You know I jokingly ask for these things… not thinking you guys will come up with and send in perfectly logical answers to hypothetical post questions. I should really know you guys better by now! Do I even want to ask who The Joker would be? >_>
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Definitely the "older sleuth" in Pokégotham.
IMO…Snivey = Joker. Look at the smirk he has! Add some make up, a green haired wig, accentuate the whole 'fancy suit' idea behind his smugness but make it more joker-ish…Bam! Joker.
unfortunately, Mr. Freeze is a Vanillish… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thum…
Perhaps the Joker would be Gengar?
I think we're trying to stay to this current generation…aren't we?
EDIT: Also, gengar's a bit too large in the body for a joker-esque image…
I disagree sir.
Actually, I think the Joker title should go to the guy with the biggest smile.
looks more Like Gordon Freeman to me…
He'll take a page out of Scruff McGruff's book and take a bite out of crime. It's super effective against ghost-type crime.
Hurr hurr!
NO! NOT RUDY!
…y'know Rudy right? Rudy, the undead hound? Remember? It was on after the Snorks? Won a Peabody award?
~Its Rudy, the undead hound!~
~ He roams through the corridors, eatin up the trolls! ~
~Its Rudy, the undead hound!~
~ He likes to go out and eat all the children! ~
http://elite-15.deviantart.com/art/Insane-Zoroark…
this work for the joker?
Wait a minute….
…….ITS THE BESPECTACLED CORGI!!!
AHA!
Zoroker:
http://elite-15.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2zfjlc
That could work…although dunno how Zen mode would work, if it came down to it :P
I don't have anything witty to say. I just want to say that I love you fuckers. So much.
EXPRESS SURPRISE AT HAVING YOUR RHETORICAL QUESTION ANSWERED.
UNWITTINGLY POSE NEW QUESTION.
Herdissioner Gordon Freeman?
Though the typing may not match up, purely based on appearences it's this guy.
Sadly not only is he weak to Ice but he can't learn any Ice moves either.
But on appearances I agree.
wait a second….
I've never seen Gordon Freeman and commissioner Gordon in the same place.
guise, they're the same person!
Herdissioner Gordon Freeman doesn't let a little thing like universes get in the way.
inb4crowbarjokes
<img src="http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/12/53/86/61/delibi10.png">
Killer Croc= Feraligatr
Clue Master= Alakazam
Calendar Man= Sawsbuck
Penguin: Prinplup
Bane= Machoke
Ditto= Clayface
HootHoot= Clock King
Come on folks. Let's hear more.
Why do I hear this image saying "Because I'm Nazarin?"
He can learn fly though. Which for completely unrelated reasons makes that the best mon ever.
..and before you ask, who the Penguin is should be blatantly obvious.
That pokémon hurts my brain.
It's obviously Electrode.
mr. mime?
When's the last time we actually did have crowbar jokes?
…So much for commissioner Groudon.
Definitely the "ODOR sleuth" in Pokégotham.
Odor Sleuth!
Pose as a Pokemon team, 'cause shit just got real!
The Joker? I'd be more afraid of what Victor Zsaz would look and act like as a Pokemon.
[The Joker (Zororark) walks into Harvey Darmants's (Darminitan - Half Normal, Half Zen,) hospital room, disguised as an Audino.]
Joker: Hi. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh…
Harvey: RACHEL!
Joker: Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's kennel. I didn't rig those voltorbs.
Harvey: Your team, your strategy!
Joker: [smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a strategy? You know what I am? I'm a guy chasing Enteis. [giddy] I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. Team Plasma has strategies. The Gyms have strategies. Gordon's got strategies. They're schemers. Schemers trying to catch their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to catch things really are. So when I say… [grabs Harvey's hand, Harvey struggles a little] ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth. [starts unstrapping Harvey's wrists from one side] It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had strategies. And, uh… [starts unstrapping Harvey's other wrist] look where that got ya.
[Once Harvey's other wrist is free, he attempts to grab The Joker, the two struggle with each other until The Joker grabs a hold of Harvey's hands, moving them from side to side]
Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little strategy and turned it on itself. Look at what I did to this city with a few voltorbs and a couple of critical hits Hm? You know–you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to strategy"… even if the strategy is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get critical hit, or a truck load of soldiers will self-destruct, nobody panics, because it's all part of the strategy. But when I say that one little old mayor will be OHKOed… well, then everyone loses their minds! [lets go of Harvey's hands and pulls out a hyper beam TM, facing himself] Introduce a little trolling. [puts the TM into Harvey's hand, pressing the use button] Upset the established order, then everything becomes…flaming. [guides the TM to his own forehead, smacking his lips] I'm an agent of Trolls. Oh, and you know the thing about trolling? It's fair.
[Harvey thinks for a minute, and shows Joker the unscarred side of his coin]
Harvey: You live…
Joker: Mmm-hmm?
