The Shogun Update (comic)

No one ever said these TF2 updates would be fairly balanced!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 14, 2011 · 11:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (204 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Artistic, Fashion Faux Pas, Foreign Object, Heavy Weapons, Rage Enducing, Secret Items, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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88 Responses to “The Shogun Update”

  1. k3man on March 14th, 2011 11:05 pm

    Well, we all know what happens next.

    The doctor makes the heavy a sandwich.

  2. Angemon300 on March 14th, 2011 11:12 pm

    Actually, those wigs were originally used by male actors.

  3. mikeorike on March 14th, 2011 11:14 pm

    it's funny because the medic is a nurse now

  4. tveye on March 14th, 2011 11:22 pm

    Heavy: Doktor, ven vill you see dat it was I who slipped you dat vig…now get in da kitchen and make Heavy a SANDVICH!

  5. Vabolo on March 14th, 2011 11:30 pm

    An acupuncture-themed needlegun? Geishagain.

  6. Sceptilianblade on March 14th, 2011 11:45 pm

    The following is obligatory:

  7. Weibbles on March 14th, 2011 11:56 pm

    In honor of the shogun update, I give a Haiku.

    Medic sadly knows
    Valve gives him a woman's wig
    For Fanfiction ships

  8. invadingduck on March 15th, 2011 12:02 am

    Heavy knows who wears the pants in the relationship.

  9. TheTopHatKid on March 15th, 2011 12:10 am

    I am super-excited about half of this update and very unimpressed by the other half.

    Demo/Soldier samurai duels
    Awesome spy mask (and possibly knife, haven't gotten a chance to try it.)

    scout fan (-90% damage for mini-crits?)
    The hair
    And, to a lesser extent, the concheror (could be cool, I guess.)

  10. Mentlegen on March 15th, 2011 12:37 am

    Meanwhile Scout and Soldier are crying at the base because they only got weapons and no hat.

  11. DM1293 on March 15th, 2011 12:51 am

    Press your taunt key to seppuku with your ubersaw.

  12. Ernac on March 15th, 2011 1:17 am

    Now when am I supposed to get funny hats for my armies in Shogun 2?

  13. Totema on March 15th, 2011 1:29 am

    New law of nature: Whenever Valve releases an item pack based on a nation's culture, that nation experiences a catastrophic disaster.

    So, Valve… how about a North Korea pack? Pretty please?

  14. Poor_and_Irish on March 15th, 2011 2:57 am

    While Engineer sits in his room playing with his measly 5 weapons and 8 hats while looking longingly at Demoman and Heavy chatting about how much great stuff they have.

  15. Strike_low on March 15th, 2011 3:44 am

    (S)he needs to perform hara kiri now.

  16. nemb94 on March 15th, 2011 5:15 am

    Do i smell soiled sumo diaper?

  17. Alpar on March 15th, 2011 5:45 am

    I guess this is the closest things we'll get to a TF2 female now with this update.

    Pyro: FINALLY.

  18. Marzen on March 15th, 2011 6:10 am

    That is one sexy medic, I'd bonk that any day o' the week.

  19. Shady Kitsune on March 15th, 2011 7:14 am

    Real subtle Valve.
    Reaaaaaaaaaal subtle.

  20. seanhl on March 15th, 2011 8:38 am
  21. Grammar Berzerker on March 15th, 2011 10:52 am


    Every time I hear about TF2, I hear about those goddamn hats. Every time play TF2, people are talking about hats. Every time Valve updates TF2, they add new hats. Every time a watch a TF2 video, someone's wearing a hat. EVERY TIME HALOLZ HAS A TF2 SUBMISSION, IT'S ABOUT BLOODY HATS!



  22. SadFace298 on March 15th, 2011 11:04 am

    Geisha wig + Blighted Beak = Nightmare fuel. I can't wait.

  23. HughbertEsq on March 15th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Silly silly gaben…

  24. Tigrr on March 16th, 2011 7:03 am

    Reading Heavy's comment in Heavy's voice makes this funnier xD

  25. TheUnknownNoob on March 16th, 2011 2:18 pm

    Medic is the most unappreciated class. He's like the Luigi of TF2.

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