That’s how you know it’s time to d-d–d-d–d-d–d-d-due… pokemon battle!
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Shit has never been more real.
You know, I always thought having a bandage across your nose was the anime sign for determination. This, however, makes me wonder…
Random Encounter Pokemon: God no! He turned it backwards, catch shot, that's a catch shot!
at least he didnt grow an extra foot and pass puberty every time he battled… like yugi did… fucking cheater!
I find it unlikely that whoever made this couldn't find an image of Ash turning his hat backwards without text on the bottom.
I loved when Ash always did this.
NOW FOR THIS SHIT TO GET MORE REAL!
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For Garry MOTHERFUCKING Oak Shit's going to go down when he BREATHS
Despite the grammar issues, I'd have to agree with you.
Here have some with text on the top :D http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l75/edmasterpow…
Also, that is shit going down AGAINST A MOTHERFUCKING DARKAI IN THE LEAGUE. Shit can't get more real.
Looks like Ash is bringin'…
*Shades*
The hat back.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhthatsucked…
I imagine Jimmy is incapacitated with rage that Ash is stylin' up on him now.
That's almost as bad of a sign of shit going down as the sunglasses gleam
Some people mash B ( + Down or Up if you want) to try and increase their chances of catching a pokemon.
Ash turns his Hat backwards. The Hat wins. It always wins.
He's Over the Top!
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Did anyone else notice the Japanese subtitles in the background? I did. Anyway time for something witty and smart to say about this picture… uhhh…. Nevermind. Alright… Did you know that scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus? Because if you didn't, you do now.
You get a -4 to throwing attack if you don't switch your hat backwards while using a pokeball
Wish I could do this in TF2, to let the other team know when I AM THOUGH GETTING DOMINATED AND SHIT GOT REAL, SON.
?Que?
NEIN! NO TEE EFF TOO!
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Already pointed that out.
Staying off-topic, though, that SCUBA thing brings up a funny story… WARNING: impending wall of text.
In seventh grade, my class had a little competition. We were split into teams, and given a series of questions, with two chances to answer correctly. If we answered the question correctly, one of us would attempt to toss a balled-up piece of paper into the trash can for 3 or 2 points, depending on whether or not we got the answer in one try or two.
My team was dumb as a box of rocks. I knew the answer to every question, but we got them all wrong on the first guess, since they refused to listen to me unless they already got the answer wrong. One question was "What does 'SCUBA' stand for?", and I forget the answer they came up with, but it was horrific. Yet one I'll never forget was "Who is the Greek god of the ocean?". Despite my constant assurance that the correct answer was Poseidon, they decided to guess Neptune first. I still remember what I said to them before they answered, verbatim: "Listen, I'm Greek, I know a thing or two about Greek gods. You guys can say Neptune if you want, but I've given you every right answer so far, and you've yet to realize it. If you say Neptune, I refuse to give you any more answers." Of course, they didn't listen to me, so I leaned back to watch them fail the rest of the questions… or so I hoped. Turns out, that was the last question.
You've just watched "Leo Venting His Frustrating Past Experiences Via the Internet". Tune in next week.
Imagine if Ash channeled Red's spirit for every battle…
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=8
I think doing so would require the following:
A mountain
Substantial monetary payment
An ancient forbidden ritual involving a living sacrifice
SCIENCE!
Time travel by excessive drinking
Permission from Game Freak
and Misty's appearance to be updated
(Also, possibly Red to die, since channeling a spirit while it's still in a body causes paradoxes, evil twins, crossing the moral event horizon, or failure)
Was actually thinking of that when I posted.
Your mind reading skills are impressive. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
The hat seems to reflect Halolz.
Sometimes, whatever goes down is serious:
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Sometimes it's funny as heck.
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But no matter what, it always goes down epicly. Respect the hat.
Ash: ZOMG TEXT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD!
Oh that's nothing.
When I was six, my dad expected me to be able to tie my shoes perfectly. Now of course I KNEW how to tie my shoes, my problem was maintaining a control over my fingers. My father beat him on the head numerous times after that for not being able to create a solid knot.
