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THE PYRO, NAKED - The scout cannot unsee.

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THE PYRO, NAKED



Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 18, 2011 · 3:51 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (316 votes, average: 2.39 out of 5)
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59 Responses to “THE PYRO, NAKED”

  1. BoxeyBrown on February 18th, 2011 4:02 am

    The Pyro could be very attractive for all we know, even a lady…

  2. TheUnknownNoob on February 18th, 2011 4:02 am

    Inb4 "pyro is girl"

    I mean really now, does it matter?

    If the pyro is a girl, she is the chunkiest bitch of all time. There is nothing sexy about that.

    …

    You know… unless you're like… into that.

    …

    You sick fuck.

  3. The_AntiVillain on February 18th, 2011 4:05 am

    i think scout is gay

    <img src="http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii137/ruthlessmango/pyrof800dy0.jpg&quot; alt="pyro: i think scout is gay">

  4. Coodoo on February 18th, 2011 4:12 am

    Fat chicks are the reason for wars in this world.

  5. Annonith on February 18th, 2011 4:22 am

    The next thing that happened:
    <img src="http://filesmelt.com/dl/wtf12.gif"&gt;

  6. TheUnknownNoob on February 18th, 2011 4:27 am

    Nope.avi

  7. TheUnknownNoob on February 18th, 2011 4:28 am

    That's obviously just a spy.

    …

    A sexy spy, but totally a spy.

    >.>

  8. Annonith on February 18th, 2011 4:33 am

    Deadpool has fat chicks fetish.

  9. Bobomberman on February 18th, 2011 4:35 am

    Hey no! Fire retardant suits aren't close to the skin, the pyro's in particular is in fact almost like trousers (picture those old clown suits that had the huge hoop that made them look fat)

  10. Bobomberman on February 18th, 2011 4:37 am

    I hope if they reveal The Pyro's identity one day, it will be so badly burned and blistered it is indeterminable what it is.

  11. Ichiinu on February 18th, 2011 5:01 am

    Better than seeing Heavy naked, i'd think…

  12. TheUnknownNoob on February 18th, 2011 5:07 am

    They're not generally held out by a hoop, lose fitting or not.

  13. TheUnknownNoob on February 18th, 2011 5:08 am

    Well if you swing that way I'd say the heavy would definitely be the better choice.

    …

    Not… that… I have any real opinion about that. >.>

    <.<

  14. Bobomberman on February 18th, 2011 5:13 am

    The Pyro's looks like it :|

  15. MoG on February 18th, 2011 6:28 am

    <img src="http://gamerfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Minecraft-Creeper.jpg"/&gt;
    i'm not the only one that saw the resemblance am i?

  16. Dimomarg on February 18th, 2011 6:30 am

    I'd let her spy check me any time.

  17. Dimomarg on February 18th, 2011 6:31 am

    yessssssssssssssss you *boom*

  18. Marzen on February 18th, 2011 6:36 am

    Who knows.

    Maybe the pyro's a creeper.

  19. Marzen on February 18th, 2011 6:37 am

    Why would you WANT to unsee? :D

  20. Alpar on February 18th, 2011 6:47 am

    *Looks at newest submission*

    YES! Shawn! Thank you for posting a 2.5star rate-worthy submission! I thought we'd never have one again.

    / not sarcastic btw

  21. AccelTrial on February 18th, 2011 7:28 am

    That face needs to be utilised FAR better, the possibilities are quite frankly, awesome.

  22. Vosur on February 18th, 2011 8:22 am

    Spy-check?

  23. Deep Thought on February 18th, 2011 9:17 am

    MLP has that kind of side effect

  24. invadingduck on February 18th, 2011 9:41 am

    RubberFruit?

  25. Miketuu on February 18th, 2011 9:45 am

    Need a dissssssspensssssah here!

  26. Jade Catima on February 18th, 2011 10:11 am

    For the low, low price of only 19 refined metal.

  27. Jade Catima on February 18th, 2011 10:13 am

    I'd think that if anyone were to be the creeper, it'd be Demoman.

    … Then Sniper = skeleton, Scout = spider, Heavy = zombie, and Pyro = ghast.

