Okay, site’s back up! Sorry for the downtime folks. They had to replace some hard drives or clean the tubes or whatever people do to fix webservers these days. Also yes I know I’m way behind on posting all those amazing Super Meat Boy contest entries! I’m going to finish going through them tonight to post on Monday morning! Until then, I expect all of you to have achieved target=”_blank”>{OTD}q.‘s level of proficiency in Super Meat Boy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2011 · 2:35 PM
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Wait, this is on PC, with PC controls?!
I call hax.
But but…I wanted to see the little meat man explode!
…This has ruined any possible chance of me playing this game, as my feeble attempts would seem like an insult to this mastery. I'm not even sure the creator of the game could do that :/
"I'm A Golden God!"
Unfortunately, there's someone out there more golden than you.
*cries self to sleep*
You are not alone. Our collective epeen just shrank with 50% if not more.
He's gotten the Impossible Boy achievement. 3 times.
Anybody who claims FIRST deserves to be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. Forever.
I second that notion.
someone should show this to that rooster teeth guy, then record the reaction
HALOLZ! Where first is last.
*Reads last words*
You are dead. Dead, rel="nofollow">DEEEAD!
This made me want to give up on playing this game forever
He is dead now. Not big surprise.
This has become a fully fledged Meat Month.
This site has more Added Alliterative Appeal now, gents!
In the words of Sarge…
"Jumpin Jehosaphat! They've Cracked The Code!"
This reminds me of the NerfNow comic strip about all the "sniper rampage" videos that got posted to YouTube… I mean, come on, the ground is coated with red meat from previous attempts. This is impressive, but it's not exactly a one-take wonder like Daft Hands.
The hax are strong with this one
I have an oxymoron for you: "Spectacular Disappointment".
All the meat-splats just glorify all the effort he put into it.
Seriously, he puts my entire videogaming career to shame with just one video.
Wait it's on PC?
*checks video again*
It's obviously shopped.
because daft hands was total improvised on the spot and was never rehearsed previously to make a perfect and fluid video NOT AT ALL!
MEAT BOY WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
This guy's life can be summed up by one Styx song: "Too Much Time on My Hands".
*sees a post with -18*
"Huh, what did they say to get tha……" *sees final words in post*
ಠ_ಠ
Roommate just heard me scream "WHAT DID HE JUMP FROM!? THERE IS NO WALL THERE!" at a laptop screen. I hate what Super Meat Boy has made me become.
FATALITY.
ya know this game's on Xbox too?
Super Meat Boy is too hard and I didn't enjoy playing it at all.
I think most people are afraid to admit that this game is bad because they think that saying it's too hard is not an acceptable excuse. Most people will probably just say "Just because you're a noob that sucks too much at this game doesn't mean it's bad", but I still believe that Super Meat Boy is far too challenging.
Now then, considering the layout of this site is dedicated to Super Meat Boy…
*prepares for -1's*
Really, when you think about it…the only logical explanation is this.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-backstabimmunity.jpg" height="300" width="300">
He's immune to explosives, sawblades, fire, salt, and walking death machines.
*Shoulder pat* no no no, you get +1 for trying to make an argument.
Trying is the key word.
My rebuttal: Its hard because thats how it was designed. Thats why we're playing it. We're playing it BECAUSE its hard…and fun for that reason. Its the same reason why we crank up the difficulty on Halo to Legendary. Why we handicap ourselves to use only the starter pistol weapon. To a masochistic gamer, this is a blast. Its OBVIOUSLY too hard. Thats what they were going for. I've played the flash version and that one is kinda hard at times too. But you get better. You improve. You know why hard games are fun to a general audience? Its what makes all games fun.
Accomplishment.
You feel badass when you get all A+'s. You get all the secret items. Do all the hard levels back and forth until you bend them over and make them your bitch. Applies to Oddworld, when you save all the mudokons in every annoying puzzle possible. When you play Shivers 2: Harvest of Souls without using a walkthrough or using the hint button (by the way, score system is hillariously stupid there). When you do the impossible, you feel accomplishment. And thats what Super Meat Boy is. You feel awesome just beating the game. And you go back and play it again just to get every last bit of accomplishment out of it.
Well, you certainly put far to much work on your counter argument. +1 for you.
And I'm just adding my own lil' personal feel to this with a comment of my own.
When a development team makes a hard game, they're taunting you saying you can't beat it. Prove 'em dead wrong. Like Demon's Souls……..
Daft hands was still done in one run-through. Obviously it was fucking PRACTICED.
Go to one game site…
see same thing on every other
I call hax… check him for an aimbot
Too much Meat Boy?
NO.
SUCH.
THING.
"I expect all of you to have achieved {OTD}q's level of proficiency…"
Challenge Accepted
*five minutes later*
*Rage quit* Challenge failed.
Truth be told, I never even finished the demo, and that was less because of the difficulty and more because the sounds of Meat Boy running/sliding around gave me some nauseating thoughts of extra bloody diarrhea.
The SHLPBLBLPBLSLBPPLBPL everywhere he goes just grossed me out.
Are you saying he can stop bullets?
Well, it IS meat after all.
I hear ya. It's videos like this that makes it harder for me to want to play the game.
MUSICALITY.
He could have been using a Xbox controller.
Eh. It's not that hard.
Meat puns.
If he is as good as this video makes him look, he won't have to.
It makes me wanna rip my hands out when i see this guy do a level that took me HOURS to get A+ only to find out he did it in 1/50th of my time.
First.
inaftrmeatpuns
ok, if you rip one hand off, how can you rip the other one out?
With his teeth of coarse! Silly man questioning the ripping of hands….
Team Meat watching this video:
"Hey Tommy did we make Super Meat Boy sequence-breakable?"
"No….?"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
INTERNET! Where first is always last!
He's stopped buzz saws in their tracks by looking at them.
Nope. Not at all.
Same goes for this game.
rel="nofollow">Nope. No aim bot here.
Hardness-o-meter:
E<———————————————————--[SMB]——>H
E -- so easy a crippled blind baby could do it with out even trying
H -- the only possible way to beat it is to dedicate your entire life to it
SMB -- Super Meat Boy
In my opinion, SMB is too far from the silver lining
GRAMMAR WIND!
"course"
PUNCTUATION THING!
"course."
Lack of punctuation is so often overlooked these days…
I think this is more the work of the DEVIL!
The circle is now complete.
OBJECTION!
You already had an exclamation point after your own "coarse", therefore I did not see the need to use one of my own!
PUNCTUATION THING!
"After your own 'coarse,' therefore…"
When adding punctuation to a quotation the punctuation is always placed inside the quote.
Additionally, simply because I used an exclamation point does not excuse your lack of punctuation.
TAKE THAT!
I agree with everything you just said. But as opposed to what you likely meant, I enjoy the game in large part for the same reason as what you stated as your opinion.
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Hey Steve!
No hax, I promise -- only persistence. The next vid may illustrate that point a little more concisely. :)
Thanks for all the interest and kind words! Expect another vid in the coming days -- I'll try to see to all the minds that have somehow been left unblown. ;)