We all knew Tony Stark loves the ladies, but I had no idea how much he hated pants!
I think there’s a Frisky Dingo joke in there somewhere.
By JohnnyUtah [Newgrounds], submitted by Alex H.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2011 · 3:39 AM
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….I'll take sixty nine copies--I MEAN SEX—I MEAN NECROPHILIA.
….*Hands over 60 bucks*
*closes firefox*
*turns off computer*
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…there… there…
*pats Ataeru in the back*
It'll be all better once my rocket to Sector Z starts working… we can begin a new civilization, maaaan…..
….
*closes firefox*
*turns off computer*
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Supah funn taim!
*Leaves the Massacre* Don't get sad.
Get even.
Ok, that was just retarded.
Tron isn't a robot girl, she's human.
Did someone say necrophilia?
*grabs shovel*
Iron Man: Hey…so I hear you go by numbers. I do too. Want to try some sixty nine?
Zero: …it's the hair, isn't it.
Newgrounds!
Where woman is an object!
fun fact, I thought Zero was a girl at first when I saw the GBA cover years ago. Then I found out later on the box and was like 'oh ok" long hair.
(Thank goodness it was not like when my friend found out about bridget)
Super phun thyme, yeah!
ok.
Is it wrong that I found the dead girl the hottest?
Face in two palms indeed.
What are you talking about? sHe's a nun! Everyone knows only females can be nuns! :P
You ruined the joke. Good job breaking it, hero.
This amuses me because it's relatively accurate into how tony Stark acts. This is obviously a superior commercial.
*sees video*
*pretend I never saw it*
Newgrounds!
Where every flash is about penis jokes.
Humanity
I am disappoint.
Ummmmm….
*plays banjo-kazooie*
NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINING!!!….where has my life gone?
I know waaaaay too many people who'd be interested in Ammie.
WAAAY TOO MANY.
So Newgrounds has risen in quality since I left two years ago? :D
JohnnyUtah: making disturbing flash animations on Newgrounds since I don't care!
You're just now losing your faith in it? Maaan, mine was shattered long ago.
This is the best thing to ever happen to anything ever. I mean, If you’re into that sort of thing.
I am.
This is the best thing to happen to anything ever. Y'know, if you're into that sort of thing.
I am.
It's the hat.
Actually it's the skin…. And that tongue thing she did…. That's bad isn't it?
Don't worry man, it could be worse, at least he didn't mention the goddess. Now if you excuse me, I need some brain bleach after thinking that.
Ruining the joke was the joke, good job double breaking it hero.
………………
Where is that goddamn shovel when I need it!?
*sees Gamage's reply to DM1293*
Give me that shovel! This is far more serious than your stupid necrophilia bullshit!
So you're saying that only now you're losing faith in humanity? You should have lost that just the moment you layed feet on this site.
I know it's not Marvel, but most superheroes would kill for a decent pair of pants. rel="nofollow">
The crystal boobs do not help either…
Tony Stark in a nutshell: Rich, Pervert, Alcoholic.
fuck getting even…
ANNIHILATE ALL IN YOUR PATH!!!
Let go of your denial, and accept that you are gay for Bridget
If you like the skin, try the Drow. Same color, but your only an "elf-lover" which is much more acceptable.
Note, most Drow are Chaotic Evil, and live in a society where women rule and men are objects, and non-Drow are less than men.
Newgrounds!
Where even some flashes are such a bad quality, they're funny!
Alternatively:
Newgrounds!
Where we take refuge in audacity!
He's the perfect American hero!
Hey, was She-Hulk in that? I'm to afraid to replay the video.
Yet X is the one with the girly voice.
Don't want to think about it, don't want to think about it…
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!
GIVE ME SOME BRAIN BLEACH!!!
Ruining the joke about ruining the joke was the joke, good job combo breaking it hero.
GREAT BOUNCING JUBBLIES, BATMAN!!
