You know I jokingly ask for these things… not thinking you guys will come up with and send in perfectly logical answers to hypothetical post questions. I should really know you guys better by now! Do I even want to ask who The Joker would be? >_>
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 1:08 AM 
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  1. Tadferd on March 22nd, 2011 1:15 am

    Definitely the "older sleuth" in Pokégotham.

  2. EonofAeon on March 22nd, 2011 1:20 am

    IMO…Snivey = Joker. Look at the smirk he has! Add some make up, a green haired wig, accentuate the whole 'fancy suit' idea behind his smugness but make it more joker-ish…Bam! Joker.

  3. CakeBard on March 22nd, 2011 1:22 am

    unfortunately, Mr. Freeze is a Vanillish… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thum

  4. Dracojounin7 on March 22nd, 2011 1:28 am

    Perhaps the Joker would be Gengar?

  5. EonofAeon on March 22nd, 2011 1:29 am

    I think we're trying to stay to this current generation…aren't we?
    EDIT: Also, gengar's a bit too large in the body for a joker-esque image…

  6. Tadferd on March 22nd, 2011 1:31 am
  7. AuraMaster on March 22nd, 2011 1:59 am

    Actually, I think the Joker title should go to the guy with the biggest smile.

  8. The Real Lanthus on March 22nd, 2011 2:01 am

    looks more Like Gordon Freeman to me…

  9. AuraMaster on March 22nd, 2011 2:02 am

    He'll take a page out of Scruff McGruff's book and take a bite out of crime. It's super effective against ghost-type crime.

  10. Apathy Arbiter on March 22nd, 2011 2:11 am

    Hurr hurr!

  11. DM1293 on March 22nd, 2011 2:24 am


    …y'know Rudy right? Rudy, the undead hound? Remember? It was on after the Snorks? Won a Peabody award?

    ~Its Rudy, the undead hound!~
    ~ He roams through the corridors, eatin up the trolls! ~
    ~Its Rudy, the undead hound!~
    ~ He likes to go out and eat all the children! ~

  12. CCCM89 on March 22nd, 2011 2:26 am
  13. DM1293 on March 22nd, 2011 2:35 am

    Wait a minute….



  14. decoyltw on March 22nd, 2011 2:57 am
  15. EonofAeon on March 22nd, 2011 3:23 am

    That could work…although dunno how Zen mode would work, if it came down to it :P

  16. MexicanJuice on March 22nd, 2011 3:49 am

    I don't have anything witty to say. I just want to say that I love you fuckers. So much.

  17. TehVortex on March 22nd, 2011 3:59 am



  18. Shady Kitsune on March 22nd, 2011 4:03 am

    Herdissioner Gordon Freeman?

  19. TehVortex on March 22nd, 2011 4:04 am

    Though the typing may not match up, purely based on appearences it's this guy.

  20. Tadferd on March 22nd, 2011 4:08 am

    Sadly not only is he weak to Ice but he can't learn any Ice moves either.

    But on appearances I agree.

  21. The Real Lanthus on March 22nd, 2011 4:44 am

    wait a second….
    I've never seen Gordon Freeman and commissioner Gordon in the same place.
    guise, they're the same person!

  22. Zyquux on March 22nd, 2011 5:29 am

    Herdissioner Gordon Freeman doesn't let a little thing like universes get in the way.

  23. Alpar on March 22nd, 2011 5:47 am


  24. Torndragon on March 22nd, 2011 6:06 am
  25. Shatman on March 22nd, 2011 7:13 am

    Killer Croc= Feraligatr

    Clue Master= Alakazam

    Calendar Man= Sawsbuck

    Penguin: Prinplup

    Bane= Machoke

    Ditto= Clayface

    HootHoot= Clock King

    Come on folks. Let's hear more.

  26. Caelun_Niveus on March 22nd, 2011 7:21 am

    Why do I hear this image saying "Because I'm Nazarin?"

  27. AccelTrial on March 22nd, 2011 7:30 am

    He can learn fly though. Which for completely unrelated reasons makes that the best mon ever.

  28. Roflcopter419 on March 22nd, 2011 7:51 am

    ..and before you ask, who the Penguin is should be blatantly obvious.

  29. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 7:58 am

    That pokémon hurts my brain.

  30. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 7:59 am

    It's obviously Electrode.

  31. dekuskrub1 on March 22nd, 2011 8:03 am

    mr. mime?

  32. C__F on March 22nd, 2011 8:03 am

    When's the last time we actually did have crowbar jokes?

  33. Dimomarg on March 22nd, 2011 8:13 am

    …So much for commissioner Groudon.

