They say he who smelt it, dealt it… but with Pokemon he who doesn’t suffer a status change supplied it! Unfortunately that saying isn’t very catchy.
By JHALLpokemon, submitted by Jordan R.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2011 · 9:54 AM
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why couldnt it be sweet scent?! ::blacks out from poison powder::
Why is the Pokemon going to a human school? That's like having your dog in class (if it had superpowers, anyway).
Objection!
Ivysaur clearly used POISON POWDER as it is PURPLE. SLEEP POWDER is GREEN.
Hold it!
Does that look like they are falling asleep?
Wait…
Neentendow is right, those children are obviously dead!
Because having a super-powered dog in class would be AWESOME!
OMG once seen, cannot unseen :O
Maybe he's the class mascot or class pet?
Bad Air Day.
So what happens when he poops?
This is why we can't have nice classrooms.
My high-school had a dog that would just randomly wander into and out of classes. Always enlivened a boring lecture :)
He's right! Outside of battle, poison takes you to 1HP and then magically cures itself!
Razor Leaf?
Or is it Leech Seed?
Natural Gift.
Haven't you ever seen the movie Air Bud?
It scientifically proved that dogs can participate and excel at activities that are usually the domain of humans.
I saur what you did there.
He can only learn 4 moves.
He can fart, but he cannot poop.
Ivysour used Sleep Powder.
But wait. something is happening.
Sleep Powder turned into Poison.
It's Super effective!
A teacher in Scooby Doo Mystery Inc. asks that very question.
I guess you could say it was —
*Sunglasses*
Super Effective.
*Cricket* *Cricket*
and the best thing is that countless battles take place indoors in the pokemon school. daily.
Seed Bomb.
This was actually a clever idea if you think about it. Well-executed, and it incorporates stylish (if rather crude) humor. All in all, it's a good submission.
Oh, wait. This is a Halolz comment. Uh, [insert burrito-based wit here]. Okay, I've got nothing.
That's not Sleep Powder, that's Poison Powder. We produce that too.
Hmm, according to the mechanics for Natural Gift, berries that will give it a Poison type are Oran, Kebia, and Petaya Berries, so I'm guessing Ivysaur has at least eaten one of those.
Anti-Poke propaganda! Pokemon deserve the same rights as everybody, including an education!
This message brought to you by Team Plasma.
That's right… here at aperture science, we are proud of our work in poisonous nanoparticles which could be used in population maintenance, riot control, and international espionage.
Remember, at aperture science, we care… more than black mesa
Real life is like the Nuzlocke challenge.
WE ARE ALL FUCKED.
sorry, in Japan racial ethics groups are beaten to a pulp in an ironic way.
Well, looks like saying fart jokes now wouldn't be very effective
Who wants to hold the grammar hammer this time?
OBJECTION!
I am talking on behalf of 4kids! Here on 4kids network, we just want you to know we do not support death! My, just look at it! We didn't edit anything! Those kids are just sleeping peacefully!
And with that wall of reasoning, Rofl has crushed his scouter in rage.
Gunk Shot.
Now do it to mew.
Breakfast burrito? Dare I ask what happens when you give that Ivysaur a lemonade?
I don't know. That one girl in the front seems to be clinging onto life. Sure, it's a futile effort but she's not quite dead yet.
That's because pokemon are actually healthy for people, any pokemon attack actually heal and improve a person state. We can observe this on the ruby/emerald/sapphire games.
Those kids are actually just taking an energy nap.
OOH! OOH! ME!!!
I DO! I DO!
I hate Pokemon but I sure do love fart jokes!!!
This helps my theory:
The Pokemon not chosen in Red and Blue appears to remain on the table forever (in its pokeball). However, this is not the case…
instead, the unchosen pokemon must venture out into the world alone, go to school and get a job.
Clearly this Ivysaur was not chosen when it was a Bulbasaur
PS… semi-relevant: http://gprime.net/video.php/robotchickenvillainca…
go to 1:16
I think there may be some bad (breakfast) burritos going around
You sure it's not Poison Powder Shawn?
If you cared, then you wouldn't lie about cake
I WANT MY CAKE!!!
Bear Grylls show up for a drink?
How about listening to someone else say them???
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rel="nofollow">DEE DOO DEE DOO!
Chimcharchanga… that's good eatin'
if you give an Ivysaur a cookie, he will ask for some milk to go with it…
No wonder they call it "silent but deadly"!
The Nintendo Overlords demand that they be asleep. NOT DEAD. NOBODY DIES IN POKEMON. NOBODY. ONLY FAINTING. YES. FAINTING. THEY ALL FAINTED.
