He’s here to kick ass and stand on lawns… and he’s all out of lawns!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 10:27 AM
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Chompski is so awesome, he did everything while both of his hands are inside his pocket
Can other heroes drive, wield a chainsaw, dual-wield guns and stab a T-Rex without using their hands?
Yeah, I don't think so
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Repo Men, Crysis 2, Duke Nukem, Gnome Chompski…
I'm calling it, Invaders Must Die goes with everything. Stand aside, Guile's Theme.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHOMPSKI!
so why cant it be made? where are all those dedicated modders when you need them to make this? now that its been thought of and appears on the internet theres no reason someone in highschool or college cant get his buddies together and do this for no pay and only for the opportunity to put it on their resume
rel="nofollow">You do not know what you are dealing with here.
Look Mah! No hands!
I'm still surprised that no one has done some sort of Space Invaders/Invaders Must Die mashup.
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that's because Chompski is one of the few legendary psychic gnomes who stand guard on peoples lawn all over the world, guarding it from certain doom by the unfriendly horde of zombies, dinosaurs and dangerous gardeners walking around with ill thoughts in their mind against good lawns.
And this, this is Chompski's tale of how it all started..and ended.
This is The Gardening -- Lawn keeping has never been more deadly.
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Is it ok that I'm afraid to go onto my front lawn now?
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Omnipotence
inb4damnkidsgetoffmylawn
Gnomes.
I knew this would happen, man. I knew the magnitude of their hidden power from the start. Zombie apocalypse? Can't stop the gnomes. Dinosaurs? Victory to the gnomes. The heroes have fallen. The gnomes still stand.
Oh, how they still stand.
Next Challenge: Doing all of these at once!
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I'M SORRY! I DID IT FOR AN ACHIEVEMENT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Here's some more Legendary Gnomes.
Kinda wish this was in Gnomeo and Juliet.
With Ellis as the sidekick, I'm assuming?
I'm hoping Valve is hard at work on this now instead of Episode 3.
Good thing I just found this and didn't create it.
But I should check things like that before posting them.
One time, me and my buddy Keith were doing some landscaping at my mama's house and you wouldn't believe the number of lawn gnomes she has in her garden. So Keith picks one up and somehow the pointy end of the gnome's hat sticks him right in the eye! He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eye! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!
Cool gnomes don't look at explosions.
the shot with him holding a chainsaw made me lose it.
"Are there any heroes left?"
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I found one!
oh please i do half of that stuff before breakfast
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Deal
With
It
*shades*
Invaders Must Die is the go-to song for anything of over-the-top badassery (see all of the above examples).
Guile's theme just plain works with everything.
How appropriate .
WAXONATOR!!!!!
what is he going to do? call a fish to attack or punch someone with that hand thats obviously just made of water, so a water balloon
Am I the only one who only knew this gnome from "Profound moments in Left4Dead2"?
No?
In that Case
"RAMEIREZ!!!!1!! SAVE PUPPYSKY!"
"RAMEIREZ!!1!!!! KILL THOSE ZOMBIES!"
"RAMIEREZ!11!!! BRING DVID BACK TO LIFE!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!"
Talk about one badass 8.5 pounds.
The G is silent.
He won't be.
no… he's gonna command a fish to get us all some drinks…
what do you guys want?
here we go! :D
okay
*takes money*
sweet! Ima go buy some slowpoketails!
Full name:
Gnome Norris Chompski
*throws masterballs*
Oh Hi Chompski, ¿how is your sex life?
I think the final battle of this game should be Gnome Chompski vs. the evil gnomes from Fable 3.
Relevant: http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/comics/968202/t…
Now all it needs is a gun that has tits and is on fire…and we'll have the ultimate game.
or some of this:
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Ladies and gentlemen, MR. GNOME DIAMOND!!!
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Personally, I prefer Robot Nixon:
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"naw, everythings fine and dandy!"
If Rochelle had to carry you, you'd be pretty pissed off, too.
I thought that was Saddler who tore Luis apart.
… your hurting slowpoke… YOU WILL DIE!!!!
