I can tell that chick is impressed with my Garbador! He is in the top percentage of all Garbador!
By our pal Caldy! [LOLDWELL], submitted by Joaquin B.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 18, 2011 · 8:19 PM
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What people thinks when they see me wearing shorts:
"Oh man, they must be so comfy, and I bet they're easy to wear too!"
What they are really thinking:
Businessman: "Good lord, that is pathetic, grow up and act your age."
Child: "I bet that loser's so weak, I could beat him easily."
Older Woman: No real comments from her, she doesn't even know what Pokeymans are.
Cute Girl: "What a loser, he's never gonna get laid."
It hurts me to agree with you.
Child: "I bet he doesn't even EV train, what a scrub!"
(I have actually heard someone say this.)
Maybe if we go deeper, they all think that: "What a show off!"
"Whirlpool? Why in the world did you teach your starter Whirlpool?"
OR! OR!
Businessman: "That man is either a mentaIIy disturbed psychiatric patient, or a Ioser."
ChiId: "What a retard. Pokemon are so over, now everything's C0D. L0zer."
OIder Woman: "Laptops these days are so advanced… l can never keep up."
Cute GirI: "Ugh… lf only he weren't pIaying with that toy, l could go over and taIk to him…"
You may have noticed that l have repIaced every uppercase i with a Iowercase L, and every Iowercase L with an uppercase i. :D
I bet the elite four on the bus to my school, in my overwhelming satisfaction I loudly proclaimed "OH HELL YES!!!" then 30 or so faces turned to look at me, still feeling great I said "say what you want, I'm a bloody pokemon champion!"
…I think finding a date to the prom will be a bigger challenge though…
Real-life subway? Puh-leease. I only care about peoples' opinions on the Battle Subway.
okay, the first time I read this, I thought I read "finding a date to the porn will be a bigger challenge though" and I was like, "WHAT??? THAT'S SO EASY!" then I read it again and felt stupid.
Also, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
I betcha that when they see your Rattata they think:
"Damn, that Rattata makes mine look so weak it must be in the top fucking percentile"
Oh, damn. Nice connection!
What about the ugly girl with braces? Does nobody care what she thinks?
STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST DEFORMED, UGLY CHICKS!
Forever Cubone
:(
Proof that you are never too old for Pokemon.
Hey red…..i found this weird guy in the subway….he was playing On his DS….I Went in and acted as a wild pokemon and beat up his team…Oh and i have this strange pokemon following me now…..It looks like a pig
Old Man on train : I still haven't had my coffee.
Pokeception?
I'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE THIS >_> <_<
*Flies off on (totallynotEVtrained) black Rayquaza*
"I bet he never got made fun of in middle school"
Another reason why I wish I was a Gen Xer.
*checks*…… oh shit, you did. ._.
My father: I have no son.
Sparkly women are often in the mood to trade pokemon. hard.
Want me to teach you how to catch a Pokemon?
I hate the kids that play shooters and swear. It just seems so odd.
Relevent.
<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic146.png">
Just ignore him. Instead of teaching you to catch Pokemon, he'll throw his teeth at a tree and fall asleep.
Oh, I see what you did there…with my INFARED specs.
She'd just try to trade you Blue for White.
Poke-intervention?
College dude…it's AWESOME. Do what you want, when you want. Just pay out an arm and a leg in tuition.
My mom: You still play with pokemans? When are you going to grow up?
Me: NEVAR!!! Also, when will you start pronouncing it right?!? It's been around for 10 years mom!!!
*Goes to dad's house*
Dad: Do you still play with pokemon? *laughs as if it's an insult*
Me: No…and screw you dad!!! You going to help pay for college?!?
Dad: No…
Me: EXACTLY.
Nintendo DS and Pokémon…my sanctuary from the stresses of life…
Can they make a good sandwich? They can come back if they've got double Ds and serve them nude.
Irrelevent:
According to Psychologist Erikson, a Neo-Freudist, the mental development of any human being can be divided into eight stages, where each stage is a 'contest' between two sides of human behavior, i.e. stage one occurs at 6 months to one year of age, and consists of the contest between Trust and Mistrust. Erikson decided that Trust is the more important aspect, yet if one is too trusting, one becomes gullible. Ideally, a person would be primarily trusting, but have some mistrust, resulting in some emotional self-defense and necessary skepticism. If one can achieve this ideal state, Erikson believed that people would then have the virtue of Hope, meaning they have the ability to appreciate others and look for the positive outcome of any situation.