Perfect crime.
Dude, I can't help but headbang to that.
Also, Thrash (attack) sounds like the Power Rangers communicator sound.
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Aww, I never get it…
MAKE IT ICE-CREAM CAKE!!! ON THE DOUBLE!!!
Then Nurse Joy arrives…he he he…
She hopes to see you again REAL soon.
Nurse Joy holds customer satisfaction above all else.
<img src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/11/128656288397404555.jpg">
That's not magic, that's anti-bodies…or Pokérus…I don't know…I never ACTUALLY learned that stuff in school. I was too busy learning about the girls…ah…girls…
<img src="http://birthdaycakeparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cake-is-a-lie.jpg" alt="" />
I was thinking this (^ ^ ^) or cheesecake
Joy: Hello, and welcome to the Pokecenter, we'll restore your Pokemon to full health.
Teacher: OH GOD, you have to help all my students, quick!
Joy: I'm sorry, but we only restore Poke-Oh, it appears your Ivysaur has lost one PP on the move Poison Powder.
*Heals Ivysaur*
I bet he jizzes solarbeam too
I miss when the low HP sound was annoying… D:
also, it totally sounds the same. :o
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Hipster Pikachu (hereby "Hipsterchu") makes Team Rocket blast off ironically
By the way…
Hipster Diglett now has the ability Levitate, and can use Fly… he says being underground/using Dig is too mainstream
Rebecca Black is a wanna be pop-Starly
I'Machop-in up some veggies for a stew
…
okay, I'm out of ideas
I don't think I can Raichu any more of these,
Then again, that last statement is quite Farfetch'd
The Pallet Elementary Ivysaurs???
Their biggest rival is the team from Violet Prep Academy: the Bidoofs!!!
In elementary school we had a pair of toads/frogs (I can't remember which) one year. In hindsight, it would explain the warts…
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A Halolz comment is a warm, wrapped up package that is prepared with love and care…
They are known to invoke laughter, nostalgia, and in some extreme cases, gas.
(my attempt at Halolz comment + burrito based wit)
It was nice… now it is uninhabitable!
that comes from a different hole
sorry Red, but unfortunately this is not what happens to the unchosen pokemon this is
Wait… only -109?! You're losing your touch, man!
But…
But poison powder is one of the moves that can't be super effective…
And why wouldn't she? She's actually that one woman from Zelda II in disguise.
Marzen brings logic in Halolz.
The universe exploded.
LOGIC HAS NO MEANING WITHIN THESE WALLS.
Oshawott you did thar.
Now their parents will say "MY KIDS ARE DEEEAAAD" and will become a Pokeball themed vigilante,
huntingcatching all the PokemonUnless it's a Beedrill
Beedrills. My god
I thought for a second they were all going to get high…
Don't get too Tangela'd up in writing more of them.
They've had quite Aron, but give them a Rest.
If we keep it up too long, who knows, Shawn might just Banette.
Sludge.
It would be totally fuckin' sweet
Tangela'd up in blue!
….You there! In the front row! Yes, you pathetically clinging to life. Just di…..err…faint already!
In other news: Ivysaur gained a level! Ivysaur wants to learn -insert witty burrito-related move here-. Teach Ivysaur -previously inserted move-?
If these pokemon puns don't stop soon I Machoke a bitch.
He who smelt it takes gradual damage each turn.
I'll Pikachu while you are doing this… then I'll call officer Jenny
Bayleef me when I say this!!!
Or…
Unless you're of the "sensitive nose" type. Then it does double the damage!
Don't you mean… within these
*Sunglasses*
HA -- LOLZ?
(you know what's next)
At least they're not memebase/failblog comments.
Sludge BOMB.
Cheesecake is pie. Which makes cheesecake like a super lie.
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I think that's more of Nurse Lust's route. (Pokepun not intended.)
you know why bulbasaur ate a burrito?
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It doesn't matter whether cheesecake is cake or pie… so long as it's DELICIOUS!!!
I saw that the other day…
to be honest I almost cried -- it invoked memories of my (first) dog
It depends on what he ate?
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And thus the first pokemon trainers were born
Now now, it can't be confirmed what goes on in those houses
That's clearly poison powder… though dead children is frowned upon, so let's pretend.
Objection!
SLAVES do not belong in public schools!
sorry, to be honest I felt the same way
but…
*eyes tear up*
but… pie is never a lie…
His face in the third panel is so cute
In Soviet Russia it is!!!
*cough* The tower in Lavender Town *cough*
Clever.
Not losing my touch, just being less troll-ey.
It can be deadly neurotoxin teims now? :D