Six seconds may not seem like much, but when it comes to scientific experimentation every second you can squeeze out is infinitely valuable!
An official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by several people
Aperture Investment Opportunity #2: “Bot Trust”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 4:10 PM
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after all, the last human they had destroyed their entire facility
There is an underlying theme to this video.
Nothing can be trusted.
Oh wait, you were expecting a joke.
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Better Robots?
It costs millions of dollars and years of research to build a pair of robots that will trust each other… for six seconds. </lame heavy weapons guy joke>
What? I threw my best friends into fire pits all the time, and they didn't get mad. Granted, they couldn't really get mad with the whole flesh burning thing.
How am I not trustable?
i thought the underlying theme was "you'll like portal 2 more than Little Kittens that puke Rainbows and smell like cookies."
You'd be surprised at what one can accomplish in six seconds.
I already trust these guys more than my friends…
SEE PORTAL 2 POSTS
EXPECT SHAWN TO POST ADVICE MEMES WITHIN A WEEK ;)
dammit! i knew terminator didn't finish the job!
Needs more Crusher
I have a whole new respect for GlaDOS. She waited 19 whole levels before pushing me into the fire. I guess we made quite the team!
Recently, I have been questioning my investment choice of Aperture Science. Now that I see what they put my money toward, I am quite pleased with their results. Those were the best 6 seconds of my life.
Funny, reminds me of Magicka co-op play… no, humans can´t be trusted. Especially if your things are shinier than theirs.
Fun Fact!: Fire destroys all friendships.
RoboPan?
No, no, no, sort of.
I liked Aperture Science better when their public personality came from a soul-less rogue AI program.
That is not trust. That is backstabbing. We sell that, too.
BAM!!! robots gave us 6 more seconds of cooperation than humans, good job robots
Hug Teammate
Pick them up and throw them into Incinerator.
On the other hand, she WAS pressing on that button labeled "Deadly Neurotoxin" the whole time, but to no effect.
SEE THIS POST.
SEE POST RUN.
RUN, POST, RUN!
*Revs-up minigun*
No shit, do you know how hard it is to get rainbows out of a rug?
Do be fair it seemed like the orange-eyed robot had the worse end of all the trust tasks. Being flung across the room, almost taking a laser to the face--I don't blame him for pushing the other robot into the firepit.
technically, it's much longer than that thanks to respawning…so we have robots that will trust each other in multiple increments of 6 seconds
So, somehow all my comments in this submission are disappearing.
I guess even IntenseDebate hates them.
Could be worse. I can't think up a decent joke since the Chuck Norris one.
I would like it if my submission yesterday comes through. I at least have a joke planned for that one.
You get a point. Not because of your statement, but because your avatar is the best damn thing ever.
"The Aperture Science Disposal Facility would like to remind you that the garbage incinerator is located on the highest level of the facility, for easy transport and disposal of all ashes accumulated through the process of science. All ashes will be used toward environmentally friendly measures until science finds a way to use your ashes for meaningful purposes. You monster."
friendship.exe failure;
>TerminateProcess "test_partner";
>run <trollface.exe>
Critical failure: facial expressions unavailable!
>run <fuuuuuu.mp3>
You'd know a lot about that wouldn't you. xD
That's not a joke. That's an advice meme. We sell those too.
You must have some pretty bad friends.
I think you have an avatar of the best robot here, spplmj.
Well they're only not mad at you because as the fires burned they hurt because they were so happy for you…
AAAYOOOOOOOOO!
Comments? Look, mate, you know who has a lot of comments? Robots pushing their buddies into fire pits over a PS3 trophy.
IntenseDebate has STANDARDS.
Not necessarily…
He fights against his friends.
This comment works better if you read the preceding line in Ike's (from Super Smash Brothers Brawl, not South Park, mind you (although…)) voice.
eh just cover it up, the kitten really helped you out. the rug now smells like fresh baked cookies.
And so we put these robots through a series of rigorous exercises to build a sincere bond of trust!
*one robot pushes the other into a fire*
Those aren't the trustworthy robots. They're the bitter ones. We sell those too.
I'LL TAKE EIGHT!
Maybe I'd trust robots if I would've gotten cake and be still alve.
I was trying to think of a Cave Johnson joke, but I couldn't. Nice one.
the voice is from Ted Williams isn´t it : D
*edit*
I´m wrong as I just found that the voice is from J. K. Simmons : D
And in the process I found out he is doing the voice of Aang and katara son Tenzin
And after that I found out there is going to be a new series of avatar : D
Quite right… because we at Aperture Science would like you to know that we find it important to show that our research into mechanical replacements for our fleshy employees. Improvement in researcher availability will make it easier for Aperture Science to work for you, the consumer.
Remember, at Aperture Science, we care (more than Black Mesa)
Critical failure: MP3 was not found. would you like to lose all of your stored data? Yes/Yes/YES!!!! me: well… that sucked… DAM WINDOWS VISTA!
uh… have you found rubberfruit's crack vault?!
BUILD ROBOTS!
STILL GET BETRAYED!
well that was the opposite. (OH DEAR GOD! HERE COME THE GRAMMER HAMMERS!)
thats not a advice meme, that's a cave Jonson joke… We sell those two.
I've always had a problem with Ike's philosophy about treating friends.
But these points of data make a beautiful line.
let's see… $400,000 for 12 seconds… six seconds for only $200,000 to kill 1 robot. Heavy weapons guy is credit to economy! who needs a whole robot to kill another robot…
I know, but… DAT TROPHY.
I'll go to my room now…
GRAMMAR HAM- huh? Oh, I left my Grammar Hammer at the Land of Departure.
Someone help me out here!
Which Avatar?
That's betrayal, NOT The Power of Friendship. We sell that too.
Trust no one. Suspect everyone.
Become a paranoid old hermit.
But atleast you never got pushed into a pit of fiery death!
What they don't tell you is that theres no difference between the trustworthy and bitter models, other than the price tag.
They also sell price tags.
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Of the Air Bender kind, I presume.
Not the robot form Futurama.
But we sell those too.
It keeps happening!
I told you about the test subjects, doc! I told you!
note to self: Spies can now disguise as robots.
Silly Mentlegen, IntenseDebate hates everyone and everything with equal disgust.
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
Revised edition: Fire is capable of deteriorating all friendships. By burning them. Particularly effective in temperatures exceeding four thousand degrees kelvin.
Fun Fact2!: Aperture Science has been able to identify the static quotient for friendship. They have also begun translating that into terms that make some small level of sense.
So I'm glad I got to burn the infants,
think of ignoring what I mistakenly said,
for the babies who are still alive.
Well, I certainly don't see the resemblance.
*sigh*….glaD0s is trying to kill me over and over again…but at least i have you by my side to help me along the way. wait…what the hell are you….damn you peabody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's as if Valve knows what we're gonna be doing in Co-op.