WELCOME TO ELFS WORLD! This could be, quite possibly, one of the worst game translations ever.
By DeliciousCinnamon, submitted by several people
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 4, 2011 · 2:55 AM
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Categories: Bad Grammer, Foreign Object, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon, Video Clips, Weird · Leave a comment (100 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Predictable joke in 3. 2. 1.
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:D
Do they do the whole game? I know how I'm gonna waste my tomorrow.
"This could be, quite possibly, one of the best game translations ever."
Fixed.
Also, Volcano Bakemeat forever.
"Eggie receive drug" "Eggie!Drug Bag Fuck"
ಠ_ರೃ
This bootleg version of Pokemon Crystal from Vietnam is the video game version of that bootlegged Star Wars III from China.
Elf Monster quite swiftly as could now came.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I think they do the whole game, atleast there are several parts of it.
Does this mean I get to enslave Ernest J. Keebler and make him fight to the death against other elves?
It's like a dream come true!
Volcano Bakemeat sounds both weird and totally awesome in the terms of food…we need someone to make that!
I give you this +1 for I trust you.
ALL GLORY FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
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ALL GLORY FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
CROC!
SCRAAH!!!!!!
I give you this +1 for coming in!
And getting a brofist from Alpar.
Gary MotherF***ing Oak invented Volcano Bakemeat. And then he gave it to your mom. Oh did she enjoy the taste of his Bakemeat.
That sounds very tempting…
Professor Oak would be so proud to know that his grandson is following in his footstep.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you this generations Zero Wing.
XD
GO AWAY!
Best part.
Mother Volcano Bakemeat went downhill after season three…
P.S:
I only had 3 other submissions so far…
Where does the 80p E-Penis come from?
It's gone! THE SCOWL'S GONE!
In fact, I am writing its data to publish in academy, and something to know for a long time, I think, can you look after the elf grasped lately for me?
"Is that volcano bakemeat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Interesting…
I laughed and laughed, and then I remembered my brother's friend describing his bootleg game to us when I was eight
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Pretty much.
I wonder what they call the RageCandyBar?
or Rare Candy?
"A ADEPT"
Wait until Grammar Berzerker sees this submission…he's gonna go on a rampage.
What are you talking abo-
*Looks at background*
…..*Sheds single manly tear*
Did someone order a BROFIST?
<img src="http://radbot.net/pix/1015.gif">
That'll be four bucks baby! YOU WANT FRIES WIT DAT?
I see nothing wrong with this translation.
Still not as bad as the English translation of Pokemon Green. Or should I say, the Engrish translation?
In all fairness, my mother DOES make the best volcano bakemeat.
This isn't just a fail it's a *drumroll* …..
FAILTACULAR
GIR! who put bacon in the soap?
so simply,
very good
07:54 -- "Easy to understand!"
No, no it's not.
I'm seriously considerating the idea of playing the entire game in this version.
Or you can upgrade to a FALCON BROFIST for only $19.95! (free for PC users, though.)
I hear Jimmy's mom makes the best volcano bakemeat.
HIT TO KEY!
<img src="http://www.xenthral.com/pics/rageface1.jpg">
*backs away slowly*
<go on Halolz
<find pokemon related post
<spend next 2 hours watching more of the series
<get no homework done
feels good man
I think it's a proportionally balanced set-up. lots of your posts have at least 3 +1's so even though you have few posts, you have (for the number of comments posted) lot's of +1's
errr… +1. :D
Bowler hats are all the rage these days, my good man.
Every time I found something in the trash in Pokemon (when I was 8) I thought this. http://www.hejibits.com/comics/video-game-comics/…
Lol, grammer are not useful.
*Pokes at* Alot of me really want stop now, but I can't! *pokes*
Silly Grammar Berzerker, you're supposed to lavish in the Glory that is the Volcano Bakemeat, not eat it!
The possible reason they said "fuck" instead of "put in"…well, "fuck" COULD technically be "put in".
*leaves the place, Brofist in hand*
Wusiji Dr. wait elf for you. Quick go!
Croc rank make go up!
This is to Pokemon what CD-I did to Zelda:
here's a picture of Elm:
<img src="http://chewiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/King_Harkinian.jpg/78156207/King_Harkinian.jpg" alt="" />
and gold:
<img src="http://danielprimed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/linklarge_460.jpg" alt="" />
and silver:
<img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4h6i0AlxpAY/0.jpg" alt="" />
and crystal:
<img src="http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Zelda-CDi.jpg" alt="" />
and (lastly), Eusine:
<img src="http://www.gamersx10.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tingle.jpg" alt="" />
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2940169332_d967a5d1ef.jpg" alt="" />
indeed… though this guy would say otherwise
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ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
And on this day, the Nation of Grammar fell to the Vietnamese bootleggers
AHA! My prediction came true.
VOLCANO BAKEMEAT!
I should know,
I've sampled both mothers' volcano bakemeat!!!
yes.
no… you're a monaster for thinking that
VOLCANO BAKEMEAT!!!
If I said "yes" would it be a bad thing?
I can see why you like it, a volcano is a mountain after all…
I already am…. it's brilliant… ಠ_ಠ
Oh, Jeez, here comes the hypnotoad, and he looks really pis-
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Correct Brofist Syntax:
Fister: [Insert Name], YOU WILL TAKE MY ROCK… AND YOU WILL POUND IT!
Fistee: I WILL TAKE YOUR ROCK… AND I WILL POUND IT!
i dont think we're on the same page here…
I take it you're impressed with the grammatical accuracy of this translation?
The Elite 4 is in Ho Chi Minh City.
Oh we are, I just figured it was a lie as your not Garry Motherfucking Oak
Who, Gary… you mean the kid who's ass I kicked so hard that his grandfather came?!?
no, it appears that you just don't get the joke,
*pulls out weapon*
<img src="http://www.westernstageprops.com/miva/graphics/00000001/pm56lr.jpg" alt="" />
so, I'm afraid we no longer need your services
*bonk*
This sounds exactly like one of Squirrelking's unedited fanfics.
Every one knows What to do!*Jackpot sound plays and +1s swarm alpar*
He will play rampage as himself after he reachs the final video.
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That Red is a SPAH!
That SPAH! is a Gordon Freeman!
ALL GLORY FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
.I love bootleg games like this
Next year when I go to nam ill keep an eye out for stuff like this
obligatorymeme.internet
Damn Straight.
But, when a trainer sees their 20th zubat in a row, it's exactly what they're thinking!
Well, with more profanities.
*clears throat* gentlemen… rel="nofollow">
I have like, the best video ever of someone swearing.
Now to find it.
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<3
SWLA'S CAML IS TOP PERCENT OF CAML!
'Am I right or am I right?
Umad?
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Istedenfor Vulkan Bakekjøtt, hva med VulkanSK Bakekjøtt… Hmmm…
My god, the part at 8:30 had SO. MUCH. INNUENDO! Jeezus! D8
you mean this?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/zombies/da14/
EGGIE RECEIVED DRUG
EGGIE!DRUG BAG FUCK
Best part of the video. Is there a continuation?
all your VOLCANO BAKEMEAT are belong to us
You sat on a mountain for 3 years. Remember? Or does the time just fly when you're on a mountain?
Quick, what's a good girl name!?!
…
….
…..
Uhhhhhh…
…
Eggs.
Eggs!
Eggie!
/facepalm
Rare Candy is PLUM.
is it weird that I took the word "rock" as euphemism for something?
In agreeance!
ah… agreeance isn't a word… damn
what other word could I use….
your last picture died :[