Some people like to wait for that inevitable third Pokemon title that comes out six months or so after the originals. I think this time I may have to pass.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2011 · 3:41 AM
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I just hope the game's not…
…A piece of trash!
That's not Pokemon Brown, the box clearly says White. This must be some kind of bootleg. I must buy it, for the hopes that its text will be something along the lines of Vietnamese Crystal.
Eventually the only colour left will be Chartreuse.
I get the feeling that any changes they'll make…
*Zyquux's Spiffy Shades*
…Will be garbage!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASHITTYPUNAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
My speculated generation 6 version names: Pokémon Plaid and Pokémon Argyle
I have immediately decided that I'd get Argyle, and developed an animosity to anyone who would disagree.
Plaid sucks, bitches. (Obviously it would be localised to Tartan in the UK)
Or maybe I'll just wait for Pokemon Paisley…
Perhaps the ultimate death of the pokemon franchise will be a lack of new colors to name their games?
…
Eh, I doubt it. They can always go to hex codes.
"Next fall, buy Pokemon FB33B2 and FB33B4! The packaging is almost identical colored, and the game inside is even more so, BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT SO BUY BOTH."
Oh, and 9001 new pokederps.
Well that puts Kyurem in the s#!+…
I see what you did with your YEEEEAAAAHHH.
Also, glad to see my shades being put to good use!
<img src=http://knowyourmeme.com/i/24183/original/500pxShopped.jpg>
I already got White.
The gamer in me NEEDS Gray regardless…
;___;
Yeah I have no idea what the 3rd color will be. The third in the trio is a ice type so maybe clear or something colorless but that doesn't sound cool so I'm hoping for Pokemon Steel now that's a cool title and it could work in my opinion. Also gray just doesn't cut it for me.
We require more Volcano Bakemeat. And someone need to continue the epic saga of Elf World D:
Legendary Trash Pokemon? Meh… it’s probably rubbish.
A legendary trash-type pokemon? it's probably rubbish anyway.
I'm just waiting for them to release Pokemon Fuchsia.
I'd say "kill it with fire", but, we all know the reaction when fire meets Garbodor.
There might be Pokemon Orange-Brown-With-Red-Stripes.
In other news, WOO 86 E-PEEN!
I
FUCKING
LOVE
TRASH MONSTERS.
Shouldn't this be Pokemon Gray? Or wait a moment if we accept the Final Fantasy theory of combining colors then the next addition in the franchise should be Pokemon Red… But Pokemon Red already exist and it was one of the first Pokemon games… That means…
OMG POKEMON GAMEZ HAS ENDED NOW EVERYTHING WILL DIE AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE REBORN!
Complaining about redundancy and lack of particularly “unique” ideas in new pokemon generations is like complaining about lack of variety in blowjobs.
Both are entertaining, but it’s ultimately always the same experience.
Also can’t wait until they stop using colors and starting moving into color-ideas, like Pokémon jungle version or something.
Let's just say that the reaction would…
*BlackGlasses*
…stink.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Pokemon Fuchsia: The game that will make any man seam more like a baby.
ALSO IT WLL FEATURE CARD GAMES ON TRYCICLES IN 4D!
You know what I need?
HAVE WOOD NEED SHEEP!
Fucking Garbodor. BTW, the third version will most likely be Gray Version, and it's mascot will be Kyurem, that Legendary Dragon/Ice Pokemon. Bulbapedia says it's part of the Tao Trio, along with Reshiram and Zekrom, so it almost has to be Kyurem.
Also, first post on Halolz! w00t!
GameFreak will eventually get with the program and start using the colors and pattern for advice memes.
Pokemon Courage Kratos
Pokemon Advice Oak
E-peen gone altogether?
Troll away boys.
Crystal, Diamond, Pearl and Platinum wasn't really a color though
After they ran out of color they'll either release remakes with silly names (ShinyPearl and GlitterDiamond perhaps?) or use gems as the new games' names
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!
seem*
OH SHIT A BEAR!
With the Starting Pokemon Lumposhittor, which evolves into Pileoshittor, which evolves into Diarrheadon
Also: <img src="http://www.comingunmoored.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/trash-heap.jpg">
related?
Only Gens 1 and 5 were colors. G/S/Pt were metals, C/R/S/E/D/P were precious gems.
eh, a crystal really isn't a precious gem, they're far too common to really have any monetary value, maybe it'll be pokemon granite and pokemon slate next
So now they are going to start using shades of fecal matter; Diarrhea Brown and Spackle Green, with the 6 months later title of Uh Oh Red?
I HAVE WOOD FOR SHEEP.
What? It was on my nametag for work!!! It's not my fault my bosses were queer.
Pokemon Brown? I love poop jokes. I might have to go preorder Pokemon brown…
Well…I guess that would make it Pokemon: White Trash version…
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
go bak to germany u gramar nazi!
Well, Nintendo trademarked four names after Black and White, being Pokemon Grey, Scarlet, Crimson and Brown (NO JOKE.) so it is very likely that one of those four will be the third version (or not, it's not necessarily going to be the case, they can just trademark the titles and not use them)
So, in other words… the pic is the truth.