Coincidentally the night after, I was watching tv when everyone was either away or asleep. Rugrats was on and I was like "HELL YEAR RUGRATS", so decided to watch that. It was the episode where Chuckie impressed his dad by being able to tie his shoes (actually Angelica doing the work for him) at a young age. I forget exactly what his dad said at the end, but it went something like: "I don't care if you ever learn to tie your shoes, because that doesn't change the fact that you are my son, and I am your father, and I will always love you for that."…
Immediately turned off the tv.
Went to bed.
Cried myself to sleep that night.
Feels bad man…..
….wait I'm Asian that's supposed to happen. Nevermind.
YAY NEW HALOLZ SUBMISSION I WONDER WHAT LOLZ SHALL BE BROUGHT TO US TODAY.
*Looks at it, is reminded of childhood*
….
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Ash… you… stupid… stupid…. *sobs*
I call hax.
How do you post pictures like that? O_o
I've always wondered but I thought I wouldn't get a straight answer because many people hated me.
O_o
That's actually a rue way of saying What?
I think this is what you intended to say: ¿Cómo?
When Red flips his mountain backward, a giant fleet of zeppelins and jets spell out--
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
From what I hear, Iris is the resident chick in Ash's group now, which is a definite step up from Misty.
I explain this too often…
The bottom part is what you should be looking at.
Yeah, Misty was the better of all the girls, partially cause she knew more than Ash did and didn't fit into the "stupid girl/dumb blonde" set that most Japanese shows seem to have.
like this
His very existence says that
Ash's first hat was an official Pokémon League Expo hat, which Ash claimed to have "sent in about a million postcards" in order to obtain it, and went… well, ape shit when a Mankey stole it. In other words, it was a huge deal.
Then suddenly he had no problems switching hats with some generic Pokéball one and never flips it again. Okay. That makes sense.
While we're at it, the show's been around for at least 10 years. Ash was also said he knew Pikachu for a whole year in the Entei movie, a few days after his birthday. Except, oh hey, he's still 10.
First off, tmotom, it seems that certain people (Halolzers) don't like to be pointed out things that are obvious. Try to keep the brains away from the comments and the zombies.
Sincerely, Quaker171.
Oh my god… If Red would take Squirtle's glasses, he would be able to smash Gary Oak. With a Magikarp. That only knows splash. Named Carl.
[Lets take this battle to the SHADOW REALM.]
…
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?
… [Note to self. Get millennium item. Only can go to Shadow Realm in Silent Hill.]
From now on, every explanation should cost a +1. Like this.
<img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQloyEtkNM91ez0K5_066w1-HJlxjG1E09dHhdV-hpmVZqcwS2LBQ">
No, I don't know them either. They're pretty underground.
Are you sure you don't mean through?
NOTICE- I am resisting using my grammar hammer, as it hurts. A lot.
Your reward is this +1, for sharing my pain.
SHIT JUST GOT GERMAN.
….*finds a spare tongue and jams it back into mouth*
*Raises the pot*
Whipped by a belt by my dad until I can't move anymore…because I asked a couple times to watch a television show. In the typical, child-pleading way that wasn't even the screaming type.
Oh. And having to willingly stay by my sis' side when she was left on the side of the road by him. And this is a city over, almost a two-mile walk for a pre-teen and a teen. Uphill. Went on to walk said distance on a regular basis to get home from school, because thats how I freaking roll. Took me at least an hour and a half usually, and this was during hot weather. AND I wore a sweater because I was an anti-social twit at the time. But this was downhill then for a different home, so wasn't too bad…
AND said father also threw a computer against the wall (and I was JUST computer savvy enough to put the cables back together…it still worked, so lucky me. Did I mention I wasn't even 13 when most of these events happened? Except the walks home. I WAS 13 then.) I won't mention some of the other idiotic things he's done. He's a drunk and a gambler, you figure out how dumb it got.
