What is a Toad? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 12, 2011 · 10:37 AM
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I hope it's White Castle. I love that place.
…but we have this 100% vampirish Edward Cullen if you want
*Richter Belmont runs away*
Hopefully he's not in Frank Castle.
I guess if he is, he's discovering 'what is a man'.
HOW MANY MIRROR IMAGE CASTLES ARE THERE?!?!
*a common bar, Bowser walks up to Dracula"
Bowser: Hey, Drac! Bro, it's been a while! How have you been?
Dracula: Eh, could have been better. Belmonts keep whippin' my shit all over the place and I can't even make a massive zombie rave party in my castle without him ruining it. Hell, I even hired Death as a bodyguard once. Guess what Belmont did; he promissed the man a drink, but when Death didn't look, he poured some Holy Water to it. Death felt totally cheated the next day.
Bowser: Huh, well that's unpleasant. But, you know, there's a man, who can at least prolong your existence by screwin' Belmont over, telling him HE IS IN THE WRONG CASTLE!
Dracula: There's no way this will work, Belmonts are as smart as strong.
Bowser: How about a bet? If Belmont actually gets tricked into that, you'll get me one bottle of this famous wine of yours.
Dracula: Deal.
*few days later, after the situation*
Bowser: And?
Dracula: ……Which kind of wine do you prefer?
[I iz sorry, I couldn't think of a lame pun today]
Toad spelled backwards is Doat!
This must have some significance.
Die monster! You dont belong in this World 1-1!
yeaaaaaaaaah, you kinda need to turn the castle at a 46 degree angle for him to appear. and mirror it.
Or, perhaps, the White Castle of Fear?! rel="nofollow">
Shit, I knew someone would come up with a better tagline… AND THERE IT IS WE HAVE A WINNER
Who ever said I came here to slay Dracula? >:)
So this is why there are so many sequels?
SHAMELESS PLUG!
<img src="http://www.deviantart.com/download/136514718/toad_by_masterluigi452-d299zfi.gif">
Eh? Eh?
This has the potential for all KINDS of nightmares.
Sorry Kirby, your Star Rod is in another fountain!
Sorry Steve, your Diamonds are in another cave!
Sorry Halolz users, your ponies are in another submission!
No refunds. Now let's pull a Metroid and get rid of all that gear you've gathered to get here!
SPARTASAURUS IS WEINER?
What a terrible night for a fungus.
RESIZE. GODDAMN. It's not that hard.
What is a toad! A miserable pile of fungus. But enough talk… Have at you!
Sorry, your keys are in another cattle.
*bow-chicka-bow-wow*
What.
inb4 Toad's ten, you sick fuck!
A miserable little pile of angst, testosterone, and the usual problems emerging from a long running comic series dealing with canon and retcons?
I guess this truly is a Portrait of Ruin. Eh? Eh?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The morning sun has vanquished the horrible mold.
What a tweest!
You mean Daot
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A WINNAR IS YOU!
As for the last one, I would hug toad.
Dang, I HATE MY LITTLE PONY!
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Congrendulates! You are win!
He's the best!…………………….. At telling you said monarch is not at this current location.
Meanwhile, all Belmont gets is whine.
(There's your lame pun sir.)
Are you kidding? Belmont would be HAPPY to slay that one.
I can just imagine Richter yelling "WHAT?! BUT THIS IS THE ONLY EVIL-LOOKING CASTLE FOR MILES AROUND!" in that cheesy SotN voice of his.
Yea but you know… Vampire Killer (the whip) would be like "…you sure this is a vampire? I dunno if I really should do any damage to this guy… I mean heave you ever seen a vampire this shiny? You sure it's not a Pokemon or something?"
I see what you did there.
I thought that Dracula wasn't a vampire of the sparkling variety…
Uncle Orlok would be very upset with you, Alucard.
Anyone mind if I take this guy outside and beat him to death Gordon Freeman style?
A funny Halolz comment not including embedded images, links, OR puns?!
You sir get all my +1s for today.
If Edward Cullen was a pokemon my entire life would be ruined forever.
AUGH, FRICKIN-
GEEZ, HAD MY VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP AND I FORGOT.
I'm indifferent myself, but I can tell a lot of the userbase is going crazy over it, and who am I, someone who joined 3 days ago and is too lazy to put up his DA avatar as his Gravatar, to judge them for it?
"I'm sorry Challenger/Gold, but your Red/Pokemon Master is on another mountain"
p.s. "…"
<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/465422458_d039d9b133.jpg" alt="">
I did resize due to being so small.
Now I need to resize it again…
I heard he likes bulbasaur…
Richter: What? TOAD!? Is there anything more infuriating than finding Toad in a castle?
Voice: What a horrible night to have a curse.
Richter: Oh, crap. There is something more annoying.
I'd propose a different castle, but damn, White Castle of Fear is hard to beat.
inb4 "burn the witch!"
And I applaud you for applauding him.
Could be worse…
Sorry but the guy is in another castle!
You know those sliders? You can eat like 30 of them without gaining any weight, because of all the diarrhea!
Mind? I beg you to go outside and beat your opinion into him.
You, good sir, are CriticalQuit. Never forget that, and you will do well.
I would catch him to store him in the PC forever. He won't be able to hurt anyone anymore!
He'll vine whip yo ass!
SNAP.
<img src="http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd211/Zaku56/Animated/PokemonGardeniaIvysaurVineWhip.gif" alt="">
and apparently not know what to think of it (i know it's ivysaur, gimme a break)
(questioned whether-or-not to use this image, but remembered it was on Halolz at one time, so I figured, "why not?")
My Samurott can fix that. Use Dive!
*Samurott dives into the water, then emerges with a half-drowned Red in his teeth. Red is dragged back up to the top, and my Chancey heals him*
That will be $200, or a Grammar Sledgehammer. Or both.
Hey, at least he can see the BIG PICTURE!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<img src="http://img.kyon.pl/static/img/remiq.net_6953.jpg" alt="">
That's the mountain I'm NOT on…
.
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But if you insist on the hammer…
*smashes quaker171 with the Grammar Hammer*
Have Victury Coukie!
"something to do wIth spores"
MY MIND! *BLAMO*
You do realize he's flipping a couple of birds at us…
And one who is yet to make their choice… choose freely
MY MIND AGAIN! *THOOM*
Yeah Toad really isn't very inconspicuous telling Belmont that while pissing about on the throne in such a way
*Red uses Revive on HughbertEsq*
and…
but you fight Dracula at the end of the Castlevania games so wouldn't it be world 8-4?
Toad had to fill in for Dracula so he could go play 'Jeopardy'.
Coincidentally, his first answer was "What is a man?"
your keys are in another car…
"Sorry but the Princess is at White Castle and she awaits you with cake!"
Since we alredy go carting with bowser, dows this mean we will go carting with Dracula?
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Id photoshop Dracula over the top of bowser but I dont have time at school.
Dracula's actually go-karted once. I think the game was named 'Konami Krazy Racers'.
Actually, the comment right below yours… has a pony.