Yeah I know, Red really loves mountains… still a place with high velocity winds just isn’t a practical place to battle!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 9, 2011 · 6:54 AM
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MOUNTAIN used GUST!
It's a little too effective…
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Shawn, what are you doing?
GO! CHARI-!
…..
<img src="http://radiojente.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ffffuuuu.jpg" alt="" />
Meanwhile, down Mount Silver…
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I lold…. then-
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cause it's four in the fucking morning….
I got this:
"Shawn… what on earth are you doing?"
"Posting Halolz submissions…"
"Why on earth are you posting Halolz submissions at four in the morning?"
"Because I've lost control of my life…"
-Then on Halolz-
"Here's your requested Pokemon submission."
"Oh that's okay. I'm in the mood for some Minecraft now."
And this is why Pikachu was never stuffed into a ball in the anime.
red: go pick that shit up
challenger: but…
red: (angry face)
challenger begrudgingly agrees
red: now mountain do to me what you did to those poke balls
Next time they should just release their pokemons… no need for dramatic ball throwing action.
Lets see what is on Halolz today.
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Oh, ANOTHER Pokemon submission. I…I guess that's okay. That's cool.
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Where is Red to comment on this story? Is he late, or stuck in mountain traffic or something?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Well, i guess that idea just Blew.
+1 for Gentleman Cho'Gath Avatar
http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2008/08/22/7…
Another problem with glacial mountains
Katie's a tomboy.
This submission was POKE BALLS to the walls awesome!
Gold and Silver finished in a cave. This would be HeartGold and SoulSilver.
Now, now… perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything…
… but if you want to start something, he'll be more than happy to show you how it's done.
My childhood memories have now been corrupted
Tommy's father is Shawn…
Gold and Silver ended INSIDE the mountain.
WRONG COMIC IS WRONG!
It looks like that battle……
*Shades*
BLEW them away.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
And Katie's boyfriend is a Girltom. (a female rotom?)
That wind is one Mountain of an obstacle to overcome during battle.
Hill be a bit angry he lost his pokemon.
This battle really Blows.
Talk about a couple of Air heads.
OI?! WHERES RED?! HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!
… http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So Gold, how whats that fight against Red? I'm sure it was a kick to the balls fighting him, luckly you had your starter first
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Gold…?
You didn't hear? There was a major pile up at the bottom of the mountain. Apparently there is an overturned Snorlax blocking all lanes.
but… at least it's not like a bad GUST of wind.
I lol'd harder then I should of.
Who knew my advice shawn template would turn into that?
It's all fun and games until someone loses a ball
What on earth are you doing?
Searching for Courage Kratos
Why on earth are you searching for Courage Kratos? (He does this all day)
Because I've lost control of my life
Gary Oak used gust…
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Why is this getting downvoted? Ridiculously clever.
Can't he just fly down the mountain?
Maybe the Pokeball that got blown away was his Flying Pokemon
Apparently it's that hard to understand. They only understand the joke when they already gave their -1's (for…some reason?).
Because it's funny?
1. Find Red and start the battle.
2. Use only flying types.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
It fits?
To those who didn't get the rel="nofollow">reference, and this is the rel="nofollow">TF2 version
That's just scarey, well done good sir
Shawn: Alright community heres your Courage Kratos
Community: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shawn: lulz
Nah, no pokemon center up there to fly too.
Oh hey, this is pretty funn-
*looks at convention appearences*
ICON, WOOT!
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Damn. I left the pokeflute in the PC.
Didnt think I'd need it again.
This submission BLEW me away. Yeah, I'm starting the puns up again.
HE IS NOT THE PROPER E-PEEN TO HAVE THOSE! -1! -1! -1! ABIDE THE RULES, YOU FOOLISH FOOL! *additional spaz attack*
Then it's hilarious.
There is a Pun STORM on the horizon… this will be a TURBULENT fight, but we will meet them on the FRONT, and BLOW the crap out of them. This battle will not be a BREEZE, and many of you will choose to FLY away, but we will find HEIRS for those who perish. Let the PUNishment begin!
