Kratos actually does enjoy a good laugh, he’s just… laughing on the inside…
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
First I was like: T_____T
Then I was like, no wait, I'm still like that.
I quite enjoyed these last two submissions actually. YOU ARE LOSING YOUR EDGE SHAWN.
So much Kratos! Now I know what was missing in my life.
Well I think it is time to go to halolz after not commenting for so lo-
OH GOD
NO
WHY
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
First I was like >:|
Then I scowled.
I must say, he's getting us good. Although, it's not the best thing I've had pulled on me today. Nice try, Shawn.
Kratos, Kratos everywhere…
YOU WILL DIE(yay cdi /aprilfools) SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
And thus something worse than what CDiGanon expected appeared.
So. Happy April Fails day.
I was around for all the other april fails days, but man… this one takes the fictional pastry, I'm actually suffering
First I was like, Let's see if anything is new on Halolz,
But then I was like "It's April Fails Day. NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
My chest is hurting and my left arm is numb….
Oh, god….so much Kratos, I think my heart is trying to kill me in order to save me.
And then I thought, "fine, i'll go click random"
And got sent to the submission from April 2, 2010.
DAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOU KRATOOOOOOOOOS!
Reminds me of the last time Kratos and his friends hang out together
<img src=http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-godofwar-dragonage-darksiders-ohhappydaycomic.jpg>
Alright, I know it's April Fool's day, but Shawn! How could you even JOKE about this!?!?!
I hate Internet April Fool's Day.
Oh no… this one made me chuckle… SHAWN WHY!! YOU'RE CONVERTING ME!!!
It's easy
First Shawn was like ;D
Then Shawn was ;D
Strangest April Fools day on Halolz that I can remember. *Retreats into the ocean*
To quote/paraphrase Deep Thought:
"AGH!
He's back!
Get to the Courage Kratos Bomb Shelter!!"
But, seriously, am I the only one having a difficult time getting used to the new name? Because CRATE-lolz doesn't roll off the tounge as nicely as Halolz did.
I swear if this continues for a whole month, I'm going to kill myself.
I scowlol'd.
And not a god to kill.
Hey Hey Hey! This is a very serious condition! Locked-In-Emotion Syndrome affects multiple people everyday.
Here's a list of people.
Batman
Steven Hawking
The Terminator
The T-1000
Rocky
Scorpion and every other ninja in the Mortal Kombat universe
Alex Mercer
Marcus Fenix
Robocop
The Punisher
Lord Zed
Its almost as serious as frozen hair syndrome, which affects people like Nathan Drake, or closed eye syndrome, which affects people like Brock.
Shawn on April Trolls Day: Weeeeeee! :D
Halolz chaps on ATD: Ewwwwwwwwwwww…. D:
Appropriately, I got sent to "Meet the Sniper".
"Zeus…Zeus…I'm…not a crazed spartan Zeus, I'm a God of War. Well the difference being one's a deity and the other's mental sickness! Zeus…put…put Hera on the phone!"
Did you just send me to CAD?
Leo I expected better from you.
Besides, when he's not killing other gods , he is making an effort to control his anger.
Don't worry, Francis, it's only for a day!
*go to site, sees Kratos glaring at me*
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OK, let's see what Shawn has prepared for toda-…….
<img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/PepsiMan34/GrandpaSimpson.gif">
I don't try to do bad Kratos submissions! :O
Did someone say TROLL?!?!
He went from that to just loling? What upset Kratos so much?
CONSTIPATION: It'll make your face look like that.
That's why you should take:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ducolax.jpg">
No, see, the problem is that you're SO good that you're BAD. REALLY BAD. Go sit in the corner and think about what you have done mister.
At first I was like ಠ_ಠ
And then I actually did lol.
he's only good with kratos submissions, but lacking in all else……..Shawn Hephaestuside?