  34. Dimomarg on March 22nd, 2011 8:15 am

    Definitely the "ODOR sleuth" in Pokégotham.

  35. WizardRex on March 22nd, 2011 8:19 am

    Odor Sleuth!

    Pose as a Pokemon team, 'cause shit just got real!

  36. Uzumakiclan43 on March 22nd, 2011 8:28 am

    The Joker? I'd be more afraid of what Victor Zsaz would look and act like as a Pokemon.

  37. spplmj on March 22nd, 2011 8:29 am

    [The Joker (Zororark) walks into Harvey Darmants's (Darminitan -- Half Normal, Half Zen,) hospital room, disguised as an Audino.]

    Joker: Hi. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh…

    Harvey: RACHEL!

    Joker: Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's kennel. I didn't rig those voltorbs.

    Harvey: Your team, your strategy!

    Joker: [smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a strategy? You know what I am? I'm a guy chasing Enteis. [giddy] I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. Team Plasma has strategies. The Gyms have strategies. Gordon's got strategies. They're schemers. Schemers trying to catch their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to catch things really are. So when I say… [grabs Harvey's hand, Harvey struggles a little] ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth. [starts unstrapping Harvey's wrists from one side] It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had strategies. And, uh… [starts unstrapping Harvey's other wrist] look where that got ya.

    [Once Harvey's other wrist is free, he attempts to grab The Joker, the two struggle with each other until The Joker grabs a hold of Harvey's hands, moving them from side to side]

    Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little strategy and turned it on itself. Look at what I did to this city with a few voltorbs and a couple of critical hits Hm? You know–you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to strategy"… even if the strategy is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get critical hit, or a truck load of soldiers will self-destruct, nobody panics, because it's all part of the strategy. But when I say that one little old mayor will be OHKOed… well, then everyone loses their minds! [lets go of Harvey's hands and pulls out a hyper beam TM, facing himself] Introduce a little trolling. [puts the TM into Harvey's hand, pressing the use button] Upset the established order, then everything becomes…flaming. [guides the TM to his own forehead, smacking his lips] I'm an agent of Trolls. Oh, and you know the thing about trolling? It's fair.

    [Harvey thinks for a minute, and shows Joker the unscarred side of his coin]

    Harvey: You live…

    Joker: Mmm-hmm?

    Harvey: [turning the coin on its scarred side] You OHKO!

    Joker: Now we're talkin'!

  38. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 8:34 am
  39. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:21 am

    So I guess Jynx is Mr. Freeze?

  40. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:22 am
  41. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:24 am

    There's no way it's delibird. It should be kangaskhan

  42. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 9:25 am


    April O'Neil?

  43. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:25 am

    I hate that one! So annoying in Brycen's gym
    Mudkip! We must make sure to purge our mountains of these atrocities.
    However, these can stay:
    <img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/beartic.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    (Actually, Beartic would make a good Mr. Freeze)

  44. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:28 am

    <img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/182/4/0/409f1e2a81565ce87c48fa83acab47a4.png&quot; alt="" />
    Excuse me sir, but I beg to differ on your last point

  45. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:30 am

    <img src="http://www.lavahut.com/images/match/orchid/lizgabemeishawn_orchid_b.jpg&quot; alt="">

    Oh, they (the Fuckers) love you back (^ ^ ^)

  46. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 9:30 am

    *goes and gets list from two submissions back*
    Mr. Mime = Joker

    Alakazam = Dr. Strange

    Sudowudo = Scarface

    Delcatty = Catwoman

    Regiice = Mr. Freeze

    Golbat = ManBat

    Haunter = Ghost of Amadeus Arkham

    Roselia = Poison Ivy

    Doduo = Two Face

  47. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 9:31 am

    Now I need is a monocled Cairn Terrier and I'll have found my dog

  48. Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2011 9:32 am


  49. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 9:59 am

    Alakazam is Dr. Strange AND Clue Master? Then he must also be a Doduo!

  50. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 10:00 am


  51. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 10:04 am

    Are you people stupid? It's UNDOUBTEDLY Professor Layton.

  52. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 10:05 am

    Wouldn't that be Mawile?

  53. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 10:06 am

    Um… GRAMMAR HAMMER much?
    *Guys. : P

  54. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 10:07 am


  55. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 10:08 am

    Yeah, I didn't want to stay sane anyways. Also, I can get some gentlemanly gear! Excuse me.

