Dragonite was always a huge jerk whenever I battled the elite four, looks like not much has changed.
By JHALLpokemon, submitted by Austin C. and JesterJoe
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Posted by Emily Carlsen on March 31, 2011 · 4:24 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Here There Be Dragons, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Pokémon, Rockin' Out, Sequential Art, Shocking Results, Special Attacks, Weak Points · Leave a comment (117 Comments) |
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This is why you shouldn't feed your Dratini rare candy kids.
Dragonite have a history of being jackasses. The HG/SS Champion Has a few under leveled fuckers, and they can ALL deal damage like a lvl 80. I hate Dragonite.
I wonder if Dratini and Charmander beat up on Magikarp when they we're little…
That is not a dragon. That's a flying type. We sell them too.
Heheheh, the Baby Dragon reminded me of rel="nofollow">Crapsule Monsters. The most blatant Pokemon ripoff since Digimon.
You forgot the Gary Oak.
Dragonite reminds me of Homer Simpson with less dumbass and more asshole.
We're allowed to use JHALL submissions here!? Because there are sooooooo fucking many to choose from. O_O
I'm guessing Dragonite's nature is "Ass-Hole" and it affects the growth rate of everything except his penis size.
This comic actually had a part before it, where Charizard and Gyarados were making fun of the Dragonite in its pre-evolved form (Dratini and Dragonair). Payback is a bitch.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Saw this yesterday, and was like "Eh, I'll submit it tomorrow"
Every Pokémon beats up on Magikarp when it's little
so is this a new meme?
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There was even a time when I enjoyed Digimon more than Pokémon, beacuse of it's darker tone during Season finales, only annoying thing was that they ALWAYS had to say their attacks, as if we didn't already knew them after 100 Episodes!
But I was young und didn't know sh*t. Back then I thought "Kids fighting alongside Monsters" Animes would be an own Genre like those "Magical Girl" thingies, not that I ever watched Sailor Moon when I was even younger, or those "Let's make an Anime Series for a toy to promote it better" series (well Pokémon fits that category, too).
<img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/812/original/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif?1275684729" alt*="And Lance was like…" /img>
What was that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my Hydreigon.
His rage doesn't seem that threatening, since it only does 40HP of damage every time…
Hey, this looks familiar….Oh, wait, you mean this? http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/09/a-wild-wurmple-a…
And the very same comic I submitted less then a day later after that?
WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Dragons are only weak against OTHER DRAGONS!!!
And ice…WTF, dragonite?
Don't get me started.
Please….I cried.
That's not a question. That's a fact. We sell them too.
Hehe. I see what you did there.
u jelly?
I thought that was after abusing BrightPowder.
fire this guy and make better memes
Yep. That's mah boy.
NEW MEMES ON MOTORCYCLCES
actually, that's only part of the comic, and if you see the whole thing, then you'd know that they kinda had it coming.
I posted it in a comment a while ago, please direct yourself towards my comment somewhere for this submission
Nah, I did see the whole thing, I was just making a joke.
I always thought that it was the result of severe beatings… huh, who'd have thought?
agreed
May have been in the comments section a while back
I am annoyed, and more annoyed by the fact that I so called it…
Then I was sad.
<img src="http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/058/801/small/Gary_Oak_troll_face.jpg?1278950824" alt="" />
problem, Funkalicous?
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mad_scientist.gif" alt="" />
for science!!!
<img src="http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6776482/Did-you-previously-post-this-in-the-comments-No-credit-for-you.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Advice-Shawn" alt="" width="360" height="360" />
ALL YOUR NEW MEMES ARE BELONG TO US
Why is he not wearing a Pink N-1 armor suit with accompanying explosion in the background?
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh wait… that's m- MY FRIEND!!!!
NEW MEMESsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *creeper go boom!*
Sorry, your Hydregon got realy quiet next to my Salamance.
Did you guys notice I didn't post this? :O
Oh, I did, but still, you shall all feel my wrath!!!!
Or…actually, at least I have proof that I did post it before that, and I did submit it…
So I guess I can let it slide…this time…
Aw crap, they're on to me!