… Wait, wrong comic.
You obviously missed the sHe I typed. I can't believe it went over your head. I've always been gay for Bridget. Fool.
MAH BOI! THIS PERVERSENESS IS WHAT ALL TRUE AMERICANS SHOULD STRIVE FOR!!!
Ruining the joke about-
CROSS COUNTER!
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
http://eyebleach.com/ Close enough?
Is it because there's actually 2 people?
Speaking of which, isn't Morrigan the same? Her and Lilith?
Wait, how old is Tron, and isn't Amaterasu female?
And another thing: how is Tron a "robot girl"? She pilots one, but she isn't one.
DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?!
Why is it that the funniest part of the video is the "Marvil! Cap-i-kaum! Supah fun time!"
How do yo do it…
I can't link troll! I wanna link troll!
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YAY!
You don't know how happy you've made me
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you forgot to add:
*gets gun*
*aims at head*
"Fuck this shit"
*Goes to heaven*
*finds Jesus watching the video*
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I haven't watched it yet, but I'm already loling just coz of Iron Man's face…
These are the tools of the League of Extraordinary Gentrollmen.
Use them wisely.
Technically any sex with Jesus is necrophillia.
*waits for own reaction and cries*
They can't call the police if they are dead! :D
Depends on what website you bring it up on.
And if she's a zombie, it's not necrophil-okay yeah it is. Sorry about your luck.
….
OKAY YES SHE'S A CHINESE HOPPING VAMPIRE. GOD GUYS DON'T LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF A JOKE. NEEERDS!
If anyone here never watched avenged sevenfold music videos before…keep that up. Anyone who HAS on the other hand will get why I just said that.
Vampire blowjobs are awkward. o.O
"Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls"
Indeed.
Yet disturbingly hot. :3
Indeed indeed.
+1 to you good sir.
To be fair you left the window open while singing into a hair brush about the girls. ^^;
HELL, I'D STILL HIT IT.
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Actually, I lost my faith in humanity long ago too. It's just that even though it's dead, it still continues to be disappoint. It's not surprising at all, yet it's amazing how it manages to…well, amaze you.
To be fair, she only takes the form of a wolf when she's on earth. her true form is a woman of great beauty (they even said so in the game)
and this is why stark is the GREATEST HERO EVER. he knows what he wants, and if he can't get it, he buys it… then gets arrested for it.
Ah Stark, showing Batman that you CAN be a superhero AND a playboy
Is that run/fought by Mister Anon?
In ZX the character that MegaMerges with Biometals X and Z looks like Zero, but is a girl
LOL :P
This thread. it is made of win
*thinks*
OH….Got ya. I like that song too. Reminds me of Mr. Bungle.
DAAMMMIT! WHY DOES TONY ALWAYS TAKE THE HOT ONES?!
I heard something about an incredibly rich CEO wanting zombies and got here as fast as I could. I see I'm not the only one without pants (they only slowed me down, and an opportunity like this comes only once in a blue moon… well… I mean an opportunity like this where it isn't considered my normal routine…), so this will be less awkward. Who is it that… oh… Chris and Wesker are here…
…If you'll excuse me, I'll be getting back to my underground lab full of monsters, traps, and explosives to resume my boring daily routine.
That all depends on whether or not you decide to pursue anything by hiring me.
Hey, if I judged employers at all, I'd be out of a job.
And then you encounter something like Japan, a nation that is able to make things that make you regain hope at the same time as you lose it. And then you somehow lose it again whenever news comes up in the US (or the fact that the Sun still is considered more than decorated paper towels). And then you go to the internet and you discover that you actually had hope left right around the time it's ripped away from you again.
But then Duke Nukem Forever gets a release date, Nintendo makes a new console, Valve release… just about anything, or Gainax starts up a new series (we're not going to talk about their endings. I can't even tell what happens to hope, or anything else, at that point) and everything's smiles again.
