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RED and BLU have been fighting over2 Fort for so long, it’s just become an endless cycle of insanity!
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[VIDEO] The Vicious Cycle of 2Fort



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 11:09 AM 
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82 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Vicious Cycle of 2Fort”

  1. RespectfulGlove on March 22nd, 2011 11:19 am

    The Vicious Cycle of Halolz:
    -Shawn posts something
    -Everyone rages about the submission one way or another
    -Someone posts something witty
    -Everyone else tries to say something witty
    -Everyone forgets their original rage
    -Shawn gets off the hook and gets to risk yet another submission

  2. Ataeru on March 22nd, 2011 11:19 am

    Yup another day in Hat Fortress 2… wait…

  3. Leo E. on March 22nd, 2011 11:28 am

    So apparently silly faces and loud noises pass for humor…

  4. balmonte on March 22nd, 2011 11:41 am

    That's not accurate at all! There should be at least 3 more snipers!

  5. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 11:44 am

    Classic Misdirection…

    We should probably stop him some day

  6. Trogad0r on March 22nd, 2011 11:49 am

    All we need is that catchy music…

  7. Ataeru on March 22nd, 2011 11:52 am

    Its the change of generations, what is derp face to us is laughter gold to kids today. (IE: spongebob and chowder)

  8. Mentlegen on March 22nd, 2011 12:01 pm

    Needs moar sniper wars…

    …and hats, HATS EVERYWHERE.

  9. AccelTrial on March 22nd, 2011 12:08 pm

    I… kinda want the game to be more like that actually. More explosions! More rectum kills!

    …Wait i'm describing what amounts to a 30 player multiplayer Bulletstorm o:

  10. Ichiinu on March 22nd, 2011 12:23 pm

    l: This is the fight that never ends…
    it just goes on and on my friend…
    Some people Started fighting it not knowing what it was
    and now they Just keep fighting it because :l Repeat ad Nauseum

  11. El_bruno on March 22nd, 2011 12:27 pm

    Wrong, it's silly faces and loud noises PLUS catchy Raving Rabbids' music (wait, I see a connection here…..)

  12. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 12:28 pm

    rel="nofollow">You mean this music?

  13. WeegeeDoll on March 22nd, 2011 12:30 pm

    Unfortunately Wolf can't let us do that…….

  14. Banjo7J on March 22nd, 2011 12:32 pm

    POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

    Someone HAD to do it…

  15. k3man on March 22nd, 2011 12:33 pm

    This is an accurate demonstration of the game that was formerly known as Team Fortress 2 (now known as Hat Fortress 2 for it's abnormal quantity of accessories and hats) back in it's prime on one of it's most infamous maps, 2Fort.

  16. CakeBard on March 22nd, 2011 12:39 pm

    Yup, I'm always THAT demoman with the caber that can't get a kill without blowing himself up…

  17. PewnyPL on March 22nd, 2011 12:43 pm

    "submitted by Bravo"
    Oh really? Because if he didn't send this to You on 18th february then this means You don't check your mail… AGAIN!

  18. Leo E. on March 22nd, 2011 1:09 pm

    Dern kids these days.

  19. GameboyPATH on March 22nd, 2011 1:20 pm

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING

  20. Rocker23220 on March 22nd, 2011 1:21 pm

    GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

  21. Rocker23220 on March 22nd, 2011 1:21 pm

    If only it could be like that again

  22. FlareKitsu on March 22nd, 2011 1:27 pm

    Sure is cOLD in here.

  23. Fhantinabox on March 22nd, 2011 1:37 pm

    Why am I laughing?! Better question, WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING!?

  24. DM1293 on March 22nd, 2011 1:39 pm

    eins…zwei…drei…ugh, I do not think we brought enough Troll comments….vait.

    *looks up at E-peen hit 99p*

    …

    …

    Challenge Accepted.

  25. DM1293 on March 22nd, 2011 1:44 pm

    And why was that a full sentry? It should've been a mini-sentry.

    And that Sniper wasn't wearing his shield or razorback!

    And that Spy wasn't wearing his Fez!

    And the Demoman and Soldier weren't using that Half-Zatoichi!

    …..meh.

    <img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4381803/Close-enough.jpg&quot; Height="200" Width="200" />

  26. HughbertEsq on March 22nd, 2011 1:57 pm

    how about a team of admins to increase rate of posting? No?

  27. HughbertEsq on March 22nd, 2011 1:58 pm

    GOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMGOTTAMOGRAAOGOTTAMGOTTMGOTTAMGOTAM

  28. JesterJoe on March 22nd, 2011 2:00 pm

    Rule number one of TF2.

    Never, EVER take off Soldier's helmet.
    You do not need to see those eyes.

  29. Nevakanezza on March 22nd, 2011 2:08 pm

    Trade fortress….
    a strange game….
    the only winning move is not to play…

    XD

  30. BoxeyBrown on March 22nd, 2011 2:25 pm

    Not believable, not enough hats…

  31. Roflcopter419 on March 22nd, 2011 2:29 pm

    …what did I just watch?

  32. invadingduck on March 22nd, 2011 2:37 pm

    This continues for 50 hours. Then the server restarts.

  33. Dimomarg on March 22nd, 2011 3:02 pm

    and now we post ordinary gameplay footage. greaaaaaaaaat.

  34. Annonith on March 22nd, 2011 3:30 pm

    War.
    War never changes.

  35. Redzeroine on March 22nd, 2011 3:32 pm

    BATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMANBATMAN

  36. Guppy06 on March 22nd, 2011 4:36 pm

    POOTIS is the new DESU

    And the video loses something without the automatic looping.

  37. extraintelligence on March 22nd, 2011 4:37 pm

    Excuse me, I have a question.

