He’s here to kick ass and stand on lawns… and he’s all out of lawns!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 10:27 AM 
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108 Responses to “[VIDEO] Gnome Chompski: The Game”

  1. Lordshadow on March 30th, 2011 10:34 am


  2. Rain on March 30th, 2011 10:44 am

    Chompski is so awesome, he did everything while both of his hands are inside his pocket

    Can other heroes drive, wield a chainsaw, dual-wield guns and stab a T-Rex without using their hands?
    Yeah, I don't think so

  3. Trogad0r on March 30th, 2011 10:50 am

    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Repo Men, Crysis 2, Duke Nukem, Gnome Chompski…

    I'm calling it, Invaders Must Die goes with everything. Stand aside, Guile's Theme.

  4. Plaza on March 30th, 2011 10:58 am


  5. MasqueNoMercy on March 30th, 2011 11:00 am

    so why cant it be made? where are all those dedicated modders when you need them to make this? now that its been thought of and appears on the internet theres no reason someone in highschool or college cant get his buddies together and do this for no pay and only for the opportunity to put it on their resume

  6. Darth_Destro on March 30th, 2011 11:51 am
  7. BoxeyBrown on March 30th, 2011 12:30 pm

    Is it ok that I'm afraid to go onto my front lawn now?

  8. Azurik on March 30th, 2011 12:48 pm


  9. C__F on March 30th, 2011 12:59 pm

    I knew this would happen, man. I knew the magnitude of their hidden power from the start. Zombie apocalypse? Can't stop the gnomes. Dinosaurs? Victory to the gnomes. The heroes have fallen. The gnomes still stand.
    Oh, how they still stand.

  10. KitchwaTembo on March 30th, 2011 1:17 pm


  11. invadingduck on March 30th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Kinda wish this was in Gnomeo and Juliet.

  12. Angemon300 on March 30th, 2011 2:59 pm

    With Ellis as the sidekick, I'm assuming?

  13. Luigi676 on March 30th, 2011 3:24 pm

    I'm hoping Valve is hard at work on this now instead of Episode 3.

  14. Acias on March 30th, 2011 4:40 pm

    Cool gnomes don't look at explosions.

  15. ray10k on March 30th, 2011 4:43 pm

    the shot with him holding a chainsaw made me lose it.

  16. Red on March 30th, 2011 4:49 pm

    "Are there any heroes left?"
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/aquaman/images/3/3b/Aquaman.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    I found one!

  17. spplmj on March 30th, 2011 4:56 pm

    oh please i do half of that stuff before breakfast
    <img src="http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/cf7f6ec6-1f28-4ea5-aa80-029ec533cb48.jpg&quot; alt="" width="480" height="547" />

  18. HughbertEsq on March 30th, 2011 5:13 pm

    Am I the only one who only knew this gnome from "Profound moments in Left4Dead2"?
    In that Case

  19. Ichiinu on March 30th, 2011 5:15 pm

    Talk about one badass 8.5 pounds.

  20. GameboyPATH on March 30th, 2011 5:18 pm

    The G is silent.

    He won't be.

  21. MC Ninja on March 30th, 2011 5:33 pm

    I think the final battle of this game should be Gnome Chompski vs. the evil gnomes from Fable 3.

  22. DM1293 on March 30th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Now all it needs is a gun that has tits and is on fire…and we'll have the ultimate game.

  23. meinmattias on March 30th, 2011 6:43 pm

    If Rochelle had to carry you, you'd be pretty pissed off, too.

  24. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:35 pm

    … your hurting slowpoke… YOU WILL DIE!!!!

  25. femaxunit on March 30th, 2011 7:46 pm


  26. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:48 pm


  27. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:50 pm

    … not funny… not punny… not bunny.

  28. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:52 pm


  29. Red on March 30th, 2011 9:20 pm

    <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t_JEgJsfcxc/S-mYsgffbrI/AAAAAAAAA_c/w7MTh5Ot_nI/s320/grammar_hammer.png&quot; alt="" />
    (by the way, the hammer smashed the "glassus")

  30. Tadferd on March 30th, 2011 10:36 pm

    He is going to have a tough time with calculus if he is all out of ln's.

  31. Master Eraqus on March 30th, 2011 11:41 pm

    Alright, alright. I'll take care of it. Calm down, man.

  32. Master Eraqus on March 31st, 2011 12:08 am
  33. Dycro on March 31st, 2011 1:16 am

    Gnome's attitude while sitting on lawns: =D
    Gnome's attitude while being rescued from zombies: =D
    Gnome's attitude while riding t-rexes: =D
    Gnome's attitude while slicing skeletons with katanas: =D


  34. TheUnknownNoob on March 31st, 2011 2:37 am

    Looks like those zombies were Gnome match for Mr. Chompski.

  35. Happy on March 31st, 2011 2:48 am

    You know I've been meaning to ask, how old are you? Not in an offensive way or anything it's just.. something that occurs to me.

  36. TheUnknownNoob on March 31st, 2011 2:57 am

    IMMA FAHRIN' MAH -1!!!!!!!!!

  37. Citrovc4 on March 31st, 2011 7:55 am

    Id deffinatley buy that game.

  38. Vlauer on March 31st, 2011 8:25 am

    It wasn't a typo, I just wrote it in "hurr durr"-ish.

  39. Citrovc4 on April 1st, 2011 2:15 am

    im honestly suprised you havent got any more -1'I might just level it out.

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