He's learning how to make wind in Minecraft right now. Big surprise for him when he returns
Anyone noticed, that Trainer's pants are unzipped?
That doesn't make any sense. Flying types are weak to his Pikachu and his Lapras for their electric and ice type attacks.
so they were using candy to fight?
"Red is saying: "Thanks""
PUNGEON MASTERS! It is time to begin the HURRICANE of Puns!
He went shopping for supplies. Got to restock his mountain refrigerator full of snacks.
<img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/252/7/8/pkmn__hospitality_by_meru_chan-d2ycw3b.jpg">
Justified in this case because Gentleman Cho'Gath is an official skin in League of Legends. When he hits 69, he'll just add an additional hat and/or monocle the Gentleman Cho'Gath.
Er, I think it's talking about the remakes, HeartGold and SoulSilver where you fight Red on top of Mt. Silver. In the hail. Against a Lapras. With Typhlosion.
NO, I'M NOT BITTER!
(I still won, by the way.)
Just woke up… SORRY
that's why I have mountain balls… they're heavy, but they wont blow away
oh, typhlosion… that's cool and all,
except for…
<img src="http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/onix.gif" alt="" />
ROCKS!!!
I broke the wind in minecraft…
what a cold hearted bastard, that pikachu.
Damn straight I eat rocks… those Gorons were right with their diet!!!
plus… that's what simipour does
The last time someone tried to get me off a mountain went something like this:
<img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14600000/Green-nagging-red-D-pokemon-14644476-1133-800.jpg" alt="" />
(P.S. he stayed up here)
Why can we only use 6 Pokémon?! We should be able to use 8!
You can't divide 6 evenly no matter how you cut it! But 8 is symmetrical on all sides! IT'S THE PERFECT NUMBER!
You're damn right he stayed up there!
Or did you? Were you surprised to see your own actions on Halolz today?
My Samurott eats Simipour for breakfast, so I guess that explains why he's been constipated for a month.
I see what you did there… THROUGH MY BLACKGLASSES!
Nah, seven is a nice number. Luckier too.
Please tell me they hold pokemon… and not just albino Tympole…
What exactly is the League of Legends, and why was I not informed?
Incorrect, sir. That is part of the Japanese/other foreign language, not unzipped pants. I would know.
Must… Resist… Cannot… Resist… SPELLING HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
*scary.
The dark deed that I am obligated to do is done.
LoL is by the creators of DotA on Warcraft 3 Frozen Thrown. It is a game where you control a hero and fight minions and other heros on the opposing team to get past their towers and into their base to destroy their nexus thus winning the game.
This is League of Legends.
In short, it's like DotA, but (apparently) better and more refined.
It may be the "perfect" number, but 42 is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
I want that Eevee so bad. But alas it belongs to Gary Oak.
At least it's not Charizard. My brother's Charizard got K.O.ed by a 5-hit Rock Blast from Giovanni's Rhyhorn in FireRed.
…
*bang*
<img src="http://blog.newsarama.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/gun_barrel_sequence.jpg" alt="" />
nope.avi
they hold albino Poliwraths!!!
Red's pikachu used "rape face"!
Gary's Eevee fainted from fright!
Pikachu used "harden"!! then "pound"
Eevee used "encore!"
Pikachu used "pound" (x3)
Pikachu used "string shot"
…
Pikachu fell asleep!!!
*hands Ryu_Bonkosi an egg*
No, Gold just really, really likes his pokemon… I've had the mispleasure to witness it
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC, BUT…
I have realized something:
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he is bad grammar
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<img src="http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Megaton-Hammer.png" alt="" />
this is the grammar hammer
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this is what WE do to bad grammar
no, I just started with Butts, my pidgeott
Heavy balls… are they made of Steel?
I like having a couple minutes to look at all the heroes before the map starts… I think it's better than Dota.
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why yes… yes they are!
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problem, flying types?
No, I mean, i BROKE wind today…
not really,
Mudkip, you want this guy?
I think Butts just got sent for a little ride down a rather large drop
An honest to goodness Grammar Hammer analogy.