Don't worry Alpar. We're all crazy down here.
And Red needs to be Egyptian, or any minority from a country Japan/America has heard of.
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There's a kid in some of my classes (aged 16) who asks some of the stupidist questions, such as "What is a one-legged prostitute" or "What's a man made barrier?".
This is why I like to keep my mouth shut most of the time. Sure, the idea of asking questions is good, but please think about it before you say anything.
New Scout Taunt please oh please oh please.
What if you are being controlled by someone with a millenium item?
Trust me, the whole "canon" is messed up. Pikachu woll never get stolen, Ash will generally win in the end, NO ONE WILL CATCH 'EM ALL.
Oh well, we can still strive to be the very best…
just like backwards hats…
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/krook.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
oh, you wouldn't, they're so underground, they're in china.
i should know. *dons scarf/hipster glasses.*
我的香蕉中有一个的裤子有袋动物。
Look's like you're about to get PUN-ished!
Who started that rumor?when his mountain flips You see a war start.
What if i knock the hat off?
This is why we treat eachother like family…
why we love eachother…
why we hire Paulrus to sodomize eachother while we're all asleep…
…I mean respect eachother.
+1 if you was already fully aware of this fact.
Maybe I'm over-thinking pressing a button but do the +1s help ease, or further highlight the once repressed pain?
*raises wine glass* Hear hear!
does this work with pictures off your hard drive?
They DO have a weird time span there.
I mean, he has traveled through, what, six regions? He walked through all but one, and has gone through the season cycle a few times, not to mention any down-time between trips… How has he only had two in-show birthdays? even worse, as you pointed out, how is he still 10?
thus I refer to a previous post: Physics (thus logic) does not apply to the majority of the Pokemon world
may god have mercy on your soul
No. The URL would exist on your hard drive, but not to anyone else. C:/Documents/Images/Jizzface.jpg doesn't exist for everyone. <img src="http://cdn.static.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif">
Wow, I feel really bad about shipping AshxMay now.
Obviously turning his hat around turns his swag on.
Banana in my pants a marsupial? You, sir, are messed up. I can read Chinese.
I blame magnets.
It depends on whether or not you leave a comment. +1s on the house tonight.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taste my Samurott! (water noise)
AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!
And I hope we all learned a valuable lesson here…
Shipping is bad and everyone should be ashamed for trying.
Then you need to start trying to catch the monsters in Poke balls instead of the easily ripped cards.
Like Mexican? Se dio la vuelta alrededor de su sombrero. Mierda! Que real!
Oh, if its a Shadow Battle you want, then its a Shadow Battle you'll get!
I summon Giratina in Origin Forme!
being right in the head is so mainstream.
he doesn't have to breath. he has a servant for that.
enigma berry heals supereffective movez
EARTH FUKKN QUAKE BITCH!!
Shipping: Canon or get the hell out
If there's no canon, then shipping is allowed only if it makes sense.
And all yaoi is prohibited forever.
Bitch please, I ALWAYS have shit going down. I AM the shit. Who else can take on a Steelix single handedly without any pokémon? I was BORN with balls of STEEL.
That was epic!!!
Me: FisSURE!!!
I respectfully disagree. Misty had…DAT ASS
<img src="http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk239/pedroAKApaco/Pokemonash.jpg">
IDK man, if I absolutely HAD to replace Misty, May would be my first choice.
Not bad, but this is better:
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Hence why "If there's no canon, then shipping is allowed only if it makes sense. "
Then you get to be the Skitty in the middle
Enigma berry? I CALL HAX ON THAT! Enigmas don't even stop supereffectives, they kind of heal. you're thinking of Passho berries, and even if they did, the Hydro Pump, or Surf, or whatever I would use would still hurt like a bitch, and the berry would disappear, and earthquake wouldn't kill a lvl 93 Samurott, and then he'd die, and Jimmy McFissure would totally miss. Now he's dead. U MAD?
His SERVANT has a servant for that.
But, May had the boobs and Dawn had the stripperific skirt :D
then how would one go about posting a pic from their hard drive?
