What is a Toad? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 12, 2011 · 10:37 AM
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I hope it's White Castle. I love that place.
…but we have this 100% vampirish Edward Cullen if you want
*Richter Belmont runs away*
Hopefully he's not in Frank Castle.
I guess if he is, he's discovering 'what is a man'.
HOW MANY MIRROR IMAGE CASTLES ARE THERE?!?!
*a common bar, Bowser walks up to Dracula"
Bowser: Hey, Drac! Bro, it's been a while! How have you been?
Dracula: Eh, could have been better. Belmonts keep whippin' my shit all over the place and I can't even make a massive zombie rave party in my castle without him ruining it. Hell, I even hired Death as a bodyguard once. Guess what Belmont did; he promissed the man a drink, but when Death didn't look, he poured some Holy Water to it. Death felt totally cheated the next day.
Bowser: Huh, well that's unpleasant. But, you know, there's a man, who can at least prolong your existence by screwin' Belmont over, telling him HE IS IN THE WRONG CASTLE!
Dracula: There's no way this will work, Belmonts are as smart as strong.
Bowser: How about a bet? If Belmont actually gets tricked into that, you'll get me one bottle of this famous wine of yours.
Dracula: Deal.
*few days later, after the situation*
Bowser: And?
Dracula: ……Which kind of wine do you prefer?
[I iz sorry, I couldn't think of a lame pun today]
Toad spelled backwards is Doat!
This must have some significance.
Die monster! You dont belong in this World 1-1!
Who ever said I came here to slay Dracula? >:)
So this is why there are so many sequels?
SHAMELESS PLUG!
<img src="http://www.deviantart.com/download/136514718/toad_by_masterluigi452-d299zfi.gif">
Eh? Eh?
This has the potential for all KINDS of nightmares.
Sorry Kirby, your Star Rod is in another fountain!
Sorry Steve, your Diamonds are in another cave!
Sorry Halolz users, your ponies are in another submission!
No refunds. Now let's pull a Metroid and get rid of all that gear you've gathered to get here!
SPARTASAURUS IS WEINER?
What a terrible night for a fungus.
What is a toad! A miserable pile of fungus. But enough talk… Have at you!
inb4 Toad's ten, you sick fuck!
What a tweest!
<img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z224/TheHonorableJudgeBullets/itsatrap.gif">
He's the best!…………………….. At telling you said monarch is not at this current location.
I can just imagine Richter yelling "WHAT?! BUT THIS IS THE ONLY EVIL-LOOKING CASTLE FOR MILES AROUND!" in that cheesy SotN voice of his.
"I'm sorry Challenger/Gold, but your Red/Pokemon Master is on another mountain"
p.s. "…"
<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/465422458_d039d9b133.jpg" alt="">
Richter: What? TOAD!? Is there anything more infuriating than finding Toad in a castle?
Voice: What a horrible night to have a curse.
Richter: Oh, crap. There is something more annoying.
And I applaud you for applauding him.
Could be worse…
Sorry but the guy is in another castle!
Yeah Toad really isn't very inconspicuous telling Belmont that while pissing about on the throne in such a way
Toad had to fill in for Dracula so he could go play 'Jeopardy'.
Coincidentally, his first answer was "What is a man?"
Since we alredy go carting with bowser, dows this mean we will go carting with Dracula?
<img src=http://delfinoplaza.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/18mario-kart-wii-bowser_2.png?w=523>
Id photoshop Dracula over the top of bowser but I dont have time at school.