-escapes on a giant flying jellyfish-
I'm here to make memes and chew bubblegum…and I'm all out of bubblegum.
This is just the third part. And if you are wondering why hemad,
BEHOLD, A GIGANTIC COMMENT:
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I'm the newbie working for Shawn, you can yell at me instead ; )
Who is Emily Carlsen?
But Dragonite is Dragon/Flying, rather than a pure dragon, meaning that not only he has a DOUBLE defensive weakness against ice type, but also a defensive weakness against "ROCKS!".
inb4 rel="nofollow">This.
Yo dawg, we heard you like meme's so we put new meme's in old meme's so you can look at old meme's while you look at new meme's!!
Thus the prologue to the impressive post is found.
Everything has come full circle.
Orange you glad I did say tomato?
*rock'd!*
Owww! My XP!
Fortunately, I have one, but my Shaymin plowed right through one (it's hidden move type was ice)
CANNOT UNSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheesh, those two are just bastards anyway, that's why I choose grass type…
inb4 snivy's a jackass
who, Funkalicous or this guy:
<img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/3/18/11/14-looks-more-like-new-trollface-30550-1300460664-42.jpg" alt="">
oops, wrong photo…
who, Funkalicous or this guy:
<img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/3/18/11/14-looks-more-like-new-trollface-30550-1300460664-42.jpg" alt="">
oops, wrong photo…
Tepig is Scottish?
Well, if we can assume that Smugleaf, do to his personality, is British… I'd say this would make a good movie
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Tepig: "they can put us in Pokeballs, but they'll never take… OUR HELD ITEMS"
*random trainer takes held item from Tepig*
Tepig: "crap"
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KLU9yOn_gec/TW3Ct5IoObI/AAAAAAAAGP0/dUB7e6Vni64/s400/rage1.png" alt="" />
(JesterJoe's face)
ALTERNATE ENDING TO MY POST,
but relevant here:
Charizard used endure… and mirror move!!!
Char.: "Hey Dragonite"
Drag.: "Wut?"
Char.: " I'd like to return something of yours…"
Drag.: "oh, oka--"
Char.: "ROCKS!!!!"
I wish I could make a me-
"Imma let you finish, but 4chan makes the best memes of all ti-"
"Can't let you type that, Eraqus."
And I always thought you were the only one who posts shit here.
Ahhh, mon cherie, today ve prepare zhe Smoked Salamence.
Ve start with one Salamence, fhresh from zhe Pokeboll.
Ve add a leetle Stealth Rock for flavour, and a large teaspoon of Ice Beam.
En voila! Un Smoked Salamence! Bon appetit!
I'm an Orange Scottish Swine! They got more *beeeeeeeeeeeep* then they got the likes of me!
<img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/icons/128/medium/slowpoke_pokemon.gif?1238966917" />
Just found out that I'm actually 3 hours late. Leo already posted that the submission's comic is just the third part.
he's not a jackass. he is a jackgrass.
or a Grasshole, if you will.
What is a meme? A miserable little pile of lulz.
OBJECTION!
How does one smoke something with ice?
Funny, I don't remember Dragonite ever being so muscular. But, what do you expect from a Pokemon who's as much as an asshole as his trainer? (I would've picked Gary, but, face it, the only muscle mass is in his girth.)
1.21 MEMEAWATTS!? MARTYYYYY. D:
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It would've been more bad-ass if he lit the cigarette w/ Charizard's flame tail & THEN it went out.
judging by the theming… that makes the other one welsh
In Soviet Russia, meme makes you!
No… he's an oshawott… playing a horn with his fingers, but not blowing into it…
The prisoner wishes to say a word.
TEPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!
…maybe…
New
*Glasses*
Memes.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kratos in the background of halolz!? rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
EVERYONE INTO THE BUNKER! SHAWN IS GOING TO SPAM COURAGE KRATOS!!!
It's true, an emotional train wreck, hell, I SWAM in his tears.
Every Pokemon beats up on Magikarp
Fix'd it. :D
SO FREAKING TRUE!!! WHY DO YOU INSTILL THIS IMAGE IN MY MIND?!