I hate giving exceptions… but if there was one for this situation, it'd be that.
A lack of canon leaves a vacuum. This vacuum can be filled with theory that happens to coincide with common sense.
I would also allow it if canon is to be completely disregarded in a "what if" scenario.
I still think shipping teenagers below the age of 16 is however out of the question in any situation. Then too many lines get crossed too easily.
BLASPHEMY!
We all know that Gary Oak would have genuine Gurren Lagann sunglasses and would be the first to have his magikarp use hyper beam.
Make a Photobucket or Imageshack account and upload them there, then use that URL.
"And all yaoi is prohibited forever."
Ike and Soren say hi.
I wonder who would win in a 3-way battle? The backwards hat, Joey's Rattata, or Gary Motherfucking Oak? I suppose these kinds of battles don't happen because we, as mere humans, cannot grasp the outcome. But I can dream of what might happen. I imagine Gary Motherfucking Oak would win…
Yay! Now I can be cool!
You will grow in strength of mind soon enough, young one.
I like to think of it as highlighting how freaking self-sufficient I had to be back when I was ten.
Conversely, imagine GARY MOTHERF****ING OAK wearing a backwards hat and using Joey's Rattata.
Any battle with that combination…
*Blackglasses*
would be Legendary.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Well. I summon Mew in awesome forme. <img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs26/f/2008/072/3/f/Ancient_Mew_Card_by_mewillion.jpg" height="300" width="200">
SEIZURE PROCEDURE! *waves it back and forth in all its holographic glory*
Magneton*
Fixed.
Wow, Ash's voice is even more annoying than I remember.
Jessie, James, and Meowth are still awesome though.
nah man facts got mixed up
enigma does heal supereffectives (sitrus quality though)
earth quake does hurt like a bitch specially when ur lvl 93 gets moved down to a 50
WHICH IS WHERE MY KROOK IS MOTHA FUCKAH!!!
*not a challenge not a challenge not a challenge*
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/itsgendohng_991.JPG">
Then Bring it Ash
You might want to save this, I picked it up on another post
<img src="http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5986/htmljp.jpg">
not sure who originally made it, But I feel it may have been Leo E.
SEIZURE PROCEDURE?? That's the most powerful card in Duel Monsters!
+1 for reference.
Meowth, dat's wright.
Would give you a +1 if you ment the kroot, you know these guys
<img src="http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/9/9e/Kroot.jpg/180px-Kroot.jpg">
For easy, one time things, I usually use tinypic.com.
They're ten you sick fuck!
Ha! I'm not!
…Why are you looking at me like that?
What secret ending to Fire Emblem 10? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh goddammit, now I'm sad D8>
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
I'll never join youuuuuuuuuuuuu…..
….
*splat*
CORRECTION! COOLER.
But if I'm a lvl 50, so is he. So shut up. And Don't make me get my Volcarona after him.
*seizure noises*
*HEADSPLOSION* Gary need's to find Ash's first hat.
I caught all the Magneton, they can't disrupt us anymore.
Want some oats?
It's not blasphemy if it happens. Red, we summon you! Obtain your Squirtle's glasses!
Is that a HSOWA reference I see?
I think you mean Red, Gary, Max, Red again, Misty, Dawn, Red a third time, 2 Garys, and a fourth Red.
now try fusing them into Magnezone
I find that even more
*bad pun alert*
conFUSING
No, that's more of a HSO6WA reference.
It was indeed Leo.
Shawn should just leave this on the front page somewhere…
I'm Calling Lolicon
what are you talking about!?! Joey's Rattata is TOP FUCKING PERCENTILE!!! NOT EVEN YOUR 3 ON 3 WAILORDS CAN STOP IT!!!!
quaker171 Owned Count: 1
NOT THE GENDO POSE!!!
Dat ass…
lol tau kroot aint worth shit.
nah my krook already at 50
u get brought down to my level
NOT A CHALLENGE FOO!
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and then there is ??? who can forget him
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