Oh its an epic battle, t'be sure. We're reaching "Sonic Vs Mario" territory here.
I, unfortunately, will side with the Invaders…because…well, they went well with Duke Nukem. Prove to me you can improve Duke Nukem with Guile's Theme in a situation that wouldn't be better with Grabbag (the good ol' MEGADETH standby) and we'll talk.
Actually, I didn't hurt it…
and by the time it notices that its tail is gone, a new one would've grown in its place
NEED. MOD. NOW.
JUST LIKE HALF-LIFE 3!!!!!
May I toss rel="nofollow">a contender into the ring?
ellis… this is not a good time.
… not funny… not punny… not bunny.
whats that? a cowbell? … oh… I get it now…
WHERES THE MEAT GRINDER?!?!?!
D : kill me nowz…
YAH NIXON!!!!!!!!
I have to agree. I YouTubed "Guile Theme" and "Duke Nukem" and the results are abysmal to say the least.
Except this one: rel="nofollow">
"We'll save it with whales!
WHALES!"
For posting this I would like to reward you with the great taste of Charleston chew!
Oh Deep Thought. If we're doing awesome video game music…
rel="nofollow"> This rel="nofollow"> could rel="nofollow"> take rel="nofollow"> some rel="nofollow"> time.
(For that last song, feel free to watch it to the best moment of the game rel="nofollow"> due to the fact that there's a FREAKING RAILGUN. )
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can't forget Agnew!
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"I think you mean, 'It'll save the whales…' It better save the freakin' whales…
WHALES!!!"
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*Glasses
(by the way, the hammer smashed the "glassus")
Oh wow… sadly, those are games I have never played…
rel="nofollow">These, rel="nofollow">however rel="nofollow">I have…
Fly away now from PSG also goes with everything. This proves it: rel="nofollow">
Dammit! When I make a rel="nofollow">reference, you people are supposed to get the reference!
Needs to shoot lightning and shuriken also.
And then it takes that long to realise it's not in pain anymore.
Therefore you are hurting it, you monster.
He is going to have a tough time with calculus if he is all out of ln's.
Alright, alright. I'll take care of it. Calm down, man.
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just say when
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You're welcome.
Gnome's attitude while sitting on lawns: =D
Gnome's attitude while being rescued from zombies: =D
Gnome's attitude while riding t-rexes: =D
Gnome's attitude while slicing skeletons with katanas: =D
=D
GIRDERS OF WAR
Oh ho, I see what happened here.
GNOOME CHOMPSKI used MEAN LOOK!
Must get more…
Wait, what if you've already broken 69p?
Yes, for quite some time, now. Where have you been?
Looks like those zombies were Gnome match for Mr. Chompski.
Not my fault I didn't see the comment in time :(
You know I've been meaning to ask, how old are you? Not in an offensive way or anything it's just.. something that occurs to me.
IMMA FAHRIN' MAH -1!!!!!!!!!
Aye, me too, though I'd rather anything then Episode 3, even a game where…..*starts going on about a game that sounds similar to Rift* And that's where babies come from
Id deffinatley buy that game.
Well, just attach a Shellder to its head. Then it can no longer notice the pain of its missing tail because of the pain on its skull!
It wasn't a typo, I just wrote it in "hurr durr"-ish.
…I didn't know we had rituals for situations like this.
Pfft, that's just for the game's trailers.
The credits though, that's another story. rel="nofollow">
Upon rereading your comment, I see that i miss read it.
If you want me to give you a monocle and/or top hat, I'll gladly give you one.
im honestly suprised you havent got any more -1'I might just level it out.
Which do you think suits a fabulously flamboyent piece of cheese like myself?
The top hat. I have other things I must attend to right now, but I will have it done.
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There you go.
Very thanks good chap.
O.O never mind… *thinking: can he read my thought if he can… shoot me up scotty.*
GRAMMER HAMMER!!!!
*Gnome*
JUST LIKE HALF-LIFE 3!!!!! again…
thanks dude.
… 26…
NO YOU DON'T! *shuts his mouth with super glue* there you no fire anything… NOT EVEN LAZORS!!!!!
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aye-aye cap'n