I have a horse. All your arguments never happened.
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Somehow I read this as "I fucking love trash mountains"
I think Red's love of mountains is starting to affect me
Helping the reformed troll!
Those other trolls are just jealous of your reformed self :P
OH SHI- Where?
That, or it'll just crumble due to Weak Armor.
When I was just a wee lad I believed in the myth of Pokemon Purple version, where your starter pokemon was Gengar and every time you defeated a pokemon they would bleed to death on the screen.
I don't recall whoever told me this was a real game, but sometimes I wonder what insane asylum that person came from.
i hope its scarlet
that would be pretty cool
Great Pacific Garbage Patch + radioactive water from Japan's nuclear plant = whatever the hell that thing is
Indeed! And they are truly spiffy, Sir Zyquux of TVTropes.
I want Pokemon Grey and Pokemon Beige.
Have Gun, Will Shoot?
How Amazing is your horse? And what does it taste like?
It'll be Grey. Black+White = Grey
I think you meant "OH SHI-What?"
As in this fella:
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/3/3b/501Oshawott.png/145px-501Oshawott.png">
Congrats on breaking -100!
Pokémon Verdigris?
His horse is amazing and it tastes just like raisins.
Does it turn into a plane?
It seems like I can never say that without someone reading it wrong.
I don't love fucking trash monsters.
I don't fucking love trash mountains.
I just fucking love trash monsters.
pff no way are they making a Garbodor version
the third on will probly star Kyurem who is a dragon/ice one
personly i want one starring Keldeo water/fighting (at the momant it looks like he will be event only though)
When you stroke on it's mane.
And then it turns back again?
When you tug on it's winky.
that could work…sure.
OH SHI-What?
It cant be grey, anf nintendo knows why.
They don't want a bunch of pokemon haters/trolls shouting "Grey is Gay"
……..
(Irrelevant)I love apple pie.
Pokémon Orange
Pokémon Purple
Pokémon Teal
Pokémon Amber
Pokémon Jade
Pokémon Topaz
Pokémon Amethyst
Pokémon Peridot
Pokémon Garnet
Pokémon Alexandrite
Pokémon Opal
Pokémon Turquoise
Pokémon Quartz
I'd also say Pokémon Onyx and Lapis, but then people would do so many macros of Onix and Lapras on the front cover. Point being, we have plenty of birthstones and colors to go.
Ooh, that's dirty!
Remember when the back of Charmeleon's head was the ugliest pokemon in the game?
<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110402063240/pokemon/images/6/60/Charmeleon_Back_I.png">
ಠ_ಠ
Lol! I caught a Pikapoop.
In the next few decades, when Pokemon runs out of colors, metals, minerals, and gems, what's left? Pokemon Dodge version and Pokemon Ford version? That's just silly.
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*rolls up newspaper* WHAP!
NO, Bad razorman! NO cheap card games jokes! That's how wars get started!
Now, go out and think about what you did.
Well, if it worked for HeartGold and SoulSilver…
But… how… why… could… *brainfail*
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Pigdeot's was way worse.
Do you think so? Well then I better not show you where the lemonade is made. (It's) Sweet Lemonade. Oooh Sweet Lemonade.
actually garbodor's main color is green
Sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade!
not really.
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0c/Spr_b_g1_018.png">
:/
This is a temporarily amusing satire, until you realize that the joke itself is exactly what it's accusing Gen V of.
Anyway, jokes aside, I have an interesting (although possibly non-original, I don't know) theory about the third version: Pokemon Clear Version. Think about it: Reshiram and Zekrom represent Yin and Yang, and are thus colored black and white. But Kyurem, the third of the Tao Trio, represents Wuji.
Wuji is the absence of Yin OR Yang. It is empty. It is nothing. It is… clear.
Also, Kyurem is ice type, and ice is typically clear unless it is frosted in texture.
Thus, Pokemon Clear Version.
Just my theory.
Hop on my horse.
I believe a right rollicking U MAD is in order, chaps.
Sorry for the headache.
Can't kill it with ground, either.
*bleep*ing EPA…
I just noticed that you have less than -100p.
Congratz!
His hair is FAAAAAAABUUUUUULOUUUUUUUS!
No one can ever forget the upcoming Pokemon Raimbow games, with 33% more seisure enducing abilities!!
Don't leave out Youngster Franks Garbador, ITS TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE
I hope the money I spend on this game won't be a…
*Sunglasses*
waste
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Pokemon Mauve and Puce, least known or masculine colors ever
I'll take you across the universe
Nice, but it would have been funnier if they taken the "white" out of the title.
And all the other places too.
I'm sure you'll find that the Universe pretty much covers everything.
Shut up and get on my horse.
Then whats left is the OVER 9000 remakes that Gamefreak will produce
I am so proud of everyone who posted here. +1 thunderstorm coming!
I'm just waiting for Pokémon Iron and Pokémon Copper.
Unfortunately, I doubt poke-d'Artagnan will be getting any love, except perhaps in a Ranger game.
Cobalt and Plum