  56. The_AntiVillain on March 22nd, 2011 11:18 am

    ? unown -- riddler

    cacturn -- scarecrow

    hypno (with mad hatter's hat) -- mad hatter

    *Banette -- scareface

    electivire -- zeus

    Volcarona -- firefly

    duskull -- black mask

    magmortar -- deadshot

    kabutops -- zsasz

    tweedledum & tweedledee -- plusle and minun

    honchkrow- some mob boss

  57. Skandradron on March 22nd, 2011 11:36 am

    Psh Jim Darkmagic (of the Newhampshire Darkmagics) could take him.

  58. Pisko on March 22nd, 2011 1:34 pm

    advice Shawn?

    and yes you want to know about the joker

  59. quaker171 on March 22nd, 2011 1:36 pm

    uh… what?

  60. Leon_Rios on March 22nd, 2011 1:47 pm

    Scyther, maybe?

  61. Leon_Rios on March 22nd, 2011 1:48 pm

    That would be hilarious. Little glasses and a tiny supposed-to-be trenchcoat. Maybe a small moustache.

    Love it.

  62. Luigi676 on March 22nd, 2011 2:10 pm

    Herdissionor Gordon fainted!

    Herdissionor Gordon used a revive in the middle of the movie!

  63. KZN02 on March 22nd, 2011 2:58 pm

    Not to mention it gets Scrappy as its Dream World ability.

  64. Mr Plen on March 22nd, 2011 3:05 pm

    Excuse me, what?

  65. Redzeroine on March 22nd, 2011 3:25 pm

    I slowly realized that this was a Dark Knight Reference. I had thought the glasses make him look like Gordon Freeman.

  66. Redzeroine on March 22nd, 2011 3:28 pm

    They should have had Vanillish on Black Version and A Chocolatish on White. Makes more sense that way.

  67. Redzeroine on March 22nd, 2011 3:29 pm

    Is the joke that its supposed to be Empoleon?

  68. Sceptilianblade on March 22nd, 2011 4:23 pm



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  70. pokeg33k on March 22nd, 2011 5:19 pm


    You don't wanna know how he got his scars

  71. Vizardvalor on March 22nd, 2011 5:32 pm

    Post about Pokemon Black and White makes me happy in my pants

  72. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 5:49 pm

    Sorry, it's all I could draw this morning, with a toast in one hand and a bus to catch in the other. I have huge hands. Wacom made me a custom 10 feet by twelve feet Bamboo Fun tablet. You'd figure that for the price they asked me, I would have added a few extra hundred bucks for a better tablet model, but I am cheap. Unlike my custom Fender, but that's another story.

    Which I will tell right now.

    Fender made me a custom Telecaster the size of a small automobile, with telephone wires and snakes that are stapled together for strings. The pickups pick up the staples' electromagnetic waves, or else I wouldn't use snakes at all. They tend to bite me, but I am immune to their poison, so I just laugh it off, even though the pain is unbearable. Laughter is the best medicine. It's even better than morphine. I have a laughter adiction. I need help.

    Sometimes, I arm wrestle with Biggoron.

  73. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 5:51 pm

    And yet we blurt out pokémon who possess no ressemblance whatsoever to an aquatic bird.

  74. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 6:16 pm

    *Looks at Mr Plen's comment*

    I don't ge-

    *Looks at Mr Plen's avatar*

    <img src="http://operatorchan.org/t/src/t219721_fry%20i%20see%20what%20you%20did%20there.jpg&quot; /IMG>

  75. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 6:45 pm

    It turns into an annoying Great Dane puppy?

  76. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 6:46 pm


  77. KZN02 on March 22nd, 2011 6:47 pm

    It can hit ghosts with normal attacks.

  78. Funkalicous on March 22nd, 2011 7:41 pm



  79. werewolfsfury on March 22nd, 2011 8:43 pm

    I would have expected Reuniclus as harvey

  80. epicspoon on March 23rd, 2011 12:13 am
  81. Red on March 23rd, 2011 12:22 am

    Well it is a Crow BAR
    see, they've got the little stools and stuff

  82. dope92 on March 23rd, 2011 1:24 am

    so comissioner gordon is owned by a black woman?

  83. Jimmy on March 23rd, 2011 9:38 am

    Chocolatish was eaten into extinction.

  84. Jimmy on March 23rd, 2011 9:39 am

    Yeah, that's awesome.

  85. Jimmy on March 23rd, 2011 9:43 am

    I was thinking that she could fill the role of Ellen Yin, but she's not Asian…

  86. DM1293 on March 23rd, 2011 4:00 pm

    Mind. Blown.

    If anything Mr. Plen should've submitted this one.

  87. pokeg33k on March 23rd, 2011 7:33 pm

    Thought of that 2 :)

  88. epicspoon on March 24th, 2011 3:12 am

    Glad im not the only one….

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