The case of the broken Wii controller strap!

Sorry Darth_Destro, but if your Wii strap splits, you must acquit!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 9, 2011 · 9:53 PM 
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65 Responses to “The case of the broken Wii controller strap!”

  1. Lordshadow on April 9th, 2011 10:07 pm

    Judge: Let's put his guilt to a vote. If he's guilty, say "Eye"

  2. Uzumakiclan43 on April 9th, 2011 10:07 pm

    I want a Nintendo Wii for Christmas!
    Mrs. Edgeworth:
    Sorry, son, but you can't.
    What? Why not?
    Mrs. Edgeworth:
    Because you'll WiiMote your eye out!

  3. TehHoboGawd on April 9th, 2011 10:08 pm

    I guess you could say that this was the day Phoenix Wright….

    *Puts on shades*



    Amidoingitrite??? :O

  4. Wetmang on April 9th, 2011 10:09 pm

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    There were 6 reports today of wiimote related deaths…

  5. Vosur on April 9th, 2011 10:13 pm

    The theory still allowed him to win the case by default since the prosecutor was out of commission.

  6. Tartaurus on April 9th, 2011 10:14 pm

    The true reason Godot wears the visor. Too bad he wasnt in court that day…

  7. CapnJakeBob on April 9th, 2011 10:21 pm


    So old, yet so gold.

  8. Vosur on April 9th, 2011 10:27 pm

    He should've kept his eyes peeled for an opening in the case.

  9. Lordshadow on April 9th, 2011 10:27 pm

    I, personally, am surprised that I got a positive reply out of Grammar Berzerker, on a joke that required misspelling "Aye."

  10. Deep Thought on April 9th, 2011 10:30 pm
  11. TheRedGrunt on April 9th, 2011 10:31 pm


  12. SHODAK on April 9th, 2011 10:33 pm

    Edgworth: The prosecution OHGOODGOD rests, your OHTHEPAIN honor.

    Phoenix: OBJECTION!
    As you can clearly see, the break on this wrist-strap is completely different from the break on the plaintiff's wrist-strap!

    Edgeworth: ARRRGHWhere are youOHGODgoing with this, Wright?ARGHWHYAREN'TYOUHELPINGME

    Phoenix: Obviously either my strap was sabotaged…

  13. OrionX on April 9th, 2011 10:39 pm

    Wiimote to the head!

  14. smashpro1 on April 9th, 2011 10:52 pm

    Well, I guess that Wii have a problem.

  15. GameboyPATH on April 9th, 2011 10:56 pm

    That's what he gets for not using the WiiMote condo- I MEAN Wiimote Jacket.

  16. Jimmy on April 9th, 2011 11:12 pm

    Psh, give people waggle, they complain the strap breaks and ruins their tvs. Lower the waggle and every other game console copies your shit. FUCK.

  17. smartmonkey on April 9th, 2011 11:15 pm
  18. MasterLuigi452 on April 9th, 2011 11:28 pm
  19. Redzeroine on April 9th, 2011 11:43 pm

    But we can still agree that he was Wright in this case

  20. Kn0w1d3a on April 10th, 2011 1:43 am


  21. Nick Soapdish on April 10th, 2011 3:06 am

    That's a lesson for you kids, always use a condom!

  22. dope92 on April 10th, 2011 3:34 am

    he shoulda said take that.

    im sorry but the best jokes got taken already….

  23. XPengooX64 on April 10th, 2011 11:31 am

    After that case, Edgeworth went on to sue Nintendo.
    As their defense attorney, Phoenix tried to prove Edgeworth wrong by demonstration.
    The strap broke, yet again, hitting Edgeworth in the other eye.
    This lead to another law suit, another hearing, and, eventually, a wiimote in every part of Edgeworth's body.

  24. TheHighscore on April 10th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Surprisingly, not the first time I have heard of this happening.

  25. KZN02 on April 10th, 2011 1:09 pm

    Given that there's the Wii version of the Ace Attorney series … I wonder with all that Wii-pointing when something like that will happen.

  26. Haite on April 10th, 2011 4:16 pm

    Old joke about a old complain is old.

  27. Rexxmech on April 10th, 2011 10:11 pm

    Another option was offer to play a round of Wii bowling with Edgeworth then though the power of the Wii, become BFF's

  28. MagmarFire on April 11th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Maybe Phoenix should've taken up darts after AA3 instead.

  29. AManWithACloak on April 12th, 2011 9:50 pm

    Over rule that, bitch.

  30. deathbychickens on May 12th, 2011 10:36 pm

    i guess he got….
    the point


    im sorry…bad even for me

  31. darksonic1 on September 23rd, 2012 1:43 pm

    Sir i think you just witnessed the epic fail.

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