Harvey: [turning the coin on its scarred side] You OHKO!
Joker: Now we're talkin'!
<img src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1467/oddishjoker.jpg" /IMG>
So I guess Jynx is Mr. Freeze?
Sneasel?
<img src="http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/009/4/3/__old_crow___crow_bar_by_blo0p-d36tch3.png" alt="" />
you guys said something about crowbars?
There's no way it's delibird. It should be kangaskhan
Peabody…
April O'Neil?
I hate that one! So annoying in Brycen's gym
Mudkip! We must make sure to purge our mountains of these atrocities.
However, these can stay:
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/beartic.jpg" alt="" />
(Actually, Beartic would make a good Mr. Freeze)
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/182/4/0/409f1e2a81565ce87c48fa83acab47a4.png" alt="" />
Excuse me sir, but I beg to differ on your last point
<img src="http://www.lavahut.com/images/match/orchid/lizgabemeishawn_orchid_b.jpg" alt="">
Oh, they (the Fuckers) love you back (^ ^ ^)
*goes and gets list from two submissions back*
Mr. Mime = Joker
Alakazam = Dr. Strange
Sudowudo = Scarface
Delcatty = Catwoman
Regiice = Mr. Freeze
Golbat = ManBat
Haunter = Ghost of Amadeus Arkham
Roselia = Poison Ivy
Doduo = Two Face
Now I need is a monocled Cairn Terrier and I'll have found my dog
Murkrow
Alakazam is Dr. Strange AND Clue Master? Then he must also be a Doduo!
DAMN.
Are you people stupid? It's UNDOUBTEDLY Professor Layton.
Wouldn't that be Mawile?
Um… GRAMMAR HAMMER much?
*Guys. : P
*Facepalm*
Yeah, I didn't want to stay sane anyways. Also, I can get some gentlemanly gear! Excuse me.
? unown -- riddler
cacturn -- scarecrow
hypno (with mad hatter's hat) -- mad hatter
*Banette -- scareface
electivire -- zeus
Volcarona -- firefly
duskull -- black mask
magmortar -- deadshot
kabutops -- zsasz
tweedledum & tweedledee -- plusle and minun
honchkrow- some mob boss
Psh Jim Darkmagic (of the Newhampshire Darkmagics) could take him.
advice Shawn?
and yes you want to know about the joker
uh… what?
Scyther, maybe?
That would be hilarious. Little glasses and a tiny supposed-to-be trenchcoat. Maybe a small moustache.
Love it.
Herdissionor Gordon fainted!
Herdissionor Gordon used a revive in the middle of the movie!
Not to mention it gets Scrappy as its Dream World ability.
Excuse me, what?
I slowly realized that this was a Dark Knight Reference. I had thought the glasses make him look like Gordon Freeman.
They should have had Vanillish on Black Version and A Chocolatish on White. Makes more sense that way.
Is the joke that its supposed to be Empoleon?
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You don't wanna know how he got his scars
Post about Pokemon Black and White makes me happy in my pants
Sorry, it's all I could draw this morning, with a toast in one hand and a bus to catch in the other. I have huge hands. Wacom made me a custom 10 feet by twelve feet Bamboo Fun tablet. You'd figure that for the price they asked me, I would have added a few extra hundred bucks for a better tablet model, but I am cheap. Unlike my custom Fender, but that's another story.
Which I will tell right now.
Fender made me a custom Telecaster the size of a small automobile, with telephone wires and snakes that are stapled together for strings. The pickups pick up the staples' electromagnetic waves, or else I wouldn't use snakes at all. They tend to bite me, but I am immune to their poison, so I just laugh it off, even though the pain is unbearable. Laughter is the best medicine. It's even better than morphine. I have a laughter adiction. I need help.
Sometimes, I arm wrestle with Biggoron.
And yet we blurt out pokémon who possess no ressemblance whatsoever to an aquatic bird.
*Looks at Mr Plen's comment*
I don't ge-
*Looks at Mr Plen's avatar*
<img src="http://operatorchan.org/t/src/t219721_fry%20i%20see%20what%20you%20did%20there.jpg" /IMG>
It turns into an annoying Great Dane puppy?
DON'T FINISH ADVICE MEME.
It can hit ghosts with normal attacks.
ITS MEME TIME.
SO I HURD U LIEK GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK ON MOTORCYCLES, UMAD?
I would have expected Reuniclus as harvey
here ya go
<img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/268/5/0/insane_zoroark_by_elite_15-d2zfjlc.png">
Well it is a Crow BAR
see, they've got the little stools and stuff
so comissioner gordon is owned by a black woman?
Chocolatish was eaten into extinction.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I was thinking that she could fill the role of Ellen Yin, but she's not Asian…
Mind. Blown.
If anything Mr. Plen should've submitted this one.
Thought of that 2 :)
Glad im not the only one….