You guys are so mean, making me post videos about Gaben’s weight and Half-Life Episode 3 delays… the man has brought us so many great games!
Still I can’t resist anything with a CSI moment and footage of 2012 spliced together. Don’t ask me why I just can’t!
By RushFreak2, submitted by therandombear and Andrew T.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2011 · 4:06 PM
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And that children is why the Mole People fear us so.
Gabe used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
Even the Mayans knew Half Life 3 was doomed…
to celebrate half life 3 they will kill half of the life on earth
We can still avoid this, but we'll need a ton of salads.
It's official, the whole "2012 Apocalypse" was just a myth. There is no force on Heaven or Earth that can get Episode 3 finished by 12/21/12.
On a side note, add these dates together:
9/11/01 -- World Trade Center (Massive casualties)
+3/11/11 -- Japan hit by Tsunami (Massive casualties)
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12/22/12 -- Day after "apocalypse" (Everyone will presumably be dead)
Oh, it'll be well worth Gabe's weight… in gold.
I upgraded to the sweet, sweet, HTML5-filled goodness of Firefox 4 and immediately yanked that vile abomination, Adobe Flash, off my systems. However, HTML5 video doesn't work with YouTube when you embed it through OBJECT tags. If you're not going to use the new IFRAME embedding code (that now pops up when you hit the "Embed" button), can you at least post a direct link to the video in the notes? Such as…
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Wait! I have a plan to save us!
<img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4801973/We-Take-All-The-Money-And-Give-It-To-Gabe-Newell.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=patrick-star" alt="" width="200" height="351" />
thereby cushioning the impact and saving us all.
Gabe really makes some WAVES in the video game world…
To top it all off, Hell freezes over.
We don't have time for salads, just Sandvich.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/06/01/sandvich-mama/
Yea and Duke Nukem forever actualy is released.
Wait…
OH SHI-
We all gonna die.
is it a coincidence I made a joke about this sort of thing happening earlier today on here?
Gabe Used Magnitude!
MAGNITUDE HL2EP3!
I pray I never see a critical
but i already do that D:
That is not Episode 3. That's an earthquake. We sell those too.
>saying 2012 is a myth
>creating 2012 conspiracy information
What is this I don't even…
The question is -- can Aperture Science Panels support GabeN's weight?
"Duke Nukem: Episode Three" and "Half-Life: Forever"? These are going to be sold in one package.
Even more -- his actions have big IMPACT on the whole world.
It's dividing by zOH SHI--
It is almost as bad as when two Falcon Punches collide.
Gabe Newell.
Topping both the richter scale, and his bathroom scale.
rel="nofollow">I'm acting astonished!
o_o
I guess you can say his products have really made a hit on the stock market.
Other companies were quite shaken by it.
WHY ARE YOU DIFFERENT?! ME HATE DIFFERENT!!
Wait, if this is the future, then everybody keep making fat jokes about Gaben! He'll then delay Half-Life 3 into never releasing!!
People were TREMBLING at the annoucement.
There's not enough gold…
*Salutes* Yes Sir! Right away Sir!
His MASS influence helps encourage sales!
While everyone cracked while waiting for Episode 3
Can't we just use pillows to cushion him? (which will saves some money to throw at him once Episode 3 comes out)
If your jumping can do more damage than someone who goes by "The Heavy", then you might have a problem.
And this is why Gabe invented Steam. So he'd never have to stand up ever again.
Hence why I have "apocalypse" in quotation marks and the word presumably in there.
I still think the whole thing is a load of BS
This is good, if we keep telling Gabe = Fat jokes it will postpone the game and the earthquake!
Someone invent a gabeN fat joke machine that spouts out fat jokes every 30 minutes!
Clearly a fake scenario.
We all know Half-Life 3 will never be released.
Portal 2, at least, will be.
Team Fortress 3 and Portal 3? The world may never know.
No, doesn't apply to the rule of Duke Nukem. We all KNEW that would be released. You always bet on Duke.
*Salutes*
I don't want to be a downer, but, my father was recently diagnosed with leukemia. The doctor said he's got a good shot at a year to live, maybe a little more. If any halolz goers could say a quick prayer to whatever higher power they believe in for him, I would greatly appreciate it. If you don't believe in a higher power, sorry for wasting your time.
Well, I want Half-Life 3. I know it's a HEAVY risk…
But the priiiiiiiize.
Will do, man. Best of luck to you and your dad.
Will do, bud.
(Also: WOAH I Got featured on Halolz!)
The reason HL3 is taking so long: they plan to create the conditions of HL2 in real life before hand. This is step 1.
Indeed, either we sacrefice the many to please the many or we displease the many to save the many…We need Biowares help with this and their astoundingly accurate ethical moral choice speech wheel!
It is a HEAVY burden on our shoulders.
Pffft… Firefox 4. I use Netscape Navigator 2.0.
And hating on Adobe Flash? Who are you Steve Jobs?
His words have some real WEIGHT to them. I think it's because he has such a MASSIVE personality. It would be a HUGE honor to meet him, and… and…
Dangit, ran out of fat jokes.
Everything happens for a reason.
But sometimes, that reason is "Shits 'n giggles."
with Gabe, Earthquake and bounce don't make a difference.
That shouldn't be a problem. He already swims in the stuff.
In the immortal words of Marty McFly:
"This is heavy, Doc."
Sorry, but I gave all my money to Cave Johnson thanks to your advice, how am I suppose to help poor ol' Gaben now?
<img src="http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/077/701/original/1286990617614.jpg?1287204473" width="460" height="340">
"wakawakawaka firefox wakaka adobe, waka link"
Soldier:
BigHUGE problem…Apparently 3 is a bad luck number for VALVe
Maybe they'll just skip to 4
And don't forget Left 4 Dead 3 >:(
No, THIS is Heavy!
<img src="http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/heavy_back.jpg" alt="" />
And this is Doc.
<img src="http://static.clanbase.com/CB/images/news/2008/tf2medic.jpg" alt="" />
"The Nonexistant Box?"
No wait, they need to use a fruits name, cos the last one was The Orange Box.
I thought the name like The "When Pigs Fly" Box would be the most appropriate one.
DIFFERENT BAD!
Well, after a quake like the one on the video, I really wouldn't be surprised to see a pig fly or a sheep explode.
The pig had already landed -- that's what caused an earthquake.
Do not talk about our secret underground people leave us alone
I think in this situation it's the prior more than the latter
Well, it is. People just like going THE WORLD IS GOING TO END whenever they have an excuse to.
Hopefully if he falls his massive PUNS will cushion him!
3 down, 4 to go. *loads shotgun*
Looks like we have a…….
"puts on shades"
Heavy situation
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have lots of money, It wont help