Of course, the only thing that will fully heal it is a giant fighting robot actually being made, but for now you have to make due.
That's barbaric!
Actually doing your own digging when the morgue is still in operation. For shame…
And unmoving corpses… really? You're just going to make do? That's why we make zombies (and for shits and giggles… and as a giant middle finger towards Nature itself… and because we're paid… and due to a god complex our founder has… and because we screwed up again… and because we need to take care of a problem… and… well, we make them for a lot of reasons, ok?)!
So you're no confessing to producing zombies?!
May I recommend Mr. Wright to be your attorney? You'll need the best…
Giant robots actually being made?
This is a story for you then, my friend.
Consider it a gift from me to you.
Elite response:
Bow chica honk honk!
I've technically already been tried and acquitted (I've been "confessing" for awhile now), so you know what that means: Double jeopardy all the way!
The lawyer in the case wasn't Wright though, as Capcom has this whole thing about franchises intermingling in anything other than a cameo. Hell, they completely reworked the T-virus into wasp form just for Dead Rising's sake. That lawyer has since gone on to defend me from various other incidents that have made the zombie thing seem small time, and is currently handling disputes with Abstergo due to a certain 286 incidents between me and King (yes the number was 266 awhile ago for those keeping score, but we've been busy today).
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*grabs a giant needle* guess whats in it… guess right and you don't get stabbed with it…
… wait… what… who… HOW?!
just like Justin Bebeir, SHE'S a good singer! *ZING!*
And, in the neighboring comic…
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Goddamn you, Tony Stark, Goddamn youuuu!
Or you could say "Fuck it" to responsibility and abuse the hell out of them. It's up to you.
There are two things wrong here.
1. You're measuring gender by absence of two things, which means Professor Oak is now eternally confused by 10-11 year olds.
2. "Good singer"? "Good singer"?!
*Obligatory marriage joke here*
…I'm sorry… Did you actually just try to out mad-science me?
…Now, I don't want this to happen any more than you do*, but in about 5 minutes you may find yourself passing out from some mysterious drug that no one can tell if it was delivered via injection, ingestion, or inhalation. Upon waking up, you may find yourself on an operating table that may be directly beneath all the sharp implements that will be used in your painless* procedure. One of your organs may be replaced with something completely random during this procedure, but that's the most unlikely event that could happen on the operating table*. More likely ones include:
-testing new virus strains
-mutations
-testing of new technology
-actual healing focused surgery*
-internship
You would then wake up in some government building, sans pants and wallet (the first is just for fun, the second if is for profit), with only hazy memories of what happened. Of course, this has never happened to another Halolzer*, so you probably needn't worry, but please don't ever try that again. (Also, giant needles are actually far too unwieldy for the sake of proper villainous threatening. Giant scalpels dipped in concentrated amounts of virus are a much better idea, though they admittedly lose "needle fear")
* Blatant Lies
Ironman likes the dead ones
Wait. Nintendo was ahead of its time! They predicted the coming of the Beiber. That is why they had Oak ask if you are a boy or a girl!
Oh my god. That comment's genius!
And cruel. Fuck you Zyq.
No. even though she is a zombie technically she never actually died. (she was transformed by magic) therefore her flesh is not rotten so its not gross. fap away.
to be fair she's based off a humanoid goddess regardless
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I, not too long ago, made a comment questioning if Tony Stark was hitting on Tron Bonne.
Now i see this was in fact, a retard question.
*Goes to get a choir of skeletons in robes*
Get the heater ready.
That could work in your favour though.
"I just wonder what China's up to!"
Then again she works with robots, so you could say it like its a job title… or I'm just explaining absolutely nothing.
*Falls over*
I'm part of the floor now.
Once you see, you can never unsee.
Ammy*?
Now now, KZN02, bestiality never solves anything.
Further proof that Jutah is the best thing on Newgrounds still.
In the Legends universe, humans are extinct. Everyone is a robot.