Some more real life Mario Kart madness from freddiew, featuring some cool special effects!
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Turtleshells on Go-karts!
Anyone else suddenly feel like we should avoid turtles at all costs?
the lakitu looked an awful lot like Hideo Kojima…
The first thing you do when you get a Starman?
No, you don't ram all over your opponents.
You don't speed past through them to reach first place.
YOU FUCKING HEADBANG TO THE MUSIC!
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicsonic/Headbang.gif">
no no no no no, the kart track is way too normal.
Not enough blue shell.
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No, they wouldn't be ON the go-cart. Colliding with it or circling it, maybe, but not on top.
Freddie looks so happy being a lakitu ^.^
Blue Shell levels the entire building.
The Cloud… The eyes…
I cannot unsee it.
Needs more lava or rainbow.
Needs more blue shell
"So let me get this straight: you guys want to borrow 4 of the company's go-karts and take them to a track with heavily inclined turns, lava, giant rolling boulders, spikes, sentient square rocks with evil eyes, and a 30 ft. mechanical fire-breathing koopa king?"
Or both… Lava-rainbows
Robot Pirate Ninja Lava Rainbows?
WALUIGI IS NUMBER ONE
inb4whatislove
inb4waluigitime
WHAT?! INB4ING MYSELF?! WAAH, TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!
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spy in our midst!
look at those shells they are on green team in the thumbnail but in the video they are red
robot nuclear zombie dinosaur pirate ninja lava rainbow from outer space?
I've never seen any character called WA, is he new?
Party on Darkangelsv1…
Robot Pirate Ninja Zombie Monster Lava Rainbows on Motorcycles with a Lincoln Beard.
<img src="http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/mario_headbanging.gif" alt="Starheadbang">
MountainsStars: Fuck Yeah!(inb4Red'sRage)
*Aims "Get a load of this guy" cam at Alpar*
rel="nofollow">NO WAY!
I see what you did there.
Yup. Pretty much.
LINCOLN BEARDS ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Robot Unicorn Rainbows?
Odd…It show three green shells in the preview before you start the video but in no point in the video does any one have green shells.
Lakuta-man is disappoint.
*Slaps Aura*
No.
Go to the corner and think on what you've done now.
though the track's hazards pale in comparison to the weapon's the racers will use on them.
so… can I have the go-karts now?
Yes they do. Watch again.
Don't start.
I didn't see them and watched it a few times.
the items used I saw where RED shells,a star, then a gold mushroom.
I never saw any GREEN shells.
LINCOLN BEARDS ON MOTORCYCLES!
Unless of course he is talking about the blue shell, which before destroying the cart, is on top of it for a brief moment.
I have only one thing to say about your comment:
EXCELLENT!
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They share the same power as that guy, you know, I think his name is uhhh…..Wedgie?
MY FACE ON MOTORCYCLES!!
At least you guys did not throw a -1 shitstor-
*-1 flies by and hits Dr.Panda in the face"
rel="nofollow">Come on. Who threw that?
My mistake. Maybe he edited the footage or something?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FALL INTO A PIT ON A STANDARD GO-KART RACETRACK?!?
And we need to shrooms from now on. Because this video clearly shows that winners use drugs!
Noclip?
It's more likely than you think.
You mean Wedge and his luck?
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots?
I dunno… *looks around shiftily*
*Lakitu.
Ah, Rémi Gaillard, inspiring more IRL Mario Kart madness into such noteworthy pupils like freddiew. I have nothing to say for the sheer amount of win this video contains.
imagine that, the golden shroom stole the win
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I don't know, but have you ever noticed that the rest of his name sounds like that illusion that everyone keeps on seeing?
3 people were killed today and 4 others wounded when a kart racer got a Star from and item block. The driver, who finished first, only had this to say:
Yoshi Yoshi!
Pick your battles, Alpar. The trend is dying on its own, otherwise you'd only provoke them.
Focus instead on the real threat… those damned ponies.
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'Nuff said.
This is the most *Realistic* Mario Kart so far in my opinion.
LINCOLN'S FACE ON MOTORCYCLES?
are you going to use them for more than 4seconds?
I fail
*becomes a hero*
It's not a true Mario Kart race unless there's a Blue Shell at the very last corner before the finish line!
Am I the only one who sees green shells in the pre-played version but was confused when he got triple RED shells?
They could animate koopa shells and lakitu BUT NOT 1 FUCKING BANANA
How about banana peel power up? I'm pretty sure everyone wants to see how they 'pull' it off in real life.
And now i want to make a lava rainbow in minecraft.
thanks, there goes the next 2 hours
Austrailians have no internet?
That explains so much.
TVTROPES!
If they aren't horribly pixellated and bike-shaped, then it shouldn't be a problem.
But the real question is: can you afford to use them for 12 seconds?
Wha-woah-wait! Green spies?
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPERS!
"All in a day'sssssssssssssssss work."
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After the Remi-Kart 2 incident, they don't allow bananas into real-life Mario-Kart videos.
*holding -1 rocket launcher*
THE DEED IS DONE.
PONY COP?
Haha, that was almost the best part of the video!
WYLD STALLIONS!
*Guitar Riff*
LINCOLN'S HAT ON MOTORCYCLES
On Motorcycles?
WHY IS YOUR AVATAR A MY LITTLE PONY FIGURE is the question we all want answered… I think…
You now think of Untoon'd Kirby/Wobbuffet.