*sees Shawn's Commentary*
Garbordor!?!?
GARBORDOR!?!?!?!?!
That pokemon is Trubbish!
Everyone knows that Simipour is where it's at (my most powerful pokeman in White):
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/simipour.jpg" alt="">
by the way, does Gurdur look like a messed-up muppet (i.e. Grover), or is it just me?
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/gurdurr.jpg" alt="">
.
.
<img src="http://damewallis.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/grover.jpg" alt="">
*SPELLING HAMMER*
Infrared
The reality, of course, is that no one actually cares. We all have our own problems. Of course, if your pants are falling down because your too damn stupid to wear a belt, we'll still take a moment to laugh at you.
WHAM!
HAXOR!
All I got from that was "Some guy said people don't trust people" and that was TOTALLY IRRELEVANT TO ANYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED. : P
I hate to do this, but… GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Garbodor!
That reference was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Don't worry, I'll get better. I might even become the very best, like no one ever was.
Would it matter if I said that this was the intended final form in that family:
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aVgk49P_Yc4/TWqMTfmoLOI/AAAAAAAAFqg/I04TUo5z7Zs/s400/oscar-sesame.jpg" alt="" />
Is it just me, or does the Businessman look like Ron Stoppable???
<img src="http://gregoryisaac.com/sds/kp/ron.jpg" WIDTH="100" HEIGHT="200">
Dammit basket you just had to bring up my psychology class when i'm on spring break. Thanks for breakin that to me.
Nope. Just three days of:
*ON*
Press A, Press A, Press A
If not Shiny -> *OFF* Repeat from *ON*
If Shiny -> SCORE! use Masterball, proceed to gloating.
Yeah, my thumb was sore by the end -_-'
Silly cute girl. You have two extra pockets! One in your chest and and secret one in your pants. =D
Speaking of Muppets, Sawk and Thorh have been nicknamed "Bert and Ernie" or "Statler and Waldorf".
What about the Magnet Train?
I'd use Mind Reader, but what should I use after that?
Yup, GurDURR is just Grover after overdosing on steroids.
Tiem for some PokePick up lines!
I got a Larvesta in mah pants and it's burning for you… and not because of it's Flame Body ability… or the herpes…
All I do is wait til my friend gets a pokeman with Pokerus/PokeAIDS and we trade and spread that shit between our pokemon. EV training is for chumps when you got PokeAIDS!
Damn Right!
he does
gothitelle.
id hit that
wait a minute….
thats not relevant
<img src="http://files.sharenator.com/lol_face_RE_quotOpen_Mouthquot_Disease-s736x736-65809.gif">
They really did a GREAT job at making not-so-obvious copies of existing pokemon: Sawk and Thorh = Hitmonchan/lee, Gurderp, etc = Machop et al…
No wonder his… leg regions… are so small by comparison
<img src="http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2188357&t=o" border="0"/>GIFSoup
POKEMON PARTY!!!
(by the way, I invited Secretariat!)
I'm pretty sure hats with pokewalkers cost more than two refined.
<img src=http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9720339/2/istockphoto_9720339-sore-thumb.jpg" alt="" />
Totally worth it though, right?
Or kids under 13 playing a shooter with voice chat capabilities.
*sighs, leans back in chair*
That's why I love Battlefield 1942
<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg9xhnIWmI1qa7wxro1_500.jpg" alt="" />
Indeed.
Apparently, over 80% of the children on Xbox live have had relations with my mother.
Ron. the later years
You know how to fix that?
Take them to Wake Island and teach them a lesson:
<img src="http://static.sftcdn.net/br/scrn/22000/22650/3_22650.jpg" alt="">
To war, my comrades!
<img src="http://egamer.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/caterpie.jpg" alt="" />
there's one of them Caterpies!
<img src="http://pokebeach.com/content/games/black-white/prerelease/0610/art/munna.png" alt="">
because apparently when you do an google image search for "pig pokemon" that's what you get
btw, we should recruit some Simipours; that move, Scald, would be helpful for a couple things… like, well, cooking!
DANG IT PEOPLE, STOP MISSPELLING "RELEVANT".
You sure it didn't look like this?
<img src="http://newbreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Left-4-D.jpg">
Diglett Beanie for 3 refined?
KILL IT WITH FIRE! D=
Would that be Burman, Kirman or Moccha?
And can I get that NEAT airship model if I get you all three?
That, or they read Twilight one too many times and think they're vampires.
You should run away.
Hard.
Secret pockets? Yes.
