Pokémon Brown

Some people like to wait for that inevitable third Pokemon title that comes out six months or so after the originals. I think this time I may have to pass.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2011 · 3:41 AM 
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Bad Ideas, Cover Art, Foreign Object, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Stinky

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102 Responses to “Pokémon Brown”

  1. BoxeyBrown on April 8th, 2011 3:46 am

    I just hope the game's not…

    …A piece of trash!

  2. £cake on April 8th, 2011 3:50 am

    That's not Pokemon Brown, the box clearly says White. This must be some kind of bootleg. I must buy it, for the hopes that its text will be something along the lines of Vietnamese Crystal.

  3. strayjohno on April 8th, 2011 3:54 am

    Eventually the only colour left will be Chartreuse.

  4. TheUnknownNoob on April 8th, 2011 4:05 am

    Perhaps the ultimate death of the pokemon franchise will be a lack of new colors to name their games?

    Eh, I doubt it. They can always go to hex codes.

    "Next fall, buy Pokemon FB33B2 and FB33B4! The packaging is almost identical colored, and the game inside is even more so, BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT SO BUY BOTH."

    Oh, and 9001 new pokederps.

  5. TehVortex on April 8th, 2011 4:17 am

    Well that puts Kyurem in the s#!+…

  6. Rain on April 8th, 2011 4:28 am

    <img src=http://knowyourmeme.com/i/24183/original/500pxShopped.jpg>

  7. SonicsmyName on April 8th, 2011 4:50 am

    I already got White.

    The gamer in me NEEDS Gray regardless…


  8. VyseRogueKing on April 8th, 2011 5:20 am

    Yeah I have no idea what the 3rd color will be. The third in the trio is a ice type so maybe clear or something colorless but that doesn't sound cool so I'm hoping for Pokemon Steel now that's a cool title and it could work in my opinion. Also gray just doesn't cut it for me.

  9. UndeadLex on April 8th, 2011 7:08 am

    Legendary Trash Pokemon? Meh… it’s probably rubbish.

  10. UndeadLex on April 8th, 2011 7:10 am

    A legendary trash-type pokemon? it's probably rubbish anyway.

  11. Uzumakiclan43 on April 8th, 2011 7:16 am

    I'd say "kill it with fire", but, we all know the reaction when fire meets Garbodor.

  12. RespectfulGlove on April 8th, 2011 7:49 am





  13. Annonith on April 8th, 2011 8:12 am

    Shouldn't this be Pokemon Gray? Or wait a moment if we accept the Final Fantasy theory of combining colors then the next addition in the franchise should be Pokemon Red… But Pokemon Red already exist and it was one of the first Pokemon games… That means…

  14. Mr.Mystery on April 8th, 2011 8:12 am

    Complaining about redundancy and lack of particularly “unique” ideas in new pokemon generations is like complaining about lack of variety in blowjobs.

    Both are entertaining, but it’s ultimately always the same experience.

    Also can’t wait until they stop using colors and starting moving into color-ideas, like Pokémon jungle version or something.

  15. TheWallinator74 on April 8th, 2011 8:31 am

    Fucking Garbodor. BTW, the third version will most likely be Gray Version, and it's mascot will be Kyurem, that Legendary Dragon/Ice Pokemon. Bulbapedia says it's part of the Tao Trio, along with Reshiram and Zekrom, so it almost has to be Kyurem.

    Also, first post on Halolz! w00t!

  16. Zohmthar on April 8th, 2011 8:38 am

    E-peen gone altogether?

    Troll away boys.

  17. Wetmang on April 8th, 2011 9:01 am

    With the Starting Pokemon Lumposhittor, which evolves into Pileoshittor, which evolves into Diarrheadon
    Also: <img src="http://www.comingunmoored.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/trash-heap.jpg"&gt;

  18. tmotom on April 8th, 2011 10:17 am

    Pokemon Brown? I love poop jokes. I might have to go preorder Pokemon brown…

  19. FlareKitsu on April 8th, 2011 10:34 am

    I have a horse. All your arguments never happened.

  20. Trainer_Black on April 8th, 2011 12:27 pm

    When I was just a wee lad I believed in the myth of Pokemon Purple version, where your starter pokemon was Gengar and every time you defeated a pokemon they would bleed to death on the screen.

    I don't recall whoever told me this was a real game, but sometimes I wonder what insane asylum that person came from.

  21. death_by_Cucco on April 8th, 2011 4:20 pm

    pff no way are they making a Garbodor version

    the third on will probly star Kyurem who is a dragon/ice one

    personly i want one starring Keldeo water/fighting (at the momant it looks like he will be event only though)

  22. TCC on April 8th, 2011 4:50 pm

    Remember when the back of Charmeleon's head was the ugliest pokemon in the game?

    <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110402063240/pokemon/images/6/60/Charmeleon_Back_I.png"&gt;

  23. Red_Zero on April 8th, 2011 5:16 pm
  24. Mjr_Boothroyd on April 8th, 2011 5:35 pm

    But… how… why… could… *brainfail*

    Mjr_Boothroyd has experienced a serious error. If this is the first time you have received this error, please restart Mjr_Boothroyd. If the problem persists, please take Mjr_Boothroyd to a certified technician .

  25. CriticalQuit on April 8th, 2011 8:06 pm

    This is a temporarily amusing satire, until you realize that the joke itself is exactly what it's accusing Gen V of.

    Anyway, jokes aside, I have an interesting (although possibly non-original, I don't know) theory about the third version: Pokemon Clear Version. Think about it: Reshiram and Zekrom represent Yin and Yang, and are thus colored black and white. But Kyurem, the third of the Tao Trio, represents Wuji.

    Wuji is the absence of Yin OR Yang. It is empty. It is nothing. It is… clear.

    Also, Kyurem is ice type, and ice is typically clear unless it is frosted in texture.

    Thus, Pokemon Clear Version.

    Just my theory.

  26. GazzyW007 on April 8th, 2011 9:02 pm

    I believe a right rollicking U MAD is in order, chaps.

    Sorry for the headache.

  27. Nick Chenoweth on April 8th, 2011 11:46 pm

    Nice, but it would have been funnier if they taken the "white" out of the title.

  28. HeadcrabZombie on April 9th, 2011 2:59 pm

    I'm just waiting for Pokémon Iron and Pokémon Copper.

  29. PikaCommando on November 20th, 2012 1:02 pm

    Garbodor may be ugly, stinky and made of trash, but once you befriend it……

    It will be so loyal that you'll dump your girlfriend.


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