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Zyquux, I am proud.
And now, rel="nofollow"> to get your blood boiling and your rebellious nature going!
The most powerful use of Ominous Wind ever.
Post gif, …., +1's profit
IMPOSSIBRU!
sorry, she's kinda busy.
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"I seem to have been mistaken… *twitching on ground*
Maybe; "Nope.avi"?"
0_0 did you at least use a sword to cut the cheese?
Is that a mountain I see in the background? *boner*
BEWARE THE AFTERMATH!
Where did you get that sledgehammer??? I need one!
That brings back SO MANY bad memories… *shudder* damn kid got that hammer, I never saw it coming… this is why I do what I do… so others can feel my pain… *whimper*
U jelly of THUNDERBOLT? He'll send you blasting off… AGAIN!
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Am I the only one here who doesn't play WoW?
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maybe…
*takes egg from Ryu_Bonkosi*
*goes into the mountain-kitchen*
*begins making scrambled eggs for Green*
But! But! That number is so amazing it must be +1'd! I propose the perfect number would thus be 43!
*cheers begin in the crowd*
Then jumped by a Dragonite.
Like a boss.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/NCI_clove_ham.jpg/672px-NCI_clove_ham.jpg" height="200" width="250">
Now you can make Green's eggs and ham!
Either you left off an O or added an extra T. Either way…
TATSUMAKI SPELLPUKYAKU!
i knew i remembered this from somewhere…
shit i have to…..
SO IF DUKE NUKEM PLAYED POKEMON HE'D USE THEM?!
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私は日本の知っているので、私は完全にそれを入手！Hahahaha!
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If you guys haven't seen Rugrats (I used to watch it when I was little! ^_^), he's making chocolate pudding! :D
that's cool and all Red, but look what I have got <img src="http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/1_61_112107_SwissArmyKnife.jpg">
that's cool and all seanhl, but I've got this:
<img src="http://ducttape.umwblogs.org/files/2009/03/duck-tape.jpg" alt="" />
now, if you'll excuse me, I must go sit for a portrait
suddenly:
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1. Obtain Goggles.
2. Scroll to top of page.
3. Activate.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!
In Soviet Unova…
I had always thought:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/4/4d/HGSS_Lt_Surge.png" alt="">
That he was the pokemon version of Duke Nukem (the "G-Rated" version, per se)
*rape face activates*
and then you lose the other one
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familiar?
…and if you get out of line, I'll make sure it happens again!
there was an Eevee in that egg, you knew that right?
MURDERERS!!!
P.S. I made Gary Oak discover how awesome mountains are…
he's living on one now… one of mine… TAX TIME!!!
(*singing* 'cos I'm the Taxman…)
Ethan wears shorts and Red wears short sleeved shirts, how aren't they freezing to death?
"a Dragonite"
…in heat
So Dragon's Den IS connected to Red's Mountain! I wondered how all those Dratini kept popping up.
*vomit*
Because Red commands his mountain to be warm. Forever. That isn't snow, its bird poop.
Hmm… he was going to evolve into a Leafeon, because it tasted like salad and was slightly green.
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DO NOT WANT.
Does he mean blow or throw off of a mountain?
Keep using your normal Grammar Hammer
After it had gained enough experience, go collect some materials from the forest and mine, and then bring them to the blacksmith to upgrade your Grammar Hammer
In America, Girl rides Rapidash. In Soviet Unova,…
(By the way, I have officially moved to Soviet Unova)
How am I supposed to activate it here? I can only activate it on that link you put.
Instead of guns, he'd use ANODDA THUNDABOLD.
(I got to say that twice in as many days. :D)
Yes, but if TTGL has taught me anything, you can reach the ultimate potential, and still go one further.
The perfect number is now 44.
That's ok… i never liked that Furret, who was the first Pokemon i caught, surfed me everywhere, beat Whitney's Miltank… I can always get another one. *sniff sniff*
The Infinty Plus One Sword (not to be confused with a sword that gives infinite +1's) demands that perfection can always be improved.
The perfect number is now 45.