Comftorble to keep stuff in for long peroids of time? Possibly not.
Appropiate in public? Depends…
Did you just say Harpies?
Wait, I think I did the joke backwards…
So… true.
Even the lax bros are playing gen 3 games on their computers… and making me cry with their "TRAIN ONE TO TANK, FORGET ABOUT THE REST" philosophy
There is no love for their pokemon…
or Flying!
*throws Redball*
Go! Helicopter!
<img src="http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/doduo.jpg" alt="">
Use Fly!!!
(putputputputputput…)
Yet if you insist on Fire types;
*throws another Redball*
Go! Quill!
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/182/4/0/409f1e2a81565ce87c48fa83acab47a4.png" alt="" />
Yes… I don't always use Fire-Types, but when I do, I prefer Quilava.
Stay classy my friends.
I think they have a cure for that:
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/DrMario1_9327.jpg" alt="" />
BRIGHTLY COLORED PEEEEELLLLZ!!!
(They'll cure ALL your eeeeellllz)
But I love my Eels! They're what produce the electricity to power my DSi!
This???
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/c/c7/603Eelektrik.png/180px-603Eelektrik.png" alt="" />
Kill it! Kill it with Ground Types!!!
Close, but more like this:
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/6c/604Eelektross.png" counter="generator">
It needs those arms so it can turn the generator crank.
And did you forget that entire evolutionary line has levitate?
Shame on you, Red! And to think I thought you knew Pokemon! How could you deceive us like that!? ಠ_ಠ
Now thats a fancy Quilava. Bowtie and everything.
You still have to EV train. PokeAIDS just cuts it in half. I've been keepin' my strain of the virus Alive over 5 games now. Thank you random person on the GTS who gave me a Pokerus'd Palkia!
Is it really their fault that they are ugly? Yes. Yes it is.
Well, considering the number of pokemon there are now… they're hard to keep track of!
This family is on the list of [new] ones I am not a fan of
Yes, and note the little finger…
He was my Johto starter… both in Gold and Heart Gold…
He's even more fancy than the top hat resting on Red's head! For those of you who are uneducated, it is proper etiquette to refrain from using your pinky finger when taking a drink. For those of you who have never heard of etiquette, etiquette is French for "Little signs", and the meaning originated when French Royalty or other respectable people threw parties, and noticed that the commoners did not know to stay off the grass, or to keep from touching decorations, etc., so they made little signs with instructions on them, to inform the common folk of the proper behavior.
I can't let you do that, IndianCHAN!
*squeals* HIS FACE!
You mean Protein?
Haters gonna hate
Should any of his tea spill, he cleans it up with this:
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/3084660021_aca51526cf.jpg" alt="" />
here's his baby picture:
<img src="http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/baby_is_angery.jpg" alt="" />
I also think that this is the Engineer's grandpa, as that is also the name of the class in the first pic
agreed (begins to sprint)
I thought this was the final form?
<img src="http://www.2snaps.tv/files/images/Trash_heap.preview.jpg">
Where can I buy some of that?
Damnit. *FACEPALM* OOF!!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT SESAME STREET CHARACTERS AND THE MUPPETS WERE BOTH CREATED BY JIM HENSON? SO TECHNICALLY THAT MAKES THEM MUPPETS TOO.
Why is this in caps lock? Because I know a douchebag that won't stop rubbing it in my face that I didn't know that and in Pokémon Black & White there is a little girl on the pier said that it's best to scream when someone gets under your skin. I take NPC advice VERY seriously.
*Pant*
Ah…much better…
Oh so THAT'S what you call it…I see…*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* say no more? Hmm?
The one in my pants is where I keep my HOT pocket.
this is surprisingly true…
I suppose I was lucky with my home.
Businessman: "Oh hey! I remember when that came out! How many are there now?"
Child: "Wanna battle?"
Older Woman: "Huh. I guess it really caught on. Maybe I should start…"
Cute Girl: "Forget the kid, wanna battle?"
Kid who makes 30s in every class who I caught snorting in the 8th grade: "Pokemon is stupid because it's gay!"
YOU CANNOT! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Really? I think a hot girl trying to eat me would be awesome. Hello? Anybody there?
My father: Okay, so how many are there now?
My mother: Hey, mind if I play Gold while I'm out of town? Thanks!
25% chance they're male. I have a friend who squee'd when I gave her my male one.
Magnet Trains, How do they work?
Tmotom: What the fuck is wrong with that asshole? Pokemon? In public? I thought that was a fucking closet hobby.