I Herd you like MemeKips.
-You found a dragonite-
"Oh FUCK YA"
-Dragonite cannot be controlled because lack of badges-
"Wait what? but i have 8!!"
-Dragonite started punching you-
-you died-
Because of this I always get a smug sence of satisfaction whenever my Charzards destroys off of those Dragonites that last member of the elite 4 has (was lance, bloody hell its been a long time).
Even Ditto?
Well, Gyarados can learn Ice Beam. Now the question of who's faster?
*checks base stats*
Gyarados' base speed is 81, Dragonite's 80.
…
Rocks who?
Suddenly, new memes! Thousands of them!
ESPECIALLY Ditto.
This is bullshit, because I always raped the shit out of Dragonite with ICE BEAM. I think I gave half of my pokemon that move. I rarely bothered with rock attacks, but Ice Beam? That shit was useful for everything. Grass, Dragon, flying, and ground.
Dammit I lol'd
Ditto used transform, but it didn't transform into just any Magikarp, it transformed into Carl. (Inside joke)
Memes. Fucking how do they work?
What if Dragonite has been slammin' on the Carbos?
I know, right? He was all li- gurglegludgerlureg
Well, what if Gyarados does the same with a speed boosting nature and IV? The only I can think of of Dragonite outspeeding Gyarados is by Quick Claw.
That is because Oshawott is epicness, and everybody thinks he isn't, but he's showing his skills by playing an instrument that requires use of the mouth WITHOUT USING HIS MOUTH. Oshawott FTW!
POKE HAMMER!
*Hydreigon
Also, I can't hear anything over how awesome my Raquaza is. Ever.
I prefer calling him a Grasswagon, myself.
Probably…
OBJECTION! FLYING TYPES ARE NOT WEAK AGAINST ICE! THEY ARE IN FACT RESISTANT TO ICE! Thank you for reading my screams.
How did you get my sister's pic…? OH HELL NO!
Good one, Payback!
Hello posters, look at your meme, now back at mine, back to yours now back at mine. Sadly it isn't mine. but if you started using nonsensical things with your meme's it could be like mine. Look down back up. Where are you? your in a rain forest crafting a new meme to bring home to the family, look again. The rain forest is now Minecraft. Anything is possible if you tweak your meme like a poster and not a tree.
Im on a Seaking.
What can I say, other than:
I showed that chick my mountain
Chicks love mountains!
(as do I, but everybody knows that!)
YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
that would make his ability "Roid Rage"
Thumbs up if the last panel gave you the urge to raise a Dragonite nicknamed "John McClaine" (or J.McClaine, however you can fit the letters)
(casually strolls onto Hal- I mean KRATLOLZ)
DOOT-DOO-DOOT-DEE-DOO NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TODAY.
(sees 5 replies to a Gary Joak)
OH JOY OF JOYS, A MESSAGE.
(Sees Red's Post)
KHAAAAAAAA- I mean-
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
inb4 Mine is the EEEEEE that will pierce the heavens.
I have made a horrible mistake. I received a Rayquaza through the GTS nicknamed Raquaza, and should have made mention of that earlier. I apologize for your inconvenience, and regret to inform you that you are, in fact, incorrect, but there is no negativity toward you, for the negativity is mine for forgetting to mention that it was, in fact, a nickname. +1 for catching that, by the way.
-shoots down giant flying jellyfish with a well-aimed Hyper Beam from my (nicknamed) Raquaza.-
Lolz, making fun of this two is a terrible mistake :P
But then, a Weavile apaered! Dragonite, dragon/flying right? Drgnite: yes. Weavile: ICE PUUUUUUNCH!!!! Ice beam, bitch.
Weavile apeared! Weavile: dragonite, dragon/flying righ? Dragonite: yup, have a problem witch that? Weavile: there is something behind you. Dragonite: what is it? Weavile: ICE PAWNCH!
send sableye
dragonite check in the pokedex
…
sableye:NO WEAKPOINT,BITCH!
his revenge was just and brutal, as it is and how it always well be
C-c-c-combo breaker! (get it, it's still a meme)