Premature Medication… it happens to the best of us! Well I mean, not me! I wouldn’t know anything about it! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
By Nik Traschev [M!NiCR!T]

Premature Medication

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 19, 2011 · 4:21 AM

(264 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)

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Achievement Unlocked, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Failure, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software

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Gamage on March 19th, 2011 4:37 am

I hope he has free health care.
UndeadLex on March 19th, 2011 4:49 am

Heavy turns into Hulk Hogan on the last frame, true story.
Weibbles on March 19th, 2011 4:51 am

Ever since his wife left him for Demoman, its been hard on medic's work relationships
Jan on March 19th, 2011 5:52 am

The medic can still consider himself lucky as he can always look into shifting the action to a button less likely to be aroused. Not everyone can say that about their … secondary fire.
NekoKnight on March 19th, 2011 4:58 am

Professor Medic Uber Charged when he heard you beat the Elite Four?
DrRickRollins on March 19th, 2011 5:01 am

As fast as he could!
Alpar on March 19th, 2011 5:43 am

Heavy: Bah! And you question why I left you for sandvich!
therandombear on March 19th, 2011 5:45 am

Well….atleast it's not as bad when 2-3 medics are prematurely ubercharging, it's just messy after that.
Trogad0r on March 19th, 2011 5:54 am

"Run!! Run!! I'm coming for you!!" will never be the same.
Jet_Sparrow on March 19th, 2011 5:56 am

You don't have this problem with sticky "bombs".
Jet_Sparrow on March 19th, 2011 5:57 am

I have this problem. What can I say, the Pyro just makes me so hot.
Combatbeaver on March 19th, 2011 6:08 am

teehee "hard"…
Caelun_Niveus on March 19th, 2011 7:32 am

This medic costs $400,000 to ubercharge me… for ten seconds.
Grammar Berzerker on March 19th, 2011 7:44 am

Ja!
Alfa on March 19th, 2011 9:05 am

Looks like someone's going to start taking ProScout!

(Cookie for the one that gets the reference!)
Redzeroine on March 19th, 2011 9:16 am

Then Oak would probably have the same reaction as Heavy for coming second
Shady Kitsune on March 19th, 2011 9:51 am

AAAAAAAWKWAAAAAAAARD!
A_R_ on March 19th, 2011 10:02 am

And Demoman just makes you blow up…?
Deep Thought on March 19th, 2011 10:02 am

This is going to go to a dark place rather quickly I see…
A_R_ on March 19th, 2011 10:03 am

Oh the ~~humanity~~ economy!
Uzumakiclan43 on March 19th, 2011 10:10 am

There's a reason why they call secret achievements "secret", y'know. And thank god the "tip" of this Medic's weapon was a circle, instead of a curved triangle. Otherwise it would've been obvious from the start.
invadingduck on March 19th, 2011 10:17 am

It seems the medic can't stop getting achievements at the most awkward of moments. http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/07/doctor-feelbad/
Angemon300 on March 19th, 2011 10:40 am

Lose your wife to the demoman: Achievement unlocked!
New weapon unlocked: Medicinal Schlinge
AuraMaster on March 19th, 2011 10:50 am

I'm in a similar boat. I suffer from sentry erectile dysfunction. That's why I changed to soldier.
AuraMaster on March 19th, 2011 10:51 am

It's supposed to last for 12 seconds. I guess he really is a premature medicator.
AuraMaster on March 19th, 2011 10:52 am

Look at the bright side, Medic; at least you lasted longer than Sonic.
RoverTHX on March 19th, 2011 11:12 am

It must be his first time as a medic.
Ichiinu on March 19th, 2011 11:25 am

Yeah, but Demo sometimes has a good run of multiple explosions all over the place.
seanhl on March 19th, 2011 11:29 am

Eeeeeeeeeerectin' a….. DAMMIT!
A_R_ on March 19th, 2011 1:14 pm

And he likes to drop a lot of his"stickies" around.
A_R_ on March 19th, 2011 1:20 pm

Overdose your medication: Achievement "BLU Pills" unlocked!
GameboyPATH on March 19th, 2011 1:45 pm

It wouldn't be so awkward if it didn't last for a full 10 seconds.
HughbertEsq on March 19th, 2011 1:47 pm

"You're too slow!"
RickO_ on March 19th, 2011 2:22 pm

Looks like Medic………..jumped the gun.
DM1293 on March 19th, 2011 2:32 pm

Don't be silly. They're prone to blue balls.
DM1293 on March 19th, 2011 2:39 pm

My fellow Medics…are you having trouble with your mediguns? Are you finding yourself ubering, kritzing, or even just being unable to "pop" your charge a mere second before dying?

