HERDISSIONER GORDON

You know I jokingly ask for these things… not thinking you guys will come up with and send in perfectly logical answers to hypothetical post questions. I should really know you guys better by now! Do I even want to ask who The Joker would be? >_>
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 1:08 AM 
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88 Responses to “HERDISSIONER GORDON”

  1. Tadferd on March 22nd, 2011 1:15 am

    Definitely the "older sleuth" in Pokégotham.

  2. EonofAeon on March 22nd, 2011 1:20 am

    IMO…Snivey = Joker. Look at the smirk he has! Add some make up, a green haired wig, accentuate the whole 'fancy suit' idea behind his smugness but make it more joker-ish…Bam! Joker.

  3. CakeBard on March 22nd, 2011 1:22 am

    unfortunately, Mr. Freeze is a Vanillish… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thum

  4. Dracojounin7 on March 22nd, 2011 1:28 am

    Perhaps the Joker would be Gengar?

  5. The Real Lanthus on March 22nd, 2011 2:01 am

    looks more Like Gordon Freeman to me…

  6. AuraMaster on March 22nd, 2011 2:02 am

    He'll take a page out of Scruff McGruff's book and take a bite out of crime. It's super effective against ghost-type crime.

  7. Apathy Arbiter on March 22nd, 2011 2:11 am

    Hurr hurr!

  8. CCCM89 on March 22nd, 2011 2:26 am
  9. DM1293 on March 22nd, 2011 2:35 am

    Wait a minute….

    …….ITS THE BESPECTACLED CORGI!!!

    AHA!

  10. decoyltw on March 22nd, 2011 2:57 am
  11. MexicanJuice on March 22nd, 2011 3:49 am

    I don't have anything witty to say. I just want to say that I love you fuckers. So much.

  12. TehVortex on March 22nd, 2011 3:59 am

    EXPRESS SURPRISE AT HAVING YOUR RHETORICAL QUESTION ANSWERED.

    UNWITTINGLY POSE NEW QUESTION.

  13. Alpar on March 22nd, 2011 5:47 am

    inb4crowbarjokes

  14. Torndragon on March 22nd, 2011 6:06 am
  15. Shatman on March 22nd, 2011 7:13 am

    Killer Croc= Feraligatr

    Clue Master= Alakazam

    Calendar Man= Sawsbuck

    Penguin: Prinplup

    Bane= Machoke

    Ditto= Clayface

    HootHoot= Clock King

    Come on folks. Let's hear more.

  16. Caelun_Niveus on March 22nd, 2011 7:21 am

    Why do I hear this image saying "Because I'm Nazarin?"

  17. Roflcopter419 on March 22nd, 2011 7:51 am

    ..and before you ask, who the Penguin is should be blatantly obvious.

  18. Dimomarg on March 22nd, 2011 8:13 am

    …So much for commissioner Groudon.

  19. WizardRex on March 22nd, 2011 8:19 am

    Odor Sleuth!

    Pose as a Pokemon team, 'cause shit just got real!

  20. Uzumakiclan43 on March 22nd, 2011 8:28 am

    The Joker? I'd be more afraid of what Victor Zsaz would look and act like as a Pokemon.

  21. spplmj on March 22nd, 2011 8:29 am

    [The Joker (Zororark) walks into Harvey Darmants's (Darminitan -- Half Normal, Half Zen,) hospital room, disguised as an Audino.]

    Joker: Hi. You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and, uh…

    Harvey: RACHEL!

    Joker: Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's kennel. I didn't rig those voltorbs.

    Harvey: Your team, your strategy!

    Joker: [smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a strategy? You know what I am? I'm a guy chasing Enteis. [giddy] I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. Team Plasma has strategies. The Gyms have strategies. Gordon's got strategies. They're schemers. Schemers trying to catch their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to catch things really are. So when I say… [grabs Harvey's hand, Harvey struggles a little] ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you'll know that I'm telling the truth. [starts unstrapping Harvey's wrists from one side] It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had strategies. And, uh… [starts unstrapping Harvey's other wrist] look where that got ya.

    [Once Harvey's other wrist is free, he attempts to grab The Joker, the two struggle with each other until The Joker grabs a hold of Harvey's hands, moving them from side to side]

    Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little strategy and turned it on itself. Look at what I did to this city with a few voltorbs and a couple of critical hits Hm? You know–you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to strategy"… even if the strategy is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get critical hit, or a truck load of soldiers will self-destruct, nobody panics, because it's all part of the strategy. But when I say that one little old mayor will be OHKOed… well, then everyone loses their minds! [lets go of Harvey's hands and pulls out a hyper beam TM, facing himself] Introduce a little trolling. [puts the TM into Harvey's hand, pressing the use button] Upset the established order, then everything becomes…flaming. [guides the TM to his own forehead, smacking his lips] I'm an agent of Trolls. Oh, and you know the thing about trolling? It's fair.

    [Harvey thinks for a minute, and shows Joker the unscarred side of his coin]

    Harvey: You live…

    Joker: Mmm-hmm?

    Harvey: [turning the coin on its scarred side] You OHKO!

    Joker: Now we're talkin'!

  22. Vabolo on March 22nd, 2011 8:34 am
  23. Red on March 22nd, 2011 9:21 am

    So I guess Jynx is Mr. Freeze?
    Sneasel?

  24. Luigi676 on March 22nd, 2011 2:10 pm

    Herdissionor Gordon fainted!

    Herdissionor Gordon used a revive in the middle of the movie!

  25. Redzeroine on March 22nd, 2011 3:25 pm

    I slowly realized that this was a Dark Knight Reference. I had thought the glasses make him look like Gordon Freeman.

  26. pokeg33k on March 22nd, 2011 5:13 pm

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  27. pokeg33k on March 22nd, 2011 5:19 pm

    http://0chaser.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2l5137

    You don't wanna know how he got his scars

  28. Vizardvalor on March 22nd, 2011 5:32 pm

    Post about Pokemon Black and White makes me happy in my pants

  29. epicspoon on March 23rd, 2011 12:13 am
  30. dope92 on March 23rd, 2011 1:24 am

    so comissioner gordon is owned by a black woman?

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