I thought it was a bit burned. The taste was a little shocking and needed some water to go down. As long as it is served fresh and not frozen, it would be well suited either in the morning or as a late night snack.
I will prepare my cannons.
If the burns upset you, go ahead and take it out on my good-for-nothing Simisear. He burned it, and I had to use my Samurott's hydro pump to wash it down, then finish it off with some Mad Moomoo Milk.
If perfection can always be improved, then logic dictates that the truly perfect number is ∞. ∞+1=∞, so ∞ is the perfect number, and is symmetrical. Enjoy.
Do you know where I can obtain a Grammar Pickax, and perhaps a Grammar Axe?
Drag the big button to your bookmarks, go to this page, then click it!
(-edits- wait nvm some asshole erased it now I have all the sads. I WILL KEEP REDRAWING UNTIL WE STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS PAGE)
(-edits again- OK I OFFICIALLY LOVE ALL OF YOU.)
one of quaker171's cannon men: "cannons are ready sir"
quaker171: "good, good"
*quaker171 turns around*
*soldier walks up behind quaker171, pulls off disguise, revealing himself to be…
LINK!!!*
<img src="http://campinfinity.cs.luc.edu/Members/session1/group6/kristen/legendofzelda_pic" alt="" />
Link: "now, let's make this easy. you can die by:
A) endless (at least, 'till you're dead) loop of "Friday" played on the Ocarina, with NAVI doing vocals,
OR
B) HAMMER TIME!!!
I'll give you ten seconds to decide, or I'll kill you with the hammer while NAVI sings "Friday""
Hah thanks, I didn't get this at all!
That is exactly how this goes down… except I literally say the word "lulz" in a regular speaking voice.
Well, that's what the kids think.
Berzerker has a monopoly on Grammar Axes. I don't know about Grammar Pickaxes though.
Erm… I think I accidentally erased them. The diamond is mine though!
No one got my Eeveelution puns? :(
I was going to make a joke about someone finding rare-candies and potions, but Rain got to it before me with that awsom comment
I am dissapoint
Damn, I shall never beat you, will I?
Nope.avi
I see what you did there.
Oh fu..- *splat*
My spleen!
Oh fuck me :I
inb4 OHGODAFURRY
Oh, right! Crap I forgot that Mistakes Happen. I'M SORRY (AND IF IT WASN'T YOU, I'M SORRY TO THE OTHER PERSON TOO)
Anyway that diamond is badass and you have more than made up for any potential Wrongdoings
OBJECTION! Link doesn't talk. Therfore this couldn't be Link!
He held up signs with the words painted on:
(sort of like…)
<img src="http://www.pathf.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wile-e-coyote.jpg" alt="" />
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=491051…
… shocking
<img src="http://www.glogster.com/media/5/15/77/80/15778007.jpg" alt="" />
BUT. THEY'RE. SO. CUTE!!!
(plus I'm harvesting them to build a hyper-beam doomsday cannon)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW that's nasty
I guess either one is applicable. They both seem like they might be fun and painful… Mostly painful.
The idea is that any pokemon that can't fly will simply stay at the base of the mountain Jimmy. >_>
fuck….
TO THE CARGO PLANE!!!!
*silence*
SHUT UP BITCH YES WE CAN!!!!
*Silence*
DAMMIT HE WILL!!! LET ME ON THE FUKKKN PLANE!!!
*silence*
GET THESE MOTHERFUCKIN EKANS OF THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!
I DON'T THINK Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssso!
You obviously misunderstood my meaning of the word "Blow".
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Oh, yeah, I saw them. I just didn't acknowledge them because they weren't in all caps. If that behavior continued, you will be PUNished. As I believe, I have been crowned the Master of Puns somewhere on the Only Four Moves thread.
It was under razorman715's thread where he says something along the lines of shocking. Capitalize or be ignored, decrees the Master!
Why did you do that? It makes my brain yelp and hide in the corner.
Technically speaking, thats not a furry. It has no fur.