  28. Rain on February 18th, 2011 10:19 am

    She's burning hot

    …

    *runs away*

  29. Vosur on February 18th, 2011 10:38 am

    -Digs through his wallet for the metal-

  30. Howiminefish on February 18th, 2011 11:24 am

    Newb, doesn't even have any hats…

  31. meinmattias on February 18th, 2011 11:41 am

    That'll keep them from capping.

  32. Wetmang on February 18th, 2011 12:13 pm

    Mmm yeah those big ol floppy Dyke titties

  33. Wetmang on February 18th, 2011 12:14 pm

    Me bottle of sssssssssssskru BOOM!

  34. DM1293 on February 18th, 2011 1:32 pm

    *Takes off hot female pyro mask*

    Awww, I didn't know you cared Vosur!

  35. Vosur on February 18th, 2011 1:48 pm

    Nevermind. I don't need proof anymore.

  36. Delicious_Caek on February 18th, 2011 3:26 pm

    Heavy is bootiful. Don't deny it. xP

  37. Sceptilianblade on February 18th, 2011 4:55 pm

    <img src="http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg"&gt;

  38. Dracojounin7 on February 18th, 2011 5:10 pm

    It's true! Listen to one of his Jeers…
    http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/ed/Demoman_jeers02….

  39. FoxyMayo on February 18th, 2011 5:41 pm

    What? He just saw the Pyro without a hat…

  40. tmotom on February 18th, 2011 7:28 pm

    You just made me throw up in my mouth! DX

  41. tmotom on February 18th, 2011 7:29 pm

    All I can imagine is the fattest dirty rotten toothed motherfucker in the world. (throws up)

  42. tmotom on February 18th, 2011 7:31 pm

    So… youre telling me that if I posted that Pokemon is gay and posted a picture of a hot chick, that I would get +1's?!?!? Cause that would be coo.

  43. nighten2_0 on February 18th, 2011 7:59 pm

    one more troll for the book of… oh wait your allredy in the book of avoid and anti-troll…

  44. nighten2_0 on February 18th, 2011 8:02 pm

    when I saw that I saw this.. .http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-untoonedwobbuffet.jpg

  45. XPengooX64 on February 18th, 2011 8:33 pm

    Sorry, Scout.

    :C

  46. Uzumakiclan43 on February 18th, 2011 9:27 pm

    rel="nofollow"> Uhh, anyone remember the last time the Pyro was called a woman?

  47. Lax on February 18th, 2011 10:01 pm

    I don't know, I'd rather think he'd be all like "Dat ass, back it up" and such :)

  48. Lax on February 18th, 2011 10:02 pm

    Ah shit son, that's gonna be my latest nightmare!

  49. Master_Vir on February 18th, 2011 11:02 pm

    Or James Earl Jones.

  50. LinkyBS on February 19th, 2011 5:31 am

    SCOUT IS CREEPER

  51. Gearheadmk2 on February 19th, 2011 8:57 am

    OBJECTION!
    The Demo is the one with the explosive melee weapon! Scouts cannot use it, so if a Scout is seen about to creeper someone then that can only mean…
    *slams desk*
    …THAT SCOUTS A BLOODY SPY!

  52. Wetmang on February 19th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Pyro is sexy to other floppy dykes, like Heavy.

  53. Cactuar213 on February 19th, 2011 6:19 pm

    Pyro is a British bloke and can only speak clearly when zombies are around.

  54. BTSnoogans on February 19th, 2011 10:50 pm

    THAT'S IT! I'm gong to clown college.

  55. GazzyW007 on February 20th, 2011 3:52 am

    When I go to sleep tonight, I will say a prayer for all the fantastic perverted fanartists on the internet. Thank you.

  56. GazzyW007 on February 20th, 2011 3:55 am

    I think he's talking 'bout the YouTuber.

  57. tmotom on February 22nd, 2011 7:13 pm

    heh

  58. imnutty on June 3rd, 2011 4:01 pm

    DAT AXE

  59. imnutty on June 3rd, 2011 4:03 pm

    i got it!

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