You guys are so mean, making me post videos about Gaben’s weight and Half-Life Episode 3 delays… the man has brought us so many great games!
Still I can’t resist anything with a CSI moment and footage of 2012 spliced together. Don’t ask me why I just can’t!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2011 · 4:06 PM 
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69 Responses to “[VIDEO] Gabe Jumps for Joy”

  1. Angemon300 on March 23rd, 2011 4:10 pm

    And that children is why the Mole People fear us so.

  2. DarthShadow91 on March 23rd, 2011 4:13 pm

    Gabe used Earthquake!

    It's super effective!

  3. Trogad0r on March 23rd, 2011 4:14 pm

    Even the Mayans knew Half Life 3 was doomed…

  4. greenxboy on March 23rd, 2011 4:15 pm

    to celebrate half life 3 they will kill half of the life on earth

  5. SushiGummy on March 23rd, 2011 4:16 pm

    We can still avoid this, but we'll need a ton of salads.

  6. Snake_Man on March 23rd, 2011 4:20 pm

    It's official, the whole "2012 Apocalypse" was just a myth. There is no force on Heaven or Earth that can get Episode 3 finished by 12/21/12.

    On a side note, add these dates together:
    9/11/01 -- World Trade Center (Massive casualties)
    +3/11/11 -- Japan hit by Tsunami (Massive casualties)
    12/22/12 -- Day after "apocalypse" (Everyone will presumably be dead)

  7. Azurik on March 23rd, 2011 4:22 pm

    Oh, it'll be well worth Gabe's weight… in gold.

  8. Guppy06 on March 23rd, 2011 4:30 pm

    I upgraded to the sweet, sweet, HTML5-filled goodness of Firefox 4 and immediately yanked that vile abomination, Adobe Flash, off my systems. However, HTML5 video doesn't work with YouTube when you embed it through OBJECT tags. If you're not going to use the new IFRAME embedding code (that now pops up when you hit the "Embed" button), can you at least post a direct link to the video in the notes? Such as…

  9. spplmj on March 23rd, 2011 4:35 pm

    Wait! I have a plan to save us!
    <img src=";generatorName=patrick-star&quot; alt="" width="200" height="351" />
    thereby cushioning the impact and saving us all.

  10. Wetmang on March 23rd, 2011 4:37 pm

    Gabe really makes some WAVES in the video game world…

  11. invadingduck on March 23rd, 2011 4:38 pm

    To top it all off, Hell freezes over.

  12. seanhl on March 23rd, 2011 4:51 pm

    is it a coincidence I made a joke about this sort of thing happening earlier today on here?

  13. Lordshadow on March 23rd, 2011 5:03 pm

    That is not Episode 3. That's an earthquake. We sell those too.

  14. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 23rd, 2011 5:28 pm

    It is almost as bad as when two Falcon Punches collide.

  15. Coodoo on March 23rd, 2011 5:30 pm

    Gabe Newell.
    Topping both the richter scale, and his bathroom scale.

  16. Oddwan on March 23rd, 2011 5:32 pm
  17. BasketGT on March 23rd, 2011 6:35 pm

    Wait, if this is the future, then everybody keep making fat jokes about Gaben! He'll then delay Half-Life 3 into never releasing!!

  18. GameboyPATH on March 23rd, 2011 7:35 pm

    If your jumping can do more damage than someone who goes by "The Heavy", then you might have a problem.

  19. Alpar on March 23rd, 2011 7:36 pm

    And this is why Gabe invented Steam. So he'd never have to stand up ever again.

  20. therandombear on March 23rd, 2011 7:44 pm

    This is good, if we keep telling Gabe = Fat jokes it will postpone the game and the earthquake!

    Someone invent a gabeN fat joke machine that spouts out fat jokes every 30 minutes!

  21. DM1293 on March 23rd, 2011 7:46 pm

    Clearly a fake scenario.

    We all know Half-Life 3 will never be released.

    Portal 2, at least, will be.

    Team Fortress 3 and Portal 3? The world may never know.

    No, doesn't apply to the rule of Duke Nukem. We all KNEW that would be released. You always bet on Duke.

  22. SHODAK on March 23rd, 2011 9:15 pm

    The reason HL3 is taking so long: they plan to create the conditions of HL2 in real life before hand. This is step 1.

  23. Hiruis on March 25th, 2011 1:24 am

    Looks like we have a…….
    "puts on shades"
    Heavy situation

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