Sorry Darth_Destro, but if your Wii strap splits, you must acquit!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 9, 2011 · 9:53 PM
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65 Responses to “The case of the broken Wii controller strap!”
Over rule that, bitch.
I believe WII all are
i guess he got….
the point
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im sorry…bad even for me
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Judge: Let's put his guilt to a vote. If he's guilty, say "Eye"
Miles:
I want a Nintendo Wii for Christmas!
Mrs. Edgeworth:
Sorry, son, but you can't.
Miles:
What? Why not?
Mrs. Edgeworth:
Because you'll WiiMote your eye out!
I guess you could say that this was the day Phoenix Wright….
*Puts on shades*
Snapped.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amidoingitrite??? :O
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There were 6 reports today of wiimote related deaths…
The theory still allowed him to win the case by default since the prosecutor was out of commission.
The true reason Godot wears the visor. Too bad he wasnt in court that day…
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OH GOD THIS ONE.
So old, yet so gold.
He should've kept his eyes peeled for an opening in the case.
A lack of foresight, for sure. But in hindsight, Phoenix underestimates the strength of his objection hand.
I, personally, am surprised that I got a positive reply out of Grammar Berzerker, on a joke that required misspelling "Aye."
You know what's next
Headshot
I don't think he'll have to look far to find a lawyer to represent him
Edgworth: The prosecution OHGOODGOD rests, your OHTHEPAIN honor.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
As you can clearly see, the break on this wrist-strap is completely different from the break on the plaintiff's wrist-strap!
Edgeworth: ARRRGHWhere are youOHGODgoing with this, Wright?ARGHWHYAREN'TYOUHELPINGME
Phoenix: Obviously either my strap was sabotaged…
OR THE PLAINTIFF'S WAS!
Relevant:
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Wiimote to the head!
Well, I guess that Wii have a problem.
That's what he gets for not using the WiiMote condo- I MEAN Wiimote Jacket.
here's one case <img src="http://cdn.duelinganalogs.com/comics/2006-12-18.png">
The sad part, other than the cries of excruciating pain, that's exactly how a Phoenix Wright case would go.
Psh, give people waggle, they complain the strap breaks and ruins their tvs. Lower the waggle and every other game console copies your shit. FUCK.
<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/ace%20attorney/fool2.png"> almost not related but still funny
True, but I don't envision Phoenix winning this case.
Related.
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Serves you right Meta Knight!
Oh my God!
There's a 15-player game on the Wii?
Don't blame Phoenix. It wasn't even REMOTEly his fault.
In foresight, he should of looked at the bindings then he would of foreseen this problem and could of looked for one that wasnt broken.
Eyeballs.
But we can still agree that he was Wright in this case
Wait, the joke I made a few submissions ago was already done on the Internet? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MII!
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Takes 15 just to get her off these days
Is everyone here Nintending to make bad puns?
The word was a double-entendre, and was a scripted version of an oral joke, so we'll let that one slide. Also, I do that all the time, so I don't want that to come bite me in the ass later on.
You think he would have seen this coming…
Eh, I'm pretty sure the guilty verdict is in sight
Eye
Aye
Optic Nerve
IncrediblyLamePun.TvTropes.com.
GRAMMAR JACKHAMMER!
could have*
would have*
"HAVE," people, not "of!" Learn the difference!
Honour? WTF PHOENIX WRIGHT ISN'T BRITISH!
Don't look at Mii like that; I didn't start this nonsense.
Wii Turnabout.
In other news Zyquux, I typed "Gentrollmen" into image search.
I think I'm doing it right. The league is on its way! But first, a jumpstart for you. Notify tmotom that he's eligible the moment his E-peen is back into positives, and if you can, help Deep Thought along.
I'm still wondering if there's a way to make us more identifiable…Something maybe for our avatars.
That's a lesson for you kids, always use a condom!
he shoulda said take that.
im sorry but the best jokes got taken already….
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This comic + hilarious voices
We also dominate the Google web search as well; we are definitely doing something right.
Affirmative, Sir! Yo, tmotom! Ya hear that?! You can join the League proper when you're positive again!
Beyond our top hats and monocles? Maybe a little Trollface pin on our top hats?
Also, this should be our "home page".
Damn you and your rhyming
actually, I think the Wario Ware game can be, but it's all done with one wii remote…
You'll have to forgive my lacking knowledge regarding the gentleman's club here on Halolz, but -- what is it? The most I can gather is that there are people with gentlemanly avatars.
Video Game Industry:
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Problem, world?
Here on Halolz.com, we have a tradition that people that hit 69 e-peen are awarded the privilege of placing a top hat and monocle upon their avatar. (AND HOLY CRAP, YOU HAVE 90 E-PEEN WITH 5 COMMENTS!)
The League of Extraordinary Gentrollmen, however, is our collection of our classy trolls. In my case, I link to TV Tropes. The other members are the founder, DM1293 (or DM -- Gentrollmen as he's named up there), and Deep Thought.
After that case, Edgeworth went on to sue Nintendo.
As their defense attorney, Phoenix tried to prove Edgeworth wrong by demonstration.
The strap broke, yet again, hitting Edgeworth in the other eye.
This lead to another law suit, another hearing, and, eventually, a wiimote in every part of Edgeworth's body.
A WiiMote condo? Like a condominium?
WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?
Surprisingly, not the first time I have heard of this happening.
Just so you know, I was going to have my avatar change for the release of portal 2. (along with a slight name change)
I'd suggest a crest or something in the corner of the avatar.
Given that there's the Wii version of the Ace Attorney series … I wonder with all that Wii-pointing when something like that will happen.
Old joke about a old complain is old.
Nobody used the 1293 that often anyway, the DM was an abbreviation. It can correlate to a username I'm fond of or of the most gentlemanly of all trolls, a Dungeon Master. They're designed to make you walk into traps, fight ungodly difficult monsters, solve simple puzzles that for some reason are really hard, and do it all without so much as cracking a smile at your plight. So yeah, I do believe Magnificent Bastard is our homepage.
Also what Zyquux said. The formula for Epeen calculation must be something utterly CONFUSING.
Well played, sir
Another option was offer to play a round of Wii bowling with Edgeworth then though the power of the Wii, become BFF's
Maybe Phoenix should've taken up darts after AA3 instead.
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