So it's a Gill-y? Has gills…sort of like a fish…
On a separate note, I'd probably never want to have sex with a mermaid. You have the woman part on top, but fish part on bottom. It's not quite as effective…unless…
These jokes are knocking the wind right out of me. XD
CARTOON ANTICS!!!!! … guess what! http://www.tvtropes.org. JOIN THE CULT… O.o
I now hate you more than any one man in the world.
in tech terms it is… cause it's a anamorphic character of a animal like character .
… he… humps Pokemon? D: MY BRAIN NEEDS BRAIN DETERGENT!
Now if we used the move Gravity, maybe this could have been averted.
Obligatory: so i herd u leik mudkips
GAAAHHHHHHH!
YOU SNAKES DOOMED US ALL!!!!
There is something… wrong… with these snakes…
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He's a belt!
mission accomplished.
oh… phew….
we are safe.
when the beam hits, the plane lifts off
we survive…
This thing can take off?
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I blame the magnets again.
This thing can still take off?
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For those who can't read it, it says
LANDING A PLANE
Step 1: Reduce air speed… Check.
Step 2: Reduce altitude… Check.
Step 3: Extend landing gear… oh shi-
You won't, but I will.
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Futurama: Season 2; Episode 12: The Deep South. (Line said by Fry after trying to have sex with a mermaid.)"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?!
Smells like fish, too. Don't think about that too much.
If we used to move Gravity, Gold never would've been able to make that climb up the mountain. What a wimp.
I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
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Believe it or not, Jimmy's walking on air. Into a Punderstorm.
Maybe its a bad thing that I made the eggs POACHED.
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I'll die by the endless looping of
*Cuts Link's throat with my sword*
YOUR DEATH.
Uh… it wasn't him. I intentionally vandalized it. I wanted to cause maximum confusion. I apologize.
I might be able to make do with a case of Grammar TNT, which I happen to have in case of major events. (i.e. horrible grammar-having trolls) What ores do I need again? Pure grammar, I think coal, and… Iron?
*Takes Grammar Axe and hands over an egg.*
"This will one day hatch into the ultimate Pokemon… GRAMMALDA! She is made of pure grammar, and, when she hatches, she will unleash her might on all who use poor grammar."
I have a game plan.
You just answered your own question.
Hey, Mr.Private Knowledge, that's not a Japanese flag.
I think you mean one of the following:
文法ハマー
व्याकरण हथौड़ा
文法锤
Грамматика HAMMER
گرائمر ہتھوڑا
GHRAMADAÍ casúr
You mean the PUNderstorm?
Then it's even more hilarious. Then you lose a third you didn't know about.
Well, originally they just made you use your Grammar Hoe, but they might have upgraded in later versions.
It's directed toward the Japanese, Mr. Technical.
一口私の光沢のある金属製のお尻, tmotom. 一口私の光沢のある金属製のお尻.
A pirate, as history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
You sir win. Have a cookie.
Ohh yeah, that's real funny.
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That's a little big… But still!
H8ers gonna H8
PS: Gratz on the 69. Bust out your monocle and top hat.
Meanwhile, far away in the Sinnoh Region:
May: Ha ha, Brendan, I always knew I could be a better trainer than you! We only just got our starter Pokemon and I'm already kicking your ass! Piplup, use Tackle!
*Brendan's Chimchar faints*
*two pokeballs carried on the wind fly out from nowhere and release a lvl. 86 Pikachu and lvl. 90 Steelix on his side of the field*
May: WHAT THE SHIT
Damn it
*reads "Common Errors in English Usage"*
Some residents may have left Black City and/or White Forest. Hopefully you didn't leave those areas waiting for too long! Quick, get Snugglekins or someone to catch some Porygon!
[In case you people don't know, in White Forest there's a Bakcpacker named Herman which, if you're lucky to get him, then you'll have a slim chance of finding Porygon! In Black City, he'll challenge you to a battle with Porygon-Z! Note this, as this is an example of how Black City's residents affect the Pokemon found in White Forest - the type, if not the actual Pokemon that the trainers use in Black City are found in White Forest from getting the same person to come there. ~Fiera]