Dragon Rage,Bitches

Dragonite was always a huge jerk whenever I battled the elite four, looks like not much has changed.
By JHALLpokemon, submitted by Austin C. and JesterJoe

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Posted by Emily Carlsen on March 31, 2011 · 4:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (471 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Artistic, Here There Be Dragons, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Pokémon, Rockin' Out, Sequential Art, Shocking Results, Special Attacks, Weak Points

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117 Responses to “Dragon Rage, Bitches”

  1. DM1293 on March 31st, 2011 4:43 pm

    This is why you shouldn't feed your Dratini rare candy kids.

  2. quaker171 on March 31st, 2011 4:45 pm

    Dragonite have a history of being jackasses. The HG/SS Champion Has a few under leveled fuckers, and they can ALL deal damage like a lvl 80. I hate Dragonite.

  3. BoxeyBrown on March 31st, 2011 4:46 pm

    I wonder if Dratini and Charmander beat up on Magikarp when they we're little…

  4. Lordshadow on March 31st, 2011 4:55 pm

    That is not a dragon. That's a flying type. We sell them too.

  5. Jade Catima on March 31st, 2011 5:01 pm

    Heheheh, the Baby Dragon reminded me of rel="nofollow">Crapsule Monsters. The most blatant Pokemon ripoff since Digimon.

  6. Funkalicous on March 31st, 2011 5:07 pm

    You forgot the Gary Oak.

  7. Ovahdrive on March 31st, 2011 5:11 pm

    Dragonite reminds me of Homer Simpson with less dumbass and more asshole.

  8. GameboyPATH on March 31st, 2011 5:11 pm

    We're allowed to use JHALL submissions here!? Because there are sooooooo fucking many to choose from. O_O

  9. TheViolentLoli on March 31st, 2011 5:12 pm

    I'm guessing Dragonite's nature is "Ass-Hole" and it affects the growth rate of everything except his penis size.

  10. Leo E. on March 31st, 2011 5:13 pm

    This comic actually had a part before it, where Charizard and Gyarados were making fun of the Dragonite in its pre-evolved form (Dratini and Dragonair). Payback is a bitch.

  11. Silverblade123 on March 31st, 2011 5:18 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    Saw this yesterday, and was like "Eh, I'll submit it tomorrow"

  12. Sir_Nox on March 31st, 2011 5:27 pm

    <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/2d0hwjt.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  13. PrototypeHero on March 31st, 2011 5:30 pm
  14. Totema on March 31st, 2011 5:37 pm

    What was that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my Hydreigon.

  15. Vatonnage on March 31st, 2011 5:37 pm

    His rage doesn't seem that threatening, since it only does 40HP of damage every time…

  16. JesterJoe on March 31st, 2011 5:38 pm

    Hey, this looks familiar….Oh, wait, you mean this? http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/09/a-wild-wurmple-a

    And the very same comic I submitted less then a day later after that?

    WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
    YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!

  17. invadingduck on March 31st, 2011 5:40 pm

    Dragons are only weak against OTHER DRAGONS!!!

    And ice…WTF, dragonite?

  18. TehVortex on March 31st, 2011 5:47 pm

    I thought that was after abusing BrightPowder.

  19. TehVortex on March 31st, 2011 5:50 pm

    Yep. That's mah boy.

  20. JesterJoe on March 31st, 2011 5:59 pm

    I posted it in a comment a while ago, please direct yourself towards my comment somewhere for this submission

  21. Deep Thought on March 31st, 2011 6:00 pm

    agreed

    May have been in the comments section a while back

  22. Mentlegen on March 31st, 2011 7:18 pm

    This is just the third part. And if you are wondering why hemad,
    BEHOLD, A GIGANTIC COMMENT:

    <img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/317/1/3/dratini_by_jhallpokemon-d32s7t1.png&quot; width="600" height="390">

    —-
    —-

    <img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/318/2/4/dragonair_by_jhallpokemon-d32uckw.png&quot; width="612" height="452">

  23. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 31st, 2011 8:23 pm

    Orange you glad I did say tomato?
    *rock'd!*
    Owww! My XP!

  24. seanhl on March 31st, 2011 8:38 pm

    CANNOT UNSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Red on March 31st, 2011 8:43 pm

    Tepig is Scottish?
    Well, if we can assume that Smugleaf, do to his personality, is British… I'd say this would make a good movie
    .
    .
    .
    Tepig: "they can put us in Pokeballs, but they'll never take… OUR HELD ITEMS"
    *random trainer takes held item from Tepig*
    Tepig: "crap"

  26. Uzumakiclan43 on March 31st, 2011 9:50 pm

    Funny, I don't remember Dragonite ever being so muscular. But, what do you expect from a Pokemon who's as much as an asshole as his trainer? (I would've picked Gary, but, face it, the only muscle mass is in his girth.)

  27. CNightmare072 on March 31st, 2011 10:50 pm

    It would've been more bad-ass if he lit the cigarette w/ Charizard's flame tail & THEN it went out.

  28. Ataeru on April 1st, 2011 12:26 am

    Kratos in the background of halolz!? rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">
    EVERYONE INTO THE BUNKER! SHAWN IS GOING TO SPAM COURAGE KRATOS!!!

  29. JesterJoe on April 1st, 2011 12:31 am

    SO FREAKING TRUE!!! WHY DO YOU INSTILL THIS IMAGE IN MY MIND?!

  30. Citrovc4 on April 1st, 2011 1:52 am

    Because of this I always get a smug sence of satisfaction whenever my Charzards destroys off of those Dragonites that last member of the elite 4 has (was lance, bloody hell its been a long time).

  31. KZN02 on April 1st, 2011 2:33 am

    Well, Gyarados can learn Ice Beam. Now the question of who's faster?

    *checks base stats*

    Gyarados' base speed is 81, Dragonite's 80.

  32. strayjohno on April 1st, 2011 3:52 am


    Rocks who?

  33. deathbunny32 on April 1st, 2011 11:17 am

    This is bullshit, because I always raped the shit out of Dragonite with ICE BEAM. I think I gave half of my pokemon that move. I rarely bothered with rock attacks, but Ice Beam? That shit was useful for everything. Grass, Dragon, flying, and ground.

  34. CapnMacMillan on April 2nd, 2011 7:42 pm

    Thumbs up if the last panel gave you the urge to raise a Dragonite nicknamed "John McClaine" (or J.McClaine, however you can fit the letters)

  35. quaker171 on April 4th, 2011 11:23 pm

    I have made a horrible mistake. I received a Rayquaza through the GTS nicknamed Raquaza, and should have made mention of that earlier. I apologize for your inconvenience, and regret to inform you that you are, in fact, incorrect, but there is no negativity toward you, for the negativity is mine for forgetting to mention that it was, in fact, a nickname. +1 for catching that, by the way.

  36. Pokepowahs on April 23rd, 2011 1:32 pm

    Weavile apeared! Weavile: dragonite, dragon/flying righ? Dragonite: yup, have a problem witch that? Weavile: there is something behind you. Dragonite: what is it? Weavile: ICE PAWNCH!

  37. ass_sole on April 24th, 2011 6:57 am

    send sableye
    dragonite check in the pokedex

    sableye:NO WEAKPOINT,BITCH!

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