I'm here to tell you there's hope. No, no, no pills, no surgeries on yourself, not even a diet change.

I'm here to tell you about Skill. Skill is a wonderful ability that allows you to control when you pop your uber onto your heavy, or your powerful kritz on your soldiers. It allows you to hold back until your ubercharge is full, and release it at the precise moment it becomes necessary for both your enjoyment.

Skill is not right for everyone. Call a doctor if you're prone to: "Yelling out cuss words", "Blaming the team for your failure", "Blaming faulty equipment", "Yelling at a man for using the cheapest weapon ever", "Prolonged Blutsauger Equip Without Use", "Lack of an Ubersaw", "Healing Spies", "Backstabs", "Crit Rockets", "Ubering Spies", or in severe cases, "Inability to Dodge" and "Age below 12" have been shown to decrease skill.

Call your local Medic to see if you qualify for Skill.

Skill. Its what will make your using your ubers…all the more special. Or just allows for jokes aside from memes. Unless my advertisement skills are a meme unto itself. In which case…
rel="nofollow"> I guess my hypocritical oath comes in handy.
Neentendow on March 19th, 2011 2:48 pm

I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
Mentlegen on March 19th, 2011 3:12 pm

This Medic should hire a Spy.

We are always willing to help them if they are interested in avoiding Ubers.
XSV225 on March 19th, 2011 3:50 pm

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Skandradron on March 19th, 2011 3:51 pm

I'm getting more of a "someone touched Louis's peels", but I can see Hogan there too.
Sr_Pantalones on March 19th, 2011 4:11 pm

And the stickies get EVERYWHERE.
Redzeroine on March 19th, 2011 4:13 pm

How can you see in a dark place? Ze goggles do nothing.
Ashton_Anchors on March 19th, 2011 4:41 pm

But you never see the spy coming!
Vosur on March 19th, 2011 4:48 pm

And red-balls, which I only thought could happen in maintenance. 0.o
Deep Thought on March 19th, 2011 9:00 pm

I crossed the streams…
Deep Thought on March 19th, 2011 9:02 pm

…Wha the?
TheUnknownNoob on March 19th, 2011 10:14 pm

…

FFFFFFFF-

*CAN NOT UNTHINK*
smartmonkey on March 20th, 2011 8:04 am

While the sniper give you a good headshot.
SadFace298 on March 20th, 2011 8:58 am

I'm looking at you Marzen….I'm looking at you…
k3man on March 20th, 2011 12:57 pm

Surprise backstabs! The relief you never thought you needed.
chuckpebble on March 20th, 2011 1:07 pm

Is that the Heavy, or John Locke?
Ernac on March 20th, 2011 2:10 pm

Squick. *eye twitch*
Jones-250 on March 20th, 2011 2:27 pm

Relevant: rel="nofollow">
Jones-250 on March 20th, 2011 2:29 pm

…when the other team steamrolls over you with their "well-times" Übers, eh?
Sceptilianblade on March 20th, 2011 3:58 pm

Ze torches do nothing either.
TheUnknownNoob on March 20th, 2011 5:18 pm

It's ok.

I've always secretly wanted to boink the scout. :3
therandombear on March 20th, 2011 5:36 pm

just horrible, walking around suddenly ambushed by several medics ubercharging everywhere and everything….
Nshadd2455 on March 20th, 2011 5:54 pm

Am I the only one who tried to get this achievement to no avail after reading this?
coolsnape on March 20th, 2011 6:06 pm

last pannel heavy not amused -_-
Nyoron on March 20th, 2011 8:18 pm

But what if oak couldnt make it because he had to take care of the ditto-oak hybrid he made when he had sex with that ditto? Too soon?
Rain on March 20th, 2011 9:58 pm

Damnit, I'm starting to forget about that naturally since we ran out of brain bleach
But now you made me remember it again

CURSE YOU NYORON!
Dr. Wortington on March 20th, 2011 10:12 pm

At least he doesn't have projectile disfunction.
SonicsmyName on March 21st, 2011 3:24 am

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SpartanJedi on March 21st, 2011 4:00 am

At least his schwartz didn't get twisted.
Leon_Rios on March 21st, 2011 10:44 am

Medic : Vas it gut for you?
*Heavy walks away*
*Medic sobs*
Kinockun on March 21st, 2011 1:39 pm

You just won the whole internet with that comment.
Nyoron on March 21st, 2011 10:36 pm

You are very welcome, my good man. *Sips tea* Do you also want to remember the KIRBY UNTOONED? http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/ Oh damn, ive let loose something horrible, have i? Well, im off to red's mountain to tell of my accomplishments today. Goodbye, dear sir.