimpyer Cilan (also a gym leader)

  17. spplmj on April 13th, 2011 3:59 pm

    two of my submissions in a row?

    <img src="; alt="" width="219" height="270">

  18. Red on April 13th, 2011 4:16 pm

    This was when Brock decided he should ditch Ash and enter politics…
    He is now the president of the United States of America!

  19. MasterLuigi452 on April 13th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Brock will forever be a virgin.

  20. Mentlegen on April 13th, 2011 4:27 pm

    We need MORE humiliation!

    <img src="; width="500" height="592">

    …and of course, more Super Effective.

  21. RickO_ on April 13th, 2011 4:37 pm

    Gary MotherF$%^&*g Oak never hung out with Ash from the start. The key to his success…

  22. Tartaurus on April 13th, 2011 5:15 pm

    Whoa whoa! Best time of his life? Didnt he experience something so traumatizing that the mere mention of Professor Ivy made him keel over in the nearest emo corner?

  23. Totema on April 13th, 2011 5:48 pm

    Looks like Ash…

    *drops sunglasses*

    Damn. Hang on a sec…

  24. Bobomberman on April 13th, 2011 5:54 pm

    I stopped watching the anime around the part where I heard Ash's voice.

  25. quaker171 on April 13th, 2011 6:00 pm


  26. Deep Thought on April 13th, 2011 6:00 pm

    At this point, my foot spends so much time in my mouth that it has a reserved parking space.

  27. quaker171 on April 13th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Those poisonous punches have totally ruined his testicular extremities. Now, his children will be Tympoles.

  28. quaker171 on April 13th, 2011 6:15 pm

    Hey, penguindude42, here's a REAL PROTIP: Don't be a jackass, jackass.

  29. quaker171 on April 13th, 2011 6:18 pm

    Like the zoo! Or a mountain.
    P.S. have you found my hiding spot yet?

  30. Red on April 13th, 2011 6:46 pm
  31. Sceptilianblade on April 13th, 2011 7:16 pm

    Well, Misty, that may be all fine and dandy…
    …but have you yet taught Psyduck how to swim?

  32. Kn0w1d3a on April 13th, 2011 7:49 pm

    I'm pretty sure Misty's fame is highly exaggerated…did you all forget about Lorelei?

  33. epicspoon on April 13th, 2011 8:37 pm

    I love you…..

  34. tmotom on April 13th, 2011 8:51 pm

    <img src=""&gt; Aww, look at forever alone. He loves it when people are not forever alone!

  35. dope92 on April 13th, 2011 9:34 pm

    poor brock.

    daily paralyzed sex with croagunk cant even heal the memory of fucking professor ivy….

    brock is kicking himself for staying with this anti ageing, mountain hating reak.

  36. quaker171 on April 13th, 2011 10:11 pm

    *Quaker171 used ACTION REPLAY!*
    *Quaker171 used MASTER BALL!*
    Would you like to nickname your new Krookodile? Yes. Name: Ugly.

  37. Totema on April 14th, 2011 12:50 am

    We prefer to be called "differently abled", SIR.

  38. VaultLegend on April 14th, 2011 8:17 pm

    Brock's Eyes: the warning sign that shit just got real.

  39. sorin255 on April 18th, 2011 1:24 am

    "Oh this is pretty funny so far, I can kinda see the joke bui- OMG MAYS BOOBS IN PANEL 5 O_O <3" *drooooooooooooooool*

    -- my thoughts as i read this o.o

  40. Zyxx on May 16th, 2011 8:05 pm

    Following this logic, killing off Ash entirely will send the Pokemon TV series skyrocketing into heretofore unrealized heights of awesomeness.

  41. Ryan on April 10th, 2012 6:17 pm

    Anyone remember that TV pokemon special without Ash, and it was the guy from gold and silver?

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