    Um, what the hell?

  38. seanhl on March 22nd, 2011 4:51 pm

    poor sniper, while everyone else dies a quick, and sometimes painless death, over and over, he has to deal with repetitive destruction of the jewels

  39. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 22nd, 2011 5:46 pm

    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…

  40. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 22nd, 2011 5:49 pm

    Vicious Cycle of the Halolz Server
    -Arrive at shitty map
    -Bitch and complain
    -nominate shitty map
    -rtv

  41. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 5:54 pm

    Anything can fit with that song. Like gruesome, cold-blooded murder. Especially gruesome, cold-blooded murder.

  42. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 5:57 pm

    Because throwing cream pies and slipping on banana peels is such a high-brow art.

  43. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 5:58 pm

    That reminds me of another game.

  44. dragonass27 on March 22nd, 2011 6:26 pm

    DAMMIT!!

  45. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 6:42 pm

    I don't know, but….Was it good for you?

  46. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 7:45 pm

    I WILL HELP YOU ATTAIN GODHOOD!!!

  47. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 7:54 pm

    GO MOVIE REFERENCES!!!!!

  48. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 7:56 pm

    or… uh… pedobear and five kids… NOT A PEDO!!!!! just a example.

  49. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 7:57 pm

    Rubberfruit dose it…

  50. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 7:59 pm

    BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBS. ow… help meh.

  51. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:03 pm

    … Tvtropes… tvtropes…tvtropes go to tvtropes… or die… http://www.tv... WAIT WHAT HAPPENED!!!! I was on tvtropes for so many hours… it's like drugs… ugh so bad… *you found Half-Zatoichi* HOLY BALLS!!!!! so much evil… and greifers… to kill.

  52. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:04 pm

    well I don't want to BUTT in… oh wait wrong thread.

  53. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:05 pm

    AND WHY AM I EVEN RESPONDING TO YYYOOOUUU.

  54. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:06 pm

    OH GOD NO HATS!!!!!!

  55. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:06 pm

    lol. I just saw that.

  56. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:06 pm

    … I see what you did there…

  57. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:08 pm

    … heh… a rubberfruit imposter…

  58. GameboyPATH on March 22nd, 2011 8:08 pm

    It's Groundhog Day in 2Fort?

  59. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:11 pm

    … and the other is a pit of Touhou submitions that Leo E. wants to send… heh I know your secrets… MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  60. nighten2_0 on March 22nd, 2011 8:11 pm

    Me to bro… Me to…

  61. TheUnknownNoob on March 22nd, 2011 8:20 pm

    What the fuck did I just watch?

  62. Leo E. on March 22nd, 2011 8:48 pm

    Eh, there's only one I've ever considered sending in. And in all fairness, it was hilarious, and was a Captain Planet joke as well.

  63. Xenrek on March 22nd, 2011 9:15 pm

    charlie chaplain… comedy at its finest. and the three stooges, the munsters, adams family. all comedy gold in their own ways.

    chowder -- flapjack -- all the other new CN crap = not funny

  64. Squikker2001 on March 22nd, 2011 9:19 pm

    I TOLD YOU ABOUT 2FORT BRO

  65. orreso on March 22nd, 2011 11:53 pm

    anyone know the name of the song?

  66. Zyquux on March 23rd, 2011 1:50 am

    You mean CoD?

    (But I did see what you did there.)

  67. Nevakanezza on March 23rd, 2011 2:53 am

    rel="nofollow">
    thats the song

  68. Rain on March 23rd, 2011 6:27 am

    Or does it? The war has changed…did it? The answer is no! Unless it is yes! No, of course it is! Is war! Yes! No! Yes?

    + 1 to whoever knows where this comes from :D

  69. Funkalicous on March 23rd, 2011 8:32 am

    Have we still found the meaning of life? Oh wait, I have.

    One; Matter = Energy.

    and Two: We aren't wearing enough hats.

  70. bravobuster on March 23rd, 2011 10:37 am

    I actually sent it in last Friday, as memory serves, so I didn't have to re-send it.

  71. MexicanJuice on March 23rd, 2011 11:54 am

    I'm scared……..somebody hold me!

  72. Shady Kitsune on March 23rd, 2011 2:55 pm

    " rel="nofollow">

  73. Weibbles on March 23rd, 2011 3:32 pm

    The Clan's waged war to gather internet respect and frags. Valve released crates for Gabe's lust for money and fan rage. Trade systems shaped the fps into a bartering simulator.

    But war never changes.

    In the latest version, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also the fuel for more rage: Hats and more Hats.

  74. Azurik on March 23rd, 2011 4:55 pm

    You are the only person who could achieve such a godlike status by only replying to others' comments. I salute you, trollspy.

  75. orreso on March 23rd, 2011 7:06 pm

    many thanks

  76. coolsnape on March 23rd, 2011 8:30 pm

    lol butt stab that has to hurt

  77. Vabolo on March 23rd, 2011 10:24 pm

    Show your work.

  78. Bobomberman on March 24th, 2011 2:38 am

    why does this only have 3.87 outta five? D:

  79. tstriker1 on March 25th, 2011 5:18 am

    Jeez, now I will never be able to play 2 fort without the constant fear of knives up my ass…

  80. Frankenstrat247 on March 28th, 2011 3:03 am

    hats off to you, good sir [teehee]

  81. Frankenstrat247 on March 28th, 2011 3:03 am

    -nominate black mesa
    -watch people rage

  82. deathbychickens on April 7th, 2011 10:39 pm

    1. shout incomprehensibly/cross bridge into enemy territory

    2. get shot in face by sniper

    3. ??????

    4. respawn and repeat

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