How does he get to hate on Pokemon and get +29?! My life is officially over….
It's not Pokéhate ("Pokécution?") dumbass, it's the truth about geek hobby rejectory in this social heavy enviorement we call society.
Oh wow, dude. I fetl embarassed just reading that!
You have my sympathies.
Go back to DeviantArt with your vore fetish… >_<
Bleh, no matter what anyone says, I call all muppety looking puppets muppets even if they're not of the offcial muppet group.
RED! HOW DARE YOU! THAT POKEMON WAS A GARBODOR! NOT A TRUBBISH! YOU FAIL AT POKEMON!
Trubbish: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Trubbish_(…
Garbodor: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Garbodor_(…
I said trying, not succeeding!
Brazil… or at the Celadon Dept. Store
You didn't find that punny at all, did you?
<img src="http://www.falloutboyrock.com/images/members/avatar/500/c8/c8643f90-80ec-403f-a364-20b559d79204.jpg" alt="" />
This was my reaction (^ ^ ^)
RED,WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS NONMOUNTAIN.
GO ONTO A MOUNTAIN SO I MAY BEAT YOU AGAIN WITH MY PARTY OF LEVEL 100 GENGARS SPAMMING HYPNOSIS AND DREAM EATER.
Dammit Jimmy,I leave for 30 seconds and you are enslaving sexy wimens with that Typhlosion. No, Use the METAGROSS I gave you,works better.
Please,I yelled it in an active class setting,told the teacher to bow before the Champion when he told me to shut it,then still got a date.
Or, apperently being reduced to 3 Patrats…
He's on top of a mountain, of course he doesn't know all the new pokemon by heart yet.
Don't you know? You have only make subtle sexual jokes, or outright demand sandwichs, you can't just insult them plain out like that.
But what do you do when he brings in his insomniac Hypno?
Why would you want to go to the prom? That just takes time away from the hundreds of restarts you could spend trying to get a shiny legendary.
They catch hundreds of Magnemite, Magneton, and Magnezone, then pile all but one of them up at the station where the train isn't at, and put the other at the front of the train. The resulting speed-warp will throw the Magnet Train through a Portal fired from Red's Mountaintop Resort to the other station. Or not.
What's so bad about tanking? I NEVER catch any pokemon that aren't legendary. EVER. It's me and my Charmander/Cyndaquil/Mudkip/Turtwig/Oshawott vs. the world. Forever a tank.
He cries. Forever.
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SAYING ON THESE COMMENTS??? -110??? YOU NEED TO GO PLAY BASKETBALL OR SOME SHIT, 'CAUSE VIDEO GAMES AREN'T FOR YOU! my caps lock is full of gum.
-_-… umm… ah! GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*SANDWICHES!
WHAT NOW?
I see what you did there… is that considered Pokemon merchandise? If so, their spokes figure, or, if you prefer, spokemon, should be Snivy.
You are a very confusing Wigglytuff.
Is THAT the nasty meat in those?
Either Pikachu has a ketchup fetish or he's a drunk. Is that why he goes around with Ash Ketchum? (Ass Ketchup!)
GO DEEPER???
I'm just a cute rabbit-like creature possessed by an Eldrich Abomination that has a Psychopath fetish.
Guillotine, Horn drill, Fissure, or Sheer cold.
If he doesn't have a belt, how does he carry his Pokemon around?
Have you noticed that when someone sees your E-peen, they automatically click the thumbs down button?
Even better:
1. Take him to Stalingrad.
2. Give him to the Germans (I think).
3. Go prone next to the ammo dispenser.
4. Bomb them with unlimited grenades.
5. Use obligatory list meme.
He's just a friendly, neighborhood, Pokemon-hating troll.
Incidentally, he is also head of the Traditional Troll Division in the League of Extraordinary Gentrollmen.
Gravity.
Or Mold Breaker/Teravolt
/Turbo Blaze/Gastro Acid, shall I keep going?
C:
<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic146.png">
This is true.
EDIT: I didn't read further down and didn't see that this was already posted.
APOLOGIES TO MASTERLUIGI452!
She knew better.
Stay awesome, Red. Stay awesome. :'D
Dude, it's ALL 100% fresh beef. Not mystery meat or filler.
I did this on purpose. :3
I know which ones I want nowhere near my heart!
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
How about Operation Battleaxe,
best sniping map
Garbage bags are pokemon too.
