I can tell that chick is impressed with my Garbador! He is in the top percentage of all Garbador!
By our pal Caldy! [LOLDWELL], submitted by Joaquin B.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 18, 2011 · 8:19 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Nintendo, Paranoia, Pokémon, Psychic Powers, Sequential Art · Leave a comment () 180 Comments |
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What people thinks when they see me wearing shorts:
"Oh man, they must be so comfy, and I bet they're easy to wear too!"
What they are really thinking:
Businessman: "Good lord, that is pathetic, grow up and act your age."
Child: "I bet that loser's so weak, I could beat him easily."
Older Woman: No real comments from her, she doesn't even know what Pokeymans are.
Cute Girl: "What a loser, he's never gonna get laid."
Maybe if we go deeper, they all think that: "What a show off!"
"Whirlpool? Why in the world did you teach your starter Whirlpool?"
I bet the elite four on the bus to my school, in my overwhelming satisfaction I loudly proclaimed "OH HELL YES!!!" then 30 or so faces turned to look at me, still feeling great I said "say what you want, I'm a bloody pokemon champion!"
…I think finding a date to the prom will be a bigger challenge though…
Real-life subway? Puh-leease. I only care about peoples' opinions on the Battle Subway.
Proof that you are never too old for Pokemon.
Hey red…..i found this weird guy in the subway….he was playing On his DS….I Went in and acted as a wild pokemon and beat up his team…Oh and i have this strange pokemon following me now…..It looks like a pig
Old Man on train : I still haven't had my coffee.
"I bet he never got made fun of in middle school"
Another reason why I wish I was a Gen Xer.
My father: I have no son.
Sparkly women are often in the mood to trade pokemon. hard.
Relevent.
<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic146.png">
She'd just try to trade you Blue for White.
Can they make a good sandwich? They can come back if they've got double Ds and serve them nude.
*sees Shawn's Commentary*
Garbordor!?!?
GARBORDOR!?!?!?!?!
That pokemon is Trubbish!
Everyone knows that Simipour is where it's at (my most powerful pokeman in White):
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/simipour.jpg" alt="">
by the way, does Gurdur look like a messed-up muppet (i.e. Grover), or is it just me?
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/gurdurr.jpg" alt="">
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<img src="http://damewallis.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/grover.jpg" alt="">
The reality, of course, is that no one actually cares. We all have our own problems. Of course, if your pants are falling down because your too damn stupid to wear a belt, we'll still take a moment to laugh at you.
Is it just me, or does the Businessman look like Ron Stoppable???
<img src="http://gregoryisaac.com/sds/kp/ron.jpg" WIDTH="100" HEIGHT="200">
Silly cute girl. You have two extra pockets! One in your chest and and secret one in your pants. =D
I'd use Mind Reader, but what should I use after that?
Tiem for some PokePick up lines!
I got a Larvesta in mah pants and it's burning for you… and not because of it's Flame Body ability… or the herpes…
gothitelle.
id hit that
wait a minute….
thats not relevant
<img src="http://files.sharenator.com/lol_face_RE_quotOpen_Mouthquot_Disease-s736x736-65809.gif">
Is it really their fault that they are ugly? Yes. Yes it is.
Haters gonna hate
Tmotom: What the fuck is wrong with that asshole? Pokemon? In public? I thought that was a fucking closet hobby.