This gum seems to like to leave and reenter your caps lock key
*looks to one side, and then the other*
*cough* *beat *cough*
Smack them in the face with Castlevania
But on who?
Yes, but… There are several problems I have with around half (give or take 10-20ish) of the new pokemon:
1) To many obvious parallels (Klink… = Magnemite…; Munna…=Drowzee…). The Zubat/Geodude replacements are welcomed, but it's like they didn't even try to come up with other ideas
2) They all seem very, very short. Haxorus is like, 5'11''. It should be like 13' or something… considering it is a dragon. And Joltik is 04''. How are you supposed to even SEE that one???
3) Gender differences. Why bother having it back if only 2 new pokemon have it? The one pokemon they could have use this really well with is Sawsbuck… considering it is a deer. Why do the females have horns?!?!?
But on the other hand…
1) Smugleaf = Epic
2) Some ideas were kinda neat, Stoutland was good
3) Some new type combos that work well
I use him as a throne. Four legs, flat head, perfect for my glorious ass. I never have to walk again!!!
Pimpin': It ain't easy, but somebody's got to do it.
Ass Ketchup:
DO NOT WANT
Whatever happened to Kim Possible? She took on Ron's last name, and well…it was all downhill from there.
Girl's response: I'm going to make a Rapidash to the restroom. I just need to refresh myself.
*Never comes back*
Poké-transvestites…oh boy…that dude's Misdreavus is anything but a lady. That Mr. Mime? Yeah, that was no "mister".
That's painfully obvious. Obvious troll is obvious.
Pokémon: Used for camping, cooking, cleaning, etc.
Rule #34 on Lopunny…etc.
Slaves for the modern era…like Pikmin!!!
I thought it was pork…
This picture just sent me on a mad nostalgia trip.
Thank you.
Wailord used Dive!
TO THE NOSTALGIA MOBILE!!!
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BIBt82AKC6g/TLL_hobedmI/AAAAAAAAEJA/WgD1-S_Lgi4/s1600/1965_VW_Split_Window_Van_5.jpg" alt="" />
<img src="http://jasonbstanding.com/blogparts/2009/09/bleeding.jpg" alt="" />
Indeed… it sounds painful
Spokemon (Gotta advertise them all)!!!
<img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/133/f/6/Smugleaf_FTW_by_xXxRozu_chanxXx.png" alt="" />
<img src="http://ryanatomy.com/imgs/pokemon.jpg" alt="">
aha! so we meet again Youngster!!!
p.s. That really is a great way to break the ice!!!
What people think when they see ME on a mountain:
"Wow, that guy really, REALLY likes mountains! [Wait... so do I!!!]"
Well, last I checked, my Magnezone destroyed the magnet train…
I thought we had all gone over this a while ago
http://science.howstuffworks.com/transport/engine…
The Route 20 is closed due to PokeAIDS
Looks like a certain cotton ball finally got her 1st period.
Nah, those are pigs. I am a GENTLEman. My 69+ epeen says so.
If you've got a beef with me, I'll stuff your girlfriend's tortilla so full that she'll take me to-go.
Ladies & Gentlemen, you have just witnessed the rarely-used Grammar Cough. Far more subtle than its flashy cousin, the infamous GRAMMAR HAMMER, the Grammar Cough is a gentlemanly discreet attempt to point out small grammatical errors, so as to not crush the offender with the inevitable guilt that follows a GRAMMAR HAMMER.
Normally, pointing out the usage of the Grammar Cough is considered poor etiquette, but as our goal here is to educate and inform, we here at the School for Comment-Related Etiquette beg that you pardon our intrusion.
Dang, I lol'd. Too amazing not to.
Actually, looking at the picture again, I think he's crying because he can't open the ketchup, and he really, really wants some
Bit late on this but….
You forgot Ice Cream cone.
Where is the device that allows you to speed and slow the passage of time?
<img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyxiTL-1AA7i5NNi7wu3KTmTH8YJZ-tcOVT-6mbCAvUqcQcxTqYw>
It's right here, under the seat!
SPELLING HAMMER!
*felt
The GRAMMAR COUGH is far too subtle for a breach of the law as extreme as poor Grammar or Spelling.
We rebuild those things.
The pork is always PULLED.
ON THE SUBWAY ITSELF.
It's magnetic.
I'm good, thanks. I've got my time machine!
<img src="http://www.prebble.com/delorean.jpg" alt="" />
6. ?????
7. PROFIT!!
Psshhh, I got PokeAIDS ALL ON MY OWN!!!
Of course my Pokemon helped a little…